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00:00Previously, on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:18Tuesday, I'm having a party.
00:19It's a celebration of life.
00:23Hot, hot, hot.
00:24We had a party for him.
00:25We did?
00:26The Rik party wasn't for him.
00:27It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists.
00:31I'm glad we had the conversation with Gertie.
00:33Thinks I'm moving forward.
00:34I feel like she's trying.
00:36We're going to need to teach her a little lesson.
00:38Hello, hello.
00:39Tonight, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight by exposing the lies.
00:44What?
00:45Oh, my God.
00:48I love Julia, baby.
00:50You want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass, and you do that.
00:53I am tired of you barking.
00:54Maybe this is your norm because you're married to us crazy, guys.
00:57Leave my husband out of it.
00:59You thought I played dirty games?
01:00This is extra dirty.
01:02Today's my party, and I can do whatever I want.
01:15Donnie, come back.
01:16Martina, come.
01:17The nanny will watch the boys for a little bit.
01:20Look how beautiful the sun's at.
01:21Look.
01:22I have you.
01:23We have each other.
01:24Yes, you do.
01:25We have the boys.
01:26We have the girls.
01:28Right now, everything in my life and Martina's life is about the boys.
01:32I mean, I was told boys are more active, and they definitely are.
01:38Guys, no fighting.
01:39Oh, OK.
01:42Our house is definitely not quiet.
01:46Speaking of which, we need to put on the sleep tonight.
01:50I'm still upset about Gertie and how she behaved yesterday at the event.
01:56Sounds like a good thing I didn't go.
01:58I would have been pretty upset.
01:59This is just so petty.
02:00I left, and Adriana, she thought that it would be good for me to go back and try to hash it
02:08out with Gertie.
02:09You showed the truth.
02:10Your truth.
02:11She's telling her truth.
02:13If you run, you look like you're wrong.
02:15Oh, I am not running, Adriana.
02:17I have nothing to say to Gertie.
02:19There's no hushing out.
02:20There is no hushing out.
02:21After having time to think about why Adriana didn't follow me, I'm starting to think that
02:27there is some kind of resentment towards me because my friends are Marisol and Alexia,
02:34and that they like me.
02:36And I just closed my eyes, thought about her for a second, and I just walked back in because
02:41I just had one question to Gertie.
02:43What was the point of you doing this?
02:46You promised, you said to me, Gertie, what I will do.
02:48You said, Gertie, you know what?
02:50You're not listening.
02:51What are you here for?
02:52What are you here for?
02:52Go home.
02:53Girl, bye.
02:54No class.
02:54I'm coming with sneakers on Cocktail Chic, baby.
02:59Oh, I got my sneakers.
03:02Actually, I wore these sneakers.
03:04These are Chanel sneakers.
03:05You're a queen of sneakers.
03:06I wore them to the Royal Box, and they said, no sneakers, but I'm like, but these are Chanel.
03:11This is, oh, okay, you can come in.
03:13They're okay with sneakers, but Gertie.
03:14But Gertie is not.
03:16Whatever issues she could have with me, I apologize for the water.
03:19I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you.
03:22I have no excuse for it.
03:25I thought we were moving forward.
03:28Okay.
03:28Progress is made.
03:29Not so much.
03:30Not so much.
03:31It's a serious thing when people have cancer, they survive it, and we're celebrating the fact
03:37that they survive, because 20 years ago, it might have been a death sentence.
03:41Now you get to live, and this is what she does at the event?
03:44It's a full-on construction site.
04:10It's a full-on construction site.
04:11It's a full-on construction site.
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:15Almost got stuck there.
04:16Wow.
04:17This door is serious.
04:18I know.
04:19It's like a castle.
04:20It is a castle, by the way.
04:21For a queen.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23Can we stop the construction for two minutes?
04:25Can we stop the car for a second?
04:27Massoud built this house with his ex-wife.
04:30After he got a divorce, Massoud and I moved to a condo.
04:33Then, Massoud wanted to move back in the house shortly after his divorce.
04:37I'm going to show you the whole house.
04:38It's about 22,000 square feet.
04:40Oh, my gosh.
04:41The ceiling height's 40 feet high.
04:44I said, it's never going to happen unless you let me completely gut it.
04:50It's basically unrecognizable.
04:52And we agreed.
04:54I wanted to feel like the home was mine.
04:56I didn't want to feel like it was one wife out, one new wife in.
05:00Yeah.
05:01When I first went into Massoud's house, it was not my style.
05:05It was so Persian.
05:07I honestly felt like there was a genie that was going to come out of the chimney.
05:10So this is going to be the master.
05:13I love it.
05:14Wait, Larsa, wait.
05:16Then you come to the grand closet.
05:20It's a little over 1,000 square feet.
05:23Is this just yours?
05:24Just mine.
05:25Oh, I love this.
05:26And this whole wall from here to over there is all Birkins.
05:30Oh, my gosh.
05:31Of course it is.
05:32I want a wine cellar.
05:34I want my own gym, a spa, a makeup room.
05:37I want staff quarters to have their own entrance so that they don't have to use my entrance.
