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Golden Butt Chuck
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4/17/2025
Dave shared that he saw a hobo fire under an overpass on his way into work which got Chuck imagining how he would survive as a homeless guy.
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00:00
I actually did, driving on 75 this morning, see my first hobo fire.
00:12
Now, when I think hobo fire, I think of like a barrel, and it's on fire, but this is different.
00:21
It was under the overpass, someone had started a fire for heat, not to burn the place down.
00:28
Right, no, this was a campfire under the overpass on I-75.
00:34
If I was a hobo, which could happen at any moment, I ain't sleeping under the overpass tonight.
00:41
It's a horrible day to be outside, so I understand why you start a fire.
00:46
I'd be like, hey, I'll blow you for a room.
00:50
And that's how it begins.
00:52
I mean, I hope I'm a hobo.
00:53
That's the Chuck the Freak story.
00:55
If you're a hobo, life is tough, man.
00:58
Blowing to Chuck, huh?
00:59
He's just blowing dudes all the time.
01:00
Yeah, he did nothing happen.
01:01
He just decided.
01:03
He was fine.
01:04
I want to make sure you are saying hobo, right?
01:07
Not homo?
01:07
Yeah, no.
01:08
Ho-bo.
01:09
Chuck's homo.
01:09
There's a lot of similarities between the two.
01:12
There is.
01:13
I think one makes you do the other for a lot of people.
01:15
Yeah.
01:16
Life would really have taken a tragic turn for me to be homeless, so I would just assume
01:22
that I am up for anything.
01:26
Yeah, anything's in play, you know?
01:28
If you've got to survive on the mean streets, you're taking dicks everywhere.
01:32
I am not designed for it.
01:34
God.
01:35
You're way too lazy for that.
01:36
That's what I mean.
01:37
To be blowing dudes?
01:38
Yeah.
01:39
He's way too lazy to blow dudes.
01:42
There's no way he could keep up with that.
01:43
At least he's questioning your homeless blowjob ethic.
01:51
He's probably right.
01:52
Yeah.
01:53
That's a lot of work.
01:53
He'd quit like halfway through.
01:55
Jesus Christ, can you finish?
01:58
Is this going to happen, buddy?
02:00
It would be the most unenthusiastic BJ ever.
02:03
It would.
02:04
I mean, I'm not.
02:05
I ain't going to enjoy it.
02:08
This is great.
02:09
The guy would be like, please just stop.
02:13
Yeah, we've got to stop this.
02:14
Here's your dollar, man.
02:15
Sorry about the beard.
02:19
No, it must feel weird.
02:24
Oh, homeless Chuck.
02:26
He's way too lazy to be blowing dudes.
02:30
The old homeless Chuck.
02:31
Lisa's like, Chuck just hasn't thought about how much effort that has.
02:36
That's very hard work.
02:42
Yeah, you wouldn't.
02:43
You'd find other ways.
02:44
I don't know how you'd survive.
02:46
I have an idea.
02:48
What's your idea?
02:49
If it doesn't involve blowjobs.
02:50
There's other things you can do.
02:54
The man with the golden butt.
02:57
Come on!
02:59
Holy hell!
03:00
I'm just saying.
03:02
I'm just saying.
03:03
I'm too lazy for that.
03:06
You're too lazy to blow.
03:08
You're just going to let someone found you now?
03:09
I guess.
03:10
You just lay there.
03:11
You just have to lay there.
03:16
That might be the right route to go.
03:19
Thanks, Lisa.
03:22
Lisa's recommending you do anal sex to survive.
03:26
Yeah.
03:28
That might be the route to go.
03:30
That's probably better for you.
03:31
Lisa Way, homeless counselor.
03:33
Thanks.
03:33
You're too lazy to blow guys for money, so just open up your butthole.
03:37
Yeah.
03:38
Just lay there.
03:38
It's way easier.
03:40
Thanks to Lisa, I've got this straw bed.
03:45
And this newspaper pillow.
03:46
Yeah.
03:47
You could just be playing your video game or doing whatever you do.
03:50
Oh.
03:51
Ooh.
03:54
I don't know what I'd be doing.
03:56
Drawing tic-tac-toe on the wall.
03:59
Playing myself.
04:01
What do you do?
04:01
I don't know what you do all day long.
04:04
There's nothing to do.
04:05
Might as well do some back stuff.
04:09
Be warm at least.
04:10
Pass the time.
04:11
Be warm for a while.
04:13
Hey, guy.
04:14
Just lay on me for a while.
04:17
I'm pretty cold.
04:18
It's going to be in some way like you're sleeping.
04:21
It's always like, hey, I hear you're the homeless guy.
04:24
Man with a golden butt.
04:25
Yep.
04:26
The good man with a golden butt.
04:27
Come on in here.
04:27
All right.
04:29
Come on.
04:30
The man with the golden butt.
04:32
The man with the golden butt.
04:37
That sounds better, too.
04:39
It does.
04:40
In reality, you would be.
04:41
Are you the man with the golden butt?
04:43
Ah, yes.
04:44
I'm going to make you work for your dollar today.
04:47
Trust me.
04:48
I'm not going to work.
04:49
I'm just going to lay here.
04:52
Come on in.
04:53
Yes, I am.
04:54
Come on in.
04:55
Oh, damn it.
05:01
Yeah.
05:03
Let's go.
05:04
Oh, so funny.
05:06
Let's hope it doesn't get there.
05:07
Too lazy for oral.
05:11
That's the least is worth.
05:12
You're too lazy to do that.
05:15
You don't have the kind of work ethic you need to be blowing eyes.
05:19
I'd be so mad.
05:25
Someone said, Chuck.
05:27
Chuck doing a BJ sounds like my wife blowing me.
05:31
I'm all into it.
05:33
No.
05:33
Very tired with the whole thing.
05:35
Lazy, actually.
05:37
Lazy?
05:37
You're lazy.
05:38
Could you imagine yelling at somebody during it?
05:40
Come on.
05:41
Have some pride.
05:42
Hurry up.
05:43
Have some pride in your work.
05:44
All right.
05:45
On that note, let's hope that everyone stays warm and Chuck's never the man with the golden ass.
05:51
I got a plan now.
05:52
Thanks to Lisa.
05:54
Homeless advisor.
05:55
Homeless advisor.
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