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Here We Go Season 3 Episode 7 - Full Movie
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00:00First before 1995
00:05Everything smells weird in this house
00:12No, I'm sorry, but we're not stopping
00:15It's a medical emergency, Rachel
00:17No, we're already late
00:18If you want to go to the shops on the way
00:19Then spend less time in the toilet before we leave
00:21It's not going to the shops
00:23I need Imodium
00:25I'm not well
00:26You just don't smell well, to be fair
00:28Thank you, Mum
00:29No, you really don't
00:30Hang on, what does that mean?
00:31Well, you've got that poorly dog smell
00:33It's not funny, Sam
00:35I'm febrile
00:36You're what?
00:37I have a fever, I'm freezing
00:39Hence the hot pot
00:40Please, can we stop on the high street, Rachel?
00:42No, no
00:43Oh, I actually want to pick up some food as well
00:45No, there's no time
00:46Amy, how far is this church?
00:48Still can't find it
00:49What's it called again, Granny?
00:50St Ival's
00:51It's the big one near the S.O. Garrick
00:54St Ival's?
00:55What?
00:56St Ival makes cream, Mum
00:57Oh, does he?
00:58Well, the company does, yeah
01:00Oh
01:00Surely St Ival isn't a real saint
01:02There'd be staggered if he is
01:03Well, who am I thinking about then?
01:05St Michael, maybe?
01:05No, that's Marks and Fence
01:07Which S.O. Garrick?
01:08St Nigel
01:09Oh, my God
01:09As if there's a St Nigel
01:10Which S.O. Garrick, too?
01:11The one with the pumps
01:13And the big lorries sometimes
01:15Ridiculous
01:16Ridiculous description, Mum
01:18Oh, OK
01:19I think I've found a St Michael's
01:20Bionetto garage
01:21Fantastic
01:22It's just left up here, Mum
01:23Oh, can we go via a chemist, Amy?
01:25No
01:25The service starts in 15 minutes
01:27Oh, it is near
01:28It's really near the high street, actually
01:30Huh?
01:30No
01:31Oh, just nip in
01:32Or do you want me to get diarrhoea
01:34During the christening?
01:35Well, you'd have to go in the font
01:36Exactly
01:37No, I wouldn't go in the font
01:38That's ridiculous
01:39I'd just do it in my trousers
01:40Not in the toilets?
01:42Or the toilets, yeah
01:43But even so
01:44It would be very disruptive
01:45At the service
01:46Please
01:47Doesn't she look slamming?
01:49Just extraordinary, actually
01:51You'd never know
01:52She'd just had a baby, would you, Paul?
01:54I know
01:55Huh?
01:56Wow
01:56Oh, yeah, no, four
01:57Four?
01:58Four?
01:58Four?
01:59What?
01:59I mean, wow
02:00Wow, I meant to say wow
02:01Yeah
02:01I wasn't concentrating
02:02It was amazing
02:03Right
02:04And is this all from yoga?
02:05Oh, no, yoga's wank
02:07Yeah
02:07This is all down to Katie, my PT
02:09Mm-hmm
02:10What?
02:11Unusual surname
02:12So, Dean's new girlfriend, Katie, is a personal trainer
02:14Oh, okay
02:14Wow
02:15Dean's cock
02:16Yeah
02:17Wow
02:17Yeah
02:18You should totally try her age
02:20I swear, Dan
02:21She has worked wonders on my pelvic floor, ain't she, babe?
02:25Just a bit
02:26She could strangle a cat down there
02:27I can
02:28Wow
02:29Well done
02:30Thank you
02:31Get me out
02:32Yeah, no, maybe I should, you know
02:33I mean, I have been feeling a bit stiff recently
02:35Yeah, you're just getting old
02:36Love
02:37You know, that happens
02:39Oh, oh, hell
02:41Oh, what happened?
02:42I've split the neck on my hot bot trying to pull the stopper out
02:45Oh, no
02:46Dang
02:47Dang
02:48Yeah, dang
02:49I should have to replace it now
02:50I love this hot bot
02:51Please, don't call it a hot bot, no
02:53Maybe it's a sign
02:54Sign of what?
