Gross Hotel Discoveries

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the worst things people have found in hotel rooms and a couple stories involve some pretty gross discoveries having to do with the bed sheets.

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00:00we have talked about how we get freaked out by hotels and stuff now so many horror stories

00:11and we've done so many topics on this through the years about bedbugs and filthy things that

00:16it really has got into my head i stayed at that night 10 years ago and it had shag carpeting

00:20god what was living in there no how did i not get flesh-eating bacteria or something no i mean

00:25you're lucky to be alive he swam in the green pool anthony has a comment here good morning he

00:30should be dead the green pool morning guys penis balls lisa balls penis hey we uh went to traverse

00:37city me and the wife and we checked in kind of late and i went and i looked at the bed cover

00:42and there was a huge glob of uh finale um on there so i look at the uh pillow and i look at the bed

00:52spread and it's just covered in blood like somebody like somebody went crazy with each other

00:59when uh it was that time of the month kind of oh they just they didn't even they didn't clean the

01:05bed at all no one noticed that no they just tucked it back in and left it for me so in the morning i

01:10go downstairs and there's a nice restaurant italian restaurant on the main floor of this hotel i go

01:16down there and i just start going crazy on the manager and it's like eight o'clock morning people

01:21are drinking mimosas and i'm going nuts down there yeah i would have went nuts i'd have been

01:24like i'm pretty sure vampires had an orgy here

01:26and i just love to see the faces of people are drinking the mimosas and bloody mary's and just like

01:34oh god oh my god yeah see the bloody mary it's like that they were drinking that while they banged

01:39yeah that was coming out of someone's bits

01:41like an episode of true blood was recorded in there

01:49oh my god vampire sex everywhere every part of the room did he just say vampire orgy

01:59i did can i have a drink of your mimosa because they like sharing things at this hotel between

02:06strangers yeah you just walk around take a sip out of everybody's drink

02:10this is what it's like sleeping here

02:14oh my god you guys what oh my god you guys what me and my wife

02:22me and my wife found a turd under the covers

02:29there is a god damn turd in my bed yeah i'd like to apologize right now for the turd that i left

02:41in the bed hey but listen you know like i remember i went every time i go somewhere with my kids it's a

02:48disaster and so one one time i stayed on a disney property and both of my kids just continually

02:56uh pooped in their beds

02:59all night long

03:00like i changed the sheets three times

03:03so yeah yeah so those sheets

03:06were somewhere i don't know what else

03:09yeah but did any get in the bed

03:10juice leak into the bed

03:11was there a mattress cover

03:12it was all diarrhea

03:13i always think about that

03:14oh my god

03:15it's all diarrhea guys

03:16i travel with my kids all the time

03:18we stay at family friendly places

03:19and i think how many kids have wet this bed

03:21yeah oh so many dude

03:23i mean and it was just gross and i just piled it all up and threw it outside you know

03:27um this guy said i'm i'm currently listening to you guys i'm at a comfort inn in kentucky right at this moment

03:33oh sorry

03:34checked in there was a half a bar of soap in the shower

03:37oh that is gently used

03:40it's still good

03:42this is still half a bar of soap there

03:44got a couple good washes left on it

03:46that is our unique patented

03:47patented kentucky half soap

03:49already peeled for your enjoyment

03:53only been in two rectums today

03:56yeah

03:56i've seen someone else's used soap

03:59yeah

04:00hair on it or something

04:01my soap is just covered in hair

04:03it looks like a braille pat

04:05my hair on my soap becomes like its own loofah

04:08yeah that's what i mean

04:08after a certain point

04:09that's mine is like a

04:10like an sos pad

04:12whatever you can scrub a

04:14pan clean with it

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