MJTV: The MJ Morning Show Has a New Youngest Fan!

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00:00Hey, Colin. Did you know I was on WikiFeet this weekend?

00:03Like, I'm trying to think of age-appropriate things to talk about with this seven-year-old.

00:07You weren't just on WikiFeet. You were the WikiFeet featured foot of the day, Roxy.

00:12That is really something to be proud of.

00:16All right. Oh, we have to say hello to our new youngest fan?

00:20Yes, we do, but no, not right now. Not right now.

00:23Why not?

00:24Because he's not in the car anymore. He's at school.

00:26Well, then they can watch it on the podcast if we miss the kid.

00:29Well, tell them to watch it on the podcast.

00:31So, our new youngest fan is like, is a fetus?

00:35He's seven years old.

00:36Okay. All right, seven years old, new youngest fan.

00:39Yes, his name is Colin.

00:41Colin.

00:42Yes, I met him yesterday at a kid's birthday party, one of my daughter's schoolmates.

00:46And he listens every morning on his way to school.

00:50Aww.

00:51And it was fun because his mom introduced me and she was like,

00:55this is Roxanne, you listen to her, and his eyes got all wide.

00:57He's so cute.

00:58Did you know Colin's mom prior?

00:59Or the first time meeting Colin's mom?

01:01No, I know Colin's mom because she's a parent at my daughter's school.

01:05Gotcha.

01:05And so then Colin...

01:06Single? Single parent?

01:08No, she's not a single parent. No.

01:09You guys both in the same wine drinking club?

01:11My husband didn't walk out on her?

01:13No.

01:14Is she hot?

01:14She's a lovely family.

01:15Yes, she's very pretty.

01:16One to ten scale? Where is she?

01:18Folks, I'm joking around.

01:20Don't answer the question.

01:21I'm just being obnoxious.

01:23All right.

01:23So, Colin is our new...

01:26Yes, but the funny thing is, so...

01:27Hot preschool mom?

01:29Yeah, his...

01:30Yes, he's got a hot preschool mom.

01:31Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:31He's seven.

01:32I'm sorry.

01:33Colin is the kid.

01:34Oh, no.

01:34Wait a minute.

01:35Seven?

01:36He's seven.

01:36Hold on.

01:37Which kid was this?

01:39The party was for which kid's school?

01:40It was for a younger child.

01:42All right, so wait.

01:42This is for your younger kid?

01:44Yes.

01:44My four-year-old is friends with her four-year-old who just turned five.

01:48Oh, your younger kid is two.

01:50My baby is two.

01:51So this is your older kid?

01:52Yes.

01:52So four-year-old preschool party for a classmate?

01:57Exactly.

01:57Oh, and Colin is the older brother of the younger kid that's four in your kid's preschool.

02:03You got it.

02:04Gotcha.

02:05Yes.

02:05So the funny thing is, I'm trying to think about things...

02:07Fester, why are you putting a gun to your head?

02:10I'm trying to listen to Roxanne break down the analytics of the age variance of this young

02:14family.

02:15Hey, listen, seven-year-old, have a good day at school.

02:17All right.

02:17No, no, no, but I have to tell you the funny thing is...

02:19Please tell me the funny thing for the love of Pete.

02:21I'm trying to think of things to talk about with him from our show content, and the first

02:26thing that passed in my head is like, hey, Colin, did you know I was on WikiFeet

02:29this weekend?

02:30I'm trying to think of age-appropriate things to talk about with this seven-year-old.

02:34You weren't just on WikiFeet.

02:36You were the WikiFeet featured foot of the day, Roxanne.

02:39That is really something to be proud of.

02:41Colin, you ever been on the foot fetish site WikiFeet?

02:44You ever been in a Turkish prison?

02:46Listen, Roxanne, trust me.

02:47You ever seen movies about gladiators?

02:50Just say, thanks for listening.

02:52That's all you do.

02:53Don't get into conversation with a seven-year-old.

02:55Hello to Colin, our new seven-year-old favorite listener.

02:59Hey, you listened?

03:00Thanks for listening.

03:00Over.

03:01Over.

03:02Over.

03:03Over.

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