Wrong Number Backfire

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about new developments in the old person orgy story out of Connecticut and when the show calls a wrong number, attempting to reach a person from the report, things go wrong.

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00:00in case you weren't with us we talked about a story that broke in Fairfield Connecticut

00:10six old folks arrested for having some sort of orgy in a park yes those six people ranged in age

00:19from 62 to 85 we always thought it was weird too there was only four mugshots of the four guys the

00:28couple smug shots weren't released yeah because they're saying they're innocent oh like they just

00:32were out for a walk in the park happened they say they were just parked there enjoying a night at the

00:38park sitting in their car and the cops arrested them as part of this sex sting for no reason whoa

00:44that's why their mug shots weren't shown honestly we thought we were right outside of Cracker Barrel

00:50unless they're nude and banging I mean how can you charge them with anything just like they were

00:56watching her Richard had an even better reason why they were innocent okay Richard said quote I

01:04haven't had sex in over a decade I haven't been hard since uh can't even get it to work I wouldn't

01:10even want to he said what the f could I have done in the effing front seat of a car yeah you want to

01:18see it you want to see it look at how floppy it is you son of a bitch look at it it's dead it's dead

01:25it died in the 70s

01:29you think I want to have sex with this old wrinkly hag she's 85 oh christ there I said it that's true I'm

01:41real gross she's as dry as a desert that's her defense yeah how am I supposed to have sex

01:49try and call you want to try and get the reaction call no he can defend himself all right give him a

01:56call this is Lisa's worst idea Dave's idea he looked up the number I'm just they're gonna answer

02:03because they're gonna answer oh my god no that can't be him are you Russians look at the age it's gotta be him

02:10oh man if it's not him it's 8 20 in the morning they're we're gonna interrupt their lunch

02:17oh here we go you gotta tell him instantly yeah yes

02:22oh my god probably hang up on us get the dump button ready I swear you could have a mouth on him

02:31right oh he's gonna have a mouth on him they're not answering I'm literally scared yeah you're right

02:37they think it's like a telemarketer it could be at lunch yeah they're the least away of phones

02:41you have reached true okay okay then go back after he says the number okay you're you're fine now

02:47yeah yeah thank you oh hello Richard it's uh Dave and Chuck the Freak from the radio station

02:57and uh we'd like to talk to you uh just about everything that's been going on just you can set

03:02the record straight if you will if you have a moment and would like to reach out to us so you can clear

03:08the air uh please feel free to call us 1-855-954-6969 and identify yourself as Richard Butler

03:17and we'll go from there again it's 1-855-954-6969 we wish you all the best you and your wife Joyce

03:26take care of yourselves bye-bye now that wasn't him what if it wasn't the right guy

03:32now we're getting calls from some Dave and Freaky Charlie I yeah like if you want an old person

03:39to call you can't say Dave and Chuck the Freak well I didn't know what to say you have to make a sound

03:44like we're lawyers in the background I wasn't expecting to leave a message and also now like

03:48poor Jason is gonna have to be on top of it like no one else because you gave just a normal number

03:55probably wouldn't be the weirdest but I can't give out another number over the air we should

03:59have just hung up and had James yeah oh my god well that's the wrong guy oh I called the wrong guy

04:06oh my god I called that when I clicked further I saw he's 93 I just left a message for a 93 year

04:11old man oh my god Dave and Freaky Charlie he's gonna check the voice and be like I'm married I have a wife

04:18I have a wife I didn't look at the relatives what if this spirals him out of control that is bad I

04:27should have looked a little closer oh no Dave that's apparently a pretty name it happens to be 31 records of

04:35the same name pretty popular name there we called a random old we're probably gonna kill them

04:40they're listed somewhere yeah you gotta prove uh something about your other marriage you son of a

04:46bitch take this wow it finally comes out you have had another family you guys are horrible don't come on

04:57Gracie Gracie's dying on me I'd never live with myself well now I'm gonna kill myself

05:07let me call it back yeah stop it you guys are worst case scenario people hello Dave and Chuck

05:19yes the freak Richard Butler yes oh thank goodness you called back and we want to clear something up

05:24who the hell are you we do a radio show a comedy radio show I was never married you haven't been

05:30married no my other wife died oh she just died she just died of a heart attack five minutes ago when

05:35she heard your message oh wait no she's still breathing let's see you still alive I need a hospital

05:45too bad I can't even move her because uh she's 375 pounds listen to her you killed her you've killed her

05:56she heard the message sir I'm I do I do apologize just a wrong number Richard plays again apologize for the

06:02uh the wrong number there sir I'll let you go now hold on I just want to uh I want to blow my head

06:08off with you on the phone no no no 10 to your lady 10 to your wife okay we gotta go we gotta go

06:14Gracie no go there goes Gracie no stop it that's enough sweet oh damn it's been a dark show today

06:23that is great it's been a really dark dark that was uh double suicide double yep well technically a

06:29homicide suicide well sure yeah you're right hmm one for Gracie

06:34and one for the old noggin

06:37yep all because of Dave's message all because of Dave anyway if we happen to hear back from that man

06:46we'll clear that up for Jason please please let him know it was just a wrong number give her a kiss

06:51kiss on the lips just my last kiss with her I came back from Korea I remember and kissed her right

06:59there and then I gave her one final kiss the day Dave and freaky charlie call here we go Gracie

07:05okay all right you guys too much

07:10oh oh what you're not damn it woman yeah one's gonna do it

07:19really dark comedy here super super dark

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