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Here We Go Season 3 Episode 2 - Full Movie
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00:00MUSIC
00:04You're not ticklish at all. Nothing.
00:07There's Shell in there.
00:10You've got to go to Stonehenge. Strong recommend.
00:13Where is she? Hurry up, Sue, or I'll be late for the dentist!
00:16Oh, all right, Rachel, but I've got to put my DVDs in the sheets.
00:21Oh, my God. Now, Paul, I didn't rewind them,
00:24but that's fine with DVDs, isn't it?
00:26Yes, Mum, we've been through this.
00:28Oh, look, Mum, the under-offer thing's gone from next door's for sale sign.
00:31Oh, no! Does that mean it's no longer under-offer?
00:33I don't know. I mean, it might have blown off.
00:36Have they pulled out?
00:37Well, they can't have pulled out. They won't have pulled out.
00:41No way. No way. We can go via the estate agent and ask them
00:45as long as we leave right now.
00:47Oh, Paul, I've dropped them. There's one rolling down the drive.
00:50Oh, I'm coming.
00:53OK. What do they look like?
00:56He's very smart and her coat's very orange.
00:59He's very smart and her coat's very orange.
01:02I've only seen them from behind.
01:04So, Dutch, maybe?
01:06What are you doing?
01:07Shh, shh, shh! Get out of here.
01:09Listen, there are some potentially Dutch people
01:11who have made an offer next door, so we're just trying to...
01:13Scare them off.
01:14No, spy on them.
01:15We'll be able to find out who they are.
01:16Right.
01:17What?
01:18Oh, my tooth hurts when I do that.
01:20So, don't do that?
01:21Oh, thank you. Thank you. Great advice.
01:23Or just go to a dentist.
01:25Aren't you supposed to be at school?
01:26No, it's a study day.
01:27Well, go and study, then.
01:28I am. I'm doing film studies.
01:30I have to make a 15-second horror film.
01:32Just film Dad eating a doughnut.
01:33Oh, yeah, very funny, Amy.
01:35Lots of people suck the jam out first.
01:37It's not that weird.
01:38It is.
01:39Why have you got your suitcase, Amy?
01:40Oh, are you moving back in?
01:42What?
01:43What?
01:44No, of course not.
01:45Granny said she'd do my ironing.
01:47Yeah, I did.
01:48Which ones are the horror films again, Sammy?
01:50Is it like Titanic?
01:51It's like...
01:52Have you seen It?
01:53What?
01:54Titanic?
01:55No, no, It.
01:56Well, the thing, Mum.
01:57Have you seen the thing?
01:58What thing?
01:59Where did you put it?
02:00Oh, just forget it.
02:01Maybe I'll get some for my film club with crudence.
02:03Bed sheets?
02:04Are you kidding?
02:05You're not getting your bed sheets ironed like you're Kim Jong-un.
02:07Yeah.
02:08All right, fine.
02:09And knickers.
02:10I mean, who gets knickers ironed, for goodness sake?
02:12Myers.
02:13Oh, are they?
02:14So, cut them down.
02:15I am.
02:16I have.
02:17I'm not touching Myers' panties.
02:18Panties?
02:19Oh, God.
02:20Pants, knickers.
02:21Never say panties.
02:22Yeah, this is all Myers, actually.
02:23I don't have anything that needs ironing.
02:24I don't have a job.
02:25And she's been doing overtime recently,
02:26because we've got quite a few bills, and you don't have a job.
02:29Yeah, so I'm trying to find nice things that I can do for her.
02:31Do you know what I mean?
02:32I'll do this.
02:33Paul, should I iron your tabard?
02:35It's a tactical vest, Mum, not a tabard.
02:37I'm a policeman, not a bloomin' dinner lady.
02:39Lady?
02:40What?
02:41Oh, man.
02:42Dinner man.
02:43Yes.
02:44No, I don't want you to eye increases into my tactical vest, please.
02:47The other officers already think I'm a bit square.
02:50Doorbell!
02:51You're the closest to the door, Mum.
02:52Yeah, but I've got bad tooth.
02:53You only have to answer it.
02:54You don't have to eat your way through it.
02:56Yeah, exactly.
02:57Oh, my God.
02:58Can I invite Maya to pizza night on Wednesday?
03:00Why?
03:01So you can have a free dinner?
03:02No, you should cheer her up.
03:04Well, both.
03:05Yay!
03:06I am.
03:07Now, watch out for the bump, please, the lovely lady lump.
03:10All right, all.
03:11Bump coming through.
03:12Oh, Cheryl.
03:13Yeah.
03:14It's a boy.
03:15I can tell.
03:16No, you can't.
03:17Oh, it feels like a whole bunch of boys, to be honest, though.
03:19There is so much kicking.
03:20I mean, there really is.
03:21It's like she's got the cast of Riverdance down there.
