MJTV: Allow It To Fester

Beasley Digital

4/17/2025

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00:00Folks, I played this audio bite, this little drop, several times today.

00:05I was flipping through the channels yesterday.

00:06I was flipping through CNN and MSNBC, Fox News Channel,

00:10see what was going on in the news,

00:11and I landed on CNN just as Dana Bash, one of their anchors, said this.

00:18Allow it to fester.

00:19She said fester.

00:21Allow it to fester.

00:23We have fester.

00:25Her saying fester.

00:26With a degree of contempt.

00:28Fester.

00:29Fester.

00:30So, we now have fester.

00:33Whenever we need a drop that says fester.

00:35For instance, I could ask questions right now.

00:38Like, who drives the crappiest car on the show?

00:43Fester.

00:44That is correct.

00:46100% right.

00:47Let's see here.

00:48That's not true.

00:49Who wears the worst shirts that look like hideous throw rugs on the show?

00:54Fester.

00:55That's correct, Dana Bash.

00:56I got one.

00:57All right.

00:58Who's been stuttering a lot like Porky Pig on the show?

01:02Any ideas?

01:02Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:03Fester.

01:04That's correct.

01:05That's completely false.

01:07Roxanne, would you...

01:08Who misses postage stamp stuff?

01:11Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:12What was that?

01:14I have one.

01:14Who misses postage stamp size tufts of hair on the back of their neck when they're shaving?

01:18Ooh.

01:19Burn.

01:20Fester.

01:21Burn.

01:21Who's forehead is...

01:22By the way, these are very long questions.

01:24Yeah, these are really...

01:25All right.

01:25All of them are.

01:27Roxanne's are paragraphs.

01:28They're very detailed.

01:29Who's forehead is dotted with mothball-sized beads of sweat by 6.15 a.m.?

01:34Oh!

01:34Fester.

01:35Yes.

01:36All true.

01:37All true.

01:37Do you have any?

01:38Who has size D man breasts?

01:40Fester.

01:41That's disgusting.

01:42Who uses a tarp from Tropicana Field as a bath towel?

01:46Fester.

01:47Who has a worst case of dandruff in the room?

01:49Fester.

01:49Who's very hairy and very heavy?

01:52Who smells like a rotting manatee washed up on Picnic Island?

01:56Hey, she's not letting you get the questions out.

01:58Dana, I got a serious question.

02:00Yes.

02:01Who smells like a rotting dead manatee washed up on Picnic Island?

02:05Fester.

02:06That was a long question.

02:08I mean, all of them are true.

02:10I mean, I can do it in this voice.

02:11I'm trying to figure out which one of you guys are liars, but none of you so far.

02:15Do you have any more novel-like questions, Roxanne?

02:18Who's legs are disproportionately thin compared to the rest of their bod?

02:22Fester.

02:22There you go.

02:23But that's a trick question because mine are kind of thin, too.

02:25You do have weird legs.

02:26I do have weird legs.

02:27Coop, do you want to jump in on this?

02:29Who has the most back hair?

02:31Fester.

02:32Good one, Coop.

02:33Not bad, Coop.

02:33Who gets out of breath from just sitting down?

02:36Fester.

02:37Who produces his own ecosystem of sweat?

02:40Fester.

02:40That's good.

02:42Wow.

02:43I think Coops are the best.

02:44Coop?

02:45I know.

02:46I've got the smart-ass producer here coming at me.

02:48Who's going to be doing Instacart soon?

02:50Fester.

02:52Who's going to kick Coop's ass after this segment?

02:55Fester.

02:55There you go.

02:57Are you done?

02:58Are you out?

02:59I'm good.

03:00You're out.

03:01Hey, Dana Bash on CNN, thank you for the...

03:04Fester.

03:05Look.

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