- 4/22/2025
MJTV: Shorty Shane and the MJ Morning Show Talk "PSH!"
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00:00And somebody was like, oh, my God, look behind you, like freaking out.
00:03And he turned around, and I just went, and I kept walking.
00:10I want to introduce Shorty Shane to the MJ Morning Show.
00:16I can't even, I can't, I can't see.
00:19Put your computer down.
00:21I can't see.
00:22Hold on a minute.
00:23What we have going on.
00:24Hey, MJ, you're just as short as me, man.
00:25Don't be talking that crap.
00:27Shane, that's what I was going to say.
00:28This is the perfect storm of short people between you being a little bit shorter and MJ being a little bit shorter.
00:34So here's the story.
00:35Who is Shorty Shane?
00:37We're going to find that in a second.
00:38I'm at Peebo's Cafe.
00:40I love them.
00:40You know the place on the corner right here?
00:42Right on the corner of 4th and Gandy, where you get the mobile station.
00:46But then right before that, just south, you've got the Peebo's Cafe.
00:51And, you know, I pop in there, I don't know, two, three, four times a month.
00:55I call Michelle up.
00:56Hey, I'm going to get some roast pork on the way home.
00:57Some yellow rice, some juca, and some Cuban bread.
01:03And I'm in there.
01:04I don't know what.
01:05Mudfinger.
01:06Shane, was this before Christmas, right?
01:08Yeah, it was about a week before.
01:10All right.
01:10So about a week before Christmas, before we went on Christmas vacation, I'm in Peebo's.
01:15And I did a double take.
01:17I'm like, whoa, is that Dave the Dwarf?
01:19I thought he was on a walker, you know, because Dave's had some health issues.
01:22What, do you think every dwarf looks the same?
01:23No.
01:24What a hightest.
01:25No, no.
01:26What a dwarfist.
01:27I saw Shane from the back.
01:29I'm like, oh, my God.
01:31Immediately, I thought of Dave the Dwarf.
01:32So I had to figure out how to initiate the conversation because I didn't want to say, you know, you're not supposed to point at people and stare when someone's different.
01:42And, you know, my mom told me this when I was a kid.
01:44So how do I open up the conversation in a nice, delicate fashion with Shorty Shane?
01:51So what did I say?
01:52Did I just say, hey, you ever hear of Dave the Dwarf?
01:54Is that how I did it?
01:55I think so, man.
01:56I was trying to think back on it.
01:57I don't really remember.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I thought you asked me how tall I was, and you're like, don't take it wrong.
02:02And then you said, do you know Dave the Dwarf?
02:04Yeah, that sounds like something you'd say.
02:06Yeah.
02:06Maybe that was it.
02:07How tall are you?
02:08That's what you said.
02:09I think that's what you said, right?
02:10So, Shane, you are, how tall are you?
02:14Three foot five.
02:15So you're three foot five.
02:17Dave the Dwarf is what?
02:18Three two, right, Preston?
02:20Three two, yes.
02:20All right.
02:21Dave the Dwarf's three foot two.
02:23And you just remind me of Dave the Dwarf.
02:25And Dave the Dwarf was like a big staple of the MJ Morning Show for a very long time.
02:30And I started the conversation.
02:32I'm like, hey, I'd love to have you on the show sometime.
02:35It's great to meet you.
02:36Then you told me that you do all kinds, you do videos.
02:39And, in fact, you teamed up with Ed Bassmaster, you know, the comedian dude.
02:45He's the guy with the sweater.
02:48And, you know, he walks around.
02:49Look, you're wearing a hat right now.
02:51This is his hat right here, man.
02:52So how did you hook up with Ed Bassmaster?
02:56Down in Sarasota about two years ago, a little bit over two years ago.
03:01We shot the video about two years ago.
03:02It's like two and a half years ago.
03:04I met him at a meet and greet down in Sarasota, which I knew he was going to.
03:09My idea was, since I've been watching him forever, was to show up as him because he knows nothing about me.
03:16Right.
03:17And I know everything about him.