03:23They're coming out again, Paul!
03:25They're...
03:26They're coming out.
03:27Oh, we've got some Dutch people moving in next door.
03:29Oh!
03:30Holland.
03:31Yes, Holland.
03:32Any reason you're here, Robin?
03:33He wants sponsorship for his bungee jump.
03:36Bungee jump?
03:37You're going bungee jumping?
03:38I'm so sorry.
03:40Yes, I am.
03:41Yes, I want to do as much mad shit as I can before the baby slides out.
03:44So, if you'd care to sponsor me.
03:46Go on then, Robin.
03:47I'll give you a pound of bounce.
03:48Oh, it should only be one bounce, ideally.
03:51But thanks, Sue, that's...
03:52You doing a two, Cheryl?
03:54Is that a day?
03:55I've just had my hair done.
03:57Exactly.
03:58I mean, and you're heavily pregnant.
04:00Oh, what?
04:01Heavily?
04:02As in, you know, you're eight months pregnant.
04:04You look fantastic on it.
04:06Now, that is true.
04:07Yeah.
04:08And the baby would probably come out when I'm going back.
04:11Yeah, that's true, yeah.
04:12Goop on!
04:13And the old umbilical cord, nature's bungee rope.
04:15Can I film it?
04:17I need stuff for a horror film.
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:19Just a bit, Spielberg.
04:20So, it's 10am, Saturday, Box End Park.
04:22Hang on.
04:23Horror film?
04:24What?
04:25Why?
04:26It's not dangerous, is it?
04:27No.
04:28No, probably not.
04:29I'll check.
04:30Yeah.
04:31On www.google.co.uk.
04:33Just say Google.
04:35Come with me and Graeme to the death metal gig on Thursday if you want horror, Sam.
04:38Someone threw a dead pigeon on stage last time.
04:40Oh, yes.
04:41I love a bit of that.
04:42I've never been to a death metal gig.
04:43It's saying bungee jumps can make your eyes pop out.
04:46What?
04:47No, no.
04:48I do not want that, Robbie.
04:49Well, I don't want that.
04:50I don't want to be married to Popeye.
04:53I won't get Popeye.
04:54I doubt I'll get Popeye.
04:55I mean, it's a health and safety nightmare.
04:57Oh, God.
04:58Here we go.
04:59PC gone mad reporting for duty.
05:00Oh, that is witty.
05:01I like that.
05:02I'm just saying it's dangerous, Amy.
05:03I'm not being PC.
05:04Okay, fine.
05:05You're being boring.
05:06I hardly think pointing out the potential risks of a leisure activity makes someone boring.
05:11That's why the police hide you in the basement, so no one has to talk to you.
05:15They don't hide me, thank you.
05:17I am Manning the Evidence Store.
05:19Manning the Evidence Store?
05:20Oh, all of the other boys picking on you?
05:22Oh, no.
05:23They're just a bit angry with me, you know?
05:25What?
05:26Why?
05:27I told one of the Jamies about his leaving, too, and it turns out it was supposed to be a surprise,
05:31so I ruined it, sadly.
05:33Oh.
05:34One of the Jamies?
05:35Yeah.
05:36How many Jamies are there?
05:37There's four.
05:38What?
05:39There's four Jamies.
05:40That's a lot of Jamies.
05:41It's so confusing.
05:42Yeah.
05:43And they're all just so, like, hunky and spunky.
05:44What?
05:45So I guess they consider me to be sort of older and...
05:47Yeah.
05:48Boringer.
05:49Stop saying boring!
05:50I am not boring!
05:52Am I?
05:57No.
05:58I mean...
06:00Oh, my God, guys, that was like five seconds.
06:02You're not that boring, Paul.
06:04That?
06:05What do you mean, that?
06:07There's no need for the that, Mum.
06:09You're not boring, Paul will do.
06:11I mean, I'm a former Olympian, for goodness sake.
06:15Some of the most boring people on the planet, carry on.
06:17You've got some funny stories.
06:20Has he?
06:22Er, er, er, the pizza one?
06:24Yeah.
06:25Yeah!
06:26That's quite funny.
06:27Yeah, the pizza one?
06:28It's really funny!
06:29OK, I'll tell you what, Paolo.
06:31Join me on the bungee cord on Saturday morning.
06:33Nothing boring about that, mate.
06:34Problem solved.
06:35It's not a problem!
06:36Oh, my God.
06:37Rachel, am I boring?
06:38Yeah.
06:39It's Susie and Joe.
06:40The people by our next door, do you remember Susie and Joe?
06:42They don't sound very Dutch.
06:43No, they're not Dutch.
06:44They had a son that went to school with Amy, but then he left to go to a different senior
06:47school, so we lost Dutch.
06:48What?
06:49Milo's parents?
06:50Milo, yes, exactly.
06:51I always felt me and Susie had a real connection.
