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00:00:00You get through the window into the captain's quarters.
00:00:02Oh, great. Cool.
00:00:03Awesome.
00:00:04Awesome.
00:00:04Now our friends, the brutes, are going to go.
00:00:07This guy here is down.
00:00:09These two up here are each going to leap down and take some shots.
00:00:16So one's going to leap next to Monty,
00:00:18and one is going to leap down next to me.
00:00:21As these massive suits thud into the deck underneath you.
00:00:25You see both of them have these what look like automated guns
00:00:28that you realize are just melee weapon piston shooters.
00:00:32So there's like a two and a half foot steel rod
00:00:36that this hydraulic widow's breath shoots out
00:00:40as like a piercing thing before it retracts into the weapon.
00:00:43And you see that one of them is going to take a swing at Van.
00:00:51That is a hit.
00:00:52Van, you are going to take eight points of damage.
00:00:59That'll you go.
00:01:02She's so beefy.
00:01:04So beefy.
00:01:05God, she's so beefy.
00:01:07And Monty, you're going to take 11 points of damage
00:01:10as one thuds into you.
00:01:13As you dodge these pistons that like thud into muscle, crack bone.
00:01:17And you can tell that they're trying to like line up a shot
00:01:21center of the chest to like kill the heart
00:01:24in one swift motion.
00:01:26Those brutes rush up to you.
00:01:28Thankfully, the crew is all out of the way.
00:01:30This guy's going to close on Pappy.
00:01:34Pappy.
00:01:34I think this guy's going to get up
00:01:36and have to use his action to close,
00:01:40as does this guy because they are not prone.
00:01:43So thanks.
00:01:44So that emergency rise took away two attacks on Pappy.
00:01:48One of them is going to swing at you.
00:01:50That is going to be a hit.
00:01:52And it's going to hit you for 12 points of damage.
00:01:55Got it.
00:01:57That's one, two, three, four, five.
00:02:01Six is down.
00:02:03These two guys are going to get up
00:02:04and Maria is already out there.
00:02:08I think these guys are both going to close in on Max.
00:02:12Cool.
00:02:13Half cover is plus two AC, right?
00:02:15Yep.
00:02:15So 18 AC.
00:02:1718 AC.
00:02:18Let me know if they miss.
00:02:21One misses.
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:22Kachka will also, as a reaction,
00:02:25make the other one miss as well.
00:02:27Whoa.
00:02:28Sorry, make them re-roll.
00:02:29Make them re-roll.
00:02:30Okay.
00:02:32Both miss.
00:02:32Just trying to hit and do a miss.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:34So one of them,
00:02:34I'm going to use one of my skills called Meat Shield.
00:02:40Let me find it here.
00:02:41When I have an enemy grappled,
00:02:43whenever a weapon attack is made
00:02:46by a creature not grappling me,
00:02:47I'm going to use my reaction
00:02:48and spend a moxie point
00:02:49to have that creature make an attack
00:02:50on the enemy I'm grappling.
00:02:52Oh my God.
00:02:53So I do attack on Murdershire.
00:02:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:02:56Call off your rowdies.
00:02:59That is a hit on Murdershire.
00:03:01So I just flip around.
00:03:03I do a sweep and I knock him down over me
00:03:05so that he gets attacked.
00:03:07Awesome, awesome.
00:03:08Yeah, butt scoot.
00:03:09Oh my God, it works.
00:03:11It looks so stupid, but it works.
00:03:13It works.
00:03:13God, that's the best damage roll I've done.
00:03:18Murdershire takes 17 points of damage.
00:03:21Yay, guys!
00:03:23I've been rolling quite low on their damage.
00:03:26So you see, as you whip him around,
00:03:27Murdershire goes,
00:03:28and gets the piston right in between the shoulder blades.
00:03:31And he goes,
00:03:33stop it, you fools!
00:03:35Sorry, my name.
00:03:36And he goes,
00:03:37God, listen to me, listen!
00:03:38And it's gonna be his turn.
00:03:41He is going to, as a bonus action,
00:03:44attempt to break out of the grapple.
00:03:46So re-roll the grapple.
00:03:47He got a 14.
00:03:5021.
00:03:51All right.
00:03:51He tries to get out.
00:03:53He takes out a revolver
00:03:55and is gonna take a couple shots at you.
00:03:57Barbarian!
00:03:59This is Gentleman Fisting.
00:04:01What are you doing?
00:04:02Can you still use my reaction from earlier to shoot him?
00:04:04Yes, you absolutely can.
00:04:05Yay!
00:04:06Go for it.
00:04:07Hey, none of that.
00:04:08I'm just gonna...
00:04:09I'm doing pistols now, I guess.
00:04:11Nat one.
00:04:12Oh, no!
00:04:13Oh, is that a misfire?
00:04:15With firearm specialists,
00:04:16if I roll a misfire,
00:04:18you can use your reaction to roll a d20
00:04:19if the number rolled is higher
00:04:20than the weapon's misfire score,
00:04:21the firearm does not misfire.
00:04:23Yes, so you just...
00:04:24Yeah, you can do that right now
00:04:25as a reaction if you want to.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:2716.
00:04:28Okay, great.
00:04:28So your gun does not misfire,
00:04:31but the gun goes off.
00:04:33You take your shot at Murdershire.
00:04:35He wheels out of the way,
00:04:36and you see at this point
00:04:38that as you move him,
00:04:39underneath those fancy clothes,
00:04:41you do see two little steel tubes
00:04:44going into his chest,
00:04:46and you see a little
00:04:46of widow's breath.
00:04:49No way.
00:04:50I have bean juice.
00:04:51You're not Natty.
00:04:52You're not Natty.