05:42This is the whole backyard.
05:45We're going to be tanning naked.
05:48The cost of renovating this house could have easily just been the cost of purchasing a new home, but pay.
05:55He wanted this house, and I wanted to be fully happy, so we had to do what we had to do.
06:01This right here used to be the pool.
06:03I wanted the pool over there.
06:05The suit, I want him that every corner he turns, he's not reminded of the past.
06:09Yeah.
06:10I love it.
06:11The backyard is so beautiful.
06:12I'm going to have a housewarming party.
06:13We can invite all the girls.
06:14I would love it.
06:15Anybody that brings bad juju or fights, they're going to be escorted out.
06:18I mean, how crazy was the other night?
06:20It was too much.
06:23Well, I'm very opinionated.
06:24I have a lot to get off my chest.
06:25Wait, like what?
06:26Can I show you the rest of the house?
06:27Yeah, like what?
06:28What else do you have to get off your chest?
06:29I feel like you got it off your chest with Alexia.
06:31By the way, does she talk to everybody like that?
06:34If you want to be neutral and you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass and you do that.
06:37I'm not kissing anyone's ass and you need to shut the up.
06:40He thinks you keep bringing up Todd.
06:42And I know it's a very sensitive subject for her because I did hear her say that.
06:45I was saying, you're beautiful.
06:47You have so much to bring.
06:48If God takes out the garbage, you don't go back diving for it.
06:51All she's done is try to belittle and put me down.
06:54And that's not right.
06:55I have yet to go to one good event with you guys, honestly.
06:58No, there's some good ones.
06:59No, what do you mean?
07:00The boat's going to be really good on Friday.
07:02Before Gertie's event, Kiki and I had already planned an overnight yacht excursion for all the girls.
07:07But we only booked one yacht.
07:09And then it all went to .
07:10I think we're going to need two boats.
07:12Can you call and see if you can get another boat?
07:13Simon?
07:14Hi, Kiki.
07:15There's nine of us.
07:16I have the 100 foot sun seeker.
07:18I can have that ready for you tomorrow.
07:20Perfect.
07:21I got it set up.
07:22Okay, good.
07:23I didn't want to cancel because Kiki and I had planned this for so long.
07:26And just because two of the birds are not happy, why does the whole flock have to suffer?
07:31So here we have Kiki and Larsa.
07:34So even though you guys are in a good place, I think-
07:37You can keep Lisa.
07:39Just saying, you can have Lisa.
07:40I like Lisa.
07:41Sure.
07:42I think I should take Stephanie because I'm the closest to her and she's new.
07:44Okay.
07:45I wanted Alexia.
07:47If you want Stephanie and Alexia, that's calling for a disaster.
07:50I don't think they're in that bad of a place.
07:52Okay.
07:53So Julia for sure cannot be on my boat.
07:55I love Julia, but it's going to be crazy.
07:57Okay, so you-
07:58Because I know you don't want Gertie.
07:59So that me and Gertie have to be here.
08:01So I think you take-
08:02Do you want Marisol?
08:03Marisol is okay with everyone on my boat.
08:05Mm-hmm.
08:06But then I think we should put Adriana here because you okay with Adriana.
08:10I'd rather you take her.
08:12Let me call Marisol and just tell her.
08:14Hey.
08:15Hi.
08:16So we have two boats.
08:17There's not enough room on my boat, but Kiki has more rooms.
08:20And on my boat, it's going to be me, Lisa, Gertie, you, and Adriana.
08:26I don't like you guys.
08:27I do not enjoy being around Adriana.
08:30We're doing it overnight.
08:31She might come in my room and Marisol is okay with everyone on my boat.
08:33You're going to be in the middle of the night.
08:34Okay, we're going to work.
08:35Put you on my boat.
08:36Okay.
08:37I love y'all parties.
08:40I have bad track records with these events.
08:43And I think it's going to be entertaining.
08:45I think people that have issues are probably going to have a few drinks and then get it off their chest.
08:50Okay, I'm going to continue on with the tour.
08:52Okay.
08:53We only have another 10,000 square feet to go.
08:55Coming up.
08:56Go get plastic surgery on your bony knees because they need it.
09:00Coco?
09:01You're here?
09:02Hello.
09:03What up?
09:07You like it here, right?
09:08Yeah.
09:09I love that you're coming over more.
09:10We have this spot here on the beach.
09:11It's fun.
09:12After Todd filed for divorce, Frankie and I moved to a home in Venetian Island.
09:17We rented this house month to month because honestly, I don't know where my life is right now.
09:38for divorce, Frankie and I moved to a home in Venetian Islands. We rented this house month to
09:44month because honestly, I don't know where my life is right now. I don't know where I'm going. I don't
09:49know what I'm doing tomorrow. For now, I'm very happy here. It's important. You just got to keep
09:55yourself emotionally stable. You and Peter seem to avoid talking about talk a lot. Yeah, we do.
10:02Want to shoot some pool? Yeah. You know, I don't like to involve my kids. You know, my kids have
10:07gone through so much. My pain is their pain. So I think it's just easier not to talk about Todd.