02:56To get an electric blanket
02:57No, no, no way, Jose
02:58No way
02:59Why?
02:59Because that's what elderly people do
03:01Like complain in restaurants
03:02And like Michael Ball
03:04You love Michael Ball
03:05Mmm, we'll be picking our cemetery blocks next
03:08Well, no, we'll just go in the same one
03:10Save a bit of money
03:10No, I don't want to think about it
03:12You see, this is why I'm stiff
03:13Because you and your hot bot force me to
03:16Oh, God
03:17Live
03:18I can't get up
03:19Live like
03:20Oh, thank you
03:20Live like a pentonym
03:21You're OK
03:22I can fix your hot bot, Paul
03:24Really, Mum?
03:25Yeah
03:25Can you?
03:25I've got a roll of duct tape in me bag
03:27Look
03:27Why have you got duct tape, Sue?
03:29Duct tape
03:30Oh, yeah
03:30Well, in case I need to, you know
03:33Kidnap someone?
03:33Splinters, fix a brolly
03:35Just general taping
03:36And I've got a torch pen
03:38Is duct tape waterproof then?
03:40Duct tape
03:41Don't know
03:41Of course it is
03:42That's why it's called duct tape
03:44It's not called duct tape
03:47It's not
03:47Yeah, it is
03:47It's called duct tape
03:49You have to pronounce both of the T's
03:51Duct tape
03:52Right
03:52Is a brand name
03:54As fascinating as this is
03:56I have got to go and meet Katie
03:58So, we're looking after Atlas again, are we?
04:00Yeah
04:00I am, yeah
04:01I want to get as much of him as I can before my big trip
04:06Oh, well, actually, Paolo, on the Atlas front
04:08We did want to ask
04:09Would you be interested in being one of the Godfathers
04:11At the Christmas Day?
04:12How?
04:13Yeah
04:13Really?
04:14Yeah
04:14Yeah, well, right, she's got my bar
04:16Yeah
04:17Oh, my Godfathers
04:20I've never been asked to be a Godfather before
04:22Yeah
04:23Well, this is wondrous news
04:25Wondrous
04:25All right
04:26I promise I won't let you down, guys
04:27Okay
04:28Or you, Guy
04:29That is a Godfather guarantee
04:31Yeah
04:31I just have to work on my Godfather impression
04:33Oh
04:34Go, Belle
04:36I forgot you're going to wake up
04:38I'll go
04:38Yeah
04:38I'll go
04:38Weren't you got any keys?
04:41Why haven't you got any friends?
04:43Okay, nice to see you, too
04:44Hi, Graham
04:45It's G
04:46Not Graham
04:47Okay, cool
04:48Don't take the piss out of my pizza
04:51You dirty rat
04:52What are you doing?
04:54Huh?
04:54Oh, nothing
04:55Hi, Graham
04:56Hi, G
04:56It's G now
04:57Hello, hi
04:58Yes, sorry
04:58I was just doing a Marlon Brando impression from the Godfather
05:01It doesn't matter
05:02Don't take the piss out of my pizza
05:03That's not in the film
05:05Well, that's sort of it, isn't it?
05:06Mm
05:07No
05:07Um, sorry, Graham
05:09Is that...
05:09That's not a guitar in there, is there?
05:11Wow, Detective Jessup has done it again
05:13Gee, yeah
05:15Why?
05:16Well, just because the baby's asleep over there
05:18You can't shred your accent here, mate
05:19We want to rehearse
05:21My keyboard's upstairs
05:22Why else would I come over?
05:23Er, to use the Wi-Fi
05:25To get your washing done
05:27To have a bath
05:28Er, you find quite a few reasons, Amy
05:30Yeah, why can't you just get your keyboard
05:31And take it back to your flat?
05:32Because it's heavy
05:34Oh
05:35And Maya's...
