They Stole What?!?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Ohio couple that was arrested with 27 bags of ice. While trying to figure out why'd they'd need that much ice, a listener texts in that it's probably for the making of bubble hash.

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00:00White Trash Alert

00:08I don't get this one

00:11If you have something stolen from you, don't lose hope that it could be returned days, weeks, or even months later

00:18Unless, that is, it is something that can literally vanish

00:22Okay

00:24Like ice

00:26Well, someone stole some ice

00:29Police in Ohio were called to a family dollar after two thieves stole 27 bags of ice

00:40Yeah, cool, damn

00:41Yeah

00:41No idea why they did it

00:46Joe Rogan

00:47But they didn't get very far at all

00:50Oh

00:51Someone spotted a pickup filled with ice at a gas station a few miles away and called the cops

00:58Must have seemed suspicious to someone because the truck was actually in another county by then

01:03And a load of ice shouldn't really seem like a big red flag

01:08Like, would you call the cops on someone with a pickup truck full of ice?

01:11Um, hold on though

01:12Uh, if I had a load of ice, I'd have a refrigerated truck

01:17You know

01:19It is weird if it's just like in the back bed of a truck or whatever

01:21There's just a bunch of bags of ice

01:23Like, they're all melting

01:24I mean, I get it

01:25I get it

01:26It's not your ice business

01:27I do get that

01:28Transporting penguins, mind your business

01:31Yeah

01:31Look away

01:33Please arrest him

01:36Big kegger?

01:37What do you think was going on?

01:38Yeah, big party

01:39Must be, right?

01:39Look at these two white trash people they arrested

01:41Oh, yeah

01:42They wanted to cool down with some cheap booze

01:44Oh, yeah

01:45It's all about booze

01:46Yeah, so it definitely wasn't, uh

01:48Just to keep, like

01:50Keep their stuff cold

01:51Yeah, definitely

01:52Big party they're going to

01:54It wasn't like doing ice baths

01:58No, it wasn't for health

01:59No, not a health thing

02:00No, these people are not healthy

02:02No, my God, no

02:03No

02:04So not Joe Rogan

02:05Just finished to get my pump on

02:06Gotta jump in my ice bath

02:07Yeah, no

02:08They need an ice bath

02:09They should have put their faces in it

02:10She's definitely

02:12It's too late

02:13It's true

02:14It's too late

02:15Police arrested 33-year-old Justin Hopkins

02:17And his lady

02:1944-year-old Vicky Bauer

02:20Charged them with theft

02:22The 27 bags of ice

02:24Actually hadn't melted yet

02:26Despite getting into the 50s that day

02:28So they were all returned to the family dollar

02:30Hey, they win, bonus

02:32I guess

02:33Then I'm going to get, like, partially used ice

02:35The next time I

02:35Sort of

02:36Touched by these folks

02:37Yeah, sort of

02:38Methy ice

02:39Yeah, they honestly don't know

02:43What they were stealing the ice for

02:45They've never said

02:46I'm just trying to think

02:48Cool down some drinks

02:49That's the only thing

02:50Yeah

02:50Looking at those people

02:51Unless there's, like, something in meth creation

02:54That

02:54Exactly

02:55I'm trying to think of, like

02:56Is it

02:56Yeah, what do you need ice for?

02:57Moonshine?

02:58Could you

02:58Could you run a moonshine still?

03:01They do look like they could do some

03:02Moonshine

03:03Yeah

03:04You know, like, you want to

03:06You want to cool down the hot liquid

03:08So that it turns to

03:09So, like

03:10Yeah

03:10Water

03:11Condenses or whatever

03:11Yeah

03:12Oh, man

03:13There's not enough money in the world

03:15That's my lady

03:16Shush

03:16Yeah

03:17Sorry, bud

03:18But there's not enough money in the world

03:19That is

03:21That's all rough

03:23It's all rough

03:24Yeah

03:24He's been in some trouble before

03:26For sure

03:27Oh, no doubt

03:28Over bigger things than ice

03:31Yeah

03:31Oh, big time

03:33Maybe there was a dead body

03:35They were going to put on ice

03:36That's what I was like

03:37Are they stealing people's kidneys or something?

