MJTV: Fester and Roxanne Evaluate MJ's Bizarre Dream

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00:00You're going to be, you're going to be homeless MJ pretty soon.

00:06I had the most bizarre dream last night.

00:09You know that a lot of dreams you just forget.

00:12A lot of dreams you just, you don't remember.

00:15But then you have those dreams that are vivid, and you remember the detail is real.

00:21You wake up, and it's like, you know, your heart is racing.

00:25And once you wake up, and you're cognizant, it takes a couple of seconds for you to realize,

00:29ooh, that was a dream.

00:31They stick with you like the feeling still sticks with you.

00:33Out of that nightmare, the dream is over, and you have that realization,

00:38and, you know, you catch your breath, and you exhale, and you're like,

00:42oh, man, thank God, that was a dream.

00:44And sometimes you have those dreams where you're in the middle of them,

00:47and they just seem so real.

00:49And they're also the dreams that you remember.

00:51Because you know how many dreams, you know how many tens of thousands

00:54or hundreds of thousands of dreams you have during your lifetime

00:57that you just don't even remember?

00:58But then you have the certain number of dreams that I remember a few weird ones

01:04from when I was a little kid.

01:05There are certain dreams that just stick with you your whole life.

01:08And the one I have...

01:09My dream, does anybody else have, like, almost sets in their dreams?

01:14Like, mine's always at, like, five different places.

01:16Like, a college, and then one's at a convention center all the time.

01:21I have, like, certain places that my dreams happen at.

01:24I totally have that movie sets.

01:26What?

01:26I have the different movie sets.

01:27Yeah, they're like movie sets almost.

01:29Wait, MJ, you don't have that?

01:30No.

01:31No, I don't have that.

01:32I have a couple different places I go.

01:34And the weird thing is I've never been to the places that I go in my dream.

01:37Wait a sec, wait a minute.

01:38One's like a house party, but a really fancy house.

01:40Are you literally on a movie set with the director saying, and action?

01:43No.

01:44I'm just saying that a lot of my dreams happen in the same places.

01:47Yeah, regardless of what the dream is about, it's the same backdrop.

01:51Yes.

01:51Here's the deal.

01:53And should I call?

01:55Michelle was with me in the dream.

01:57Should I call Michelle?

01:58Yeah.

01:58Oh, is this sexual?

01:59No, it's not.

02:00Oh.

02:01Damn it.

02:01Don't call her.

02:04Oh, you only want me to call Michelle if it was a sexual dream?

02:06Is that it?

02:08You sicko.

02:09By the way, what I...

02:09I'm just saying I'd listen to half that conversation if you know what I mean.

02:11All right.

02:15Michelle, pick up, will you please?

02:20Hello?

02:21Hey, I just wanted to bring you in on this.

02:23I had...

02:23I'm just telling the crew, I had the freakiest damn dream last night.

02:27I mean, this rattled me.

02:29It's not often that a dream rattles me, but I was rattled.

02:33I wanted to share this with you to see if you have any idea why this was planted in my head.

02:39But, Roxanne, get your dream interpretation crap ready to go.

02:42It's cranked up.

02:43So, we're driving a big truck, and it has all of our possessions.

02:51We're moving.

02:52For whatever reason, we are moving.

02:54So, I don't know what moving indicates or signifies in a dream, but we're driving a large, large truck.

03:02I think it was almost like a tractor trailer or a big, giant box truck.

03:06Thought to be a positive symbol, embodies strength and toughness.

03:10Can I tell the story first?

03:11A little premature.

03:12A little premature.

03:13Why don't you let me tell the whole story first?

03:14I'm so strong, but I drive trucks in my dreams.

03:18Let me get through the first two seconds of the dream there, Rox.

03:20All right.

03:21So, Michelle, you and I, we're in the vehicle.

03:24I'm driving this big truck, and all of our furniture is in there, all of our clothes,

03:31all of our mementos, our keepsakes, everything.

03:34What about tchotchkes?

03:34Tchotchkes, I've got the corner curio cabinet, I've got the collection of Michelle's Beanie

03:39Babies.

03:40Knick-knacks?

03:41Knick-knacks, everything.

03:42Or a bunch of bric-a-bracs.

03:43I've got the bric-a-brac, I've got the whole plate collection from the Franklin Mint.

03:48All right.

03:49So, everything, all of our worldly possessions, everything's in the truck.

03:55How big is the truck?

03:56It's a large truck.