05:36Well, we're trying to give each other space
05:38While she packs up
05:39Aw
05:39Yeah, so anyway
05:41We really need to practice
05:42Aw, you're that bad, are you?
05:44We... Thanks
05:45We've got Bedford Battle of Bands next month
05:48Whoa
05:48B-B-O-T-B
05:50No way, is that still going?
05:51Yeah, and we're playing The Lamb and Flag next week
05:53Oh, I know
05:53I can't wait
05:54You're coming
05:56Yeah, I am a good-look charm, G
05:59I saw the Beatles when they were still tiny
06:02And look how well they did
06:04Very, very well
06:06Did you?
06:07I didn't know that
06:08Yeah, in 1961, I was only 15
06:11I gave George Harrison a cigarette
06:14One of those
06:15George Harrison actually died of lung cancer
06:17So...
06:19Yeah, but that wasn't Sue's fault, was it?
06:22No
06:22No, you didn't give him his first cigarette, did you?
06:25What did you do?
06:26What did you do?
06:29I don't know
06:30I mean, he didn't have any of his own or a lighter, so I suppose it's possible
06:36Oh, my God
06:38It killed George
06:39Oh, God
06:40I mean, I'm sure that's not strictly true
06:44Graham, G, you know, legally speaking
06:47Can't prove it, no
06:47He must have smoked before that
06:49Yeah
06:50That's all anyone did in those days
06:52Yeah
06:53Oh, babe, babe
06:54It's on Sunday the 14th
06:56Right
06:56So we can go to BBOTB after the christening, do it at the George, make a night of it
06:59No, he can do that
07:02Yeah, what was that?
07:03Would that look like that, or...?
07:05Mmm, yeah
07:06He might, actually
07:07Would he? Okay
07:08He really likes white noise
07:10Yeah
07:11Oh, yeah, well, that's not actually what we play
07:12Oh, God, BBOTB, I haven't been there for about 15 years, I cannot wait to go back
07:17Just when you think you've left the Mafia for good
07:19Oh, do it again
07:20They ask you back to the Mafia
07:22I mean, that's not even close, Dad
07:23Well, it's sort of a general gist, isn't it?
07:25Yeah, well, well, no
07:26Hang on, Paul
07:27You have been christened, right?
07:29Because to be a godfather, you have to have been christened
07:32Er, I don't know, you had me christened, didn't you, Mum?
07:35Er, hang on, let me think
07:37Er, we definitely had you circumcised
07:39Oh, well, I'm aware of that, thank you
07:41Thank you for telling Terry and G that!
07:43I don't care
07:44No, but christened, erm, I think, no
07:47Oh
07:48Really? Why?
07:50Because I don't believe in God
07:52You do believe in ghosts, though, don't you see?
07:55Well, that's different
07:56Ghosts and angels I've got no problem with
07:58Hmm
07:59So, you believe in angels, but you don't believe in God
08:02Well, who are they working for, then?
08:04Well, no one, they're freelance
08:06I'm sorry, Paul, but...
08:07Oh!
08:08Father Damien is well-stripped about this stuff, so...
08:12I mean, can't you just tell Father Damien that I'm christened anyway?
08:16Well, no, because Sue says you haven't been, son
08:19Yeah, but she can...
08:21You know
08:22What?
08:23Lie
08:24No
08:25No, no, I'm not doing that
08:26No
08:27Well, why not? No one will know
08:29God will
08:30You don't believe in God?
08:32Exactly, so I'm already in his bad books, aren't I?
08:35Erm, I've got a feeling that Dean hasn't been christened either
08:37No
08:38Well, he's out and all them
08:39Oh
08:40Really?
08:41Yeah
08:42Just get christened now, as an adult
08:43Oh
08:44Well
08:45Well, you can do that
08:46Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of faff when you're old
08:48Like, it's like a chicken pox, you know what I mean?
08:50You want to get it when you're a kid
08:51It just depends on how much you want to be a godfather, really
08:54Big
08:55A big amount
08:56Big amount
08:57Please
08:58You see?