06:54I really felt that we were meant to be special friends.
06:57Susie and Joe.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Oh, didn't we do the school quiz again?
07:00Yes, yes, do you remember?
07:01Yeah.
07:02Oh, they were great.
07:03Can you imagine if they move in next door?
07:04Oh!
07:05Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
07:06Well, you should go and invite them over.
07:07Oh, my God, really?
07:08Do you think so?
07:09Yeah, yeah, thinking about our neighbours.
07:10I mean, you should go and invite them over one night this week.
07:12Oh, my God.
07:13OK, I'm going to bloody do it.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Susie, me and Susie, Susie and Rachel.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18Yeah, go.
07:19I'm so excited about this.
07:21Wow.
07:22There's no jam in the stomach.
07:24Yeah, that's...
07:25Very dry.
07:26Hmm.
07:27Yeah.
07:28OK, as quick as we can.
07:29Yes, yes.
07:32Hello.
07:33Hi.
07:34Sorry.
07:35We were just after some information.
07:37Um...
07:38Oh.
07:39OK.
07:40Hiya, hello.
07:41Hello.
07:42Good day.
07:43OK.
07:44Hi, hello.
07:45Hi.
07:46Hi.
07:47We're just here to ask about the house on Pinot Court.
07:4937, Pinot.
07:50Yes.
07:51What's your name?
07:52Oh, no, no, no.
07:53We're not stopping.
07:54I'm late for a dead disappointment, so...
07:55Yeah.
07:56Is it back on the market?
07:57Yeah.
07:58Only the under-offer strip's been removed from the sign, so we just wanted to know what was
08:00going on.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Yeah, no problem.
08:03If you just give me an email address, we can start your property search for you.
08:04No, we're not looking for a property, yeah.
08:06We're not searching for a property.
08:07That's not why we're...
08:08No, we are the next-door neighbours in Pinot Court, and we just need to know if number 37 is under
08:13offer or not.
08:14Yeah, that's literally all we need to...
08:15Yeah.
08:16So, four-bedroom houses with outside space, I don't know, is it?
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20No.
08:21No, no, no, no.
08:22We're just literally asking about this house.
08:23Exactly.
08:24So, if you could just tell us, is 37 Pinot Court still under offer?
08:27Is it still under offer?
08:28That's the only reason we're here.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Please tell us.
08:32No problem.
08:33So, what shall I put down for budget?
08:34Oh, my gosh.
08:35So, we're not...
08:36100 million pounds!
08:37Well, that's nuts.
08:38What, really?
08:39Yeah.
08:40OK.
08:41Yeah.
08:42I'm a cash buyer.
08:43I'd like to buy 37 Pinot Court for 100 million pounds.
08:46All right.
08:47Well, yeah.
08:48Can you just please tell us if it's under offer or not?
08:51No problem at all.
08:53So, let's start with your email.
08:54Start?
08:55It feels like we've been talking for, honestly, 15 years.
08:58Yeah, I'm definitely going to be late now for my dentist appointment.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Is it under offer?
09:02Is it?
09:03Why did the strip come down?
09:04Is it under offer?
09:05Please just tell us.
09:06Is it under offer?
09:08Paul.Jonathan.Jessup at Proton.me.
09:11Buyers pulled out a couple of days ago.
09:13Right.
09:15Did they say why?
09:18I think we know why.
09:19It might not definitely be me, Rach.
09:21I don't understand it, you know?
09:23I've been telling everyone at the station about my bungee jump
09:27and I'm getting nothing.
09:28Nobody cares.
09:29Well, you know, you can't force it.
09:31What?
09:32Who is it?
09:33Who is it?
09:34It's the dentist bastard.
09:35OK.
09:36Oh, I missed my appointment with him yesterday.
09:38What?
09:39You've been waiting ages for that.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Why is the dentist a bastard?
09:43Well, because he puts metal things in my mouth and it hurts.
09:46So, because he's a dentist?
09:48Yes.
09:49The bastard.
09:50Anyway, I don't need to see him now.
09:51Why?
09:52Because it's gone away, the pain.
09:53Gone away?
09:54I'm not sure that's how it works.
09:55Well, no, it's...
09:56With teeth.
09:57I think it can.
09:58I think they can heal.
09:59I don't think they can, Mum.
10:00No.
10:01Doorbell!
10:02Oh!
10:03Oh!
10:04That'll be Jo and Susie!
10:05It's not!
10:06It's Maya!
10:07Hi.
10:08Maya, how are you doing?
10:09Hey.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Good, good.
10:12I'm just exhausted.
10:13Oh.
10:14There's some people snooping around the house next door, by the way.
10:15Oh, no.
10:16That's Susie and Jo.
10:17They're coming here for dinner.
10:18Paul!
10:19They're here!
10:20How do I look?
10:21It's just...
10:22Tense.
10:23...made an effort with the...
