Germy Places

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the dirtiest things at the airport and other gross places you might touch on a daily basis.

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00:00the dirtiest place at the airport a hundred more than that a thousand four hundred seventy five

00:14times dirtier than an airport toilet seat oh god where um there's in a fountain is there

00:22well there might be but that's not it okay something with your hands it's gotta be the

00:27rails on the escalator or something right it is the self-check-in kiosks they're by far the dirtiest

00:36spot in an airport oh where you like hit all those buttons yeah when you go yeah you know a lot of them

00:43now used to have to go to the counter but a lot of them make you do it on a computer before you even

00:45go up to the counter um they say disgusting do it on your phone people do it on your phone they were

00:51the germiest spot of anywhere they tested in an airport bench armrests were the next dirtiest

00:58as you mentioned the water fountains trailed closely behind that oh god and my kids always are all like

01:06they always walk over so i'm like no every time they see a fountain i'm like don't you know what

01:12at the airports now a lot of people bring like empty water bottles because they're cheap and they fill

01:17them up because you can't even do that you can't even just buy a goddamn four dollar

01:21extra money if you wanted to get information out of me just force me to drink from one of those

01:27stop the tap up

01:33you can see it's got a bit of a yellow oh no to it oh please this is well water i'll sing like a

01:53canary the worst james bond ever uh okay so putting it in perspective so like one of those things tested

02:01at one million cfu's airport toilet seats they tested 172 cfu's oh because they get cleaned you

02:10know what i mean like at least they're getting cleaned from time to time that's all the things

02:14you think are like the most disgusting thing for you they never end up being because people clean

02:20them no one is cleaning that machine right like someone should just do everyone a solid and bring

02:26like some uh wipes in like bleach wipes and just wipe them down and be like you're welcome everyone

02:32you're welcome amber does that on the flights with the kids and stuff she'll bring those little wipes

02:37and she'll wipe down you know their whole area where that's what lisa does when you fly with lisa

02:41yeah if you fly with lisa you are good because lisa's like opens her kit it's like okay

02:48her pre-flying kit yep and she's like all right so here's my wipe and chuck here just use this wipe

03:00and what i want you to do is just wipe everything wipe it all no seriously i sit like i'll like we fly

03:08to vegas usually leave at the same time or whatever and she's always she's always ready i mean that place

03:13is sparkling clean what grosses me out more than anything else in life i'm i'm anal about it is

03:19those goddamn grocery carts yeah they offer wipes they do the wipe do you guys do the wipe oh i wipe

03:26yeah yeah i wipe and then i see people not wiping i'm like you disgusting animal i've seen my kid i

03:31remember once it was like a devastating moment as a parent that zane was you know you turn your head

03:36for a second they sit in the little seat and he was sucking on the handle

03:40yeah i was like oh we killed our kid oh we killed our kid he was teething and he was like

03:46sucking on it oh god what's he gonna get oh yeah i was i lifted him out i wouldn't let him back in

03:53the cart uh someone said um that the kiosks at the theaters are gross she said i hate those

04:02touchscreen coke machines now especially at the movies because there's gross butterhands all over

04:06okay what's gross is just imagine like how disgusting would be for someone with a butterfinger

04:24to just put it in your mouth oh butterfinger you put a butterfinger in my mouth and it's the same

04:31thing because they they're like oh no no no oh no that's oh my god a stranger's finger

04:39slippery butterfinger instant i just thought of the candy bar yeah there's good butterfingers

04:46butterfingers good i don't mind a butterfinger it can go one of two ways uh someone said

04:53i've thought about this too you know what's worse your when your penis touches the front of a public

04:59toilet how many penises have touched that same spot it's disturbing when your dong whacks against

05:04the toilet yeah i don't know like when you're when you're sitting yeah although it's gross yeah that's

05:10bad i'm always like well that's just the tip of him there is gone oh someone says speaking of

05:18toilets and penis touching my husband calls it pecker-tucker toilets you must tuck so it doesn't

05:24touch somebody said this also called the witch's kiss

05:27it's cold dude it's just gross it's just gross well and most of them have that seat that's

05:41separated at the like okay so like it's like there's like the porcelain part yeah like that's

05:47the part that you get kissed it's the porcelain that kisses you it's not the seat he goes i gotta

05:52get him down and then you gotta watch it yeah sometimes i'll push him i'll push him right

05:58into the kiss you do push him like oh he's just witch's kiss um okay so we're tied you're just

06:07joining us unfortunately we're getting into this germy discussion the witch's kiss i love that

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