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Kleenex Robber
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people being tied up for non sexual reasons which leads to a caller sharing a story about a robber who used tissue as a mask.
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all right uh off to detroit now where i'm sure uh when you work at a walgreens in detroit
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being robbed and tied up is not the best day of your life oh no being tied up during a robbery
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would be terrifying well because i feel like that's the the step right before we're all gonna die
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yeah you know i've seen enough videos to know when your hands are tied up it's what's the deal
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though they just want you like they want to just ransack the place i don't know maybe you're just
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trying to buy time you know imagine like working anywhere down there would just suck no just what's
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the matter andy i work at the walgreens in detroit definitely they use zip ties
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in this case yep that's the other way too mm-hmm i think i could well if we had zip ties we could
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test it but too bad we don't i'll bring mine in i'll take chuck to tie you up i've got 24 inch
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all right zip ties at home i'll bring them in i'll tie you i'll tie your ass up
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today i came with chuck the freak how fast can chuck tie us up not tying me up
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i'm tying you up i'm out of this that's not the first time she said that
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do you think there's anyone listening that's ever been tied up oh yeah besides for sexual purposes
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like outside of sex it's probably too early to get a whole bunch of people but if there's
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anyone listening who's ever been tied up outside of something sexual in a robbery in a robbery we're
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gonna talk about a terrifying horrible situation yes they were in 248-544-WRIF they're not dead
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248-544-9743 how are you in a terrible horrifying situation zip tie tips
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all comedy comes from pain pain and zip ties i'll tell you what though these zip ties tie your asses
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up uh tara from wyandotte last time you were tied up non-sexually keep trying hi guys good morning
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good morning hey it was actually not me it was my mom she worked at like a money loan place in
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lincoln park about i don't know 10 years ago and someone walked in like he had a cold and my mom
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being my mom offered him a kleenex and he took the kleenex and covered his face with it and ended up
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robbing the entire store and it was just my mom and her one co-worker that were there at the time
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and he held them at gunpoint and he told them that they had 30 seconds to empty the drawer and he
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chewed them well they ended up emptying out all the money in the entire store except the money that was
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in their purses and before he left he tied them up so that way you know they couldn't call or hit the
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silent alarm or anything well that's the worst disguise i've ever heard of though pardon me can i pass
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me a tissue yeah hey they're being robbed i forgot a final piece to my robbery one tissue to cover my face
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if i borrow this
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chuck has a kleenex over his face i don't know who that is
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never recognize you
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we have no way of knowing who it is
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i better get another cleaner
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don't waste all my kleenex i don't have very many of those
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we couldn't determine his hair color because he's on top of his head
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you'll never know who i am
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give me all your stuff
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completely unidentifiable
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you know we saw you a second ago without the kleenex
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no you didn't
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yeah
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no because i just got you
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here at the cash and go
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no i just got you that was another guy
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no that was you we added you to kleenex
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that was another guy now shut up
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zip time andy
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i got it
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i need some kleenex too
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yeah you do
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i'm exposed
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yeah you do you're dead
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i'm exposed
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you better not tell anybody who i is
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oh at least i'll help you out
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now you have no idea who we are
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we should have thought about this
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these are these smell amazing
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they do
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it's the lisa kleenex
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lisa kleenex
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that's why i don't even want to rob a place anymore
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i know
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it's going to blow my nose
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it made me rethink the whole thing
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you know what you guys just go
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i'm good now
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the gift was this kleenex
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oh mine ripped
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be careful man
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the jig is up
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wow really
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a kleenex as a disguise is a really horrible idea
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it's a really horrible idea
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chuck doesn't smell anything
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you don't smell anything
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maybe my sense of smell is just awful
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it's like a
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i literally need to blow my nose
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yeah it's good
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you're good
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i don't know
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i can't smell it
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it just smells like normal kleenex
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really
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i guess i never noticed
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we're sniffing kleenex
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what happened here
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it smells fresh
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there's one guy right now listening
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and trying to decide whether or not to listen to us
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and i got a kleenex on my hand
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and i'm sniffing the other one
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and i got a kleenex on my hand
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