08:59There's nowhere to park, it's all double yellow
09:02Just bang on your hazards and park where you like, Rachel
09:05That's what I do
09:06Yes, well, you shouldn't, Sue, I hate it when people do that
09:09Oh, not the multi-storey, Rachel, there's no time
09:12Yes, it will work out quicker
09:13Let's go, let's go
09:17You'll have to get out, Mum
09:19Okay
09:20Has anyone got a pen?
09:21Oh, yes, something?
09:22I have
09:23Oh, great Sue
09:24Come on, come on, go, go, go
09:25Just get out of the car
09:26No, no, I don't need to
09:27It won't work, Mum
09:31Oh, well done, Mum
09:32Okay, quickly, quickly, quickly, please, Rachel
09:34Thank you
09:35There you go
09:36How are you going to get the ticket?
09:38Okay, we'll just get out of the car
09:40Right
09:41Oh
09:43You all right?
09:44Got it
09:45Let's go
09:49Just hold it in, Paul
09:51Yes, thank you, Mum
09:52Great advice
09:53You all right, Rachel?
09:54No
09:55I think I must have twisted my knee when reaching for the ticket
09:57Oh
09:58Oh, gosh
09:59Sorry, hello
10:00Hi
10:01Hi, hi, hi
10:02Can we have some Imodium?
10:04Please
10:05And a knee support, please
10:06As quickly as possible, thank you
10:08Is that for the same problem?
10:10No
10:11No, the Imodium's for him
10:12Um, and I need the knee support
10:13I've been over squatting recently
10:15Well, we both have
10:16Chill out
10:17Er, we don't sell knee supports
10:19Oh, well, any kind of, well, strapping
10:21Something to make it less comfortable
10:24Please
10:25Where are your toilets?
10:26Oh, no, toilets are stuff only
10:28Well, this is an emergency
10:30Yeah, sorry
10:31Oh, sorry
10:32Oh, sorry, as in
10:33You'd rather me evacuate my bowels
10:35In your chemist
10:36No, don't do that
10:37No, don't do that
10:38Well
10:39Do you sell adult nappies?
10:40No, Mum
10:41No?
10:42No, no
10:43We're not going to do that
10:44I don't want to
10:45Ignore her
10:46There's a pub across the road
10:47Oh, no, I hate going to a pub toilet
10:49When I'm not a patron
10:52Come on, just hold it in
10:53I want these ones, Mum
10:55Right
10:56Oh, God
10:57Sorry
10:58Wow
10:59Thank you
11:00She can stay like that for hours
11:01Really?
11:02Easy
11:03I could sleep like this
11:04Amy, could you turn it down up there, please?
11:06Sometimes I think Katie's left the flat
11:08She's just squatting me on the sofa
11:10Oh, my God
11:11That has happened, yeah
11:12Sorry, our daughter's just rehearsing upstairs
11:14And that's good for you, is it?
11:15Well, let me put it this way, Rachel
11:17Yeah?
11:18This is great
11:19How old do you think I am?
11:20Ooh
11:21Go on
11:22Er, 36?
11:23Be honest
11:2434
11:25Last year I got ID'd at the cinema going to see Godzilla vs Kong 2
11:29Really?
11:30That's a 12, isn't it?
11:32Exactly
11:33Someone thought you were 11
11:34Or under
11:35The other day I went to get a train ticket and the guy in the booth goes
11:38Oh, I love this one
11:39Go on
11:40Why aren't you using your young person's rail card?
11:42And I was like...
11:43Yeah
11:44Because I'm 40
11:45I'm 40
11:46I know, it's mad, isn't it?
11:47Yeah
11:48Yeah
11:49Wow, what's this?
11:50Look at this
11:51This is a doggy piddle
11:52Yeah
11:53Yeah
11:54You do this every single day for 20 minutes
11:57You'll live past 100
11:58Okay, wow
11:59It's quite hard to prove that
12:00Drop a squat for me, Rachel
12:02Oh my gosh
12:03Yeah
12:04What, right now?