10:24Why are you so tense?
10:25They know the people moving in next door, so Mum's excited.
10:26They might finally have some friends.
10:28We have friends.
10:30Robin and Cherry don't count.
10:31No, Amy, we have friends.
10:33We've got...
10:34Each other.
10:35Oh, no, that's tragic.
10:36We've got...
10:37Is that...
10:38What is that noise?
10:39Oh, it's Prudence and your grandmother.
10:41Sorry.
10:42Sorry.
10:43Who's Sarah?
10:44Yeah, this brings us an eight of them.
10:45Can you turn it down, please, Mum?
10:47It's a...
10:48Whoa!
10:49Whoa!
10:50What even is that?
10:51The human centipede!
10:55Well, can you lower the volume, please?
10:56We've got guests coming.
10:58No, Prue won't be able to hear it if it's lower than this.
11:01Really?
11:02I won't.
11:03Is it a pirate DVD, Granny?
11:04No.
11:05It's a horror one.
11:06No, I mean, sorry.
11:07As in...
11:08Where did you get them all from?
11:09Oh.
11:10Er...
11:11You know, Ken,
11:12the chap who sells movies out the back of his car
11:15in the Boating Lake car park.
11:17OK, well, then they're definitely pirate DVDs.
11:20And that's a crime, Mum!
11:22That's a crime, Mum!
11:23Stop committing crime!
11:25I do not speak like that, Amy!
11:27Yes, you do.
11:28They're here, they're here!
11:29I'm not boring!
11:30Oh, God!
11:31No, no, no!
11:32The door's straight away!
11:33Susie!
11:34Hi!
11:35Hi!
11:36Hi!
11:37Hi!
11:38Hi!
11:39Susie!
11:40We were just near the door.
11:41We weren't waiting for you.
11:42I forgot you were coming.
11:43No, I mean...
11:44Come on, then!
11:45Sorry we're so on time.
11:46We're just having another look next door.
11:48Yeah, our new house.
11:50Fingers crossed.
11:51Fingers crossed.
11:52Everything crossed.
11:53Everything crossed.
11:54It's back down, then.
11:55Oh, thank you.
11:56Thank you for shutting the door.
11:57Oh, nice to see you.
11:58Hello!
11:59Oh!
12:00Oh!
12:01Sorry, I didn't mean to kiss your neck.
12:02This is my partner, Paul.
12:04Hey, Paul.
12:05Nice to meet you.
12:06Nice to meet you.
12:07I thought you were Dutch.
12:09And, er...
12:10Yeah.
12:11When...?
12:12Because...
12:13No!
12:14No, Rach!
12:15Take it away.
12:17Er, well, Amy, you know, from Year 6, well, she's grown a little bit now.
12:21Come over here.
12:22We've grown up.
12:23Very tall.
12:24Very tall.
12:25And Maya, her girlfriend, also very tall.
12:27Very tall.
12:28Why are kids so tall these days?
12:29I mean, you know, if they...
12:31They might not be.
12:32I mean, very interested to see the stats.
12:34I would be.
12:35Genuinely.
12:36Er, this is our youngest.
12:38He has got a camera.
12:39He's got ADHD.
12:40He tends to film everything.
12:41I hope that's OK.
12:42I hope that's cool.
12:44Come on through.
12:45We ordered some pizzas.
12:46Oh, go on.
12:47Get the hell in there.
12:48Love pizza, yeah.
12:50Right in there.
12:51Ah!
12:52God.
12:53Sorry about that.
12:54Yeah, but...
12:55Just relax, Mum.
12:57You were amazing, Joe, at the music round, I recall.
13:01Oh, yeah.
13:02Well, you know.
13:03Misspent youth.
13:04Yeah.
13:05We were a good team, actually.
13:07Oh, we were.
13:08We really were.
13:10Oh, we can do quizzes all the time, now you're next door.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Well, the deal's not done yet, but...
13:15Barbecues.
13:16Right.
13:17I mean, this'll be us from now on.
13:18A glass of wine at four o'clock.
13:19One o'clock more likely.
13:20Two o'clock more likely.
13:22We can pull this wall down and make it one big house.
13:25Well, that wouldn't be structurally safe.
13:27Yeah, it was a joke.
13:28Yeah.
13:29But we can put a door in.
13:30We can put a door in.
13:31So, do you still do the archery, then, Paul?
13:34Huh?
13:35Oh, yeah!
13:36As in, no.
13:37No.
13:38I do not compete now.
13:39No.
13:40But I am a policeman now.
13:42Really?
13:43I know he is, yeah.
13:44Hang on, you must know Jamie, then.
13:46Do you?
13:47Um...
13:48Yeah.
13:49My brother Jamie's a cop.
13:50Oh.
13:51He's quitting next month to become a yoga teacher.
13:53Wow.
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:55Dad ruined his surprise leaving day.
