MJTV: MJ Forgot a Major News Story Yesterday

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00:00So, what did I forget to talk about on yesterday's show?

00:05In three, two, one...

00:08Hey, Britney Spears!

00:12I have to address a very serious, grievous omission on yesterday's program.

00:21I cannot believe that I forgot this.

00:25I can't believe.

00:26Okay.

00:27Now, Fester, you also made a mention during the commercial break that you also wanted to point out something we missed on yesterday's show.

00:34And I'm just curious if you and I are talking about the same thing.

00:42Well, by midday, I realized something or I saw something that alerted me to a fact that I wish I would have brought up during the morning show.

00:50And I, as well, wish that I had spent some time on this on yesterday's program.

00:57And I just...

00:59I didn't even know.

01:01I saw something just after the show.

01:05We had already gone...

01:05Hey, what is it?

01:06Hold...

01:07Calm down.

01:10We had gone to commercials.

01:11We had said, hey, goodbye.

01:12It's the MJ Morning Show.

01:13We'll see you tomorrow.

01:15And we hit commercials.

01:16And it was like the second commercial.

01:19I'm like, oh, my God.

01:20Because I was looking at my phone.

01:21And I saw it.

01:22I'm like, how did we miss this?

01:24I can't believe we did either.

01:26Wait a minute.

01:26How do you know we're talking about the same thing?

01:28Because you gave a clue that you looked at your phone.

01:30All right.

01:31And I figured it out around 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

01:34Oh, I figured it out at 947.

01:38Okay, so...

01:39After we said goodbye for the day yesterday.

01:41So we equally figured it out after the show.

01:43If we're talking about the same thing.

01:44Okay.

01:45All right.

01:45Let's do a little 3-2-1 countdown.

01:48And, you know, like you're doing rock, paper, scissors or something, you know?

01:50All right.

01:51So let's just blurt out what it is that you think we're on the same page about.

01:58It's going to be a mess.

01:59All right.

02:00Hold on.

02:01No.

02:01Roxanne, you're not...

02:02I don't think you're...

02:02You don't know what you're...

02:02Yeah, I'm going to play.

02:03No, it's not...

02:04Just let me play.

02:05It's not open.

02:06I want to play.

02:07No.

02:07This isn't a hodgepodge of everybody speaking at the same time.

02:10I want to play.

02:11We do that normally.

02:12All right.

02:12Now, let me just...

02:13Let's just fester do this one.

02:14Okay.

02:15Okay?

02:15No, do the 3-2-1.

02:16All right.

02:17So everyone wants to do it?

02:18They're going to ruin it.

02:19Okay.

02:19All right.

02:20Here's the deal.

02:21I'm going to do a 3-2-1.

02:23So what did I forget to talk about on yesterday's show?

02:27In 3-2-1.

02:31Paper.

02:31Britney Spears.

02:32I thought we were playing rock, paper, scissors.

02:38That was my guess.

02:39Hold on.

02:39What did you say, Rock, paper?

02:40Paper.

02:41Paper.

02:42So I...

02:42What are you talking about?

02:44Because I thought you said we're going to play rock, paper, scissors.

02:47Wait, what?

02:48Oh, my...

02:48You said that.

02:49You...

02:49My guess was better than that.

02:51No.

02:52And I just birthed it.

02:52What did you say, Froggy?

02:54I said this.

02:57Come on.

02:58Fester, what did you say?

03:01Yesterday's date was a palindrome.

03:031-2-0-2-2-0-2-1.

03:07No.

03:07So is today, and so is the next day, and so is every day up until the 10th of December.

03:12So who cares?

03:14We're in palindrome week.

03:15I'm going to acknowledge it.

03:16That's not...

03:16Roxanne.

03:17That's not what I'm talking about.

03:18But it's also an ambiogram.

03:21Roxanne.

03:22My guess is the best so far.

03:23Four letters, four numbers, four numbers reversed yesterday, not today.

03:27So, Roxanne, when I said I was just drawing...

03:29You thought we were playing rock, paper, scissors?

03:32What?

03:32Because you said that.

03:33Am I closest?

03:35Am I closest?

03:36Hang on, hang on.

03:36Froggy, so far, the closest.

03:38All right, what did I say?

03:40Bro, bro.

03:41What did I say?

03:42Bro, bro.

03:43You don't even know what I...

03:43Over Froggy's burp, I couldn't hear anybody.

03:46I said Britney Spears.

03:49Oh.

03:50We missed the fact that Britney Spears turned 40 years old yesterday.

03:55Yesterday was Britney Spears' 40th birthday.

03:59All right, my guess was better than that.

04:01What was your guess again?

04:02Ugh.

04:03Come on.

04:05Oops, he did it again.

04:07So, okay, good for...

04:09Yeah, that's right, she's 40.

04:10They celebrated with her on a private jet.

04:11They probably did it.

04:12I just felt bad.

04:13Britney Spears, 40 years old.

04:16Good for her.

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