10:13Take it easy on me, Frankie. Yeah, you're shot. Oh, you got it. You feel good, Francis? You feel
10:21better? Good. Stomach's gone down a little bit. You look thinner already. He does. And finally,
10:30we have a diagnosis. Frankie has been vomiting profusely and ended up in the emergency room.
10:37They diagnosed him with diverticulitis. Basically, you have to control it with a diet.
10:42So, like, I need everybody's help. There's certain things that trigger it.
10:45Of course. You want to eat? We're talking about food. Got you hungry?
10:50Yeah. I don't know about you, but, like, when Frankie was in the hospital for those three days,
10:55all I can think about was... Well, you saw me when I walked in.
10:59You started crying. You walked in and you were crying.
11:02I was crying. Yeah, and I saw you. I saw you. So it took me back to that 11 years ago.
11:10God damn it. Always a problem. Don't cry, Peter.
11:15The truth is, like, you've had it really hard. Not only for you, but then after when you were doing
11:19better, then your brother gets into the accident, you know, and then you leave to Paris and you're
11:23doing good, and then you come back and Herman dies. It's like, it was a lot.
11:31But now we're good. I don't want you to worry.
11:35Peter's life was so affected by his brother's accident because he always saw his brother,
11:40instead of being the little brother, as the older brother. Like, he looked up to Frankie.
11:45But now I see him, you know, more mature, you know, more, um, you know, at peace.
11:52Please. Please, man.
11:54I know. For us, it's a lot, because your brother and I, that's why...
11:57Yeah, crying, sad. No, relax. Done. No more.
12:02Because, you know, he knows that one day, you know, I'm getting older, and he will be responsible
12:07for his brother.
12:07When Herman passed away, I didn't put you as his guardian.
12:12And it's a big responsibility, but he believes, like, I got this.
12:20Peter, how old are you, Peter?
12:22Thirty-seven.
12:24Thirty-seven?
12:25No, that means I would be really, really old, or I had him at 20.
12:29Thirty-two.
12:30Thirty-two.
12:31Thirty-two, looking brand new.
12:33I'm excited for you. I think that this is going to be a good year for you.
12:37Yeah.
12:42Hi, how are you?
12:52Hello, how are you? Welcome.
12:53Good.
12:54Here she is.
13:10I love you.
13:12Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You look so freaking tiny. What the hell is going on?
13:15Thank you. Thank you. I'm trying.
13:16Oh, my God. Show me this bag, girl. That bag is everything. That color is amazing.
13:20Thank you. Thank you. I don't know, but a moment for these two. Wait. That's what...
13:23Ah! She's dead on arrival, huh?
13:25That is a good time.
13:27What is that? Don't tell me.
13:29No, no, no. No, no, no.
13:30There's a fire. There's a fire.
13:33Did you guys burn my Dior bag?
13:35My f***ing ostrich bag.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:38Baby Jean, the last time I saw her, literally, she was still in her preemie.
13:42She was, like, four pounds, like, a little pure bones.
13:45No, now she's, like, 90th percentile waist. He's, like, a little pudsticle.
13:50Doesn't she look like my dad?
13:52Something about her really reminds me of him.
13:54There was a blessing in disguise, right?
13:56It was a year in October.
13:59Everything about that was, like, a nightmare.
14:01So, remember, she came, what was it, six or seven weeks, clearly.
14:04She was in the NICU for 10 days.
14:06It was just... Then I had to leave the hospital.
14:08She stayed behind because she wasn't breathing well,
14:10and I felt guilty because I couldn't be there
14:11because I hadn't seen Grayson for almost, like, a week.
14:13It was a s*** show. It was a s*** show.
14:15Nicole has gone through a lot, you know, I mean,
14:17the sudden passing of her father.
14:19I want to extend all of our condolences.
14:21Your father passed away quite unexpectedly.
14:25Very unexpectedly.
14:26It's very serendipitous, right?
14:28Yeah.
14:29God gave it and God gave it away.
14:31It's a full circle.
14:32And I know that she's still going through postpartum,
14:34this emotional rollercoaster,
14:36so I just want to support her and let her take it easy.
14:39It's about her right now and her getting back to who she is.
14:41Cheers. I miss you.
14:43God, I love you.
14:44Because I'm trying to get her to get her groove back
14:46just like I am trying to.
14:47Thank you so much.
14:48It's amazing. Wow.
14:49I'm excited to meet Stephanie.
14:51The fact that she actually dated two years ago,
14:53whatever.
14:53Isn't that crazy?
14:55Wild. The world is this big.
14:56I know.
14:56Speaking of which...
14:57I feel like...
14:58I feel like we would get along.
15:00Sure.
15:00We speak all the time, so hold on.
15:01You know, listen, there have to be some similarities
15:03if the same man liked us both.
15:04And let me tell you, Anthony's piggy as s***.
15:06But, you know, she's petite.
15:08You petite.
15:08You got body, she got body.
15:09She got a plane, you got a plane.
15:11Bitch, yes.
15:13I love it.
15:13Yo, yo, yo.
15:15I want to do a quick hi and bye intro.
15:18Hi.
