Lisa Twitter Shames Chuck

Beasley Digital

Chuck started the day off by talking about his excitement for an announcement from NASA later today and then Lisa mic-dropped him by mentioning a Twitter follower they do not have in common.

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00:00here we are on a thursday morning it is dave and chuck the freak it's finally thursday yes

00:10almost there tgit friday friday's on the horizon no i i had a weird day yesterday because there's

00:18a bunch of stuff that's happening today there's like music news i'm interested happening today

00:22there's a big alien announcement possibly coming today however however yeah all of this stuff

00:30that's happening today i thought was happening yesterday oh so you were all set for your

00:35and i was staying up music i was like come on i'm like okay you got your dates wrong i didn't i got

00:43i for some reason got your dates wrong no like i thought i knew it was wednesday but yet i thought

00:51it was i can't make any sense of it okay it's okay it was so you'd miss sleep then because of that

00:58yeah no i stayed up i was because it was happening at two o'clock now you have to stay up again and so

01:02now i have to stay up until two o'clock again you gotta see it live you can't just oh i gotta see

01:07it live what if it's and the worst part is it won't be anything it'll be like oh we found a water

01:11droplet yeah all right so two o'clock this afternoon uh nasa makes a big announcement we'll see if it's

01:18anything that'll blow chuck's mind and that's the thing i mean i i think i i don't know i guess for

01:25most people finding out like oh there's like an independent life source that happened on mars even

01:32if it's dead now if they found a fossil if they found whatever that's not exciting for most people

01:37but for me it confirms that if life happens somewhere else that means the whole universe is full of it

01:44yeah which it is do you have a uh astronaut following you or doug wheel lock he follows

01:53me yeah oh he she twitter shamed him yeah oh bet you don't have an astronaut following you

01:59bitch oh my god he's been following me for a long time lisa just mic dropped she did boom i started

02:05following him a long time ago chuck's got an actual ufo on his shirt today and lisa just said

02:11i'm not interested in being followed by people who just propagate the lies of the u.s government

02:19that's what people that's what people say when they're not followed by astronauts

02:23so i don't know i'm just are you following my rocket ron yeah rocket ron he's rocket ron

02:29he actually went to space and has great photography great pictures you're right you did have that

02:37did you um i don't mean to brag or anything you're talking a lot about space and aliens i just am

02:43somebody who's followed by a nasa astronaut so what would i know

02:47he managed to get up to the old uh space station

02:57call me when a real astronaut that went to the moon i see that you follow him

03:04four of my followers four of my followers are that people i follow follow or yeah follow him

03:12oh chuck damn you probably found lisa through your account too chuck

03:15i don't know maybe he follows you too he's a nerd so he's gonna follow chicks we know that

03:19all those tweets you were sending them and you clicked on your account and found lisa and followed

03:23her and left you in the dust so true left you on planet earth see if i can direct message him

03:28this is just gotcha journalism that's what it is that's fine does he follow you too

03:32no he might no i've never tweeted at him i never tweeted at him i followed him because

03:38seriously his pictures were really cool i don't know if he has a book too someone else said how

03:42could lisa slap how could she slap she twitter slapped chuck right there she really did that's crazy

03:47i'm not too worried you know because i'm pretty close to an astronaut heard of him doug wheel lock

03:54yeah have you heard of him bend his face

03:59he's following me he's away he's on there he saw my dog getting cat pictures

04:06ask him to stop lying about what he's eating article about the mullet

04:12tell him to stop yeah he tweeted about the mullet that's what he gets to see

04:16the history of the mullet that's awesome he probably isn't allowed to follow me

04:21yeah he spent 178 days on the space shuttle international space station

04:27yeah yeah that's pretty impressive like a space hotel and the whole time he was there he took some

04:33pictures he took really cool pictures what kind of science did he do did he touch the moon

04:37yeah has his feet touched the lunar surface has he held a rock from another freaking planet

04:44no doug wheel lock just except managed to get to low earth order

04:48yeah we were good to the space station the human spill

04:52yeah whatever that was awesome though twitter jealousy i don't i don't know what i'm talking

04:59about except for maybe that i'm you should ask him

05:02why don't you direct message him and find out what uh what he thinks about life on other planets

05:10tell me all your secrets doug tell him to stop lying about it yeah i'm hanging out with doug

05:17the astronaut this weekend he's coming over dinner we got a lot to talk about me and doug did a lot

05:20back and forth about life and faith i don't want to bore you with the deets because it's just an astronaut

05:25i know all this information i want to see the people he's following

05:34now the downward spiral oh no i know i need to yeah so he follows lisa

05:40uh-huh uh-huh bunch of nerds like every other astronaut

05:47pretty cool

05:50lisa just dropped the biggest space mic drop on radio

05:55boom i just i've never seen anything like that

05:58chuck's still reeling lisa like whipped out her huge space dick

06:05she did chuck on this chuck

06:08she snapped it right across chuck's face

06:09she put it right in my mouth

06:10she did

06:13i forgot to tell you all these he's been following me so long too

06:19it just gets worse

06:20it's been like years i think

06:21a lot of chicks he follows

06:23oh wheel lock

06:26ah damn chuck

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