03:19So I had everything planned out, man.
03:21I had the wig, the glasses, everything but that sweater.
03:24So I just wore a normal sweater, normal color.
03:27And I went in there.
03:28He was doing his thing.
03:29I snuck up behind him.
03:30And somebody was like, oh, my God, look behind you, like freaking out.
03:34And he turned around, and I just went.
03:37And I kept walking.
03:38And he looked at me with deer in the headlights.
03:42He didn't know what to say.
03:43And he's like, hang on.
03:45And as soon as he said, hang on, I turned around.
03:47And I went, psh.
03:48No, I'm good, man.
03:49All right.
03:50So Ed Bassmaster is this comedian guy that shoots videos.
03:55And he'll go to like a car lot, or he'll go to a store.
04:00Well, the first one was the look at it.
04:02Look at it.
04:03Will you look at it?
04:04Yeah.
04:04Remember that one?
04:05That was the first one, I think.
04:06He like holds his arms out like he's like a gorilla or something.
04:10And he's got this crazy-looking, like technicolor-looking, like an old Bill Cosby sweater or something.
04:17He's like walking around with a tough guy, like look, stance.
04:20Yeah, like too buff.
04:21Yeah, he's a buff guy.
04:22And oh, there's one in a gym where he's like going, psh.
04:25He's going to guys that are on like a bench press, and psh, I can do that.
04:29Psh.
04:30And that's his deal.
04:31And he uses his arms, and then he'll like kick up dirt at them with his feet.
04:35The videos are there.
04:36I showed Michelle his videos some time ago, you know, a while back.
04:40And Michelle's like just cracking up looking at these Ed Bassmaster deals.
04:45So then you meet Bassmaster, and then you guys shoot a video up in what, Atlantic City?
04:50Yeah, so I flew up to, he's from Philly.
04:54I flew up to Philly, hung out with him for the weekend, and we went up to Atlantic City in New Jersey and did the video.
05:00And you guys shot a video on the Atlantic City boardwalk where you're literally dressed just like him.
05:06You've got a wig on, imitating his hair.
05:08You've got the same glasses on.
05:10And then you're just, you're following everything he does and doing the psh, and the kicking up the dirt and everything.
05:16And you've, I saw a video of yours where you're doing it right down on Beach Drive and sitting in St. Peter.
05:21Yeah, I made a lot of people mad at the Grand Prix last year.
05:24It's bad.
05:26This is great.
05:27All right, now, I've got to ask you a couple of, well, procedural things.
05:31All right, yeah, sure.
05:32Now, you're three foot five.
05:33Yep.
05:34We call Dave, Dave the Dwarf.
05:36Dave liked to be called a dwarf.
05:37Dave, for you, what do you like?
05:42Honestly, I like little person the best.
05:45Some, you know, it's a much more non-offensive category to a lot of people.
05:51But the generalized public term is always midget or dwarf, respectfully.
05:55Right.
05:55Now, you don't like midget, right?
05:58I know.
05:58Or do you care?
06:00No, I mean, I'm not a fan of it.
06:01Okay.
06:02To be honest.
06:02All right, because, you know, we've, like, kind of joked around with Dave, and, like, Froggy will blurt out the
06:07M-word about Dave.
06:09I didn't mean it.
06:09Oh, no, no.
06:10Hey, man, dude, I don't care.
06:11I didn't mean it, bro.
06:12You're good?
06:13You're good.
06:13But, you know, Dave didn't like it either, right?
06:15Oh, boy.
06:16Hold on, Coop.
06:18Coop's talking in my ear.
06:20I was afraid of this.
06:22Is he?
06:23Uh-oh.
06:24Oh, yeah.
06:25Oh, no.
06:26Dave the Dwarf's on hold.
06:28Oh, man.
06:28Oh, no.
06:29Is he?
06:30Hey, Coop, is he pissed?
06:34That's for you to decide.
06:35Let's just go to the call.
06:36Hey, Shane, I'm sorry.
06:38I was afraid of this.
06:40You know, Dave was, how long has Dave the Dwarf been with us, technically?