15:19Take it, take it.
15:19Oh, my gosh.
15:20How are you?
15:21You know, I'm a blonde.
15:22But then I was like, it's so damaging.
15:24It's so much.
15:25I was going to go red, but isn't that a lot of work?
15:27Like, to keep it red?
15:29I will die if you go red.
15:31We're going to be like twins.
15:32Oh, no, definitely not now.
15:34Stay blonde.
15:35Nicole's fabulous.
15:36Clearly, we have to have some similar traits.
15:39When I dated Anthony 20 years ago,
15:41you could tell that he was going to go far in life.
15:44I mean, nobody's really comparing private jets around here,
15:47but I'm just saying.
15:49Mine's kind of big.
15:52Er.
15:54Bye.
15:55Bye.
15:56That was cute.
15:58Sweet.
15:58It's funny because when I saw her hanging out with the group,
16:00my initial thought was like,
16:02ooh, I don't think she's going to get along with Alexia
16:04because, you know, there's like that alpha competition.
16:07And if you don't bend the knee, like, she doesn't do well.
16:10And Stephanie doesn't strike me as a knee bender.
16:11Oh, no.
16:12And the party that you were supposed to go to,
16:14I put the text message up.
16:15I redacted the names.
16:16It is necessary for me to set the record straight.
16:23Julia got embarrassed, and so they walked out.
16:25Stephanie wanted to go back in to hear
16:28what I had to say about what happened.
16:30They were like, oh, you're such a kiss-ass.
16:32And you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass,
16:34and you do that.
16:35There are these blind alliances, right?
16:37And I don't understand that because if I'm someone's friend,
16:40I will hear your story and be like,
16:41you know what, Gertie, that was wrong.
16:43Like, you know what?
16:44Maybe you shouldn't have said that.
16:46And I told you after you made the comment about the facelift,
16:48you got a facelift while Martina was in New York
16:51getting Timo.
16:52I told you, I was like, oof, that was tough, girl.
16:55I don't know that I would have gone there.
16:57That's what friends do.
16:58We're honest with each other.
16:59I tell you if I think you stepped out of line,
17:00but these girls, no.
17:01They're like horses with those things on.
17:03But they're blinders with, you know, when they want to be.
17:06Am I proud of the way that I acted at my party?
17:08Would I have done this as a first choice option?
17:10Of course not.
17:11The fact is that I tried every other way with everyone
17:13to try to get them to really listen to me.
17:16They pretended to, right?
17:18But there was already a predetermined notion
17:20of who's in the right and who's in the wrong.
17:22And that's the reason why I was pushed to where I went.
17:25I just don't understand what happened.
17:27We were all really good friends.
17:29Remember the day after your surgery,
17:30we picked up smoothies and Julia and I went to visit you.
17:33We sat in your bed.
17:35Friend voices are here.
17:37Julia brought this.
17:38Hi.
17:40I feel like there's been a big shift in Julia
17:44because I never even see Julia hanging out with Adriana anymore.
17:47We saw this over the summer.
17:49You and I were kind of like, what's going on there?
17:50Like, she's been really into Marisol and that's fine.
17:53But not that the detriment of folks are ruining them.
17:55It's getting thirsty.
17:56You know in middle school,
17:57that new girl that comes in
17:59that really doesn't have any friends,
18:00so she kind of makes up friends with whoever,
18:03and then they become like friends,
18:04but then all of a sudden she discovers the cool people
18:07or what she thinks is like the cool people.
18:08The pick-me girl, that's what I call her.
18:09And she leaves the other friends.
18:11Yeah.
18:11What would it take
18:12for you to come back to our group?
18:21Two babies.
18:22Bitch.
18:23Hmm.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:39Such a beautiful day.
18:40I can't wait.
18:41Hi.
18:43I'm Kiki.
18:43It's nice to meet you, Kiki.
18:44Very nice to meet you.
18:45You're so pretty.
18:45Oh, thank you, babe.
18:46Girl, I am.
18:47I can step on the stairs.
18:48Woo.
18:49Oh, my goodness.
18:51For someone who loves yacht life,
18:54I don't know how to swim.
18:58Hello.
18:58Guys, my dress is kind of long.
19:00Hey, guys.
19:01There you go.
19:01Welcome aboard.
19:02Hi.
19:02How are you?
19:02Welcome aboard.
19:03So nice to meet you, guys.
19:04So this is our Astonish,
19:06our 94-foot San Lorenzo.
19:07I love it.
19:08It's beautiful.
19:08When you think of Miami yachts,
19:11you think of luxury, the lifestyle.
19:18Hey.
19:19And this is the master,
19:21where all the magic happens.
19:23This is where I'm going to be
19:23humping myself.
19:24No, I'm just kidding.
19:25Being on a yacht is super fun
19:27because you don't have to do anything.
19:29There's crude, jet skis,
19:32and champagne at all times.
19:33Hello.
19:35This one's very heavy.
19:37How's my mixers?
19:40Hello.
19:42Is that Ebony?
19:44Yeah.
19:47Ebony, I've known for years
19:49and years and years.
19:49And also, she knows Kiki.
