Senior Census Shooting

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in South Carolina who has been accused of firing her gun at a census worker and Andy and James share their recent encounters with census workers.

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00:00it sucks to be old

00:06the weird thing about going door to door

00:12you never know whose door you're gonna knock on

00:16yeah that's true

00:18an 82 year old south carolina woman

00:21is accused of pointing a handgun at a census worker on her porch

00:27and shooting two rounds

00:29oh wow luckily did not get him

00:33oh boom oh boom i don't know

00:38might have got him willadine willadine bishop harrell

00:43with a name like willadine get out of here you know willadine please

00:47get out of here please jesus god willadine i'm just here to see how many

00:52people are living here with you i assume nobody

00:54willadine put it down i think i think he's a criminal

01:01i'm from the census

01:02i'm from the census

01:04time to die

01:05oh willadine please

01:07i just want to find out how long you've lived here

01:10barely hold this thing

01:11oh thank god

01:12shooting the ground

01:13that was close willadine

01:14dance

01:15i'm dancing

01:17i'm dancing

01:19yeah

01:19i'll dance for you willadine

01:20i like it

01:21willadine

01:23just me here

01:23charged with first degree assault and battery following the alleged incident

01:27where she told a census worker 25 year old census worker to get off her porch immediately

01:33yep

01:34and pointed a 38 caliber taurus handgun at them

01:38that's why they have to pay those census workers so much money because they're putting

01:42their lives in the line

01:44you should have seen how i reacted to the census guy

01:46i was in the height of pandemic paranoia and just it was a wild time let's say

01:52and i get a knock at my door and i open it up and it's this guy with a little stupid like

01:59it's just like a card you made with your own laminator

02:01yeah

02:02and then he's like he's like how long have you lived here is there anybody else in there with you

02:06oh my god

02:07and i'm like i don't know if i should answer you dude i'm like what

02:12he's like he's like what and he's asking me all these things and i'm like i'm like are you from the census

02:17prove it

02:17and at the end of the day i gave him all my information

02:21yeah yeah

02:22you did the right thing

02:23i think

02:24you didn't shoot him

02:25you didn't shoot him

02:26i called my apartment

02:27did you think he was like sizing up to see if he could take you

02:30i don't know what the hell

02:31those people will just steal your information

02:33yeah like is it a real census worker

02:35that's what i'm saying

02:36trust no one

02:36trust no one help no one right

02:38yeah exactly

02:39i called my apartment complex and frantically they know i'm crazy

02:43and uh they were like i was like listen

02:47did you let a census worker enter the building

02:50i was like because he had a key and everything i don't know

02:53i don't know what's going on here she's like

02:55i think that there was the man yesterday

02:58and i'm like well that doesn't help

02:59yeah

03:00he's still here

03:01he's still here and i just told him everything about me

03:04can you imagine the office like oh god i got that andy green again on line two

03:09who's gonna take him this time

03:10who wants green line two

03:12oh damn they do

03:12oh it's one lady

03:13pissed about the parking spot again

03:15there's one lady

03:16that deals with the front of me

03:18hello

03:18hey me again

03:20listen uh

03:21things are crazy here as usual

03:24i bet

03:25i got some complaints

03:26let me get my pan

03:28yeah

03:29she's very nice about it

03:31yeah

03:31she's just like oh boy

03:32i think i have a

03:33like my own blinking light

03:35on the phone

03:35private line

03:36green line

03:37yeah

03:38willadeen admitted to firing two shots

03:41tried to kill him of course

03:42she said she couldn't clearly see the census worker's ID badge

03:47just like green bean

03:48oh yeah

03:48that's the thing

03:49well i saw it but it just looked like he could have made it

03:51looks like total BS to me

03:53yeah he's like how he's like how long you lived here who's in there with you

03:56i don't blame you i'd be weird

03:58i'm like little bitties is in there

03:59do you need her birth certificate what the hell else do you need

04:03god damn government

04:05who's this little bitties

04:06she'd call your girlfriend your wife

04:10it's her house

04:11child

04:12mother father who's in there

04:14it's bitties

04:16the queen

04:16the queen bitties

04:18there's a queen in there

04:19you freak me right out

04:20isn't it like don't you legally have to

04:23you have to that's why they sent a guy for me

04:25because it turns out i didn't do the paperwork

04:26yeah see i sent the paperwork

04:28they'll still come to your door even if you send the paperwork in

04:31oh yeah

04:31because we sent the paperwork in and i ignored a guy at my door

04:33and i knew what he was up to

04:34i was more fascinated with his fancy little like hoverboard

04:39he had a fancy hoverboard than i did

04:41all those hoverboards

04:42oh that's so weird

04:43yeah that's been in my neighborhood

04:44yeah a guy had a hoverboard in my neighborhood

04:46yeah it was like

04:47like he just like held on to it with his ankles

04:49and he just

04:49oh that's a sweet hoverboard

04:51yeah it has a little ankle

04:52oh he's coming to the door

04:52well i gotta go hide

04:54it's an efficient way to bother people

04:56well it's just great

04:57you can bother more people

04:57for a minute

04:58exactly

04:58get around faster

04:59my guy didn't have a hoverboard

05:01no

05:02yeah

05:02so that means he's not the census

05:03he wasn't the real guy

05:04no i don't think it's official

05:05i don't think he gave you a hoverboard

05:07you got played andy

05:08i'll be honest though

05:09i think census guy

05:09all he had was a lanyard

05:11the guy that came to my door

05:12probably used andy's information

05:13exactly

05:14that's how he got it

05:15andy paid for it

05:16he doesn't know it yet

05:17man

05:19you still just can't blow him away

05:21it's true

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