13:57Well, not on purpose.
13:58I didn't.
13:59Not deliberately.
14:00I would never, um...
14:01But, yeah, I know Jamie.
14:02Yeah, I know Jamie.
14:03Really great smile.
14:04Smells real good.
14:05Huge.
14:06Yeah.
14:07He's got...
14:08He's a big guy.
14:09He's a big guy.
14:10Yeah, he's...
14:11I mean, yeah.
14:12Is that a diamond earring?
14:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
14:14Well, just a mid-life crisis, you know.
14:18In jewellery form.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Literally, you know.
14:21I'm turning 45 next week.
14:23Aw.
14:24Shame.
14:25It's no age.
14:26You doing anything to celebrate?
14:27No.
14:28No.
14:29These pizzas are delicious, by the way.
14:31Oh, thank you.
14:32Yeah.
14:33They really are.
14:34A really nice, thin...
14:35What?
14:36Yeah.
14:37And, um, some olive verde.
14:40If anyone likes green olives.
14:44Italy.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Do you?
14:47I, um, actually have a funny story about pizzas.
14:50Oh, yeah.
14:51Good, isn't it?
14:52Yeah.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Um, yeah, well, yeah.
14:55I mean, uh, I once went to, well, we all did, this, uh, this pizza place in Hitchin.
15:00All right.
15:01Mmm.
15:02Mmm.
15:03About five years ago now.
15:04We'd all been to the North Hertfordshire Museum.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Yeah, it's great.
15:07They've got some really interesting, um, displays about wool.
15:11Oh, yeah.
15:12About its value to the North Hertfordshire economy.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Right.
15:17Back in, um, well, through the ages, really.
15:18Yeah, we'll just get on with it.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Well, afterwards, I really fancied a pizza.
15:23Well, we all did.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Oh, no.
15:26Well, no, it was nice.
15:27It was nice.
15:28It was nice as well.
15:29Truth be told.
15:30And this, yeah, this waiter comes over.
15:31He's a nice kid, young.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Not Italian.
15:34And I, uh, and I ordered my pizza.
15:35Well, we all did.
15:36And, uh, and everyone's pizza arrived and I was just sat waiting for mine.
15:38Oh, God.
15:39I mean, it was fine.
15:40It was probably, like, five minutes or so.
15:41Maybe even less.
15:42Yeah.
15:43Three or four minutes.
15:44And, uh, in fact, Sam's pizza arrived late as well.
15:45Yeah.
15:46So, you know, it wasn't an issue.
15:47Get to the funny bit.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Anyway, I am.
15:50Anyway.
15:51Um, uh, so eventually, and I still can't believe it.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Yeah.
15:59So, you know, it wasn't an issue.
16:00Get to the funny bit.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Anyway, I am.
16:03Anyway.
16:04Um, uh, so eventually, and I still can't believe it.
16:07Uh, my pizza arrived.
16:12The waiter brings it over.
16:13A big smile on his face.
16:15Yeah.
16:16And it, my pizza was square.
16:24It was square.
16:25Oh, right.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Huh?
16:28Huh?
16:29Huh?
16:30Was it meant to be square?
16:32I don't know.
16:33Oh.
16:34I don't think so.
16:35No.
16:36Nobody else's was, but mine.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Mine was square.
16:40Where?
16:41Mm-hmm.
16:46What is that noise?
16:47Can you hear that?
16:48Yeah.
16:49Oh.
16:50What is that noise?
16:51Well, he's asleep.
16:52Oh.
16:53Oh, my goodness.
16:54Maya?
16:55Maya?
16:56Oh.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Yeah.
16:59You fell asleep during Dad's anecdote.
17:00Oh.
17:01Should we?
17:02Sorry.
17:03Unstandable, unstandable.
17:04Sorry, everyone.
17:05Pizza was square in the end.
17:06Oh.
17:07Square pizza.
17:08Square pizza.
17:09Yeah.
17:10Really unusual.
17:11See ya.
17:12Probably why.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Anyone for an olive?
17:16No.
17:17Doing a bungee jump next week.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Um.
17:21I think Jamie has mentioned you, actually.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Oh, yeah.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Have an olive.
17:27In what way?
17:28I think so.
17:29Sorry.
17:30Is it?
17:31Oh, sorry.
17:32Are you all right?
17:33No.
17:34Sorry.
17:35Is that your tooth?
17:36Susie's pizza.
17:37Is that really hurt?
17:38Oh, my God.
17:39Yeah, it is.
17:40Oh, no.
17:41That's horrible.
17:42Your tooth.
17:43Oh, my.
17:44I'm so sorry, Susie.
17:45No, no, no.
17:46It's fine, it's fine.
17:47Shall I get that?
17:48Yeah, if you just grab it, I think.
17:49Sorry.
17:50Yeah, just grab it and then I...
17:52Unless you want extra topping.