19:51She knows Gertie.
19:52Oh, my gosh.
19:54And she's just been a great friend.
19:57She always has my back.
19:58Hello, Adriana.
19:59Hi, girls.
20:04Hi.
20:05Hey.
20:06Hi.
20:07Welcome home.
20:08I know.
20:09Welcome home.
20:10Welcome home.
20:10I know it's going to be a fun,
20:12great weekend.
20:13I'm so excited.
20:15I totally need this.
20:16Hi.
20:17Hi.
20:18No hard feelings,
20:19but I'd probably rather not be
20:21on the boat with Stephanie.
20:23Hi.
20:23Hey.
20:25Hey.
20:25The loud one.
20:27I don't know.
20:28Is it too soon to throw someone underboard?
20:31Overboard, not underboard.
20:34Where am I sitting?
20:36We're just over there.
20:36Cocktails.
20:37We just found out you're not staying with us.
20:39No.
20:40Okay.
20:41I'm going to go on a little quick trip to Canada
20:44with my hubby.
20:46That's nice.
20:47What's in Canada, though?
20:47Why did you bring a home there?
20:49We love it.
20:49He sent me these flowers with a note
20:51before Larsa told me about it.
20:52He does that?
20:53Yeah.
20:55It's always that we can go at rest.
20:57Over here.
20:57She can go have some fun with Masood.
21:00You know, I think that that's what she should do.
21:02Yeah.
21:03At one point, we're going to tie
21:04both of the yachts together,
21:06and then Gerdie will drain us
21:07on Larsa's yacht for dinner.
21:10Yeah.
21:10But it's unfortunate that
21:11we had to split the group.
21:13Larsa and I,
21:14we were actually fighting
21:15on who gets on whose yacht.
21:17But Marisol said
21:18she didn't want to be on the same yacht
21:20with you.
21:21Me?
21:22It would be a nightmare.
21:23Why?
21:24So she decided
21:25she would rather split room
21:27with Alexia
21:28on the other yacht.
21:29I felt good.
21:30I felt...
21:30No, I don't want to be
21:31on Kiki's boat with Adriana there.
21:32I would have to look at the face,
21:34get the digs,
21:35the comments.
21:36I want to have a good time.
21:37Totally.
21:37I mean, I totally understand, Marisol,
21:39because if I would be put
21:40on Kiki's boat
21:41with Gertie there,
21:42I would have said,
21:42I'm sorry, guys.
21:43How sick was that?
21:44That was awful.
21:45I'm sorry.
21:45I was waiting for the bucket
21:47of blood to fall.
21:48But it was like a horror movie.
21:49So wait,
21:49Gertie is coming later.
21:51I'm not looking for
21:52joint dinner tonight
21:53with everybody.
21:54So how long are we going
21:55to be here?
21:56We're going to be...
21:56We're ready to go.
21:57I guess it's...
21:57Oh, we're ready to go.
21:58No, no, no.
22:00I have a little boat
22:01that's coming.
22:02Oh, okay.
22:03Yeah, yeah.
22:04Know what the problem
22:05with Marisol?
22:06She has no empathy
22:07with her dry bony,
22:09shriveled up dry ass.
22:12Hi, Daddy.
22:14You want to come aboard?
22:15You are so hot.
22:16There's a party here tonight.
22:18A party for three.
22:19Au revoir.
22:27Cheers, guys.
22:29Hopefully we make
22:29good memories.
22:32Is that the mean
22:33girl's boat?
22:34The problem with Marisol,
22:35she has zero talents.
22:36Zero, zero talent.
22:40We need to take this.
22:41Sorry, it's the truth.
22:44Does this have a stabilizer?
22:46Of course it has a stabilizer.
22:47Well, this is not
22:48very stabilizing.
22:52I'm talking.
22:53Woo!
22:54Hello!
22:55You know, sometimes
22:56they try to rape you.
22:57I heard about it.
22:58Dolphin rape is a serious thing.
23:05I'm drunk already.
23:06I better eat.
23:07But Marisol,
23:08the ringleader,
23:09with her damn dry knees,
23:11does not allow people
23:12to make their own penis.
23:13Maybe it was a bad idea
23:15to tell Adriana
23:17why Marisol
23:18didn't want to come
23:18on my yacht.
23:19She's manipulative
23:20and she's cunning.
23:21The fake Birkin bags
23:22and the cubic zirconia rings
23:25would not absolve you
23:28from the evilness
23:29of your soul.
23:34This is so pretty.
23:36Oh, my God.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:37I love this.
23:38I think we're next
23:40to the girls.
23:41That's good.
23:42And more champagne.
23:43Are you guys cool now?
23:44Oh, my God.
23:46We've always been cool.
23:47We've always been cool.
23:48But I don't like
23:49that you said that I bark.
23:50You did.
23:51You do.
23:52Well, so do you.
23:53And you're like a chihuahua.
23:53But you barked at me first.
23:55I'm like a Rottweiler.
23:57Really?
23:57Yeah.
24:00I'm more like a wolf.
24:01I'm more like a lion.
24:03What about...
24:03Well, the wolf's...