12:05Well, yeah, if I'm going to take you on I need to see what I'm dealing with
12:07Okay
12:08Go on, Rach
12:09Breathe
12:10Breathe
12:11Oh my God
12:12What was that?
12:13Was that me?
12:14That was awful
12:16Sorry, yeah, I do click, don't I?
12:18She clicks
12:19She does click, she needs a bar
12:20I know
12:21Bit stiff, bit stiff, bit old
12:22Yeah
12:23Oh, no, that's okay
12:24That's all right
12:25That's okay
12:26Thank you
12:27Now, just engage your core for me
12:29My what?
12:30Your core
12:32Engage
12:33Am I doing it?
12:34No
12:35No, I'm not, I wasn't
12:36That's all right
12:37Here's your whole example
12:38Oh, thanks, bub
12:39Hey, Dean
12:40Ooh
12:41I think you're punching above your weight, dear
12:43Well, we both are
12:45Yeah, I'm not sure it works like that
12:49So how did you two meet?
12:51Oh
12:52So
12:53I was in Costa Coffee
12:54Mm-hmm
12:55Katie was sitting at another table
12:56Yeah
12:57And when she got up to leave
12:58Yeah
12:59I noticed she'd left her phone
13:00Right
13:01So you returned it to her?
13:02No, I stole it
13:03Then later the phone rings
13:05So I answer it
13:06So I found it
13:07And arranged to meet up with her
13:08You know, collect the reward
13:09Okay
13:10And we got on really well
13:11It's romantic, isn't it?
13:12Almost
13:13Yeah
13:14So you got a reward?
13:16Well, I mean, Katie's my reward, really
13:18But
13:19Yeah, £80
13:20Don't tell her the part where I stole the phone
13:22Oh, I won't, I won't
13:24Okay
13:25Oh
13:26We're good for getting dunked on Sunday
13:28Er, dunked?
13:29Yeah, baptised
13:30Father Damien's agreed to do that for us
13:32Dunk the doughnuts
13:33Good to Godfather
13:34Oh, well done, Dean
13:35Yeah
13:36Yeah
13:37Oh, hi, love
13:38How's it going?
13:39Hi, Granny
13:40Are you looking forward to your big gig?
13:41Oh, yeah
13:42Nervous, but excited
13:44You were terrific at the lamb and flag
13:47Thanks, you said a few times
13:49Er, I actually
13:51About that
13:52Gee worries that, erm, you know, while we're still quite unknown, don't have many fans
13:59Well, any fans, really
14:00You've got me
14:01Exactly, that's
14:02Yeah, he's just wondering if you could maybe, and I'm sorry to ask you, but not come to our gigs?
14:11For a bit
14:12For a bit, just until you can blend in more with other people
14:16Is Gee still angry with me about killing George Harrison?
14:20Oh, no, no, it's not that, it's the...
14:22The dancing?
14:24Erm, yeah, just the whole thing
14:28The optics, you know
14:31Of course
14:32Thanks
14:33Sorry
14:34Who killed George Harrison then?
14:36Er...
14:37Me, maybe
14:38Unless he started smoking before 1961
14:42Hm, interesting
14:43Oh, my God
14:44Why?
14:45You like the Beatles, do you?
14:46Well, I like Thomas the Tank Engine
14:48And I know Ringo Starr does the voice for that, so...
14:50So, no, then
14:51No!
14:52Lower!
14:53Go low, or go high
14:54I think this is as low as it goes, actually, Casey
14:59OK
15:03Just head straight for the toilets
15:04It's all about confidence
15:05Well, I'm not confident, am I?
15:07This is why I find the modern world generally horrible
15:09This is the George
15:10This is where the christening do is happening later
15:11Is it?
15:12Yeah
15:13Oh, good
15:14Oh
15:16Oh, it's the ladies
15:23Toilets are for customers only
15:24Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know
15:25So, and it doesn't matter, because I am a customer
15:27I'm coming to the post-christening do here later, so...
15:30OK, so you can use the toilet later, when you are a customer
15:33OK, well, I can just buy something now, if that's...