06:43I mean, since, what, like, 1990-something?
06:47How long?
06:47Maybe, like, 97, 98?
06:4998, I would have guessed.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Yeah, Dave the Dwarf was on our show for a long time.
06:54He's, you've got three inches.
06:55How tall are you?
06:563'5".
06:57All right, you've got three inches on him.
06:58Three inches.
06:59He's 3'2".
06:59And that's a lot in this world.
07:00Oh, I know.
07:01You've got about three inches and about a yard of reach on him.
07:03All right.
07:04Yeah.
07:04Maybe if he stood on his tippy toes, he might be able to be up to 3'5".
07:09Dave the Dwarf on the MJ Morning Show.
07:11Morning, Dave.
07:11What's going on?
07:12Who's this shorty?
07:14What's your name?
07:15Shade?
07:16You feel like Shade?
07:17What's this?
07:18I've got a hostile takeover or something?
07:21What do you do?
07:23I've never even heard of you.
07:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:27Hey, give him a push.
07:30Man, I'm doing gigs, and I'm not even hurting you.
07:33Who are you?
07:36I hear you.
07:37When you do that, you can't laugh.
07:38You dress up like this guy.
07:40So now you're trying to dress up like me?
07:43Is that what you're just going around to and impersonating people?
07:47Dave, hold on, Dave, hold on.
07:49What's your name again?
07:50What's your name?
07:51All right, Dave, hold on.
07:52Dave.
07:53Dave.
07:53His name is Shane.
07:55He's not dressing up like anybody but himself.
07:57He just happens to be a little person like you, Dave.
08:01He's not trying to.
08:02Did you say that he's trying to steal your gig?
08:05I'm not a little person.
08:06Number one, I'm a short person.
08:07There's a difference.
08:08Okay.
08:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:09Hold on a second.
08:10So you're a short person?
08:11What's the difference between a short person and a little person?
08:13Well, they're junk.
08:14Come on, man.
08:15We don't want to talk about that on the radio.
08:17Yeah.
08:17I mean.
08:18This was a family show.
08:20That's what you always tell me.
08:21Your name is Shorty, Sissy?
08:24I'm Dave Dudrow.
08:26Duds even in my name.
08:27I'm Dudrow.
08:28I'm Dudrow.
08:30I'm Dudrow.
08:31Shane, I think we've ticked off Dave Dwarf here.
08:35Dave, we're not.
08:36He's probably just a little man.
08:37It's all good.
08:38Well, listen.
08:38Hey, I.
08:42That went over everybody.
08:44Yeah, exactly.
08:45It's another joke right there.
08:47It went over MJ.
08:48It didn't go over my head.
08:50All right.
08:50Okay.
08:51Hold on.
08:51Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
08:52Listen.
08:53I would like to be the host of a Dwarf Summit.
08:59A collaboration.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Listen.
09:02Of where we can meet in a spirit of friendship and camaraderie.
09:06Hey, I think that we can all get along here.
09:08I think that.
09:09Nah, I don't need no help, man.
09:11I don't need no.
09:12I don't need no.
09:14I'm a loner, man.
09:15I've been doing these gigs for, like, and the correct time is 98.
09:20I got here at 98.
09:2198.
09:22That's what I said.
09:2298.
09:22And I never, by the way, got the pony you promised me.
09:26Well, would anything occur that would be problematic if we introduced you to Shorty Shane?
09:34Maybe for him.
09:35I don't know.
09:35Okay.
09:36Hold on, Dave.
09:36Hold on, Dave.
09:37Listen.
09:38Here's a couple of things I know to be true.
09:41You're one of the coolest, most chill people I've ever met in my whole life.
09:44I think you're going to love Shane.
09:46I think everybody gets along really well.
09:48We'll stop by and get some barbecue out in Auburndale and go crazy.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Listen.
09:51We've got to have a meet and greet.
09:54I think we can all get along.
09:55Dave the Dwarf in the MJ Morning Show.
09:58Shorty Shane in the MJ Morning Show.