00:04:53You're not Natty.
00:04:54You're the bean juice?
00:04:55So I don't have cover from him,
00:04:58obviously.
00:04:59I have 16 AC.
00:05:00Though if he's prone,
00:05:01wouldn't he have disadvantage?
00:05:02Don't you have prone...
00:05:03You'd have advantage on me.
00:05:04No, no, no, with a gun.
00:05:06Oh.
00:05:07With a gun, isn't it...
00:05:08Technically a long-range weapon.
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10In that case,
00:05:11I think it was...
00:05:12You know what?
00:05:12I think he'll actually...
00:05:13He'll go for a nasty-looking dirk.
00:05:16He takes like a halfway
00:05:16between a dagger and a short sword.
00:05:18And he's gonna go for it.
00:05:21Not very sporting of you.
00:05:22That is a Nat 20.
00:05:23Murph, what's your AC normally?
00:05:2516.
00:05:2516.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27So that is...
00:05:28He misses on the second attack
00:05:29just barely.
00:05:30But that is a crit.
00:05:3332 points of damage.
00:05:35Ah.
00:05:36It's stabbed in the side.
00:05:38Oh.
00:05:39I see.
00:05:39Ah!
00:05:40Ah!
00:05:40You feel blood
00:05:41pooling in your burgundy suit.
00:05:44Kensington,
00:05:45as his object interaction,
00:05:47tosses a small canister
00:05:50off the side of the ship
00:05:51and a bright red signal beacon
00:05:55goes off.
00:05:56Okay.
00:05:57As he shouts,
00:05:58he goes,
00:05:59Fools!
00:06:00Don't hit me with the pistons!
00:06:01Kill the pilot!
00:06:03And shouts out for the brutes.
00:06:06But they have already used their turn.
00:06:08And this is all the bad guys going at once.
00:06:10So this is gonna be a hefty wave
00:06:12on this next one.
00:06:14I am gonna roll.
00:06:16I'm gonna go ahead
00:06:16and say that this is full blindness.
00:06:18This is disadvantage
00:06:19on hitting the ship.
00:06:20These are the outside ships?
00:06:21These are the wasps.
00:06:23So the wasps are closing in now
00:06:26as fast as they can.
00:06:28I should say,
00:06:28as the wasps close in
00:06:30and the smoke peels away
00:06:31from the front
00:06:32as the ship begins to take off,
00:06:34we are for the very first time
00:06:35headed cloudward ho
00:06:37as we take to the skies
00:06:39aboard the Zephyr.
00:06:41Head in
00:06:42up and away
00:06:44as we move forward.
00:06:45Put your goggles on.
00:06:46Ooh!
00:06:47I do have goggles of nice.
00:06:49And we're going to take
00:06:51some shots here.
00:06:53The armor class
00:06:54of the Zephyr
00:06:55is 15.
00:06:58These ships are all rolling
00:06:59at a plus six.
00:07:01There's three of them closing in.
00:07:03All right.
00:07:07So wasps begin to close in.
00:07:10They're coming in
00:07:11from a long distance.
00:07:12They're rolling disadvantage.
00:07:13I'm gonna roll three times
00:07:14and it's going to be,
00:07:16they need a nine or higher
00:07:17on the lower die.
00:07:19Nine.
00:07:20That is a 15
00:07:21and a 12.
00:07:23That's a hit.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:25Next one is
00:07:2613 and 14.
00:07:30That's a hit.
00:07:30Last one is
00:07:3218 and 11.
00:07:35Jeez.
00:07:35Damn.
00:07:36Three hits.
00:07:37When he's first.
00:07:38Nine is pretty low.
00:07:38Two episode season.
00:07:39What?
00:07:42Jesus.
00:07:43Don't do that, man.
00:07:44You're fucking rocking us, dude.
00:07:46Come on, bro.
00:07:47You're fucking rocking us.
00:07:49The dude's fucking rocking us.
00:07:50This guy's rocking us.
00:07:51You have an agenda, Brennan.
00:07:54The wasps
00:07:54come roaring
00:07:56over the rooftops
00:07:57of Belnuit.
00:07:58As they do,
00:07:59you see the vessels
00:08:00come swing by.
00:08:02As the vessels come in,
00:08:05closer and closer
00:08:08as they begin to fire.
00:08:10You take 22
00:08:12from the first one.
00:08:14Does not pass.
00:08:15Got a misshap.
00:08:16Thank God.
00:08:17Then you take 36.
00:08:19No!
00:08:20Misshap, misshap!
00:08:21And 32.
00:08:22No!
00:08:24Okay, everybody.
00:08:25We've got to reverse
00:08:26the frio-dynamic flow
00:08:27from the geodesic dome!
00:08:29Got it.
00:08:30You see the crew,
00:08:32a bunch of people
00:08:32who literally just shuttle passengers
00:08:34around Eisengeist
00:08:36are going like,
00:08:36what?
00:08:37What?
00:08:37Get to it!
00:08:38Get to it!
00:08:40We're going to roll twice
00:08:41on the mishap table.
00:08:42Jeez!
00:08:44That was fast.
00:08:46Hell yeah,
00:08:47we're off to a great start.
00:08:48Okay, Murph,
00:08:49do you want to be our,
00:08:50do you want to roll our mishaps?
00:08:52Why would you do this?
00:08:53I want him to.
00:08:54Hell yeah.
00:08:55Go ahead.
00:08:56He's got to get it back.
00:08:58Go ahead.
00:08:58Get it back.
00:08:59Go ahead, give me a d20.
00:09:00Come on, Brian.
00:09:00Get it back, dude.
00:09:0213?
00:09:03There it is.
00:09:0313.
00:09:03Number 13.