24:04Hello.
24:06Hey!
24:08Steph, you all look so cute.
24:11You look so cute.
24:12You look like a pin-up.
24:13So cute.
24:14She does.
24:14She looks like a pin-up.
24:15What up, bitches?
24:18Hi, please.
24:20Thank God I'm not on that boat.
24:22Steph, you're in the wrong boat.
24:24Okay, loco.
24:25We came to have fun.
24:27Cheers.
24:28Cheers.
24:28It's okay.
24:29You get it?
24:29It's fine.
24:30You get it?
24:30Yeah.
24:30You're the one that induces the craziness.
24:33You see?
24:34She doesn't stop.
24:35She doesn't stop.
24:36That's why I'm not on that boat.
24:39I know.
24:39I hurt.
24:41I hurt.
24:41I hurt.
24:42I hurt.
24:43I hurt.
24:43I hurt.
24:44You don't know how to be nice.
24:46Wait.
24:46We're not even...
24:47You don't know how to stop manipulating everybody.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:55You don't know how to be nice, man.
25:14You don't know how to be nice.
25:15Wait.
25:16We're not even...
25:16You don't know how to stop manipulating everybody.
25:19off, you old whore.
25:20I don't know what got into Adriana.
25:25Adriana is a not fun drunk.
25:28Not like Marisol.
25:30Adriana just turns nasty.
25:32Someone needs to give her a biscuit or something to sober her.
25:35Drinking is actually f***ing poison.
25:37It is.
25:38It's poison.
25:39That's why I stopped drinking except for today.
25:44Stephanie, you tenders ready whenever you are?
25:47Let's get a little shade over here.
25:49They lured my best friend in there
25:52because she's trying to be with the cool girls.
25:57It's a concert.
25:58No para conmigo.
26:00One day, she's going to realize they're not cool girls.
26:03They're like mean cougars.
26:07Before I go, I just want to say that I truly hope
26:10that you guys have a great time
26:12and there's no arguing for once.
26:13Your bony knees because they need it.
26:17Your wrinkled knees.
26:18This bony ass got three husbands.
26:24She can help herself.
26:25She sees me and something sets her off.
26:28She was an asshole on the bus to the narcissist party
26:31and she kept snapping at me.
26:32And you go under the belly and you do your little thing under the belly.
26:36But it feels good when I rub under the belly.
26:38But that's not how I roll.
26:40I go right in your face and I talk to you.
26:42Okay, all right.
26:43She's an asshole.
26:44That's my answer about Adriana every time.
26:47Take it to the bank.
26:49Bye!
26:50Bye, guys.
26:50Bye.
26:51Oh, take me to my husband.
26:53Take me to my husband.
26:55Ladies.
26:55Capitan.
26:56We have the jet skis prepared for you.
26:57You ready for the jet ski?
26:59Yeah.
27:02Larson's butt.
27:04Larson's butt.
27:08That's why I like helping.
27:09I've touched it.
27:10I've squeezed it.
27:11And I've gone back for seconds and thirds
27:13because it's so delicious and fluffy.
27:15Alexi, you're getting all with me?
27:16Yeah.
27:17I'll get on with him.
27:18And there's no cellulite.
27:20That thing is perfection.
27:22No wonder she gets all those hot boys.
27:29It's like we're James Bond.
27:36Okay.
27:38Let's go James Bond style.
27:40Phew.
27:49Wow.
27:49Wow.
27:50What are we doing?
27:53We're shooting those out of girls.
27:54Oh, I'm ready.
27:55We're going to break them.
27:59We're really good drivers, Alexia.
28:01Yeah, we're doing pretty good.
28:03Permission to come aboard.
28:04Do not tell anybody that we're coming.
28:07Do not say anyone that we're going that way.
28:08Okay, that's what it's going to tell you.
28:10What would your Bond girl name be?
28:13A Bond girl name is usually like a foreign name, right?
28:16Pussy galore.
28:17What?
28:18That's a stripper name.
28:20You can call me Sasha Succulent.
28:23Because her name sounds like she do suck.
28:27Lisa Nockstein knocking the man with one glance.
28:30You're making me wet.
28:45I'm making you wet.
28:47That's Adriana torturing me.
28:50Stop it.
28:51It's not funny.
28:52God.
28:54Good job.
28:55Piece of shit.
28:56Barisol is just like the wicked witch that the minute you spray with water, she starts melting.
29:01And clearly, I'm glad that the good witch.
29:05No doubts about it.
29:08Have a sense of humor.
29:10How is this?
29:11I'm going to just stop.
29:13We're just trying to lighten the mood, you know.
29:15Yeah.
29:16Is it funny?
29:16It's funny from some people, not others.
29:18Why?
29:19Because you have like a vendetta against me.
29:22So whatever I do is never funny to you.
29:23Can we have drinks first, please?
29:24Yeah, we're being so boring.
29:26Okay.
29:27Oh.
29:27Oh.
29:28I used to be really good at that game of the carnival.
29:32Adriana's ready.
29:34Oh my gosh.
29:35She's, oh my.
29:37Cut.
29:38Cut.
