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MJTV: Roxanne's Experiment on MJ Gets Exposed by Fester
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
MJTV: Roxanne's Experiment on MJ Gets Exposed by Fester
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00:00
Wait, hold on.
00:01
Now that MJ knows.
00:03
I just dumped that.
00:04
You know, I'm not going to let that in.
00:07
I can't.
00:07
I just dumped that.
00:09
Stop.
00:10
I'm shutting your mic off, Fester.
00:12
I'm quitting this break.
00:16
I recorded this promo yesterday.
00:18
Now, Roxanne, did you hear my daily promo?
00:20
Because I cut a promo after every show.
00:23
I cut a little promo about something that's coming up the next day.
00:26
And here we are the next day.
00:28
I try not to listen to you after we leave.
00:31
Good call.
00:32
Good call.
00:33
So I recorded this yesterday.
00:35
Listen.
00:35
Will it pass the smell test?
00:38
What you talking about, MJ?
00:40
Tomorrow morning, 745.
00:43
Find out.
00:44
MJ Morning Show here on Q105.
00:46
All right.
00:46
So I recorded that promo yesterday.
00:47
It ran during the day after the morning show.
00:50
And, of course, I dropped it with the whole little different strokes and facts of life, live stage thing.
00:55
The other night on ABC.
00:57
I thought I'd drop in a, what are you talking about, MJ?
00:59
Very timely and cutting edge.
01:01
I thought it was.
01:01
I thought it was very, very timely.
01:03
But it has nothing to do with Willis.
01:05
Now, Roxanne, if I say the smell test, does that ring a bell?
01:12
Do you have any idea maybe what I'm getting at if I say, Roxanne, tell me about the smell test?
01:17
If you're trying to bring up the photo again that Fester outed me with my armpit stain, I don't really appreciate that.
01:26
And you can smell my armpits and they smell good, even if they're sweaty.
01:29
I don't know if you're playing coy here.
01:30
I don't know what you're doing.
01:32
But let me give you another word.
01:35
Yeah.
01:35
The smell test.
01:36
Mm-hmm.
01:36
Perfume?
01:40
Oh, look.
01:42
I saw your face there.
01:46
Now you know what I'm talking about.
01:48
Yeah.
01:48
And there was only one person in this room who knew about that.
01:52
Yeah.
01:52
It was me.
01:53
The turncoat.
01:54
Okay.
01:54
First of all, what a rat turncoat.
01:57
What year is this?
01:58
I love it.
01:59
What is the smell test?
02:00
What a rat.
02:01
All right.
02:01
So, what's today?
02:03
Today's Friday.
02:03
Unbelievable.
02:04
Roxanne comes to me on Tuesday.
02:06
And she comes up with her little bubbly voice.
02:08
She says, hey, Fester, I want to apologize in advance.
02:11
I gave you a courtesy warning.
02:12
I go, okay, for what?
02:13
She says, I want to apologize in case I start spelling a little bit too much.
02:17
Because MJ commented, and you did comment either late last week or early this week.
02:21
I've commented a bunch of times, and it came up again recently twice, how I hate like Yankee
02:27
Candle and Bath and Body Works.
02:30
I just can't take the scents, all the odors.
02:33
It's like, it's an olfactory assault of all of the smells from these perfume places, these
02:39
scented candle places.
02:40
I can't take it.
02:41
You're a super sniffer, an olfactory superhero.
02:44
It just overwhelms me, and I get all, I get all, it's like, it stuffs, I hate it.
02:49
It gives me a headache.
02:50
So, Roxanne decides that she's going to launch the smell test on me?
02:54
In the year or so that I've sat next to Roxanne in this chair, she's always been very modest
02:57
with her perfume.
02:58
But she said, I'm going to spray an additional squirt of perfume on me, on her.
03:04
Every day.
03:04
Every day until MJ notices.
03:06
So, I would, of course, notice at first because I'm closer in proximity, and she was apologizing
03:10
for that.
03:11
And I thought this was ridiculous because Wednesday, she's like, I did two squirts today.
03:16
And then yesterday morning, she's like, I did three squirts.
03:19
And I'm like, he's never going to notice this.
03:21
Because I've said I don't like heavily perfumed individuals.
03:25
I commented on the old woman that worked with us over at FLZ.
03:29
She was in the business office.
03:30
And she used to come in and get the commercial logs every morning from the previous day.
03:34
And she, like, bathed.
03:36
And I couldn't breathe.
03:37
I would, like, go into respiratory arrest.
03:39
So, you're...
03:40
How about that cigar douche?
03:43
He used to smell...
03:44
Oh, stop it.
03:44
He smelled like cigar and aqua velvet.
03:46
I'm a good friend of him.
03:47
Oh, whatever.
03:48
Ever since I went through his wall and he said, these airplanes cost more than your life.
03:53
Screw you.
03:54
Just as you're friends with somebody, you don't mean Froggy.
03:56
That's right.
03:56
Froggy once went through the wall of Cigar Dave's office.
04:01
And Cigar Dave hated Froggy ever since.
04:03
And then Froggy calls him...
04:04
Don't call my friend Dave names.
04:06
But he wears a lot of cologne.
04:08
Like, you could smell him a mile away.
04:10
So, you're up to how many squirts?
04:11
I'm up to four sprays.
04:13
You watch it for us.
04:14
Yeah.
04:14
And I even tried to whoosh by you this morning when I came in.
04:17
I tried to whoosh when I went by and put your papers nearby you.
04:20
Well, guess what?
04:21
It's over.
04:22
It's exposed.
04:23
Yeah, but guess what?
04:24
I'm going to go up to five on Monday.
04:25
How many squirts are you up to right now?
04:27
She just said four.
04:28
Okay.
04:28
She's up to four squirts of perfume.
04:30
I'm kind of downwind from you because there's the vent up above you and it's, like, pushing air away
04:35
from you.
04:35
It hasn't bothered me yet.
04:37
Okay, well, it's...
04:39
I don't smell you at all.
04:40
I mean, your squirts must be modest.
04:42
So, now that you're outed for your squirts...
04:45
Wait, hold on.
04:46
Now that MJ knows...
04:48
All right, I just dumped that.
04:50
You know...
04:50
Fester...
04:51
I'm not going to let that...
04:52
I can't...
04:52
All right, I just dumped that.
04:54
Just stop.
04:55
Stop.
04:56
All right, I'm shutting your mic off, Fester.
04:57
I'm quitting this break.
04:59
Anyway, if you want to...
05:00
If you want to continue...
05:01
If you have four squirts of perfume and it's not bothering me yet,
05:05
if you want to continue on Monday with five...
05:07
And I'll let you know when it becomes bothersome.
05:09
Okay, because I love science experiments and I love to annoy you.
05:13
That's great.
05:14
All right.
05:14
All right.
05:14
All right, ladies and gentlemen...
05:16
This is science.
05:17
All right, coming up next...
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