00:09:04Chunks of ice fall
00:09:06from the Friodynamic balloons
00:09:07to shatter on the deck.
00:09:08Four creatures on the main deck
00:09:09make DC 15 dexterity saving throws.
00:09:12I'm going to say
00:09:13Van, Monty,
00:09:15Give me one.
00:09:15and Daisuke,
00:09:17and Max.
00:09:18I'm going to ask for
00:09:19No!
00:09:19Dex saving throws
00:09:20from all of you.
00:09:22All right.
00:09:23None of the guys?
00:09:2419.
00:09:25Yeah, none of the bad guys?
00:09:26No, no, like one of the bad guys.
00:09:28Yeah, none of the bad guys?
00:09:28A lot of bad guys down here.
00:09:30Oh, 10.
00:09:3210?
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:33You got a 10?
00:09:34Okay.
00:09:35I got an 11.
00:09:36Oh, 10.
00:09:3619.
00:09:37I shouldn't have said that.
00:09:3918 for Monty.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:41Van and I rolled
00:09:42horrifyingly low
00:09:44for damage.
00:09:45Great.
00:09:46So Daisuke and Van,
00:09:47you need to take
00:09:47six points of damage
00:09:48as ice falls
00:09:49and the area around you
00:09:51becomes difficult terrain.
00:09:53As bullets shred
00:09:54through the rigging
00:09:56of that top balloon,
00:09:56you're beginning to lose
00:09:57for your dynamic lift
00:09:58in your front balloon.
00:09:59Roll again
00:10:00on the mishap table for me.
00:10:0210.
00:10:0310.
00:10:04More chunks of ice
00:10:05give you the same deck
00:10:06saving throws.
00:10:06Oh, no, no, no.
00:10:07We got the same people.
00:10:09All the same people?
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:10All the same people.
00:10:11I rolled worse.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:1419.
00:10:1419?
00:10:15Nice.
00:10:1513.
00:10:16Six.
00:10:16Six?
00:10:1613?
00:10:1816.
00:10:19Nice.
00:10:19Max and Van,
00:10:21you take 19 points
00:10:23of damage
00:10:24from the chunks
00:10:26of ice falling
00:10:26on the deck
00:10:27of the ship.
00:10:29After the ice falls,
00:10:31how are Van
00:10:31and Max looking?
00:10:33Extremely fucked up.
00:10:34I'm pretty fucked up.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35It's a rocky,
00:10:37hey,
00:10:37the band got back together
00:10:39and this first gig's
00:10:41a rough one.
00:10:41Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:10:43Ice, smoke,
00:10:44bullets.
00:10:45You see,
00:10:46as the ice falls as well,
00:10:47you see a number
00:10:48of nearby swing parties
00:10:50who go, whoa,
00:10:50as like ice and bullets fly
00:10:52as people start to duck
00:10:53and scream
00:10:54and look up
00:10:55at this chase unfolding
00:10:56right above
00:10:58the skyline of the city.
00:10:59However,
00:11:00that is the end of the round
00:11:01and Van,
00:11:01it is back to your turn.
00:11:03Great.
00:11:04I wipe the blood
00:11:05off my nose.
00:11:07I stand back up
00:11:08and I'm gonna just,
00:11:11I'm gonna punch some guys.
00:11:12Yeah.
00:11:13Let's fucking go.
00:11:14Here we go.
00:11:15I am gonna first
00:11:17punch this guy
00:11:18right in front of me.
00:11:20Hell yeah.
00:11:24Well,
00:11:25I got a 10
00:11:26on the first attack.
00:11:27That is a miss.
00:11:29Okay,
00:11:30but
00:11:3024 on the second attack.
00:11:3424 is a hit.
00:11:35That is an 11
00:11:36points of damage
00:11:37to him.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39What's wrong
00:11:39with these guys?
00:11:40These guys looking
00:11:40in any way affected?
00:11:4211 points of damage
00:11:43to the one
00:11:44in front of you.
00:11:45He is looking hurt
00:11:46but not bloody.
00:11:47Okay,
00:11:47great.
00:11:48I'm gonna action surge.
00:11:49Hell yeah.
00:11:51And I'm just gonna
00:11:52punch him again.
00:11:53Go for it.
00:11:53And actually,
00:11:54I'm gonna activate
00:11:55something on my arm
00:11:56so this sort of
00:11:57green fire flows up
00:11:58my arm
00:11:59and I'm gonna do
00:11:59a little bit
00:12:00extra damage
00:12:00if I hit.
00:12:01Hell yeah.
00:12:0314?
00:12:0414 hits.
00:12:05Oh,
00:12:05yes.
00:12:06And again.
00:12:08A.
00:12:09And that's a big hit.
00:12:10Hell yeah.
00:12:11So on the first one
00:12:14I get
00:12:15seven plus
00:12:1711 damage
00:12:18plus
00:12:1917 damage
00:12:21on the first hit.
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:22Still up
00:12:23but looking terrible.
00:12:24Great.
00:12:25And then
00:12:2510 damage
00:12:27on the next hit.
00:12:28Describe to me
00:12:29what happens
00:12:29as you surge forward
00:12:31to this
00:12:32Isengeistian brute
00:12:33in front of you.
00:12:33I just grab him
00:12:34by the neck
00:12:35with my
00:12:36right arm
00:12:37and then
00:12:38my
00:12:38prosthesis
00:12:40just glows bright
00:12:41and I just
00:12:42smash the glass
00:12:43out
00:12:44and
00:12:45until
00:12:46it's just like
00:12:47until I can
00:12:49start hitting his face.
00:12:50Then you keep going.
00:12:51Then you keep going.