17:54No, I really don't.
17:55I should have done that.
17:56Sorry.
17:57No, I don't want to take it.
17:58Ugh.
17:59Don't film this, Sam.
18:00Oh.
18:01God.
18:02You and your bloody square pizza.
18:03We don't know why they pulled out, Rachel, okay?
18:04Well, we do.
18:05We do.
18:06We do.
18:07And your tooth fell out of the dinner table.
18:08That could happen to anyone.
18:09People who don't go to the dentist, mainly.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Yeah.
18:12That was funny.
18:13That was a good bit.
18:14Losing a tooth was a good bit.
18:15You didn't help, Sam.
18:16Filming it.
18:17You didn't help, Sam.
18:18Filming it.
18:19Yeah.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Yeah.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Yeah.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Sam.
18:29Filming them the whole time.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Oh, well, don't blame Sammy.
18:32Oh, okay.
18:33I'll blame you then, Sue, for showing them an absolutely disgusting horror film.
18:38Exactly.
18:39I thought the human centipede would be more like the hungry caterpillar, to be fair, hence
18:45returning them.
18:46This isn't the boat in Lake Car Park.
18:48No, I know, Mum.
18:49We're just dropping Rachel off at the dentist and then I will take you to your pirate DVD
18:53man.
18:54Ken.
18:55Yeah, right.
18:56I'll tell Prue to meet me here then.
18:58Ugh.
18:59Can I film you in the dentist, Mum?
19:00What?
19:01No, why?
19:02From a horror film.
19:03The death metal gig was useless.
19:04No.
19:05I haven't got Joe's number.
19:06No.
19:07I...
19:08We're not calling them, Rachel.
19:09No, I just...
19:10I need to get to Susie.
19:11I need to explain that we're meant to be friends and...
19:13Just go and get your tooth fixed.
19:14Okay.
19:15That's what I'm doing.
19:16We need to get another appointment.
19:17Is the door shut?
19:18Door!
19:19It burns me!
19:20Mash your door!
19:21I...
19:22I think...
19:23I...
19:24Not being...
19:25Not being negative, but I hate this.
19:26It's awful.
19:27I have to...
19:28I have to go.
19:29Okay.
19:30You're...
19:31One...
19:32Two...
19:33Three...
19:34Half...
19:35Shoulder!
19:36Put your foot down, Paul.
19:37If Ken has gone home, we won't be able to return our DVDs.
19:41Yes, alright, Mum.
19:42It's not my fault.
19:43Don't blame me.
19:44We've been waiting ages for Rachel.
19:45It was that dentist bastard, Sue.
19:47He numbed your jaw then, did he, Rach?
19:48He did.
19:49Much more than necessary, yes.
19:50Oh, bless you.
19:51Oh, bless you.
19:52It's awful.
19:53It's awful.
19:54I have to go.
19:55I have to go.
19:56You're my...
19:57One...
19:58Two...
19:59Oh, bless you.
20:00Oh, God.
20:01Have we seen Saw 2, Sue?
20:03I saw Saw 2 with you, Prue.
20:05Are you sure?
20:06I thought we saw Saw.
20:07We did see Saw, then we saw Saw 2.
20:10You saw Saw 2 too, Prue.
20:12Did I see Saw 3, though?
20:14Not with me, no.
20:15Oh, my God!
20:16Can we stop this, please?
20:18It's like being in the car with Dr Seuss.
20:21Right.
20:22Go on, then, you two.
20:24Go and get a refund on your pirate DVDs, as if that's ever happened.
20:28Come on.
20:31Is that the police?
20:33Hmm?
20:34What?
20:35The police?
20:36It's one of the Jamies.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:39Mum!
20:41Come back, Mum.
20:42Come back.
20:43You what?
20:44Come back.
20:45Why?
20:46It's Ken.
20:47It's the police.
20:48They're raiding him.
20:49Come on.
20:50This is what happens when you dabble in pirate DVDs.
20:53They're horror DVDs.
20:54They're horror DVDs.
20:55No, as in, just get rid of them.
20:57I can hide them in my poof.
20:59It's got a secret lid.
21:00No, you're not hiding them in the poof.
21:03I'm dumping them in the lake.
21:05The lake?
21:06They're not dead bodies.
21:07And they'll float.
21:08Oh.
21:09All right, find the bin.
21:10Come on, Sam.
21:11I could get serious drops if I get caught with these.
21:15Oh, Dad, look.
21:16It's Joe and Susie.
21:18Oh.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:23It's them.
21:24It's them, Rach.
21:26Through the police?
21:27No, Joe and Susie.
21:28They just walked past.
21:29Susie?
21:30Yes.
21:31Susie?
21:32Oh, my God.
21:33Should we do something?
21:34Can we do anything?
21:35Um...
21:36Um...
21:39What should we do?
21:42This is really creepy.
