Nose Magic

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss a magician who puts things in his nose. An old trick that Chuck has been able to do for years.

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00:00A magician in England had to stop his show earlier this month when he tried to pull a

00:18card out of his nose, and he cut his nose open and started bleeding everywhere.

00:23Oh my god.

00:24Oh god!

00:25Oh, they're sharp.

00:26They're sharper than you think.

00:27Well, sure they are.

00:28Phil Knoxville is this magician's name.

00:32He mixes comedy and magic.

00:35Picture just a real nerdy, nerdy dude.

00:38Yeah, yeah.

00:38Comedy and magic, huh?

00:40Sounds like a great night, Lisa, doesn't it?

00:41That's gonna be a real crazy night.

00:45He bled heavily after part of his act went wrong during a performance.

00:51An audience member said they watched in horror as blood just pumped out of the magician's

00:56nose during a show the other day.

00:59He said the guy looked really uncomfortable, looked like he was trying to pull a rolled

01:03up playing card out of his nose when it went wrong.

01:06It just wouldn't come out.

01:08In the end, he finally had to ask, is there a nurse in the house?

01:11I'm sorry.

01:16I'm gonna make this rabbit disappear in a second, but I gotta, is there a goddamn doctor here?

01:21I've sliced myself to half to death.

01:25It's not part of the act.

01:28No.

01:29What, uh...

01:30David Blaine's show a little different.

01:32I wonder if he has any of his stuff on YouTube, if we can see if he's actually truly horrible.

01:37Oh, he is truly horrible.

01:39I'm assuming he's horrible.

01:40You think that would be good?

01:42No!

01:43No!

01:44But where is he from?

01:46He's from Britain.

01:46Okay, but, and he was playing where?

01:49Do we know where he was playing?

01:50Like, was anywhere good?

01:52Oh, no.

01:52Look at, look.

01:53No.

01:55Wow, what kind of...

01:56What is this?

01:58Magic music.

01:59Magic music, okay.

02:00Like David Copperfield style.

02:02Yeah.

02:02You want to see some mirrors, do you?

02:04Chuck loves this music.

02:09Chuck, I think, deep down would love to be a magician.

02:13You're a hell of a magician.

02:15I had a magical deck of cards.

02:16I'm sure you did.

02:20Let's see if we can...

02:21Pick a car!

02:23Chuck the magician.

02:26Let's see if we can find him here on YouTube.

02:29Phil Knoxville.

02:31Oh, yeah.

02:32Magical intro.

02:33I'm Phil Knoxville, and this is Sin.

02:36The ultimate geek effect.

02:39A card is selected from the deck, signed, and returned.

02:42The chosen card is then removed from your nose.

02:46Original, brilliant, and twisted.

02:49It looks like real magic, because it is real.

02:52It's so gross.

02:52On the DVD, I've been revealing my devious methods for achieving this shocking effect.

02:56With both a geek presentation, my preferred method, and a method that uses only sleight of hand.

03:02Included with the DVD, a sample gimmick...

03:05Oh, he's gonna teach you how to do it.

03:07He's magic.

03:08He's teaching magic.

03:09He's teaching magic.

03:09He's gonna sound like on my nose.

03:10Oh, my gosh.

03:11Nose card magic?

03:12What?

03:13What?

03:14What?

03:14So then you got somebody on the line that ordered the goddamn tapes, and he's like,

03:17Yeah, I'm going to expect you to be filled out, so immediately I am severely cut my nose.

03:24What do you have there, Chuck the Freak?

03:27What do you have, Chuck?

03:29That's way too big to go in your nose.

03:30Yeah, is that a granola bar wrapper?

03:33It's, uh, crystal light.

03:36Oh, that's too big.

03:37A packet of crystal light is too big to go up your nose.

03:40Don't bleed out like this guy did.

03:42That is as sharp edges.

03:44That's a disgusting trick.

03:46That is.

03:47Okay, this pen is going to get thrown away.

03:49No, no.

03:50Don't stick stuff up your nose.

03:51Don't put that up your nose.

03:52You could hurt yourself.

03:53You'll probably start bleeding all over the board.

03:54Yeah, you will.

03:55Don't do it!

03:56Don't!

03:57He's going to, like, hit something.

03:58Oh, wow.

03:58It went far in there.

04:00Oh, dude.

04:01Don't, Chuck.

04:02He's got that too far.

04:03Chuck, you got that too far in your nose!

04:05He's got it deep in there.

04:07I ain't never seen no magic show like this!

04:11Chuck's nose magic!

04:13That man put a whole pen in his nose!

04:15Oh, God, Chuck.

04:16Take it out.

04:17Throw it out.

04:18Take it out.

04:18Throw it out.

04:20Disgusting.

04:20Oh, no!

04:21Don't look it around!

04:22There's stuff on it!

04:23Booger pen.

04:24Oh, there it goes in the garbage.

04:27Wipe your nose, you filthy animal.

04:29I just know I can do that trick.

04:31It's really a bad trick.

04:33Yeah, I know that.

04:34I've known that trick since I was about 12.

04:37He's not doing anything new.

04:38Yeah.

04:39I could have got that pen probably even deeper.

04:40Dude, that was crazy.

04:42Yeah, I know.

04:42It was shocking how hard.

04:43I can get it all the way to the back.

04:45I was like, whoa, there's no...

04:46Yeah, no, I know.

04:47Not recommended.

04:48Makes me want to get into nose magic.

04:51No, it doesn't.

04:51Move!

04:52No, it shouldn't.

04:52That's a fail, though, as the nose magician.

04:57Yeah.

04:58When the card gets stuck and slices your nose right open.

05:02Blood's pouring out.

05:03Well, I wonder if it was like he takes them out with tweezers or whatever,

05:05and I wonder if he nicks something while he was...

05:09I mean, it's just very bizarre.

05:11Mind you, at the same time, we would have never heard of him.

05:14No, his nose magic hasn't taken off.

05:17Nose magic.

05:17Outside of the UK.

05:19You want to know what sets me apart?

05:21Well, it's my nose magic.

05:25Nobody does it.

05:26They're pulling it out of hats, out of pockets.

05:29The thing is, though, like, this nose magic is the guy...

05:32Like, they do...

05:32The guy, the freak show guy...

05:34Like, I always laugh about the freak show guy puts the nail,

05:37and he, like, pretends to hammer it in.

05:39Yeah.

05:39I could put a huge nail in my nose like that.

05:42No problem.

05:43Yeah.

05:44Oh, no problem.

05:46It's just the way that I'm...

05:48One side of my skull is designed perfectly for nose magic.

05:53Nose magic.

05:54The most ancient form of all the dark arts.

05:57I don't think it is.

05:59It's like he's doing the magician moves.

06:06It's showing off his nostrils.

06:07Nothing's wrong.

06:10Nothing in here.

06:10Nothing strange.

06:11Lisa, take a look.

06:13Do you see anything?

06:17I didn't think so.

06:19Nose magician.

06:21Nose freak.

06:22We'll call you nose freak.

06:24Nose freak.

06:26I just put different stuff up my nose just all day.

06:29The douchey version of Criss Angel.

06:32Oh, yeah.

06:32I'll get sweet hair.

06:34Yes.

06:35I'm a nose freak.

06:37Nose freak.

06:38I'm going to blow your nose in mine.

06:39All right.

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