00:12:52He starts to show
00:12:53he's already incapacitated
00:12:54but you're like
00:12:54break your nose
00:12:55for good measure.
00:12:56Bam!
00:12:57Prosthesis
00:12:57through the front
00:12:58of the nose.
00:12:59Hair hangs out
00:12:59of the nostrils.
00:13:00You break his nose
00:13:01a bunch of hair
00:13:02shoots out of his nose.
00:13:02Do they not have blood?
00:13:04Do they just have
00:13:05hair inside the face?
00:13:06Oh no.
00:13:07You just
00:13:07broken capillaries
00:13:08start to leak hair.
00:13:10Bad news.
00:13:10Straight up bad news.
00:13:11Bad news.
00:13:12Things are not okay
00:13:13in Isengeist.
00:13:14Cool.
00:13:15Monty and Van,
00:13:16you'd have a moment
00:13:17as you both have just
00:13:17dropped an Isengeistian brute
00:13:19side by side
00:13:20here on the deck
00:13:21of the Zephyr.
00:13:22That is the second one
00:13:23down.
00:13:24Van, that is door turn.
00:13:25Any movement from you?
00:13:26Yeah, I'm going to
00:13:28now I'm out of
00:13:29opportunity
00:13:30range.
00:13:32I'm going to say
00:13:33to Monty,
00:13:33you got this guy, right?
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:35Great.
00:13:35And I'm going to run
00:13:37in towards this fray
00:13:39over here
00:13:39so I can get
00:13:40into
00:13:41what's happening
00:13:43over here.
00:13:43Hell yes.
00:13:44Okay, gotcha.
00:13:45And then I'm going
00:13:46to yell up to the crew
00:13:48on the guns.
00:13:50All right, what the bloody
00:13:51hell do you think
00:13:52you're doing?
00:13:53Get to those guns
00:13:54and get those wasps
00:13:55out of the air.
00:13:56Hell yes.
00:13:57And I think
00:13:58technically you are
00:13:59on the bridge
00:14:00of the ship
00:14:01so if you want
00:14:01to use
00:14:01your battle station
00:14:03Yeah, absolutely.
00:14:04Go ahead
00:14:05and give me
00:14:05an intimidation check
00:14:07as you use
00:14:07inspiring invective.
00:14:09Great.
00:14:11That's cocked.
00:14:12You got to honor it.
00:14:14That's a 19
00:14:15on the die
00:14:15plus 6, 25.
00:14:17On a result
00:14:17of 25 or better
00:14:19a creature gains
00:14:20a 1d12
00:14:21of inspiration
00:14:22and you end
00:14:23the charmed,
00:14:24frightened,
00:14:25incapacitated
00:14:25or stunned condition
00:14:26on them.
00:14:26That is not happening
00:14:27right now.
00:14:27In this battle
00:14:28this is our very
00:14:28first battle
00:14:29of the season.
00:14:30However,
00:14:30as you yell
00:14:31out this inspiring
00:14:31invective
00:14:32who would you
00:14:33let you give
00:14:33your 1d12
00:14:34inspiration to?
00:14:35I can just
00:14:35give it to one
00:14:35person.
00:14:36One person
00:14:36on the ship.
00:14:37It doesn't have
00:14:38to be the crew
00:14:38members that I
00:14:39was yelling at.
00:14:39It can be to
00:14:40anybody.
00:14:40Yes, you're
00:14:40yelling at everybody
00:14:41but you're
00:14:41going to pick
00:14:42one person.
00:14:43Great, then I
00:14:43pick Maria.
00:14:43Okay, Maria
00:14:44gets a d12
00:14:44inspiration.
00:14:45Wow, as you
00:14:46say that
00:14:47I feel once
00:14:48again
00:14:48what is this
00:14:49confidence?
00:14:52Where I've
00:14:53been living
00:14:54amongst the
00:14:54scrap metal
00:14:55and hating myself.
00:14:56Cruise ready
00:14:57captain, whenever
00:14:58you're ready.
00:14:59I've
00:15:00adjust the
00:15:01rearview mirror
00:15:01and I see
00:15:02man covered
00:15:03in blood
00:15:04and I'm like
00:15:05God, it's
00:15:05good to be
00:15:06back.
00:15:08Hell yes,
00:15:09Daisuke, that's
00:15:09going to be your
00:15:09turn.
00:15:10All right, I'm
00:15:11going to take
00:15:11out my
00:15:12revolver, my
00:15:13biscuit, and
00:15:13I'm going to
00:15:14just shoot
00:15:14worklord murder
00:15:17shirt twice.
00:15:18Hell yeah, go
00:15:19for it.
00:15:19I'm going to
00:15:20use my
00:15:20dead eye shot
00:15:21just to make
00:15:22sure I, which
00:15:23is a grit
00:15:23point, just to
00:15:25give myself
00:15:25advantage on the
00:15:26first one.
00:15:27Oh my
00:15:29God, that's
00:15:31the 13.
00:15:33Does that
00:15:33hit?
00:15:3413 does not
00:15:34hit murder.
00:15:34Okay, second
00:15:35shot.
00:15:36Do you want
00:15:36to shoot at
00:15:37somebody else
00:15:38just in case we
00:15:39could use him
00:15:39as a bargaining
00:15:40chip?
00:15:40I don't know
00:15:41that we're
00:15:41necessarily going
00:15:41to be able to
00:15:42kill literally
00:15:42everyone else
00:15:43in the air.
00:15:43Sorry, I
00:15:43got kind of
00:15:44heated.
00:15:46Are any of
00:15:47them injured
00:15:48around me?
00:15:48The only ones
00:15:49that have been
00:15:49injured have
00:15:49been dropped.