15:35Sure
15:36OK, bro
15:37Do you have Horlicks?
15:39Don't get Horlicks
15:40A pint of Guinness, please
15:43A pint?
15:44Why are you getting a pint?
15:45Just get a half
15:46It's too late now, Sam, I've already ordered it
15:48Go on!
15:49And bro, bro, can you please refill my hot bot for me
15:54While I'm in the gents, my hot water bottle, thank you so much
15:57Oh, my God
15:58Sure
15:59And I'll have a shot of vodka
16:01Really?
16:02Yeah, just getting something to, um...
16:04I'm shedding myself a bit
16:05Oh
16:06Oh!
16:07I've got the Imodium in me bag
16:08No, no, I mean...
16:10I'm nervous about the gig later
16:12Oh, I see
16:13Could I have some ice, please?
16:16Sure, like ice water or...?
16:17Yes, but without the water
16:19My knees are very sore, I've been working out, I guess too much
16:22Just, you know, stretch them out
16:23Stretch them out
16:24Yeah, I'll stretch them out, I'll squat
16:25Yes
16:26You should be careful, Mum
16:27Look, don't worry
16:29You'll be amazing, I can't wait to see it
16:32You, uh...
16:33No, I mean, Sammy's film of it, afterwards
16:36No, don't worry, I, uh...
16:39I won't be there
16:40Where's the ice lady?
16:41No, I'm here
16:42I was squatting, which hasn't helped at all
16:46Can I order some nuggets, please?
16:49Dino!
16:50Go on, Dean
16:51Stunk the hunk
16:52Oh, well done, Dean
16:53Well done, Dean
16:54Let him have that water
16:55Incredible
16:56Go on, son
16:57Look at him go
16:58I baptise you in the name of the Father
16:59God
17:00The Son
17:01Jesus
17:02And the Holy Spirit
17:03No idea
17:04Oh, my God
17:05Yay!
17:06Well done!
17:07Dino!
17:08Dino!
17:09Well done!
17:10Peace be with you, yeah
17:11Wet teaser competition, anyone?
17:13Oh, it's lovely here, isn't it?
17:15Yeah
17:16It's really nice, Mum
17:18Just a shame about the sewage company
17:21Yeah
17:22Sarah
17:23What do you mean?
17:25Over 4,000 hours
17:27Discharging raw faeces last year, apparently
17:31Okay, Paul
17:32You ready?
17:33Er...
17:34Yeah, sorry, Father
17:35Where was this, Mum?
17:36Wasn't here, was it?
17:37So this is a full immersion baptism
17:39The best thing is to hold onto me and I'll guide you in and out of the water
17:43Well, okay
17:44It can mess you up, by the way, you know, the squatting
17:46Like, stuff can suddenly, like, ping or crunch, like, in your back and your knees
17:50So, like, if you want to get some straps or sport tape now
17:54Sport tape? No, I think I'll be okay, thank you
17:57You know, I'm naturally quite a flexible person
18:00Erm, and Katie says my technique is excellent, so
18:03Erm
18:04You got this, Paolo
18:06Oh, here he goes
18:07Keep your mouth closed, Paul
18:09I baptise you in the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit
18:14Yay!
18:15Woo!
18:16Okay, erm
18:17Yeah!
18:18That didn't work
18:19Huh?
18:20Yet your hands, they didn't go under
18:21Right, well, can I just pop it in now?
18:22We have to do it again
18:23What, the whole thing?
18:24Full immersion
18:25Some of it went up my nose
18:26Oh, my God
18:27I baptise you in the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit
18:31Oh, hang on
18:32Woo!
18:33Paul
18:34Woo!
18:35You have to keep your hands down
18:36I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
18:41Oh, God
18:42OK
18:43That's not going to work
18:44Get your hands, Paul
18:45You need to keep your hands in
18:46Alright, just give us a chance, alright?
18:47I'll get there
18:48I did make it look easy, to be fair
18:49Let's try again
18:50Can we tie him up?