29:39No more drinks for her.
29:41Listen, now I know how she pays her mortgage.
29:48What happened to Stephanie?
29:49She went to Canada, actually.
29:53What a dream.
29:55I would have chose Canada, too.
29:56Well, you guys, it's 4.30.
29:58We have an hour, but we're going to come back here for dinner.
30:00So we have an hour if you guys want to change.
30:02I'm going inside.
30:03Okay, that's perfect.
30:04It's blended.
30:04Perfect.
30:08Oh my God, it's so much sun.
30:10Shade break.
30:12Why are we so apart from each other?
30:16Oh, yeah.
30:18Good question.
30:19Out of curiosity.
30:21Yes.
30:22Why did the other night at Gertie's event,
30:26you did not go back with me and stay behind?
30:32I'm going to go.
30:33I'm just trying to talk to her.
30:34I know.
30:34I don't want to talk to her.
30:36That was disgusting.
30:37I just don't understand.
30:38What was this?
30:39Because somebody, somebody needs to mediate.
30:43What Gertie did was wrong.
30:45It was wrong.
30:46I'm not condoning it.
30:47Who is going to be back to bring some kind of sense between the two of your life?
30:52Why do you have to bring back?
30:53Gertie has to do it herself.
30:54Sometimes.
30:54Why did you talk to Alex and Marisol when they call me a liar in New York?
30:58Because you were friends for years, Adriana.
31:00And you sat there and did nothing in my response, in my defense.
31:03Because you were friends for years.
31:04I needed to listen to the point of view.
31:06I needed to understand where they're coming from.
31:08That was the same thing I did, baby.
31:10And it was...
31:11The same thing I was doing.
31:12Julia started this when the whole water throwing happened.
31:18Gertie planned this whole event.
31:21How perverted and deranged.
31:22To me, putting receipts on a wall is more benign than throwing a glass of water on somebody's face.
31:29But God forbid Julia gets called out about anything.
31:33But what now?
31:34From now on, what?
31:35Gertie's coming in a few hours.
31:37You know how she is.
31:38She probably will throw some pics at me.
31:40Will you hold her up comfortable?
32:00Oh my God, it looks like a vagina.
32:02Oh my God, seriously.
32:05I'm sorry, it kind of does.
32:10Oh my God.
32:14Oh, you got the glitter, Simon.
32:19Kiki, the food is so amazing.
32:21Good evening, good evening, good evening, Kiki.
32:22Hi, sorry.
32:23Good evening, Gertie.
32:24Good evening, Gertie.
32:25The food is so good, Kiki.
32:27I picked a chef.
32:28Thank you so much.
32:30It shows.
32:30This is my favorite meal right here.
32:32The gum.
32:34It's a stew.
32:35It's so good.
32:36I wanted to handpick every single dish so you girls can have a little piece, a little taste
32:40of Haiti, which is part of our cultures.
32:42A little taste of you?
32:44Mm-hmm.
32:46Gertie's here.
32:47I'm so happy that she's...
32:51I know.
32:55Can you have some fun?
32:58Mm-hmm.
32:59This is silly.
33:01We're on a yacht.
33:03Can you have some fun?
33:04Everyone needs to lighten up.
33:05Mm-hmm.
33:06I think somebody has to do something.
33:08You guys, I think we should do a little exercise.
33:12We should go around and we should say positive things that we like about each other.
33:18Okay.
33:18Adriana and Marisol.
33:21Yeah, I got it.
33:22Um, I like her fashion sense, and I like that she's loyal to Alexia, like nobody's business.
33:29Yes.
33:30Okay.
33:31Good things, Marisol.
33:32Yes.
33:33I'm gonna try here.
33:36Um, she's gonna gag.
33:38No, I'm trying.
33:39I'm really, like, um...
33:40Your ex-boyfriend, he hit me up and said, I'd like to take you out to dinner.
33:44I'm no longer afraid of your poison.
33:49Go get plastic surgery on your bony, wrinkled knees.
33:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:56Um, I think it's really cool that you play the piano.
34:00I wish I could play the piano.
34:03Yeah, nice and funny.
34:04Yeah, that's really nice.
34:05Proud of you both.
34:07Okay, who else?
34:08Come on.
34:08I would love to hear Gertia and Julia.
34:13You guys had some issues.
34:15Let's forget about those for now.
34:17Yeah.