03:57Everything we own, we're moving, and everything we own is in the truck.

04:01All right.

04:01So, obviously, Q&A 5 has fired us, and we're on to the next show.

04:05Maybe so.

04:05Okay.

04:06All right.

04:06So, I stop at a truck stop to get gas in the truck.

04:13Flying J?

04:14I don't know.

04:15It was either Pilot Flying J, maybe a Buc-ee's, I don't know.

04:19Travel America?

04:20Yeah, it could be a Travel America.

04:21Yeah, who knows?

04:21So, that was nondescript, so I don't know what it was.

04:24So, I pull into the truck stop to gas up the truck, and I think I sort of merged a mobile

04:34home scenario in, because there were a whole bunch of tanks in the back of the truck, and

04:40one was for the gas, and one was for water, and I ended up like-

04:44In the back of your truck?

04:45In the-

04:45Dream truck?

04:46In the back of the Dream truck.

04:47I ended up putting like 20 gallons of gas into the water tank instead of the gas tank.

04:53And then I'm like, oh, geez, what did I do?

04:56In the meantime, while I'm trying to figure this out, and I'm staring at the pump, someone

05:02drives off with the truck.

05:05Michelle?

05:06Michelle, at this point, you're out of the Dream, and then you did appear later, because

05:11we were standing with the police trying to report the stolen truck.

05:16So, I know that you didn't leave me at the gas station.

05:19I left the keys in the ignition in the truck, and someone stole the truck with all of our

05:25worldly possessions.

05:26Everything we-

05:27All the clothes, everything.

05:29All we had were the clothes on our back.

05:32How pissed off-

05:32And I'm mad at you.

05:34Everything.

05:34Everything was gone and stolen.

05:36And then the cops show up, and in the dream, they just didn't have any sense of urgency.

05:44And that was it.

05:46And then I woke up, and I was-

05:49Seriously, my heart was beating.

05:50I was sweating.

05:51I'm like, oh, my God.

05:53That's one of the scariest dreams I've had in a long time.

05:56Just because they stole your stuff?

05:58Everything.

05:59Can you imagine?

05:59Everything that we owned was stolen by whoever took the truck at the truck stop.

06:05Okay.

06:05That just means you need to release your attachment to your earthly belongings.

06:10You are too obsessed with your stuff, and your serial numbers of your stuff, and all

06:16your different-

06:17Hold on.

06:18You're just making this up?

06:19Yes.

06:20It's coming to me.

06:21I mean-

06:22It sounds like something horrific is about to happen in your life, and you're about to

06:24suffer a big loss.

06:25Well, that's what's what I'm-

06:26Yeah, that's what's going to happen.

06:27No, no.

06:28Forget it.

06:29Everybody has their own stuff.

06:30You're going to get all your stuff ripped out from under you.

06:32You're going to be homeless MJ pretty soon.

06:37Roxanne, I don't want you just making crap up.

06:39Usually, you search.

06:40I know, but I was on the dream meeting thing, and then you started talking about putting water

06:45in a fuel tank, so now I'm looking at what can happen to a fuel tank if you fill it

06:48with water.

06:48Well, it's a combination of things.

06:49I made a mistake, and I put fuel in the water tank in the truck, and then somebody just

06:55drives off with the truck with all of our possessions in there, and that was it.

06:59I mean, there's got to be some meaning to the dream, but it did scare the crap out of

07:03me.

07:03You're about to make a dumb mistake, and it's going to cost you everything.

07:07And the person who stole your truck, when they get to your clothes, they're going to

07:11be so pissed.

07:12All right, Michelle, I got to wrap this up, because I got to get the fester and spooning.

07:15You got to look it up.

07:16Well, what do you think?

07:16What is your analysis?

07:18Do you have any idea what this could mean?

07:20I have no idea, but usually when something bad happens in the dream, it's really a good thing

07:24in real life.

07:25That's true.

07:26Really?

07:26That's very true.

07:27Really?

07:27It's preparing you.

07:29What do you mean?

07:30Like, I had a dream my arm was amputated, and I grow an extra arm?

07:33I mean, I don't know.

07:34That means you win the Power Bowl.

07:36Really?

07:37Yeah.

07:37I don't know.

07:39Did your teeth fall out?

07:40If you go and research it and look it up, then you'll see, like, oh, it means you're

07:44going to come into money or something like that.

07:46Okay.

07:47Yeah.

07:48Good.

07:48All Inflation.

07:49Good.

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