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Peep Show: Million Dollar Jerk Off
Beasley Digital
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4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news anchor in Jacksonville, Florida who misspoke while reporting on a lottery jackpot winner and said something inappropriate instead of the word jackpot.
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00:00
We know well doing live radio that you can't take things back once they're set on the air.
00:10
I know that better than anybody.
00:12
Generally, we get away with a lot of it given the show we do, but in some formats it doesn't work as well.
00:18
This was on a TV station in Atlanta, I believe, recently.
00:25
Listened to the slip up the female news anchor made here.
00:30
Jacksonville man just won a million-dollar jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
00:35
Look at that guy, the way he bought the winning ticket.
00:37
Did you see the co-host?
00:40
He's like, bitch, what'd you say?
00:43
Jack-off?
00:44
Jacksonville man just won a million-dollar jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
00:50
Where he bought the winning ticket.
00:51
That's a head.
00:52
That's a reading ahead.
00:53
That's Jacksonville, Florida, by the way.
00:55
I wasn't in Atlanta, but yeah.
00:57
A million-dollar jack-off.
00:58
That sounds like a good time.
01:01
That seems like a lot for that.
01:03
It better be.
01:04
I don't know what it would have to be.
01:06
I don't know.
01:06
A lot of lube.
01:07
Yeah, I mean.
01:08
I'd have to be in the most tropical foreign land.
01:13
Exactly.
01:13
In the best hotel with the best food.
01:15
A million-dollar jack-off.
01:17
Because it's nice.
01:18
The smallest, softest hands, and the biggest knockers ever seen.
01:21
It's nice, but a million dollars.
01:24
No.
01:25
No, nothing.
01:26
No jack-off is worth a million dollars.
01:27
Unless you got that and also a million dollars.
01:29
Okay, let me ask you this.
01:31
Mm-hmm.
01:32
A Scarlett Johansson million-dollar jack-off.
01:34
Oh, God.
01:36
Oh, my God.
01:37
Is there someone who's worth a million-dollar jack-off to you?
01:42
I don't think there is.
01:42
I don't think even Sofia Vergara.
01:44
It's still just a jack-off.
01:44
I don't think there is.
01:45
I'm like, are you kidding?
01:46
Like, you guys don't know this, but she's done it a lot of times to me.
01:50
I don't know if you know that, but this is Scarlett Johansson.
01:52
With your own hand.
01:53
Yeah.
01:53
You call your hand Scarlett Johansson.
01:56
Whoa.
01:56
She prefers Miss Scarlett.
01:57
Yeah.
01:59
Yeah.
01:59
We're on a first-name basis.
02:00
No, there is no one.
02:02
I mean, honestly, even your biggest crush.
02:05
No.
02:06
Because it's just an H, Jay.
02:07
That's what I mean.
02:08
I mean, it's only, like I'm saying, they're good, but they're only so good.
02:13
Right.
02:13
They're only so good.
02:16
I mean, in a bind.
02:18
Wow.
02:19
Great.
02:19
You would regret it the second you finished.
02:22
Yeah, because I'd finish so quick.
02:23
I'd be like one of the world's.
02:24
Because you'd be looking at Scarlett Johansson.
02:26
I'd be one of the world's worst.
02:28
If they'd break down the amount of strokes, they'd be like, oh, my God, he paid $150,000
02:37
a stroke.
02:38
That'd be terrible.
02:41
How did a radio DJ spend a million dollars in four seconds?
02:44
Yep.
02:45
You've heard of the two-hump chump.
02:46
Well, this is a one-stroke.
02:48
I'd rather get a million-one-dollar jack-offs.
02:52
Oh, God.
02:53
I don't know about that, Jason.
02:55
They wouldn't be great.
02:56
Can you imagine who'd jack you up for a buck?
02:58
Big, rough man hands that are going to be doing big mirrorless.
03:00
Listen.
03:01
Sounds even better.
03:02
I think he's on to something, though.
03:05
He is on to something.
03:06
You'd way rather have like a $1,000 one and figure out who that person would be.
03:15
Stretch it out a little bit.
03:16
And stretch it out.
03:17
I agree.
03:17
I think you could get a really decent $1,000 jerk-off.
03:21
Oh, I think if you're not getting the world's best one at $1,000, because I believe that
03:25
they're a lot cheaper than that.
03:27
Quantity over quality, right?
03:28
Isn't that what they say?
03:29
Yeah.
03:30
Then eventually you find the quality.
03:32
Exactly.
03:33
But yeah, I'm sure this poor female anchor was just dying after she said that.
03:37
Jacksonville man just won a $1,000,000 jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
03:42
The guy is so disappointed.
03:44
She's like, jack-off, huh?
03:46
I don't know what he's supposed to say.
03:48
Jack-off, huh?
03:48
His face is hilarious, though.
03:50
It'd be funny if you find out she just did that to him right before they started this
03:53
newscast.
03:53
Oh, yeah.
03:54
That's why it's on her mind.
03:55
Yeah.
03:56
Yeah.
03:56
Just watch him during this.
03:58
Yeah.
03:59
Where he bought the winning ticket.
04:00
That's ahead of...
04:01
Jacksonville man just won a $1,000,000 jack-off jackpot from a scratch-off.
04:05
His eyes even look like they went bigger, yeah.
04:07
Where he bought the winning ticket.
04:08
A jack-off.
04:10
My goodness, it doesn't say jack-off.
04:12
Okay, someone said, what about a million-dollar beager?
04:15
It's still a million...
04:16
It's still...
04:17
Nothing.
04:17
That is...
04:18
When you think about it, when you break down the time of pleasure you get, there's no
04:23
way it equates to a million dollars.
04:25
Yes.
04:26
It's all like high school stuff, really.
04:28
Yeah.
04:29
I know.
04:29
I mean, it's funny.
04:29
My God.
04:31
Sometimes, Lisa, high school stuff is enough.
04:33
Take me back!
04:33
Take me back!
04:35
Oh, some of us would love high school stuff.
04:37
Oh, my God.
04:38
I'd love a little high school stuff.
04:40
Yeah.
04:40
That'd be great.
04:41
You want to make out in a car?
04:43
High school, college, all that.
04:44
Oh, my God.
04:45
You want to touch my wiener and watch Jackass?
04:46
Let's go.
04:47
Yeah.
04:47
Oh, my goodness.
04:49
High school stuff.
04:50
What a day.
04:51
Good memories.
04:51
B deepest.
04:53
Hell shit.
04:53
Hello.
04:53
Hello.
04:54
Hello.
04:54
69.
04:55
Oh, my God.
04:55
I'll see you in a long.
04:56
about mind me getting up here in my andreview.
04:57
You're right, lovely.
04:58
No.
04:59
Moving to the Frau isÃmara with me.
04:59
Good to see you as I'med in a book cup, Eli is fikkizht, I'm a human legend.
05:02
I love you.
05:02
Good to see you in a minute, bye.
05:04
Mind you again.
05:05
Bye-bye.
05:06
Bye-bye.
05:06
Bye-bye.
05:06
Bye-bye.
05:08
Bye-bye.
05:08
Bye-bye.
05:09
Bye-bye.
05:09
Bye-bye.
05:10
Bye-bye.
05:10
Bye-bye.
05:10
Bye-bye.
05:11
Bye-bye.
05:11
Bye-bye.
05:11
Bye-bye.
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