03:39You have no idea

03:39What do you need that much ice for?

03:42I know

03:42Even if we're going to have

03:4327 bags

03:44Like, even if we're going to have a huge party

03:46Yeah

03:48How much ice do we really need?

03:49We've been camping for a long time

03:50And who would party with these people?

03:52I don't

03:53I feel like they partied together alone

03:54Oh, you're right

03:55They got their own party

03:56Who would hang out with them?

03:58I don't know

03:59They probably have a bunch of trashy friends

04:01What is his upper tattoo?

04:04Toys R Us?

04:07It looks like

04:0890s

04:08Something 90s

04:09Jimmy in the 90s?

04:11I don't know

04:11I can't

04:12Was that his band, maybe?

04:15Maybe

04:15It's possible

04:16It was his cover band he was in

04:18He's got the state of Ohio under the other eye

04:20With the dollar sign in it

04:21Yep

04:22Oh, God

04:23Money, money

04:23And then on this side

04:24He's got two stars dropping out of his eyes

04:27Yep

04:27Maybe he is a big

04:29Up and coming artist

04:31But we don't

04:31No

04:32Do you think he's

04:34Like maybe a religious rapper?

04:37He has the air faith

04:38Ah, you need ice to make bubble hash

04:41People are saying

04:41Bubble hash

04:43Bubble hash

04:44God

04:45This is all these searches get me on like the FBI's watch list

04:49How to make bubble hash

04:51Bubble hash

04:51How's bubble hash?

04:54Well, if it's hash, then it's great

04:56Ice water cannabis concentrate

04:58There you go

04:59That's very possible

04:59That's probably it

05:00It's like

05:00That's all we had to do

05:01We had to find out like

05:02What's the most illegal thing you can do

05:05With a bunch of ice

05:06How do you make it?

05:08Yeah, you need a few ingredients

05:09A bucket

05:10A large amount of flour

05:11Which they spelt like

05:12The flour not

05:14The flour you used to cook with

05:15Right

05:15Water ice

05:16Well, because it's probably flour

05:18Is there

05:19They mean weed

05:20Oh, weed

05:20Yeah, yeah

05:21Okay

05:21I thought it was just a

05:23You thought it was like a baking recipe

05:25They really screwed this up

05:27Because it's not flour

05:29Obviously if it's a recipe

05:30You need flour

05:31What do I use?

05:33Enriched flour

05:34A wheat flour

05:36What am I using?

05:37Flour

05:38Unbleached

05:38Oh, yeah, yeah

05:40They spelled it wrong

05:42Idiots

05:44What are they even trying to make?

05:47That's what it was

05:48They need ice for that

05:50So if you need ice

05:51Yeah, there you go

05:52That's what it is

05:54You just have to crunch the numbers

05:55On the most illegal thing

05:56You could be doing with ice

05:57How much of this are they making though?

05:5927 bags of ice?

06:01Sure a lot

06:02I mean, if you had a full field

06:03Yeah, or it might just take a lot of ice

06:06To make like a little amount of it

06:08Oh, yeah

06:08To keep it cool

06:09Who knows?

06:11Of course our listeners will know

06:13And they're experts

06:14And all the techs coming in

06:15They were like ice bubble hats

06:17Duh, duh

06:19Where's my phone?

06:21I gotta tell them

06:22Ice is necessary in the creation of bubble hats

06:25Yeah

06:25Everybody knows you need 14 bags of ice for this much

06:31I gotta tell them

06:33What?

06:34I'm not wanted to

06:35I'm not gonna

06:48I'm not-

06:49Sometimes the sale ref ready

06:49Only I've got one

06:50No

06:51Maybe I'm not just

06:52No

06:53Maybe I'm not

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