Peep Show: Pooping Pilates

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the best ways to avoid germs in the bathroom and using your foot to flush the toilet comes up. Chuck thinks Lisa is able to do it so easily because of her yoga and pilates training and demonstrates how hard it is for him.

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00:00public bathrooms one of the grossest places we encounter on a day-to-day basis so people

00:11have come up with some tricks over the years have you noticed that like i really did think

00:16covid would change the world in terms of cleanliness oh god no it was all temporary

00:23yeah we've all gone back to being the filthy pigs we've always been yeah i really think

00:28dude i was in like so the last time i was in the airport right so i was like oh boy

00:35stella hold on dad's got to go take care of some stuff oh no yeah so uh i go in there um

00:43but what shocked me was when i was done everything and i and i go to wash my hands

00:49how many guys just walk right walk straight out yeah it's crazy when you pay attention it's like

00:5580 and they deuce they do they're coming from the deuce area you know there's two areas there's

01:03the deuce area and then there's like a urinal area in this airport they're just walking out of the

01:09deuce i have to say women wash their hands that's so good i'm so i'm so glad it's always packed at the

01:15sink oh it used to be like during covid it was packed at the sink yeah and it was a it was a rare

01:20thing and i thought i wonder if this will stick like if people just take this seriously now no

01:25guys are just pigs yeah that's it yeah seriously it's not the same in the women's bathroom thank god

01:31ever has it been that way yeah i don't ever recall i want my ladies with clean hands yes no mrs brown

01:38fingers like our men with clean hands as well you're not gonna find them surprise ladies you'll

01:43see mr brown fingers yeah better walk around with your black light detector just know whatever you're

01:48touching people have pooped on yeah people have pooped on poop particles among us um so they ask

01:54people about different tactics for avoiding germs in public restrooms here are some of the most common

01:58ones using a paper towel to open doors or turn faucets yeah i never think about it with the faucets

02:04but well thank god most of them i'm freaked out by places now are automatic right yeah most faucets

02:10are automatic yeah i started getting freaked out about door handles when i realized the upstairs in

02:14this building has a whole setup that's like the squirt the squirt system kind of robotic operated

02:20thing that squirts their door handles yeah and they only gave it to the upstairs yeah they gave it

02:25we could only afford one the downstairs people we don't get but i had never until that moment thought

02:30about how gross like a door handle to the bathroom is it's one of the worst like it's uh at least

02:36down here they put in that foot system yeah we do you know yeah there's uh in the in the main

02:42bathroom i never go in there i know well there's a little pedal you put your foot on you can open

02:47the door up with your foot so you don't have to touch the handle yeah it's a foot system so they

02:51have the upstairs spray i never use for when the dirty people downstairs go upstairs they can

02:55disinfect yeah get all that all the dirt from the creative people um flushing the toilet with

03:01your foot 43 of people do that to avoid germs in public restrooms i definitely flush with the foot

03:07multiple times so imagine that for those people that flush with their hands not only are you dealing

03:13with fecal matter and and urine you're also dealing with what's was ever on the bottom of

03:18other people's shoes yeah but then you just go out and wash your hands yeah yeah you're all on your

03:22own you've got to figure you know what i mean like it's it's gonna be okay but you're on your

03:27own you gotta make yourself clean you're on yeah it's your it's your choices you can't you you can't

03:32control others but you can control your own fate that's the way i've always felt i don't really

03:38you know worry too much about it all so the last time i was in there uh you know i sat down did did

03:45my stuff or attempted to do my stuff um and then realized okay i'll get up and it'll just flush

03:52so i got up nothing airport oh at the airport and so there's there's nothing and the way that

04:00this is they've concentrated all the disgusting poop fire into a small little i need that little

04:06that little button oh yeah that little button and i'm like but to touch it with my god that's when

04:13you get a piece of toilet paper oh yeah i never thought of that i just deal with it that's what i did

04:17that's what i did i took care of it after but i did have to touch like four different things

04:22chuck always looks his fingers after he flushes the toilet yeah i do every time

04:25it's a weird i push the button with my tongue

04:28that's how you die but it is odd when it's just you just know i'm like oh man if you had to swab

04:34something in here swab that little button and go test it and see what's on there this guy says as a

04:41plumber i hate foot flushers they break the toilets all the time i guess that well i think

04:46a lot of people don't have the coordination that you assume that you have yeah you guys can't open

04:52up a door with your foot how can you expect everybody to flush it exactly for some reason i'm

04:56really good at doing well i think you're i think you're training like the yoga and the um pilates that

05:03helps but when you're just like unstable on your feet and and just yeah awkward if i kick a toilet

05:14wrong that's history that thing is history lisa could teach her own like bathroom defense pilates

05:20lisa probably like hops up puts her hands on the side and stabilizes herself and then gently touches

05:27it with just her toe whoa she's in the matrix flush and then does a flip now she just does

05:33right outside the stall exactly and chuck how do you do it again i i am like oh god will my leg go

05:40that high you're like taking your leg yeah no it's not it's not as great sometimes i gotta see where

05:50it's at and i go well yeah i'm just touching that one i'm just touching that it's not everyone

05:56as grossed out as i am i never flush with my foot oh no i they're the side ones i'll do it

06:03just because i'm about to literally go wash my hands whenever i flush yeah

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