Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about 44,000 pounds of ham that spilled out of a trailer in Virginia after a crash. They discuss how tragic of a loss that is and Dave wants to enlist as a volunteer HamFighter!
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00:00Son of a bee sting, Chuck! I know it was you that took my 5-Hour Energy spicy Cinco de Mango.
00:05You mean these? Of course I did. They're sweet, spicy, and a little unhinged, just like me.
00:10I'll have to get more at 5hourenergy.com. Use promo code DCTF for 20% off.
00:22This is so sad.
00:2620 tons of ham was lost.
00:29Are you okay?
00:30In a truck crash in Virginia.
00:3320, all those things died in vain.
00:36I didn't know. I would have got you a card if I would have known.
00:39Moment of silence.
00:40Yeah, moment of silence for the ham.
00:44Yeah, that was our moment of silence.
00:45That was good.
00:46Why do the alarms go off?
00:48That was so beautiful.
00:49I was just joking.
00:50That was so beautiful.
00:54We don't want the dead air alarms to go off.
00:57We can't go too long.
00:59We can't go too long or poor Albert is going to have a heart attack.
01:02There'll be trouble in the building.
01:03Sorry, Albert.
01:03Boop, boop, boop, boop.
01:04Um, I, I literally almost sent Dave.
01:09I drove by one of these places when I was, uh, out at the West Coast for this.
01:13The Ham Place?
01:13Yeah, I almost sent him another Ham Place pic.
01:16Because I just know it would brighten his, it would just brighten his day.
01:20I almost went inside.
01:21Oh, it's really, uh, taking it far.
01:23God, oh, it was in my brain.
01:25Yeah.
01:25I was like, I'm not going to do that.
01:27I'd rather just get home.
01:28But, I was like, if I buy a big ham sandwich right now and send that picture to Dave.
01:34You'd just be jealous.
01:35I'm sad.
01:36Yeah, I would hate you more than you'd be happy.
01:38Yeah, I wouldn't be very jealous, actually.
01:39I'm not getting that ham, you are.
01:40I know, I know.
01:41It's a tease.
01:42That's why I didn't do it.
01:44Uh, this crash, this week saw a tractor trailer overturn, spilling 44,000 pounds of ham all
01:54over the highway.
01:55I hope people saved as much ham as they could.
01:58Save the ham.
01:59Oh my God.
01:59Quick save the ham.
02:00Oh my God.
02:01I'm a volunteer ham fighter.
02:03Dave's hysterics.
02:04I'm a volunteer ham fighter.
02:05I'm called in for these kind of situations.
02:07I was just too far away.
02:09Ham fighter?
02:09I'm a volunteer ham fighter.
02:11Um, so in these situations they reach out, but I was, I couldn't get to Virginia in time.
02:17It's too bad.
02:17Oh my God, yeah.
02:18It's too bad.
02:18I would have been there on the scene.
02:20I could see you in absolute ham hysterics.
02:23Oh my God.
02:24Um, I dropped to my knees and weeped for a while.
02:26Oh my God.
02:27No!
02:28Get a freezer!
02:29Get a freezer truck!
02:30Bring out your freezers!
02:32You're trying to throw as many of these hams into a fridge.
02:35Save the hams!
02:36It's so sad.
02:38I mean, that's a lot of...
02:39That's a lot of ham.
02:40That's a lot of ham.
02:41Three vehicles were involved in the wreckage, which resulted in the highway being shut down
02:45and drivers being taken to a local hospital.
02:48The ham...
02:49...was considered inedible.
02:52Oh my God.
02:56It really is sad.
02:57Throw the ham away.
03:00Shut your mouth.
03:00Can you even imagine almost dying to a ham truck and then everybody is more upset about the ham?
03:05I'm concerned about the ham.
03:06They're all like, oh my God.
03:08Like this one a-hole is just all he cares about is the ham.
03:10Clear the way, volunteer ham fighter!
03:12Clear the way!
03:13I'm hurt.
03:14We're okay.
03:15The ham fighters are here.
03:15Anyway, so you'll get to them.
03:17Save the ham!
03:18You're gonna live.
03:20This ham is what we're after.
03:23Help.
03:24Help me.
03:25Help.
03:25Shut up!
03:26You shut your mouth, bitch!
03:28There's ham to save!
03:31Oh man, I just love what...
03:33I'm gonna have to ask ChatGPT to draw some kind of photo of a ham fighter.
03:40And see what it comes up with.
03:44It's a local volunteer that arrives on accident scenes to save any kind of loose ham that's
03:53out there.
03:53Are you kidding?
03:54It would be like if a Brinks truck lost its cash.
03:57That'd be me.
03:58Oh, I know.
03:59Oh, yeah.
04:00You're not saving it.
04:01Get that ham!
04:02Yeah, you're not saving it.
04:03It's all for damn.
04:04Yep.
04:04You're peeling out of there with as much ham as you can get.
04:07Oh yeah, a trunk full of ham!
04:08Yeah.
04:08Whoop, whoop!
04:10You would get arrested because you would come back.
04:14Because you would be like, I got away with the one load, but I know there's so much.
04:19This whole car would be filled with ham.
04:21Oh my God.
04:22Oh yeah.
04:22You would be able to sit in there.
04:24Right to the roof.
04:26Can't see.
04:27Can't see out the back.
04:28Nothing.
04:30Yeah, man.
04:31What a dream.
04:32Ham.