MJTV: The MJ Morning Show Pushup Contest

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00:00Are you done?

00:02He just collapsed.

00:03Six.

00:03Was that even sick?

00:04Are you okay?

00:06I think he just had the heart attack right now.

00:10Roxy, go give him mouth to mouth.

00:11Oh, my God.

00:15There is a new Study Finds, and Study Finds is a good website.

00:19I like it.

00:19Yeah, StudyFinds.org, and they have all kinds of, it's like they compile.

00:25It's an aggregation of all of these studies that are done.

00:28Scientific studies, medical journal studies, whatever.

00:31And the latest that we got from Study Finds is that men who can do 40 push-ups

00:37are far less likely to develop heart disease.

00:42So get down, give me 40.

00:46Recent study shows if a man can perform 40 push-ups at least in one attempt,

00:52much less likely to suffer from heart disease within the next 10 years.

00:58How long do you have for this one attempt?

01:01Like, I could do 40 in one attempt if I had, like, eight hours.

01:04But it's one attempt.

01:06It means one.

01:07It's got to be, you get on the ground, do your push-ups, get to 40 at least.

01:12All right, so hold on.

01:12I'm going to do this right now.

01:13I'm going to put my money where my mouth is.

01:15I don't know if I can do 40.

01:17Coop, are you going to video this?

01:18We need a little better planning here.

01:19We need Coop with the camera froggy.

01:21Help us here with another camera angle.

01:23So I need play by play because when I'm on the ground,

01:27I don't have a microphone in front of me, okay?

01:30And the mic will not go all the way to the ground.

01:32So I need you guys to carry up the slack here while I'm on the ground doing 40 push-ups.

01:38We've got to lower your mic a little bit more.

01:40You may want to get around, Coop.

01:41So if, yes, I'm going to be on the ground here.

01:42You've got to come over here.

01:43Come on, guys.

01:44All right.

01:44I'm going to follow you, MJ.

01:46I'm going to get on the floor live.

01:48I'm going to see how many push-ups I can do.

01:50Can I do at least 40 right now in one attempt?

01:53And then we're going to, let's see, fester.

01:54All right.

01:55If you can do at least 40, that lowers your risk of heart disease in the next 10 years.

02:01So I'm going to take my watch off, and I'm going to get on the ground.

02:05All right, you guys, what are you doing?

02:06I'm making bets.

02:07MJ, 40, frog, rocks.

02:11Well, no, I'm not going to make everyone do it.

02:13I'm just kidding.

02:13That's going to take too long.

02:14No, we're going to say how you're going to be able to do that.

02:16Oh, okay.

02:17All right.

02:17So, rocks, can I do 40?

02:20Oh, don't say rocks.

02:21Well, I think.

02:23Oh, you want to keep it off the air and then reveal everyone's guess later.

02:2740 push-ups?

02:29Roxanne, Coop, and Froggy, and Fester are now, they're secretly writing down whether I can do 40 right now.

02:36Taking everybody's guesses is if you can do 40.

02:40All right, here we go.

02:41I'm off mic, guys, so you guys got to talk.

02:44Okay, here we go.

02:45He's getting on the floor.

02:46All right, I took my headphones off and everything.

02:48All right.

02:48Okay, we're going to say that.

02:50You can go ahead and get on the floor.

02:51So we have this.

02:52MJ, the camera angle on you is the one that's rolling right now, so you can angle it down a little bit.

02:56Put your hand on a piece of paper so you don't touch the floor.

02:59Turn the screen around so you can see what you're looking at there.

03:02This is a mini cluster, by the way.

03:05Okay, ready, guys?

03:06Okay, here he goes.

03:07One, two, three.

03:10Those aren't, are those legit?

03:12Are they?

03:12Who's keeping track?

03:13They look legit.

03:14Keep track.

03:15We'll talk about it.

03:16Can you count out loud, MJ?

03:1811, 12, 13.

03:21Okay, let's talk about other stuff.

03:23He's slowing down.

03:23He's slowing down a little bit.

03:26All right, hold on.

03:2717, 18.

03:28Okay, we're almost halfway there.

03:30Okay, MJ can't even give the energy to count out loud anymore.

03:34He's about, he can't do it.

03:36He's taking a break.

03:36All right, where's he at?

03:37Where's he at?

03:38Two, three, four.

03:41Are the arms shaking?

03:42I can't see over there.

03:43He's barely doing it.

03:45Yeah.

03:4526.

03:46I mean, 27.

03:47Is he doing?

03:49You can't pause.

03:50Okay, hold on.

03:51I can't pause.

03:52Don't yell.

03:53You got to keep your back straight.

03:54I'll give you the atomic push-up.

03:55Don't yell.

03:56MJ, don't yell.

03:58It's wasted energy.

03:5930.

04:00All right, so we're at 30.

04:01Okay, hang on.

04:02You can't stretch.

04:03He's not getting up.

04:04He's still in the position.

04:05It still counts.

04:06It still counts.

04:07What am I at?

04:0830.

04:0930.

04:1031?

04:11Oh, God.

04:1232.

04:13No.

04:1433.

