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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the nine items that Taco Bell will be removing from their menu and when Dave jokes about one that James loves being gone, it leaves him on the verge of tears.

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00:00well let's get to the news i know james has been waiting oh god he's freaking out there's news
00:11from the border james and it's not good taco bell news sounder
00:15also the sound of my heartbreaking oh it's told three times well long before the popeye's chicken
00:26sandwich took off uh the doritos locos tacos were the hot thing in fast food the sexy young game in
00:33town yeah well times have changed my friend taco bell just announced that they're cutting
00:41nine menu items i'm i'm so scared right now i hope the mexi melt is not on there oh god please don't
00:49please don't have any skin in this game if you say just if you say chalupa i'm gonna freak right out
00:54the nine menu items that they're cutting are as follows first i'll tell you the doritos locos
01:02taco survived but it's two spinoffs dead okay that makes sense but the regular doritos locos tacos is
01:09okay yes it's gonna be okay but the cool ranch that's fine gone gone fiery fiery gone good
01:17disappointing but i'm not devastated yet i love that doritos locos taco i eat probably about seven
01:22them a week taco bell is also cutting the following the double decker taco oh man it's a classic that's
01:31what uh led to the invention of the cheesy gordita crunch the beefy mini quesadilla oh that wasn't
01:38that great anyways okay the chipotle chicken loaded griller don't even know what i don't think i had
01:44that before the double the double tostada yeah the tostada is not that great the power menu burrito
01:50never even looked at it and the cheesy gordita crunch shut up no are you serious right now
02:01yeah he's not serious you gotta be joking he's gotta be joking no let me see it let me see it
02:06there's the proof cheesy gordita crunch are they insane have they lost their damn mind i might
02:13swear right now don't cry are you gonna cry oh my god you banned me from your stupid ass hotel
02:21you're trying to make good by sending me a stupid t-shirt and a foam head i already have
02:26and now you get rid of the cheesy gordita crunch what's happening it's the apocalypse
02:31this is a cruel joke i'm kidding oh hold on did i say cheesy gordita crunch no i meant the
02:38xxl grill stuff burrito oh my god you are a sick man i'm leaving
02:42i didn't know i thought it was real i thought it was real i wasn't in on the joke i thought it was real
02:51i literally got james let out the same whale james just quit as darth vader when he found
02:57he just quit yes when darth vader found out that his arms and legs had been replaced by robots
03:03and that his bride had died yeah in childbirth yep he let out the same whale as james oh man
03:09i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you too why you lie why you lie oh man well this is all
03:23part of them paring down and streamlining their menu which i guess has gotten pretty bloated after
03:28years and years of new additions i did too i was like dave this is a dangerous game you're playing
03:34what are you doing because i was like trying to look at it and dave's like yeah right here
03:39my eyes saw cheesy gordita crunch because of what dave was doing yeah i was like cheesy gordita
03:51crunch god damn it's on there i was so close to tweet at the vice president
03:56some very obscene things oh my god oh yeah we're about ready to say some really nasty things
04:05yeah kind of oh my god yeah you got some of my heart you just dropped right through my bunghole
04:10you got ripped right back into my chest oh you'd had to burn that uh shirt they think i was ready to
04:17just shred them feed them into my paper shredder at home that does like 12 credit cards at once i'm
04:23going to shred the shirts and burn them oh my god and i was going to document the whole thing and put
04:26it on youtube and tag the vice president of the marketing luckily you're fine luckily oh man i
04:31can't imagine loving something so much like the way that james loves a cheesy gordita crunch and like
04:38maybe there's someone out there that loves like the double decker taco or something the same way like
04:44the same way and it's gone like nope that's it i was literally about to cry too i'm sorry i didn't
04:52realize you might cry that's got me that's okay like oh my god i'm so glad i was like worried
04:59about james yeah me too he was it was it was right on the edge when he showed it to chuck he's like
05:05cheesy gordita crunch i was like oh my god this is real this is really happening oh my god
05:11james oh my god it's okay oh my god your cheesy gordita crunch is still there bud
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