Chuck's Figurine Painting

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The show talks about the time Dave went over to Chuck's house and found out that he was into painting miniature figurines.

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00:00all right here's a quick question for you what have you accidentally left out that you've been

00:11incredibly embarrassed someone discovered what have you accidentally left out that you've been

00:15really embarrassed someone discovered not your average dildo story 1-855-954-6969 toll free

00:211-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 uh for me it's probably like not that i was like really

00:29embarrassed by it but it turned out to be a thing is when my miniature figurines were out when i came

00:35over yeah you know not that i you know i mean i would have never hid them or whatever but man

00:41what a pain in my ass that was that i had those out and had to hear about it for weeks for years

00:46yeah it still comes out because listen you've slowly we've all slowly revealed ourselves over

00:55the years right now we know everything but you didn't at that point in our show you weren't

01:00really busting out just how nerdy you were i guess not i mean i think i had talked i was shocked that

01:06you were painting miniature figurines right i didn't realize you had that side right yeah

01:11so it's definitely nothing it's bad because he calls it miniature figurines

01:17it's like uh there's too many uh hills in that word that word combo like it it's it feels like i'm a

01:3165 year old grandmother with a menagerie right you got almost yeah case

01:37like he's painting hummels ceramic class yeah like grandma stuff well let's google miniature

01:51figurines and see what comes up here see if it's anything like what chuck was painting

01:56see no but that's not no it's not even like that it's not like a little fairy people come on it's

02:04not like that there there finally miniature figurines but even those are like little

02:10those are but the ones that came up are ones that are like pilgrims exactly a mom with a baby

02:18and a stroller like you think i'm painting that

02:20i'm painting i'm painting uh dark elves every time he says miniature figurines that's what you're

02:28painting dark dwarves and an army of zeech i'm just saying the same kind of things come up when

02:35you search miniature figurines people mooning like you think i'm painting people mooning

02:41that's how i saw it in my head chuck i always remember it is miniature figurines is that what it

02:49was it's called warhammer yeah yeah warhammer so that sounds more warhammer look at a war look up

02:54what a warhammer figurine looks like warhammer yes see that's that's it it's super i saw like a top

03:06hat and some weird little things there's no top hats i have an army of zeech it's just you saw the

03:13little paints and the little paint brushes i have definitely have all that you know all the weird

03:17accessories like a little magnifying glass i'm like what's your kids are too young to be doing

03:22this who's yeah did you say something right oh he said it right away he's like what is that

03:27whose stuff is this like that's my whole table set up like a whole folding table in the kitchen yeah they

03:33do it the kitchen it's just funny that it went dave sees it and then it went through dave's brain

03:38what's amazing is it was left out proudly like usually like table oh yeah no you know somebody's

03:51like hey put that away uh chuck would you say there was at least 40 out there oh i have you

03:57had painted and we're still in the works of you i have hundreds i've got i know but on that table

04:01yeah probably 40 because i think at that time i was at the time i was painting uh i was doing a

04:09technique i was doing a technique where you uh will like tape say like 20 of them on a piece of uh

04:18you know cardboard and do the same thing to each one with your little miniature with a miniature

04:23paintbrush like paint their arms of every guy and like an assembly line right and that's what dave

04:28witnessed my assembly line of miniature figurines painting job just any interaction between you

04:36two outside of this place is uh fascinating to me right it's we live different lives much different

04:42much different lives it's fascinating you know

04:44dave has an outdoor living room i have miniature figurines i'm the weird one here

04:54i mean i'm actually more upset now finding out he thinks i was painting things with top hats and like uh

05:13children mooning each other and a mom and a stroller like come on like seriously

05:20it's like a hallmark christmas village exactly

05:22nothing like a battlefield look at that oh like i uh little fairies on sticks and

05:28you know like uh villagers like villagers

05:34random villagers that's what i'm buying grandma villagers

05:39james brain saw that i did that's what he saw he saw like a bunch of little hobbits

05:47and all these years later it comes out yeah yeah but in that story too it's like it's got the same

05:54intensity of if like you went into somebody's house and you're like oh my god there's a spoon

05:57and heroin and yeah yeah exactly james was like oh my god i don't even know you

06:03who are you yeah miniature magician figure it's not gonna work out the whole show's done

06:11the show is over the show is over i can't work with a man who paints miniature figurines what kind

06:15of freak are you he paints pilgrims i swear to god he had a couple mermaids

06:18did you bring it up on the show right away after you went over it i can't remember if it might have

06:25been a while i think it took a while i was kind of letting it slide oh you you like kept that yeah i did

06:29yeah i was like i can't honestly i just i was just thinking of the show i thought this will bring

06:32the whole show down yeah exactly this will take the whole show down

06:35yeah turns out right to the top

06:41right to number one that's how it ended up

06:45i expect a huge i expect a huge spike in all of our other markets now that we've revealed it again

06:54so what's been going on with you you know just painting figurines yeah my partner on the air there

07:00he uh he paints little pilgrims and i call those paints miniature figurines i can't even imagine now

07:05like uh what dave told other people yeah i walked in on chuck he was painting little pilgrims

07:12with top hats is that what i was doing is that what i was doing

07:17or was i compiling a dwarf army

07:22that's better

07:24that's better somehow

07:26it is it sounds way better compiling a dwarf army

07:30makes a lot more sense thank you i don't know thank you

07:34that's better

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