34:17and what do you admire Julia you have a compassionate heart and it shows in
34:24everything that you do for embracing of these two new children in your life and
34:27making them your own and giving them the most amazing future I like it I love it
34:32yeah you know how to throw fabulous parties well I also appreciate how you
34:37honestly share your emotions and without any I cannot hide my emotions I'm like
34:48the worst actress in the world but I thought after we saw each other and we
34:56had a conversation how we will move forward we share the same desire to move
35:01forward yes you know what if somebody in our group will ask me how did it go
35:08it's between you and I honestly thought we did move forward and I got hurt again
35:13when somebody calls you horrible names and it's gonna stick in your head but you
35:18want to move past it how do you forget it I asked Daniel that question because he
35:23was there to help us it was a perspective that you had that I took a different way
35:28and I just felt that I had to react in such a manner that may not have been you
35:35know amicable towards you I have a question like why did you do that at
35:41your event nobody here thinks what you did was okay nobody thinks really nobody
35:45thinks and I'm not here to take accountability and counsel about who
35:48thinks what do you care about but do you care how is it affecting you is my
35:52question I'm not saying sorry for it this feeling has happened to me before of
35:58course I mean listen I was this tall age 9 they're made fun of my name and I was
36:03isolated up to an area where the kids who didn't speak English were definitely
36:09affecting how I get triggered the way I came to this country you know there's a
36:13sense of isolation and abandonment but you know what I am not interested in
36:19kissing anyone's ass I am a lonely lioness not a following sheep it was a reaction to
36:25what I felt was a betrayal again well that's the only thing who do I owe an apology to I did it and
36:30that's what it is you walked out like it was a dick pic it was like it was like oh my god a dick pic
36:34I'd rather a dick pic any day she could have she could have done a whole collage of dick pics
36:38and I wouldn't have been offended I don't even know how she's making a comparison with a dick pic
36:43versus the humiliation text that she put for Julia this is not healthy I didn't have a chance to at all
36:52for all these months leading up to me being back in the group to express myself and no one did it in front
36:57of all of us she also assaulted and screeched on the top of her lungs at your wedding somebody open
37:05this wine I need somebody to open the wine where are you Adriana at the bar it's a bigger priority for
37:14Adriana right now to open a bottle of wine then defend me I understand your friendship with her and
37:19it's remarkable that you really run deep with her it's fine you won't listen to my side of the
37:24story did you read the text message did you read it did you read it did you even read the text no I
37:34still have no idea what this text was about would you like to read them there's 500 messages okay hi
37:41babe you good a lot of babes in here babe babe babe like I don't see anything that says bitch I
37:47don't feel like these text messages should be released to strangers because I know both these
37:52parties and I don't care but that was like a sabotage booby trap and that's really nasty and
37:58calculated sorry all trying to be friends and support each other and love each other how is that
38:03deterring from anything the way that you did doesn't feel like you care about any of us you could do the
38:08same thing to me so she could throw water at you too so what was that what about it I don't know
38:12that was never cool we never said it was cool so the question is I guess do you want to have a
38:17private conversation because if you need time to move forward about something that you're stuck on
38:22then we need to deliberate more absolutely yes we should have a conversation in private yes I think
38:27now the feelings are too raw I think we should just give it some time and then absolutely have
38:33a conversation like two adults who are trying to move forward absolutely
38:47yeah are you here hey I hope you slept good oh my god I did actually let's go up
39:17upstairs I want some coffee I want OJ drinks yeah oh where's Adriana do you remember how much of
39:27yesterday did you have a cute drink all I had was one one ball of champagne
39:35I'm not feeling so proud after that drunken escapade in the yacht and I feel like I could have not let
39:47the alcohol speak I'm hoping for a better outcome of a next day
39:57should I call Stephanie yeah I bet the weather's delicious in Canada nice cool I like cold weather good morning what are you doing we are just about to have coffee and breakfast say hi good morning when are you back
40:25when are you back
40:26I'll be back in a couple hours
40:28oh okay
40:29it was date night in another country it was very quick
40:30oh so cute
40:32I missed you guys did you guys have fun
40:34uh that was great we had so much fun yeah get it okay all right don't ask me why
40:41I need a fresh cock
40:47what about you look without you're not going to find anything no the kind I make with
40:51I should watch it well hold on where was the rottweiler did she like bark oh that's you
40:57you Stephanie wait you told me yesterday I was a chihuahua and you were the rottweiler
41:02you're like a chihuahua you barked at me you barked at me first I'm like a rottweiler
41:06it is way too early in the morning for alexia to be this upset it was a joke
41:17obviously I'm joking too okay okay we had a late night clearly we had a late night
41:24she is a rottweiler that's what she called herself I didn't come up with that nickname
41:29she came up with the nickname herself does she have amnesia
41:32oh okay yeah super funny Stephanie super funny
41:39we need coffee I'll call you in a little bit love you bye
41:41okay love you bye
41:43okay what the was that I didn't even know she was talking about I was like who's the rottweiler
41:48don't with me because I'm not I mean just we said that playful and she knows it and now
41:52she's gonna call me a rottweiler I'm like no you you can't call me a rottweiler like aren't
41:57you happy aren't you Montreal in your jet with your perfect husband and your perfect
42:02life why do you have to be so mean Stephanie was totally joking I just feel like people
42:07in this group were just jealous I'm already bothered about this girl yeah yeah yeah bitch
42:10you like honestly okay I'm going to get my stuff here like I'm out of here next time on
42:17the Real Housewives of Miami you try really hard to be like I'm the queen you're the chihuahua
42:22but you're coming into the group trying to like bring down the queen because you think
42:26the people who are around me the most right now are not that supportive
42:32Marisol had an idea we take a girls trip to Seville would you like to come yes
42:38that was a direct yes I'm going to take my airplane but I want to know who else to do the fight
42:43I feel cornered no one believes me
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