00:15:50Okay, the
00:15:50one that punched
00:15:51me that came
00:15:52from this
00:15:52side, I'm
00:15:53going to turn
00:15:53around and I'm
00:15:54going to fire
00:15:56one more shot
00:15:56at him.
00:15:58Okay, that's a
00:15:5925.
00:16:00That'll definitely
00:16:01hit.
00:16:02That's 10 on the
00:16:04die, so 14
00:16:05damage.
00:16:06I'm action
00:16:06surging.
00:16:07I'm going to
00:16:08pull out the
00:16:09hunting rifle, my
00:16:10gravy.
00:16:12It's getting
00:16:13gravy.
00:16:13I'm going to use
00:16:14a grip point to
00:16:15make it a violent
00:16:16shot.
00:16:17Cool.
00:16:17And I'm going
00:16:18to fire one
00:16:19more time
00:16:19and hit.
00:16:21It does a
00:16:2215 hit.
00:16:2315 hits.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:24Okay, great.
00:16:25So that gives
00:16:26it another
00:16:27damage die, and
00:16:29it's already
00:16:292d10 for that
00:16:31one, so it
00:16:32becomes 3d10.
00:16:33You want to
00:16:33figure this out?
00:16:34Yeah, go for it.
00:16:36That is
00:16:3716 plus
00:16:394.
00:16:40So 14 and
00:16:42then 20.
00:16:44You do 34
00:16:44damage.
00:16:46Bam!
00:16:46The guy
00:16:47wheels back.
00:16:48Rifle.
00:16:48Boom!
00:16:49You blast him
00:16:50off the ship.
00:16:50The slug hits
00:16:51him in the
00:16:51middle, and he
00:16:52boom!
00:16:53Slides off the
00:16:54deck, vanishing
00:16:55into the smog.
00:16:56Whoosh!
00:16:57Done.
00:16:57Toast.
00:16:58Woo!
00:16:59And I'm
00:16:59going to
00:17:00bonus action
00:17:01second wind.
00:17:02Let me know
00:17:03how many hit
00:17:04points you
00:17:04regain, and
00:17:06Max, you're
00:17:06on deck.
00:17:07Great.
00:17:07So big
00:17:09helmet in the
00:17:10way.
00:17:10I regain
00:17:1110 health.
00:17:1410 health.
00:17:15Awesome.
00:17:16Max, your
00:17:16turn.
00:17:17You see
00:17:17Pappy wheels
00:17:18around, bam,
00:17:19and shoots
00:17:20the pistol,
00:17:21holsters it as
00:17:21the rifle comes
00:17:22off, boom, and
00:17:23one of the
00:17:23brutes disappears
00:17:24with a suction
00:17:26of the smog and
00:17:27smoke on the
00:17:27ship, vanishing
00:17:28after him as
00:17:29you hear him
00:17:29sail over the
00:17:30edge.
00:17:30Whenever you
00:17:31have somebody
00:17:31grappled, you
00:17:32can move half
00:17:32your speed with
00:17:33them.
00:17:33Yep.
00:17:34So I would
00:17:34like to walk
00:17:35him over to
00:17:35the edge.
00:17:35Nice.
00:17:36Hell yeah.
00:17:36I still have
00:17:37him grappled.
00:17:37I would like
00:17:37to hold him
00:17:39over the side
00:17:40and say,
00:17:42Lord Murdisher,
00:17:42call off your
00:17:45rowdies, call
00:17:46off your
00:17:47ships.
00:17:47You see, he
00:17:48says, I will.
00:17:50Tell me what
00:17:51Romanzo is.
00:17:52What is
00:17:52Romanzo?
00:17:54I meant to ask
00:17:55you about it, but
00:17:56you don't want to
00:17:56exchange any
00:17:57information with
00:17:57me.
00:17:58Give me the
00:17:59information and
00:17:59I'll call them
00:18:00off.
00:18:00Did she find
00:18:01it?
00:18:02Did she find
00:18:03what?
00:18:04By angle.
00:18:06I have no
00:18:07information.
00:18:08I'm looking just
00:18:08like you are.
00:18:09Then it seems you
00:18:10will die
00:18:11around his
00:18:11test.
00:18:13After you,
00:18:14drop him.
00:18:16You drop him.
00:18:17Give me an
00:18:17insight check as
00:18:18you drop him.
00:18:19Nat 20.
00:18:20Woo!
00:18:22Nat 20
00:18:22insight.
00:18:23Damn.
00:18:23You know for a
00:18:24fact that he has
00:18:25never heard the
00:18:27words you used
00:18:27before.
00:18:27I think you said
00:18:28Romanzo and
00:18:28one other thing,
00:18:29right?
00:18:30But you see
00:18:31a panic.
00:18:33You feel as
00:18:34though McLeod
00:18:37working with
00:18:38him.
00:18:39You know that
00:18:41he was telling
00:18:41the truth when
00:18:42he said that
00:18:43McLeod turned
00:18:44down the crew
00:18:45because she
00:18:46wanted people
00:18:47that were up
00:18:47to it.
00:18:48You know that
00:18:49he heard those
00:18:50words from
00:18:50him.
00:18:50And I think
00:18:52that you see
00:18:53in him a
00:18:54feeling of
00:18:55like every
00:18:57indication points
00:18:57that Comfrey is
00:18:58dead and
00:18:59missing, but
00:19:00he had some
00:19:01hunch.
00:19:02There was
00:19:02something he
00:19:02was looking
00:19:03for here.
00:19:04And in that
00:19:04moment, you
00:19:06see something in
00:19:07his face as
00:19:08he looks out
00:19:09that he may
00:19:10have been here
00:19:11searching for
00:19:11something.