04:1533.

04:1933.

04:19Oh, my God.

04:21Now you're done.

04:22Dude, you're about to have stroke out.

04:24Oh, man.

04:25Oh, no.

04:26You can't even do it.

04:27I'm not done.

04:28No, you hit your knee.

04:29Are you all?

04:30How many did I do?

04:3133.

04:32Yeah, but you were all wobbly, dude.

04:3334?

04:34No, no.

04:35Did your knee touch the ground?

04:3635?

04:37Yes.

04:37It's over, MJ.

04:38It's over.

04:39It's over.

04:40It's over.

04:41Your knee hit the ground.

04:4336.

04:44No.

04:44It's over.

04:45Those are artificial.

04:46Just stop.

04:46These aren't.

04:46This isn't it.

04:47This isn't it.

04:47Okay, stop.

04:48Just stop.

04:4933 is your number.

04:51Loser.

04:52Loser.

04:53Heart attack.

04:54Heart attack.

04:55Heart attack.

04:56Heart attack.

04:57Hey, MJ.

04:57Heart attack.

04:58Wait a minute.

04:59Wow.

04:59Look at his face.

05:00He's beet red.

05:01It's one session.

05:03That's it.

05:0333.

05:04But it doesn't give parameters that you can't stop.

05:06Hang on.

05:06I can't.

05:06Stop.

05:07No.

05:07Stop.

05:08Stop.

05:09Your knee hit the ground.

05:10He's going to die.

05:10There's got to be an end here.

05:11I'm not going to die.

05:12Dude, I said one session, eight hours.

05:14There's got to be a limit.

05:15The limit's when your knee touches the ground.

05:17If there's no, I'm looking.

05:19Okay.

05:19If push-ups were an Olympic sport, when their knee touches the ground, it's over.

05:24Unless it's the girl kind.

05:27All right.

05:27Researchers.

05:28You push-up sexist.

05:29Hang on a minute.

05:29Researchers from the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health say the report is the first

05:36to show how push-up capacity is linked to heart disease.

05:40They found that a middle-aged man who can log more than 40 push-ups in a single try, which

05:46isn't you, have a 96% reduced risk of developing the potentially deadly condition of heart disease,

05:54like heart failure, compared to those that can complete no more than 10.

05:59Dude, I just did 33.

06:01Okay.

06:01That's pretty damn close.

06:03Your number was 40.

06:05Horseshoes and handgames.

06:06Hang on.

06:07You failed.

06:08No, no.

06:08We don't care.

06:10Stop.

06:10It's over.

06:11Stop.

06:11We don't care.

06:12Stop.

06:14It's over.

06:15I bet on you.

06:16I bet on you for 40.

06:17I thought this is something you prepared for.

06:19Fester said yes.

06:21What?

06:22Froggy said no.

06:23Coop said no.

06:24And Roxanne said yes.

06:25Yeah.

06:26All right.

06:26I'll let you know.

06:27I'm sorry.

06:27I did 33 pretty.

06:29Let me move the camera.

06:30You should have failed.

06:31I did 33 pretty damn quickly, though.

06:35You're like a horse at a derby, and you failed me.

06:37Close only counts in horseshoes and handgames.

06:40Horseshoe handgames and heart attacks.

06:41Okay, Fester.

06:42Let's see what you got.

06:44I'm not the one running around saying, I'm going to do 40.

06:47I'm going to challenge the fattest person on the show to a push-up gun.

06:50Let's go.

06:51That's not what I'm doing.

06:52First of all, the fact that I could belt out 33 that quickly, and then my arms.

06:57You know what?

06:57It was just my arms got a little fatigued.

06:59Dude, you're horrible.

07:01That's what it's called.

07:02Horrible.

07:02Yeah, let's see if you can do 33.

07:04I do 100 a day.

07:06I am 56 years old, and I just did 33 quick push-ups.

07:10And you're about to drop.

07:11Yeah, would you listen to this guy?

07:12Let me go on my radio show and challenge the biggest lard-ass I know to a push-up contest.

07:16All right, Fester, on the floor.

07:17On the floor.

07:18Go.

07:18Get on the floor.

07:20Coming around.

07:20Oh, and now you're coming around over here?

07:22Is there enough room?

07:23Is this where we was before?

07:25You look like Kevin James.

07:26What's the science?

07:27What's the science?

07:29Do 40 push-ups.

07:30Get on the ground.

07:31Or what?

07:33Or else, if you can't do 40, you have an increased risk of heart disease in the next 10 years.

07:37All right.

07:38All right.

07:38Is the floor strong enough to handle this?

07:40Yes.

07:40I don't know.

07:41All right, you ready?

07:41All right.

07:42Here goes Fester.

07:43Can I do the girl guy?

07:45All right, here we go.

07:45Fester's on the ground.

07:46All right.

07:47And go.

07:48Hold on.

07:48I'm going to get my position.

07:49All right.

07:49Hold on, dude.

07:50No, your feet.

07:51You can't have your feet against.

07:52No, go the other way.

07:54No, stop.

07:55Stop.

07:55No, go.

07:56You have to go the other way.