18:51Right, off we go then
18:52Hurry up, Paul
18:53Yes, I know
18:54I've just downed a pint of Guinness, Mum
18:57OK?
18:58And Rach is still...
18:59Come on, Rach!
19:00Ah, ah, ah!
19:01Well, it was you that made us stop in the first place, and it was Sam who ordered food
19:03Yeah, I can't believe you ordered nuggets, mate
19:06What?
19:07My nuggets came quicker than your nuggets
19:09I wish mine were nuggets
19:10I wish mine were nuggets
19:11It was more like McFlurry
19:12Oh
19:13Are you alright, Rachael, love?
19:14No, Sue, it's my knees, they're rubbing
19:15Oh
19:16I just need something to sort of hold them
19:18Oh, I know
19:20Amy
19:23Come on help
19:25That's it now, how's that, Rachael, love?
19:26Yeah
19:27Pretty good, actually, mobility-wise
19:29Yeah
19:30Not sure what it does to my outfit exactly
19:31But I'm sure I could take a bit of a hand
19:33I could take a bit of a hand
19:34I was just...
19:35I was...
19:36That can't take a bit of a hand
19:37I was just...
19:38I know
19:39Amy
19:40Come and help
19:42That's it now
19:43How's that, Rachael, love?
19:44Yeah
19:45Pretty good, actually
19:46mobility-wise
19:47Not sure what it does to my outfit exactly
19:49outfit exactly but you look a bit like Robocop yeah you know it's starting
19:55right now oh god oh let's go let's go okay let's go Joe when's the actual
20:00water bit well can you drag it out can you sing another hymn no no don't do
20:04that do not do that Robin is suggesting that Katie and Chelsea step in as
20:09I can't hear it no way we will be there wait Robin we will be there all right
20:13that is a godparent promise a god promise just park closer to the machine
20:18mom I tried Amy I can do it just get out of the car mom Rachel oh I heard that oh
20:29god oh Rachel oh look I've done my back oh mom yeah oh I've done my back we're
20:34really late by the way yeah come on right there's a toilet in here hello everyone
20:47sorry
20:59oh right have you been shopping in TK Maxx again TK Maxx no it's tape the service
21:11started 20 minutes ago yeah well great I'm very ill hence the hot bot Amy can you
21:17sort us out a couple of chairs right well you shouldn't come to church if you're
21:20sick well you shouldn't dunk people in fecal water I mean why doing a river at
21:25all dad chill Jesus was baptized in the River Jordan okay well I'm guessing
21:30Anglian water didn't illegally dump sewage into that beforehand oh and that
21:35doesn't explain why she's wrapped in is that duct tape yeah it's duct tape that's
21:40what I said no it's not I got a bit carried away I've been doing too many
21:46squats not possible it is possible Katie I can't bed my knees sit down thank you she
21:52looks like a tin man that's a Robocop anyone silver basically can I continue
21:57with the baptism now yes I've just got a nip to the loo quickly very quickly I've
22:00just downed a pint of Guinness legend nope no time if you can't stand by the
22:05font as a good parent I'm afraid you'll have to sit it out okay fine forget it
22:10sorry Katie sorry Jelson I'm ready righto off you go oh my god no it's all right I just can't I'll just tip you out just tip it a bit
22:20well your legs hold thank you parents and good parents is it your wish for Atlas
22:25Bruce to be baptized in the faith of the church which you've all profess with you
22:28yes Atlas Bruce I baptize you in the name of the father the son and the whoa dad oh no
22:39what's he doing stop it oh Paul I said we should have got you some nappies oh gross oh my god what is
22:52this dad what is it do you do you seriously don't even know you're doing it she just strides mate huh
22:56oh my god I'm so sorry oh no oh it's my hot bot oh it's my hot but it's leaking it's not
23:06urine the duct tape and has lost its adhesion so it's leaking I've not wet myself well you have no
23:11I haven't not in a bad way no it's fine I'm fine carry on please oh gosh no hang on I'm about to
23:17um that's buckle if someone oh yeah oh god you know it's wet through the urine yeah it's not urine it's
23:27not urine it smells like urine oh my god it's not urine this isn't a great look at all I'm so sorry
23:34I baptize you in the name of the father son and it's not urine it's not urine it's not a willy one
23:55is it because I wouldn't like to see that what no it's George Harrison from 1960 smoking look
24:03um do you want any more pictures of Long Island iced tea we oh actually we know no we can't I'm sorry
24:21everyone just a quick um announcement um it is now ladies and gentlemen time to drain your drinks and
24:26your bladders and head over to bogeys there is this very first BB or TV my favorite barely
24:35oh amy Jessup will be
24:44Good luck. Go on in. Yeah, thanks.