00:19:12You don't know
00:19:12if he knew
00:19:13what the
00:19:13prototype was,
00:19:14but you know
00:19:15that whatever
00:19:16Alathra had in
00:19:16that prototype
00:19:17would have
00:19:17confirmed
00:19:18something.
00:19:18He was
00:19:19searching for
00:19:19whatever
00:19:20information
00:19:21that had.
00:19:22As you drop
00:19:22him, you
00:19:23see on
00:19:24that nat
00:19:2420, you
00:19:25gain that
00:19:26information,
00:19:26you look at
00:19:27him, and
00:19:28he goes
00:19:28into the
00:19:30smoke, smiles,
00:19:32and you hear
00:19:32as wings spread
00:19:35from his
00:19:35back as
00:19:37he peels
00:19:37off into
00:19:38the sky
00:19:38towards the
00:19:39wasps.
00:19:40Very
00:19:40unsportsmanlike
00:19:42with the
00:19:43stabbing and
00:19:43the flying.
00:19:44I feel like
00:19:45I beat you.
00:19:48You killed
00:19:49him before
00:19:49you dropped
00:19:50him, right?
00:19:51Diplomacy's
00:19:51kind of off
00:19:51the table at
00:19:52this point,
00:19:53everyone.
00:19:53Oh, good.
00:19:54You want to
00:19:54try to do
00:19:55diplomacy?
00:19:56I tried a
00:19:56murder, sort
00:19:57of, and
00:19:58it didn't
00:19:58work.
00:19:59So the
00:20:01cards are on
00:20:01the table.
00:20:02As you
00:20:02hear from
00:20:03the smog,
00:20:04feel how
00:20:04you wish,
00:20:05Master Gotch.
00:20:07Gentleman's
00:20:07fisting is
00:20:08no match
00:20:09for my
00:20:09victor's
00:20:10trickery.
00:20:14Did he
00:20:14use victor's
00:20:15trickery?
00:20:16Unfortunately.
00:20:17It's my
00:20:17weakness.
00:20:18You think
00:20:18I'm going to
00:20:18die in
00:20:19episode two?
00:20:20Not
00:20:20fucking
00:20:20likely!
00:20:24As he
00:20:25tears
00:20:25off.
00:20:27Okay,
00:20:28that is
00:20:29going to
00:20:29be, so
00:20:30Max,
00:20:30that's
00:20:30your
00:20:31movement.
00:20:31Okay,
00:20:31yeah,
00:20:31so I
00:20:32drop him,
00:20:33he gain
00:20:34all distance
00:20:35sight and
00:20:35he flies
00:20:35away.
00:20:36Shit.
00:20:37All right,
00:20:38try this
00:20:38with someone
00:20:38else.
00:20:39I'll walk
00:20:39over and
00:20:40try to
00:20:40grab another
00:20:41table.
00:20:42You don't
00:20:42have fucking
00:20:43wings,
00:20:43do you?
00:20:44Huh?
00:20:45Do you?
00:20:45No,
00:20:46no, I do.
00:20:46No, I don't.
00:20:47Wait, which
00:20:48make you not
00:20:48throw me?
00:20:49No!
00:20:50Not Ivan!
00:20:51I go to
00:20:52grab specifically
00:20:53Ivan.
00:20:53Ivan's gone,
00:20:54Ivan's toast.
00:20:55Get him out of
00:20:55here.
00:20:56Let's see
00:20:56here.
00:20:57I hold
00:20:57a nat
00:20:57one.
00:20:5826.
00:20:5926.
00:20:59He is the
00:21:00lightest brute
00:21:01you've ever
00:21:01picked up.
00:21:02Oh.
00:21:03All right.
00:21:04You're just
00:21:05literally
00:21:05ferrying people
00:21:06off the side.
00:21:08Off with you.
00:21:09Off with you,
00:21:10rowdies.
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Yeah,
00:21:13I think whenever I
00:21:13do any kind of
00:21:15unarmed strike,
00:21:16I think I can
00:21:16grapple.
00:21:17Yeah,
00:21:17absolutely.
00:21:18So can I try
00:21:18another one?
00:21:19Are there any
00:21:20left?
00:21:20Honestly,
00:21:21yeah,
00:21:21that's like a
00:21:22shot.
00:21:22There's one
00:21:22right by the
00:21:23side.
00:21:24So Murdersher's
00:21:25gone,
00:21:25and this guy,
00:21:26I think,
00:21:27just kick off
00:21:28the side.
00:21:28I think he's
00:21:29gone.
00:21:30Wow.
00:21:30Okay,
00:21:31amazing.
00:21:31Won that fight.
00:21:32I'm one and
00:21:33one today.
00:21:35Even record,
00:21:36man.
00:21:37So four of
00:21:39the brutes and
00:21:40Murdersher are
00:21:41off the vessel,
00:21:41but you can feel
00:21:42Murdersher flying
00:21:44away on some
00:21:44kind of jetpack
00:21:45towards the
00:21:46wasps.
00:21:47Just in case
00:21:48there's any more
00:21:49attacking or
00:21:50whatever,
00:21:50I'm going to
00:21:50use bonus action
00:21:52to dig deep.
00:21:53It's essentially
00:21:54a rage.
00:21:55I can have
00:21:56resistance to
00:21:56bludgeoning,
00:21:57piercing,
00:21:57and slashing
00:21:58damage for a
00:21:58minute.
00:21:59Cool.
00:21:59Hell yeah.
00:21:59What does Max
00:22:00look like in
00:22:01this moment?
00:22:02Absolutely covered
00:22:03in blood.
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:04Completely shredded
00:22:05and covered in
00:22:06blood.
00:22:06Still the hair
00:22:08is perfect.