07:57There you go.

07:58Look at his shoes.

07:59Dude, you can't even maneuver on the floor.

08:03Ew, look at his feet.

08:04All right, here's Fester.

08:05Go.

08:06Two.

08:07Two.

08:08Three.

08:08Oh, dude.

08:10Four.

08:11Oh.

08:12Five.

08:14He's struggling.

08:15He's at six.

08:16I was at 30 when I started struggling.

08:19Are you done?

08:21He just collapsed.

08:22Six.

08:22Was that even sick?

08:23Fester, are you okay?

08:25Fester is.

08:25I think he just had the heart attack right now.

08:28Roxy, go give him mouth to mouth.

08:30Oh, my God.

08:31No, you give him mouth to mouth.

08:31He needs mouth to mouth.

08:33He needs mouth to manatee.

08:35Fester, you did.

08:36Was it six or five?

08:37Seven.

08:38Seven.

08:39He did seven.

08:39No, I think it was six.

08:39I think I was on seven.

08:41He collapsed on seven.

08:42You know when, you know when, like.

08:44Are you done?

08:45I didn't have a heart attack.

08:47Oh, my God.

08:48You know when hip-hop dancers do those, like, worms when they jump on their bellies and do,

08:52like, that?

08:53That's what, Fester, that's your style.

08:54You kind of had, like, a wiggle going when you did it.

08:56That was good.

08:57I had a wiggle going on for you.

08:58Guys, I was close.

08:59Oh, no.

09:00You failed.

09:01I was seven away from 40.

09:03And he was seven in.

09:04If you add your score and my score together, neither of us are having a heart attack.

09:09Yeah, I don't think it works that way.

09:10You guys are a couple of weenies.

09:12All right, Froggy, get the hell on the floor.

09:13You're really talking about big game.

09:15Get on the floor.

09:16I bet you can't do seven.

09:17I bet you can't do my seven.

09:19All right, that's it.

09:20Froggy, you know what?

09:20Prepare to be amazed.

09:21You just bought yourself.

09:23All right, Coop's coming back in with the camera.

09:25All right, Froggy, get on the ground.

09:26You don't know what you're in for.

09:28All right, yeah, we don't know.

09:29Get on the ground.

09:30And, Froggy, you got a big mouth?

09:31Let's go.

09:32All right, on the ground.

09:34Big talk or Froggy.

09:35I got to play the audio of the guy that was pulled over for speeding and then running

09:38a stop sign, and you're not going to believe who he blamed.

09:41I've got the body cam police video audio next.

09:44Hold on.

09:44All right, Froggy on the ground.

09:45Dumbass Froggy.

09:46All right, here we go.

09:47Get in position.

09:48No cheating.

09:49And go.

09:51One.

09:52Two.

09:54Three.

09:55Four.

09:56Four.

09:56Five.

09:57He's slowing down.

09:58He is.

10:00Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

10:03These are faster than you guys have heard.

10:05Eleven.

10:06Twelve.

10:07He is the most silent push-upper.

10:09Fourteen.

10:10Ever.

10:11Oh, he's stopping at 14.

10:12I didn't stop until my, like, 20s.

10:15Fifteen.

10:16Yeah, there's no breathing.

10:17Fifteen.

10:18Sixteen.

10:19Seventeen.

10:20Are you alive down there?

10:21Nineteen.

10:22Twenty.

10:24His lung capacity is so strong from all the medication.

10:26Oh, yeah, he's, yeah, does, does all that marijuana smoking, does that affect?

10:31Dude, he's high right now.

10:32He can't even see.

10:33Oh, Froggy's done.

10:35Froggy's just, he's done.

10:36How many was that?

10:37Was it 18?

10:38Fifty-three, I think.

10:38No, it was not 50.

10:40How many was that?

10:41Was that like, what, eight?

10:42You didn't even get to 20.

10:43I got two and 20.

10:44He got to 20.

10:44Oh, he got to 20.

10:45Okay, all right, we'll give you 20.

10:46And then Froggy's close.

10:48Oh, my God.

10:50Don't.

10:51Hey, stop.

10:52Froggy.

10:52All right.

10:53Froggy.

10:53He's leaning on my sound effects machine.

10:55Sorry about that.

10:56He used the sound effects machine to get up off.

11:00He put his hand on my.

11:04That sounded, did that sound weird?

11:08Oh, man, my back.

11:10Oh.

11:10Froggy put his whole hand on my sound effects machine on all the buttons.

11:13That's what.

11:14That's how I pulled myself up.

11:15Nice little leverage.

11:16Unbelievable.

11:17I did more than I thought I would.

11:18So did I.

11:20Oh, my God.

11:21All right, so there you have it.

11:22I think I'm the most physically fit male.

11:25I'm the oldest one on the show.

11:26You are.

11:27And I'm the most physically fit on the show.

11:29Yeah.

11:30I'll still kick your ass.

11:31Again.

11:32Fine.

11:32Do the girls have to do it with their knees down?

11:34Can they do the female position?

11:35You know, it talks about men.

11:37It talks about men.

11:38Oh.

11:38Okay.

11:38All right.

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