Peep Show: 44 Pound Turd!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in China who left surgeons horrified after they removed a 44-pound mass of poop from inside of her. She had been experiencing extreme constipation for years and the photos will blow your mind!

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00:00all right now the shocking poop story we've all been waiting for i'd say you've never heard

00:12anything like this i can't wait the world's biggest poop with pictures to prove it incredible

00:21the weight of this poop yes at least you don't have to take part but whoever comes closest

00:28going over well what's oh how much does her poop weigh how much is a normal poop weigh probably

00:38not that much right i mean i feel like it's like what are we doing this in pounds are we doing in

00:44pounds because i believe a normal one is probably what at the max i'm talking like maybe a pound like

00:51a pound yeah so because of that and because it's a record i will say six pounds that's so that's so

01:02big six pounds i was gonna say five pounds okay well i was gonna say six and a half so okay yep

01:07tell me it's bigger what the deuce is bigger yeah waiter what higher what higher um i'll go

01:25well i'll just do the classic i'm gonna double mine i'm going 12 i'll say 10 i think eight and three

01:33quarter pounds oh my god when you touch it it moves my thing away from this what what what higher

01:45how can it be higher okay i'm tripling it i'm tripling it this is a human woman a human lady not a cow

01:53i'm tripling it oh no yes i am 18 pounds andy 20 20 i'm going 15 and a quarter

02:04come on it weighs more than 18 pounds are you serious 44 pound mega load whoa this is one

02:14what the woman must have been half poop a woman just had the biggest poop of all time surgeons have

02:26been left horrified after removing the giant log from the 53 year old patient she claimed she'd been

02:35backed up for years okay i mean i i believe her i believe her she was left desperate for help and

02:43begged medics to help her drop this giant turd off where was she from china okay she was left barely

02:53able to get out of bed because of the pain caused by the bloating she says she was having issues with

02:59constipation for years but it was a particularly bad situation that couldn't be sorted out with

03:04laxatives that left her needing medical attention wow she looked pregnant she was so bloated by the time

03:12she showed up at the hospital of course pressure had built up inside her body because of the enormous

03:17mass which in turn had made her breathing difficult it's my poo baby loved ones were able to feel the

03:24rock hard turds in her stomach when they poked it's kicking mine kicks every once in a while when the

03:31monster poop was finally removed it weighed 44 pounds and was bigger than a football

03:40they said that it was a three foot long python shaped poop are you ready for this i am i am are you ready

03:50for this i am are you ready for this i am bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

03:58wait what am i even looking at what am i even looking at that chuck oh my god oh my god that chuck so they had to go do surgery oh yeah

04:07oh yeah how do you should have won in a long time ago how does your body even function like contort

04:15to that thing how do they pull that out in one piece it looks like a tail of a shrimp the world's biggest

04:22shrimp a 44 pound shrimp it's a 44 pound shrimp tail poop oh that's how she looked before well she wasn't

04:31a big one of no she's not a big i don't understand how she's alive honestly no she shouldn't they say

04:36her liver stomach small intestine and other organs were pressed on by her giant turd

04:46i appreciate that they put this in black and white yes thank you thank you for that very cool that's

04:51cool of them it was you're right do we have them in color somewhere dave not that i've seen james if

04:57you want to give it a google you're welcome check it out in my free time okay they determined she has

05:04herssprung's disease which can cause poo to move extremely slowly or even get stuck as it goes

05:10through the intestines the jumbo poop that was finally removed was found to weigh 44 pounds and had

05:17been hardened by the body it had been in there so long i thought initially that the big end would be

05:23where the blockage happened but now i believe that the smaller end might have been where the blockage

05:31happened and it just got bigger backwards over time and the big end is 11 inches

05:38that is 11 inches yeah i couldn't see what that ruler said i was hoping it was maybe centimeters

05:45oh but but it could be i don't know if you want to see what a 44 pound turd looks like i assumed it was

05:52inches but it could be right go to twitter.com slash dave and chuck it's it still looks too big it looks

05:58too big right it looks too big i don't know how that's possible though

06:08that you see is incredible no that looks like a because what does that go up to um 20

06:14because centimeters i don't i think it would be it looks more but i just don't even know how

06:22that's possible 11 inch poop it's insane though i've never seen or heard anything like it in my

06:28life you are right she is lucky to be alive how do you have 44 pounds of poop in you and survive

06:34you don't imagine how she feels today so much oh my god imagine how you feel when you take a 44

06:42pound dump out of you that amazing oh my god backflip if i got 44 pounds of poop out of my butt

06:48but like her whole butthole must have failed and everything right i mean like you you haven't used

06:53it you haven't used it i don't know maybe she would squeeze out little turds i don't know i don't think

06:58anything's getting by this no if that's at her turd air her b-hole end no see i think that's at her

07:05stomach end oh i would think the more as it pushes down it gets bigger and bigger see but it builds up

07:11yeah i mean i guess that's possible but i almost felt like this part got blocked and then everything

07:18backed up behind it and just kept getting so it would be fresher at the big end someone said my

07:25daughter weighs 44 pounds that's disgusting yeah it's a daughter she pooped the daughter out

07:34you got it's her baby yeah it's a baby yeah absolutely and i also don't like chuck using the term

07:38brusher what it's like it's produce you know yeah fresh oh yeah is that a fresh end both yeah

07:46both ends there is a fresh end to this if you offend james you've done something i know i'm not

07:51offended i just like the thought of return referring to a turd is fresh yep it's not right like that right

07:58there is tough to understand what we're even looking at i don't that's the turd right yeah didn't

08:03in a bag or something all that hair that's not how that's veins oh god that's inside of her yeah

08:10it's probably like her intestines right they can even imagine how stretched out everything was i mean

08:14to the to the brink i don't know how she's alive they need to study her they need to study her

08:21because she shouldn't be alive right and then the other thing is whether or not they just took the

08:26whole section out you know of intestine because it's just too much to handle or whatever just the

08:33relief plop plop amazing

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