00:22:08And I'm just
00:22:09bobbing and
00:22:09weaving.
00:22:10Yeah,
00:22:10this mustachioed,
00:22:11incredibly muscular
00:22:12man in a suit
00:22:13wading around
00:22:14the deck.
00:22:15Wingsuit.
00:22:17Completely unsported.
00:22:18Happy says to
00:22:19himself,
00:22:19must be that
00:22:20serum that
00:22:20boy's on.
00:22:23He's on the
00:22:24serum.
00:22:25Marja,
00:22:26that's going
00:22:26to be your
00:22:27turn.
00:22:27Can I steer
00:22:28the Zephyr
00:22:30into a
00:22:31Wasp?
00:22:31Yes,
00:22:32there are
00:22:32absolutely rules
00:22:33for collision.
00:22:33Hold on one.
00:22:34And do I know
00:22:35anything about
00:22:35the Wasps?
00:22:36Am I like,
00:22:37oh,
00:22:37if I took
00:22:38my hunting
00:22:38rifle at
00:22:39that spot,
00:22:40it would,
00:22:40can I shoot
00:22:41the propeller
00:22:41off of a
00:22:43helicopter?
00:22:44Yes,
00:22:44these ships
00:22:45are small
00:22:45enough.
00:22:46First of all,
00:22:47go ahead
00:22:47and give me
00:22:48a pilot.
00:22:50I think we're
00:22:50using Tinker's
00:22:50tools for this.
00:22:51Give me a
00:22:52piloting check.
00:22:54This is going
00:22:54to be a
00:22:55high-speed
00:22:56collision.
00:22:57You are going
00:22:58to make a
00:22:58constitution save
00:23:00for the ship,
00:23:00but you can
00:23:01use your
00:23:01Tinker's tool
00:23:02check in
00:23:03place of the
00:23:04constitution modifier
00:23:05of the ship.
00:23:05Okay,
00:23:06okay.
00:23:06Come on.
00:23:08Oh,
00:23:09that was really
00:23:09bad.
00:23:10You have
00:23:10inspiration,
00:23:11right?
00:23:11Yes.
00:23:12So I got
00:23:1214.
00:23:16Okay,
00:23:16so 14 total.
00:23:18The DC's very high,
00:23:19so we're going to
00:23:20need to see,
00:23:20you want me to tell
00:23:21you what you need
00:23:21to roll?
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22You need to roll
00:23:22an 11 or a 12.
00:23:23Whoa.
00:23:25All right,
00:23:26Lady Skye,
00:23:27prove me wrong
00:23:28about myself.
00:23:31Oh.
00:23:33So close.
00:23:34And I'm going to
00:23:35say you're steering
00:23:36into the vessels.
00:23:37I'm actually going to
00:23:38run and get the
00:23:38vessels.
00:23:39I shout out,
00:23:40you're doing great,
00:23:41Captain,
00:23:41and then I make
00:23:42eye contact with
00:23:42Monty like,
00:23:43thank you.
00:23:46Steering closer
00:23:47and closer,
00:23:48the wasps are
00:23:49coming aboard.
00:23:49As they appear,
00:23:55the Zephyr
00:23:55wheels over
00:23:57Belnuit
00:23:57with the prowl
00:23:59going right
00:24:00for this lower
00:24:01wasp here
00:24:02as this one
00:24:03closes in
00:24:03behind you.
00:24:05Woosh.
00:24:05Steering forward
00:24:06as fast as you can,
00:24:08you are going
00:24:08to go ahead,
00:24:09so that's your,
00:24:09you've made your
00:24:10pilot check,
00:24:10so you're going
00:24:11to take ramming
00:24:11damage as well.
00:24:12However,
00:24:13we are going
00:24:14to go ahead,
00:24:15I'm going to need you
00:24:16to go ahead
00:24:16and roll
00:24:1616d6
00:24:18bludgeoning damage
00:24:19if you'd be
00:24:20so kind.
00:24:23You guys want
00:24:23me to do it
00:24:24with the proper?
00:24:25Hell yeah.
00:24:27Want some kids?
00:24:28Send my little
00:24:29kid to school?
00:24:30How many is?
00:24:31Three, four,
00:24:31five.
00:24:32Hell yeah.
00:24:33I got five.
00:24:34You got a little
00:24:34heart one right
00:24:35there for me.
00:24:36Nine.
00:24:36Aww.
00:24:37I got five here.
00:24:39That's darling.
00:24:4013,
00:24:4014,
00:24:4215,
00:24:4216,
00:24:43okay.
00:24:44Oh my god.
00:24:4516d6
00:24:46coming at them.
00:24:48As you're counting
00:24:49that I'm going
00:24:49to roll.
00:24:4949 damage.
00:24:5049 damage,
00:24:52unbelievable.
00:24:53Cool.
00:24:53They're going
00:24:53to make their
00:24:54save to see
00:24:55if they can
00:24:55have it,
00:24:56but they need
00:24:56a 19 or
00:24:57higher on the
00:24:57die.
00:24:5817,
00:24:59fails.
00:25:00Great.
00:25:00So,
00:25:0149 damage
00:25:02to that wasp.
00:25:04They are going
00:25:04to have to roll
00:25:05a mishap
00:25:06as well
00:25:06from that
00:25:07enormous amount
00:25:08of damage.
00:25:10Amazing.
00:25:10Their top cannon
00:25:11is knocked
00:25:12off the ship
00:25:13as you smash
00:25:14into them.
00:25:15Boom.
00:25:15And you see
00:25:16that they are,
00:25:17the ship
00:25:18is in bloodied
00:25:18condition.
