Chuck's Cigar Trip

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about getting Chuck high since it's 4/20 but, after hearing about the time he got sick from smoking a cigar, they realize that it is a bad idea.

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00:00it is dave and chuck the freak happy 420 everyone who partakes in the 420

00:09i don't know anybody who does that yeah man yeah i don't i wish i need it

00:17yeah you do oh i need it man you should start it today you guys want to get me high yes

00:23should we get me high right now who's got an edible relax who's got an edible don't give

00:29him an edible yeah don't start off with edible yeah let's do it let's go right to the max

00:33well no give him an edible and by the time it kicks in he'll be driving home no no you

00:37know what would happen he would be in the hospital oh yeah he would drive right to the hospital

00:41i honestly i saw you can't chuck a panic attack we gave him a quarter of a gummy

00:45call 9-1-1 i would be like trying to be real cool yeah you know i got this and it would

00:52it would take a nasty turn because what happened didn't you smoke a cigar before and it didn't

00:57go well i got sick oh i had no idea not to just inhale it like you're supposed to spit

01:04out your saliva too while you're smoking i smoked this big cuban cigar in texas and i'm smoking

01:12it like i'm in the a-team like i'm like yeah i'm hannibal and i'm like i'm like oh this

01:21is it we're all smoking you're living the life yeah we're all smoking we're drinking

01:25this is awesome we're men yes we're video game playing men yeah and then you're like

01:31yeah we all go by nicknames you know and so i'm

01:37i'm telling you i smoked the thing down oh no it was probably a little less than half

01:48that i just smoked and i and i my friend said that i turned green like he was like you look

01:53you look green dude and so i was like oh no i'm gonna be i'm gonna be fine i just whatever

01:59and then i decided to go lay down i went and laid down everyone else partied but then i woke up

02:06at like i woke up at like 3 30 and i had to puke oh and we were in like this weird like room

02:14so this lake house had like a setup for i don't know if it was they assume like 50 people are

02:20gonna stay there so it was like these bunk bed areas i'm on a top bunk i have to climb down

02:24everyone else is there it's great why'd you pick that bunk because it was safer it was like i figured

02:30i'll be safe up here no one's gonna no one's gonna pee on me they gotta you gotta climb up oh you

02:35don't know listen we put a turtle on a guy okay we put a turtle on a guy what who knows what we're

02:40gonna what's gonna happen years ago party animals this is a long time ago was it oh yeah it's a long

02:46it's a long time ago it's one of the times i actually filled in back in the day i know there's

02:50one time i can't honestly it wasn't that long ago like at least do like pranks

02:55we're gamers we're dumb we're nerd turtle pranks i don't understand the turtle on a guy

03:05that'll show him you fall asleep in the round he passed out he was the next guy to have the thing

03:11happen that happened to me and so luckily i missed out on anything but when he got sick

03:16they went in pulled his covers off put a turtle on top of him he woke up kissed the turtle so you

03:22were afraid that would happen i was just i know who i'm dealing with i knew who i was dealing with

03:26it's guys from texas like camp like it was like camp it was it was like kids with cigars men to be

03:32like we put a turtle on a guy we found a turtle what are you supposed to do we put a turtle on him

03:39sleeping come look at it we took a bunch of pictures so the what what happened was i

03:47successfully snuck myself out of this room yes i go outside i puke like six times i can't stop puking

03:55it's terrible it's still like 90 degrees it's like five o'clock in the morning or whatever bad

04:02time the door locked oh no o'clock wait i don't know if i remember this part of this door locked

04:08now i am dealing with dudes who got hammered moonshine moonshine was brought out obliterated

04:19i'm please for the love of jesus i just need to sleep my god i need to sleep i just sleep on the

04:29porch dude nobody no one heard my pounding no i'm like outside this is i'm just wandering around

04:39it was like i was in a desert lease a desert of my own demise that was all from just a cigar

04:46it was a cigar dude yeah we better keep the animals away from you cigar and booze crazy party

04:52story well the thing the thing was i'd given up hope i like giving up i like wrote a letter to

04:58like all my friends and to my family and i sent a message in a bottle into the lake and uh another

05:05turtle for the price i did i tried to find one to eat and drink its blood but uh we it turns out the

05:11only turtle was inside on my buddy um finally after i gave up all hope the second i gave up all hope

05:18on life the door opened up i was like oh hey how's she going it was my canadian buddy who had the

05:24turtle on him he's coming outside to puke as well yeah i'm like oh i was like hodor hodor i was like

05:32right out of whatever that stupid shit game of thrones game of thrones

05:50oh

05:50and i uh i managed to get back inside and i got some water and i cooled down and then i and then i uh

06:02But I was out of the game after that.

06:03It was pretty much like I wasn't going to drink anymore.

06:06No cigars, all right?

06:07No more cigars.

06:07That was it.

06:08That's crazy, dude.

06:09You basically had what happens when people eat those cactuses that make you trip.

06:13Yeah, exactly.

06:15But he was just from a cigar.

06:16I had peyote.

06:17He had peyote.

06:18I went on a peyote journey, but it was from half a cigar.

06:20You should jerk on, jerk.

06:22It's a chicken.

06:25Somebody help him.

06:27He smoked half a cigar.

06:29He's dying.

06:30It was bad.

06:31Quick, get the turtle.

06:31Put it on his chest.

06:33Get the ceremonial turtle.

06:35The healing turtle.

06:36The healing turtle.

06:36Yeah.

06:37He'll guide you on your journey.

06:40Just ride the turtle through.

06:41Yeah.

06:42It was...

06:43Hold on to his shell for safety.

06:44It wasn't good.

06:46No.

06:46It wasn't a good time.

06:48So, I think I'd have probably a little bit of a problem.

06:51No drugs.

06:52We're going from zero to 100.

06:53No marijuana.

06:54Yeah.

06:55On edibles.

06:55No edibles.

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