24:47What are you doing, ma'am? You're not coming in?
24:49Er, no, no. I'll wait out here. It's a bit loud for me.
24:53What, here? You're not going to be lonely?
24:56Oh, no, no, look. I've got me lonely planet book.
24:59OK. All right. It's in there.
25:04Go get him, Amy!
25:06You ready? Yeah.
25:08Pretty good, yeah? I don't like it.
25:19Give it up for, um, Cold Sick.
25:21See you, Cold. Yeah, Cold Sick.
25:23Decent, lads. Decent.
25:25Next up, we have the G-Hypothesis.
25:33Good luck.
25:34What? How come you're here?
25:36Well, I'm not dead, Sam. I'm just not going out with Amy anymore.
25:39Oh, yeah, cool, so...
25:40Yeah, and I put up with a lot of terrible rehearsals,
25:42so I'd like to see the end product.
25:44And, you know, I missed you guys, so...
25:46Nice. Oh, sorry. My God.
25:48I mean, look at that. I cannot believe she's still squatting.
25:53You know, if that's what it takes to stay looking young,
25:57then you can shove it up your core.
26:00Yeah, look, I'm sorry if I make you feel old, Rach.
26:05Older.
26:06With my pot bot and my horlicks.
26:09Of course you don't. Is that horlicks?
26:11Didn't realise you were drinking horlicks.
26:13Yeah, I need it to settle my tummy.
26:14OK.
26:15Well, at least I'm not actually incontinent.
26:17Yeah.
26:18Yet.
26:19Ha!
26:20I will be.
26:21Ha!
26:22You know, I'm not scared of getting old.
26:25Hmm?
26:26Oh.
26:27As long as I get to do it with you.
26:29Hmm.
26:33Ah! My back.
26:35You all right?
26:36Yeah, I'm not really.
26:37We'll have a bath. We'll have a bath later.
26:39Stop it.
26:40OK, Bedford, let me hear it!
26:42Woo!
26:43Yeah!
26:44My name's Gee, this is Amy.
26:46Welcome to the Gee Hypothesis.
26:49One, two, three...
26:50Sorry, one sec.
26:51Um...
26:52What are you doing?
26:53No, it's...
26:54I just have to...
26:55I'll be back, I'll be back!
26:56Whoa!
26:57She'll be right back, sorry about this.
26:59She's just doing a...
27:00Doing a splash, isn't she?
27:01Where are you going?
27:03Amy?
27:12No!
27:13Oh!
27:14Here she is!
27:15Oh, yes, please!
27:16Where have you been?
27:17Brandon's down there.
27:18Yeah.
27:19God's changed.
27:20Sorry, I just wanted to, um...
27:22This is my granny, everyone.
27:23Yay!
27:24She's the coolest person I know, and she's met the Beatles, and, um...
27:27The Beatles!
27:28She has.
27:29Killed one, huh?
27:30Yeah, I just...
27:31I really wanted her to be here for this, so...
27:33Amy, I love you!
27:35And you, Graham!
27:36It's G.
27:37It's G.
27:38It's G.
27:39No.
27:40Oh!
27:41Hey, Maya.
27:42Thanks for coming.
27:43Aw!
27:44Aw!
27:45Oh, Maya!
27:46Oh, I didn't know you were going to be here!
27:48Aw!
27:49Alright, alright, let's hurry up.
27:50Come on.
27:51Go!
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