21:43Well, we have no way of contacting them, Sam, and...
21:46They're our friends.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Go and talk to them, then.
21:49Well, hang on.
21:50No, no, no.
21:51I can't do that.
21:52I think we're following them.
21:53You are following them.
21:54We should just turn around.
21:55Now, I need to know why they pulled out, Sam.
21:57If they think I'm boring,
21:58then they can jolly well say it to my face.
22:00And why would that help?
22:01Because I am not boring.
22:03They've stopped.
22:04Huh?
22:05Joe's making a call.
22:06Oh, no, they're going separate ways.
22:07What do we do?
22:08Let's stick with Susie.
22:09Okay.
22:10Hang back.
22:11Hang back.
22:12Wow, is that their house?
22:13I don't know.
22:14I don't know.
22:15Rach, this goes wrong.
22:16What?
22:17We shouldn't be here.
22:18It's fine.
22:19Let's go.
22:20Quickly.
22:21Where's she going?
22:23Okay.
22:24Okay.
22:25Okay.
22:26This is weird, Rach.
22:27This is really weird.
22:28It's fine.
22:29It is weird.
22:30It's really weird that you're following her in here.
22:33I agree.
22:34Let's go.
22:35I don't want to go.
22:37I don't want to go.
22:38Look at it.
22:39It's tasteful.
22:40It's like being born.
22:41It's like being born.
22:42It's fine.
22:43It's not fine.
22:44It's weird, Rachael.
22:45We need to get away.
22:47Can you go in first?
22:48What?
22:49Hello?
22:50Hello?
22:51Hello?
22:52Hello?
22:53Hello?
22:54Surprise!
23:05Rachael.
23:06What?
23:07And Paul.
23:08Who they?
23:09So, bye.
23:10So, what are you doing here?
23:13I don't have your number.
23:16And I wanted to discuss the house purchase.
23:18What?
23:19Have you been drinking?
23:20No, I haven't been drinking.
23:21No.
23:22Not a sausage.
23:23No.
23:24No.
23:25I've been to the dentist.
23:26I've been to the dentist.
23:27All right, okay.
23:28Sorry.
23:29Can we just reset everything?
23:30Reset.
23:31Reset.
23:32Reset.
23:33Reset.
23:34Absolutely.
23:35Don't stop it.
23:36Action stations.
23:37It's like Challenge Annika, isn't it?
23:38Hey, guys.
23:40Challenge Annika.
23:41Oh, hey.
23:42Sorry, excuse me.
23:43Hey.
23:44Oh.
23:45Oh.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:48All right?
23:49Happy birthday.
23:50What's going on?
23:51Um...
23:52I'm so sorry.
23:53Happy birthday.
23:55Um...
23:56Happy birthday to you!
23:58No, no, no, no.
23:59No, no, no.
24:00Don't.
24:01No, we had a surprise thing planned, but they, um...
24:04ruined it.
24:06Oh, right.
24:07Sorry about that.
24:08Hi.
24:09Hi, Paul.
24:10Hey, mate.
24:11Paul?
24:12Rachel.
24:13Hey, Jamie.
24:14Are you kidding?
24:15He's done it again.
24:16What is your problem?
24:17Oh, what is your problem?
24:18Why do you keep ruining people's surprise parties?
24:20Well, I didn't know about this one.
24:22No?
24:23And she said that they weren't planning anything for his birthday.
24:26Well, that was because it was meant to be a surprise.
24:28Well, yeah, obviously that makes perfect sense.
24:29Oh, gosh.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:31We will get out of here.
24:32I'm sorry.
24:33Can I...
24:34Can I...
24:35Can I just take your number, Susie, so that we can stay in touch?
24:37Come on.
24:38Because I haven't got it.
24:39Why would we stay in touch?
24:40I barely know you, Rachel.
24:42That's...
24:43That's why you weren't invited to this party.
24:45Yeah.
24:47Er...
24:48Makes sense.
24:49Erm...
24:50OK.
24:51Er, well, let's clear up the DVDs.
24:53We'll clear up the DVDs.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Come on, then.
24:56Let's get this...
24:57Thank you, Damien.
24:58Genuine apologies.
24:59Let's just get all these out your way.
25:00The Texas Chainsaw Mask of what, huh?
25:02Are these all pirate?
25:04They're my mums.
25:06They're my mummies.
25:07She's got a film club...
25:08She has.
25:09...with her friend Prue.
25:10Yeah.
25:11And they...
25:12Yeah, leave it.
25:13Let's go.
25:14Let's go.
25:15I'm so sorry.
25:16Come on, Sam.
25:17Coming.
25:18See you later.
25:19Have a good...
25:20Sorry, hang on.
25:21Just want to say...
25:22I am not boring.
25:23What?
25:24I'm not a boring man.
25:26So...
25:27That pizza story was solid.
25:29OK?
