MJTV: Fester has the worst password EVER

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00:00Let me just see if I can break right in, watch.

00:02It's been the same one for like eight years.

00:04All right, hold on a sec.

00:05All right, it's a lot.

00:07Froggy's got Fester's phone, and Froggy's holding it in my room.

00:10Yeah, I got it right in.

00:15During the commercial break, I just heard Roxanne say to Fester,

00:20that is the dumbest password ever.

00:23However, now, Rox, did you happen to overlook Fester's?

00:31I did.

00:31We can't help our configuration.

00:33The studio is so small.

00:34He and I are like on top of each other, and we can see each other's passwords.

00:37We see each other's phones.

00:39It's very intrusive in this corner.

00:41By the way, what's going on with the studio builds here?

00:44Have you noticed, you know, we're supposed to get new studios.

00:46We've done everything.

00:47We've laid it out for them.

00:48I mean, I came up with a complete plan, an architectural plan for the studio.

00:54I had a design, and I know that.

00:56What else do you have to do?

00:56Well, they've ordered new equipment, and they just have new equipment sitting in boxes for months.

01:02Is that what all that equipment is?

01:03It is.

01:04It's for us.

01:05When are they going to start building the new studios?

01:08Because, first of all, this studio for this type of morning show is an absolute cluster frig.

01:14I mean, this is just, it's an awful, terrible studio.

01:16I can see just barely, like, I can see your eyelashes from where I am, your eyebrows.

01:22I'm amazed that this show sounds this good in a studio this bad.

01:26Tell you what.

01:27Yeah.

01:28It's like, really, you know the old saying, making a chicken salad?

01:34We're making some really good chicken salad.

01:36So, Roxanne, did I just hear you say to Fester during the commercial break, that is the dumbest password ever?

01:43Yeah, it really is.

01:44It really is.

01:45It's not a good password.

01:47Fester, what were you logging into?

01:49I know his password, too.

01:50I know it, right?

01:51Isn't it?

01:53I saw his kid put it in.

01:56Fester, at the gaming place.

01:57What were you logging into just moments ago?

01:59My Apple phone?

02:01My phone phone?

02:02You've got to change it now.

02:03Oh, wait a minute.

02:03So, you saw Fester on the...

02:05On his cell phone.

02:06On the cell phone?

02:07Yeah.

02:07Oh, wait a minute.

02:08Okay, you saw his password to get in...

02:11My screen lock.

02:12Ah, the screen lock.

02:13Oh, I thought maybe it was your Gmail password.

02:15I know those passwords, too.

02:16Those are equally dumb.

02:17Yeah, they're pretty silly.

02:19All right.

02:19So, you just saw Fester log into his phone, so the screensaver or the screen lock on his phone,

02:27and you know it now.

02:29I know his password, yeah.

02:30So, if Fester leaves his iPhone on the counter and he's out of the room, you could, if you

02:37wanted to, get right into his phone.

02:39I absolutely could and might do that later.

02:41Let me see if I...

02:42Because...

02:42Fester, put your phone on lock.

02:44Let me see if it's the same one I know.

02:46Let me just see if I can break right in.

02:47Watch.

02:47It's been the same one for, like, eight years.

02:50All right, hold on a sec.

02:51All right.

02:52It's locked.

02:52Froggy's got Fester's phone, and Froggy's holding it in my...

02:56Yeah!

02:57I got right in!

02:58It's no secret.

02:59And he's in.

03:00Guys, I'm...

03:01It took me half a second.

03:03Froggy just got into Fester's phone.

03:05Roxanne now knows it.

03:06Did you see the password, AJ?

03:07You saw it.

03:08Maybe we should tell the whole audience.

03:09Roxanne, what password did you witness Fester enter into his phone to unlock the screen?

03:16Before you say anything, I would like to point out, I have the world's most common password.

03:22Yeah.

03:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.

03:24What is it?

03:25Oh.

03:27That was it.

03:27Oh, oh, oh.

03:28Fester's password.

03:30Okay.

03:30You'll never forget it.

03:31So your password is 00...

03:33How many digits is it?

03:34It's all zeros, right?

03:35Yeah, it's like...

03:36I think it's like six zeros.

03:38As many as you can.

03:40That's like when you go to buy a filing cabinet, and it's set to 000, and you're supposed to

03:44change it.

03:44Yeah, 00...

03:45It's six zeros.

03:46You have to say, one, two, three, four, five, six, and then there you go.

03:49Why would you have such an easy, dumb password to have all zeros to get into your phone?

03:54Okay.

03:54A couple of reasons.

03:55One, I have nothing of great value on this phone.

03:58I have...

03:58What?

03:59Text you?

04:01Yeah.

04:01Text froggy?

04:02Your kids play on it, so they can get into it.

04:04And then...

04:04You don't have any of your...

04:05My most...

04:06Bank apps?

04:07Any of your...

04:08No bank apps?

04:09Mobile apps?

04:10You have zero?

04:10These are all cash operations.

04:11I have a...

04:12I have my fledgling Robinhood accounts on here, which needs another certification.

04:18Oh, yeah.

04:18Yeah.

04:19How are you doing on Robinhood, and how is your crypto...

04:22I haven't heard you talk about your crypto trading for quite some time.

04:26I'm currently divested.

04:28Oh, so you're out of crypto?

04:29Well, I see this Q1 being a tough time for crypto.

04:33How sucko did you do in crypto?

04:36I know a guy who's, like, rich from crypto right now.

04:39You have some winners.

04:39You have some losers.

04:41But, uh...

04:41Are you up or down?

04:43If you add it all together, where are you on the crypto front?

04:47That's why he's wearing all red.

04:48Yeah.

04:48He's in the red.

04:49He's in the red.

04:50He's in the red.

04:51No, that's the bloods, right?

04:53The bloods is the red.

04:54Yeah, the blood is coming out of my Robinhood account.

04:56Nah, it's probably...

04:57It could use a bounce.

04:59Froggy, how last year were you up or down in crypto trading?

05:03I think I was down, like, two grand.

05:05Not bad.

05:06Nothing crazy.

05:07I was taking some wild swings.

05:08I was, like, all up.

05:09I'm still a Shibu Inu millionaire, by the way.

05:12You're addicted.

05:12When that thing hits...

05:14You're in.

05:15When that thing goes to, like, you know, one-tenth of a penny.

05:17And, Froggy, who do you know that is totally loaded and rich off of crypto?

05:21It's just this one...

05:22He used to be a DJ, like a mixing DJ.

05:26Yeah, like a...

05:26And, like, a couple years ago, he started posting about this stuff.

05:31Who?

05:31Someone I know?

05:32Probably not.

05:33All right.

05:34And then a popular, like, mixer.

05:35And then now, all of a sudden, he's, like, on vacation every weekend.

05:39He has expensive Teslas.

05:41He's doing quite well for himself, apparently.

05:43Was he a mixer, like, at any of the radio stations we were at?

05:46No, it wasn't Stan the Man or anybody like that.

05:48It wasn't Matt the Brat on the wheels of steel?

05:50No.

05:51It wasn't Stan the Man, Matt the Brat?

05:52It wasn't the...

05:53Neither of them are killing it in crypto right now, I can't imagine.

05:56But somebody else.

05:57I'll tell you about him later.

06:00All right.

06:00He's a mixer guy.

06:01He's a mixer guy.

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