10:00I think we can all get along here.
10:04Hey, listen.
10:04Dave.
10:05He's grumbling.
10:06Dave is grumbling.
10:11How old is Shane?
10:13Shane, how old are you?
10:13Get froggy.
10:14Get froggy your mic.
10:16Shane, how old are you?
10:16I'm 30.
10:17I just turned 30.
10:18Oh, so that's what you're trying to put me out the pasture.
10:22I get it now.
10:23I get it now.
10:24I get it now.
10:24It's all making sense.
10:25All right.
10:25Hold on.
10:26Now, Dave.
10:26Now, Dave, your argument's with MJ.
10:28It's not with Shane.
10:32My argument's with both of them.
10:34All right.
10:34All right.
10:35Dave.
10:35Dave, listen.
10:37Do you have any final words for Shorty Shane?
10:40And we'll talk after the show.
10:41My final words is, sure, Shane, whatever your name is, you can kiss my midget ass.
10:46Oh!
10:47I thought you were a doer, if not a midget.
10:50Oh!
10:51Wait, wait, wait.
10:52Turn that up.
10:53Hey, Dave.
10:53Dave, don't...
10:54See, there you go.
10:55You don't even know the history of the show.
10:56That's just a...
10:57You don't even know my name, man.
10:59All right.
10:59Hold on.
11:00All right.
11:00Dave, Dave.
11:01All right.
11:02All right.
11:02Hold on.
11:03This is like...
11:04Dave, you're so feisty today.
11:05This is like...
11:06He said Shorty something.
11:07This is like world wrestling here.
11:09This is like little person...
11:11I thought you were born, man.
11:13I thought you were born.
11:13I'd come up to a couple of strip dress.
11:16I'd introduce you to a couple of girls.
11:18You know, I got women coming up my ears, and I'm sure you probably...
11:23All right.
11:23All right, Dave.
11:24Listen, dude.
11:24Please do not take offense to this, Dave.
11:27We're not replacing you.
11:28We can all coexist here.
11:30All right.
11:30I'll call you after the show, Dave.
11:32Okay?
11:33Yeah, yeah.
11:34All right, Dave.
11:35You sound a little fussier right now.
11:36Listen, Dave.
11:37Bye, Dave.
11:38We love you.
11:38We'll come out and meet you on your turf.
11:40I'll take Shane out to showgirls to meet you.
11:43He hung up.
11:44He hung up.
11:45What do you got, Twinkie in here?
11:46Did you hear the click?
11:47I didn't hear it.
11:48It clicked.
11:49Oh, son of a bitch.
11:50He did.
11:51All right.
11:52I'll deal with Dave.
11:53All right.
11:54Shorty, Shane, I apologize.
11:55You're good, man.
11:55I apologize.
11:58You're good.
11:59See, that's what I was...
12:00We love everybody around here, man.
12:02I mean, why can't it all be love, right?
12:04I don't have time for this hatred and love.
12:05It's all love.
12:06It's all my shirt.
12:07There's a seat for every ass.
12:08That's cool.
12:10That's what I was afraid of, that Dave was going to take it the wrong way, and that's
12:14it.
12:14He said, are you trying to replace me?
12:17Hold on.
12:18The best analysis Roxanne had for this entire situation is there's a seat for every ass.
12:22I heard it.
12:24Roxanne, there's a seat for every ass.
12:28That's what I always say.
12:29That was her best.
12:29I like it.
12:30That's awesome.
12:31Yeah, I heard it.
12:32And I have to admit, and it's tough.
12:38I realize that I can feel like I was going somewhere in the body and talk to myself almost a concert to do it.
12:40But then, we'll actuallyさ-
12:41And I'm sorry about that.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:43I love that.
12:44Thank you for this jurisdiction.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:46I'm sorry.
12:46I deaf not have enough.
12:47I'm sorry.
12:48And I am sorry.
12:49I's not sorry.
12:49I was at night.
12:50You're right now.
12:50I feel good about that.
12:51I'm sorry.
12:52I'm sorry.
12:53I'm sorry.
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