25:30It's gone down very well in the past.
25:31What story?
25:32OK.
25:33Well, basically...
25:34I went to the pizza restaurant in Hitchin, what we all did, a few years ago now.
25:38Don't do it again.
25:39Well, you don't know.
25:40It might work.
25:41The pizza was square.
25:42Yep.
25:43Is the ending.
25:44No.
25:46Funny.
25:47Yeah.
25:48And look...
25:50I just want to say, is that why you're not moving next door?
25:54Because I'm boring.
25:55Because...
25:56Or is it...
25:57Or is it her tooth?
25:58Because of my tooth falling on your people.
26:00Her tooth.
26:01What are you talking about?
26:02No.
26:03No?
26:04There's Japanese knotweed in the garden.
26:06Oh!
26:07What?
26:08Is that...
26:09That explains it.
26:10I found that thing.
26:11That's...
26:12That's bad.
26:13That's bad news.
26:14Oh!
26:15Is it?
26:16I'd say...
26:17It's the worst news ever.
26:19I can't believe this.
26:20No, don't top the piece of it.
26:21Japanese knotweed.
26:22Oh, for God's sake.
26:23Japanese knotweed.
26:24It's not great, but...
26:25OK, let's go.
26:26I'm sure you'll sort it out.
26:27Sorry.
26:28Bye.
26:29Happy birthday to you.
26:31Come on.
26:32Japanese knotweed, Rach.
26:33That's going to take years.
26:34Oh!
26:35I'm going to have to apply a glyphosate-based herbicide over several summers.
26:39Oh, dealing with this is going to be so boring.
26:41So you'll love it then, won't you?
26:43I probably will, yeah.
26:45I'm sorry your friends aren't moving in anymore.
26:47No, it's fine.
26:48Now we've got to know them, I've realised they're horrible,
26:51and I don't like them at all.
26:53Oh, good.
26:54What a happy ending there.
26:55Oi, oi!
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh, no!
26:58Robin!
26:59What's happened, Robin?
27:00Oh, what's happened?
27:01Well...
27:02Whiplash, innit?
27:03Yes, whiplash.
27:04Too much headbanging.
27:05The thick tip.
27:06From the old death metal.
27:07So you got into it then?
27:08Well, musically, it was a bit like R2-D2 being run through a wood chipper,
27:11but the people were lovely.
27:13OK, but hang on.
27:14Can you still jump?
27:15Probably shouldn't.
27:16No.
27:17So, yeah, sorry, Paolo.
27:18I think you're on your own, mate.
27:19Yeah.
27:20I wasn't going to do it anyway, to be honest.
27:21Really?
27:22I'm not a bungee jumper, Rach.
27:24Who am I trying to kid?
27:25I'm a 46-year-old man who enjoys watching Only Connect with a bottle of Marston's Pedigree.
27:31And if the Jamie's think I'm boring, well, let them.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Let them.
27:36Yeah.
27:37Wait, so no-one's doing it?
27:38We bought two jumps?
27:39Don't look at me.
27:40Sue?
27:41No.
27:42No.
27:43No.
27:44No.
27:45No.
27:46Ladies?
27:47Come on.
27:48What?
27:49What do you mean?
27:50It'll be fun.
27:51Fun?
27:52No.
27:53No way.
27:54Look at me.
27:55I'm knackered.
27:56That'll finish me.
27:57Or maybe help me bounce back?
27:58Yeah.
27:59She's weakening.
28:00Yeah.
28:01She's weakening.
28:02Here we go.
28:03Good luck.
28:04Thanks, Dad.
28:05Whoa!
28:06Don't get Popeye.
28:07Whoa!
28:08Take it!
28:09Oh, that's going fast there, innit?
28:11Oh, God.
28:12Be careful, girls.
28:13Oh, I love you, Mum and Dad.
28:14Oh, God, I can't look.
28:16I can't look up.
28:17Why did I represent this?
28:18I don't know.
28:19This is your fault.
28:20If we die, it's your fault.
28:22Okay, here we go.
28:24I can't say her name.
28:25Walk here, girls.
28:26Three, two, one.
28:27Are you all weird?
28:28Oh, my God.
28:30Oh, God!
28:31Oh, God!
28:32Oh, God!
28:33Oh, God!
28:34Oh, God!
28:35Oh, God!
28:36Oh, God!
28:37Oh, God!
28:38Oh, God!
28:39Oh, God!
28:40Oh, God!
28:41Oh, God!
28:42Oh, God!
28:43Oh, God!
28:44Yeah.
28:45It's actually quite boring, innit?
28:46It's really boring.
28:47Yeah.
28:49Feels great.
28:50We fought against him.
28:53Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:55A path for me.
28:58Got the strikes.
29:00Start right with lies.
29:02What's with this fire?
29:05It starts the feed.
29:08Hold your pride too tight.
29:13We have shown up your power.
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