00:25:19They've lost
00:25:19more than half
00:25:20their hit points
00:25:20in a single
00:25:21action.
00:25:22Even not
00:25:23making the save,
00:25:25you still only
00:25:25take half damage
00:25:26because it's a ram
00:25:27action.
00:25:27Okay,
00:25:28so you do take
00:25:28half damage.
00:25:29So you're only
00:25:30going to take
00:25:3024 points of
00:25:31damage from
00:25:32that ramming
00:25:32action.
00:25:32Boom.
00:25:34And that's
00:25:34just your,
00:25:35that's your ship
00:25:35action.
00:25:36So you have
00:25:37an action,
00:25:37bonus action,
00:25:38left.
00:25:38Okay,
00:25:38so what I
00:25:39want to do
00:25:40is I want
00:25:41to run out
00:25:43and then shoot
00:25:43at them,
00:25:45shoot at the
00:25:45pilot.
00:25:46Hell yeah.
00:25:46I'm going to say
00:25:47too that you're
00:25:48loaded up,
00:25:48you can just
00:25:49shoot from the
00:25:49pilot station as
00:25:50well.
00:25:51Okay,
00:25:51I can like
00:25:51get rid of the...
00:25:52You like open
00:25:52vents and like
00:25:53load up your gun
00:25:54in the vents to
00:25:55like shoot out
00:25:56from the cockpit
00:25:56there.
00:25:57Okay,
00:25:57so I'm going to
00:25:58just take two
00:25:59attacks.
00:25:59hell yeah,
00:26:00go for it.
00:26:02And the crew
00:26:03is going to be
00:26:03on deck
00:26:04after this,
00:26:05by the way.
00:26:05Naturally!
00:26:06Woo!
00:26:07First one!
00:26:08That's right.
00:26:1017 on the
00:26:11second one.
00:26:12Okay,
00:26:12with piercer,
00:26:14I'm going to get
00:26:15to roll an extra
00:26:15d10.
00:26:17Nice.
00:26:17Wow.
00:26:18So does that
00:26:18become 2d10 when you
00:26:20crit?
00:26:20It becomes 3d10
00:26:21when I crit.
00:26:21Oh.
00:26:21There's 3d10.
00:26:22Or I guess it's,
00:26:22well, it's 2d10 to
00:26:23begin with,
00:26:24and then I add
00:26:253d10.
00:26:26So you'll be rolling
00:26:275d10,
00:26:27that's correct.
00:26:28I've even done
00:26:28for the first attack.
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:31And it was already
00:26:31bloodied?
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:33Come on.
00:26:34Oh!
00:26:36Then,
00:26:3821.
00:26:4031 plus 6.
00:26:4337.
00:26:4337 damage.
00:26:45On the first attack.
00:26:47That's you?
00:26:48That's you.
00:26:49I feel like you did
00:26:51almost as much
00:26:52damage as the entire
00:26:53ever.
00:26:53By ramming the entire
00:26:54ship.
00:26:54That.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:55And then 11 plus 6.
00:26:5817 more damage
00:26:59on the second attack.
00:27:00You bear the ship
00:27:02down on them,
00:27:03crunch into the wing,
00:27:04which I honestly
00:27:05is just getting you
00:27:06in position
00:27:07for a short range
00:27:08of coming at the pilot.
00:27:10You guys hear
00:27:11two blunderbuss shots,
00:27:12and you blast
00:27:14the two support beams.
00:27:16Bam!
00:27:16Bam!
00:27:16As the steel shreds,
00:27:18the entire engine
00:27:19of the ship
00:27:19falls out.
00:27:20Just towards the street.
00:27:23This wasp
00:27:23that is shot
00:27:24clean out of the air.
00:27:25Incredible.
00:27:26Toast.
00:27:27That's awesome.
00:27:27This guy could have
00:27:28done something.
00:27:29Instead,
00:27:29he will do nothing.
00:27:30And with my bonus action,
00:27:32where's the snack place?
00:27:34Oh, the snack place?
00:27:35Yeah, way in the back.
00:27:35Bert's way in the back
00:27:36in the galley.
00:27:37I want to shout
00:27:38to Koshka
00:27:39to use his action
00:27:40to dash,
00:27:41get snacks
00:27:42to bring to
00:27:43anyone who's hurting.
00:27:45Incredible.
00:27:45Koshka
00:27:46and jumps
00:27:49onto the little thing.
00:27:50You see Bert goes,
00:27:51hi there, Koshka.
00:27:52Looking for something to go.
00:27:54All right,
00:27:55let me get a cozy.
00:27:56It starts making
00:27:57a little hot
00:27:58soup cup to go.
00:27:59Just warm mayonnaise.
00:28:00A warm little cup of aioli.
00:28:02I'll get it a little
00:28:03more liquidy
00:28:03so it's easier
00:28:04to drink from the to-go cup.
00:28:06I don't want this snack.
00:28:09Tarragon aioli.
00:28:10You want the temp HP?
00:28:10So much better
00:28:11than the hot tack
00:28:12we used to eat.
00:28:12So much better.
00:28:15Incredible.
00:28:16So he has 40 movements,
00:28:17so can he get back
00:28:18to give it to one of them?
00:28:21Oh yeah,
00:28:21you know what?
00:28:21I also don't think
00:28:22he acted last turn.
00:28:23Yes, he can jump out
00:28:24and give a snack.
00:28:26I have low HP.
00:28:27Go ahead.
00:28:28You see that a rat
00:28:29runs up to you
00:28:30with a cup of mayonnaise.
00:28:30If you eat it,
00:28:31you get 1d4 plus 1 temp HP.
00:28:34Is anyone looking?
00:28:37Me, I'm going like this.
00:28:38I'm looking up,
00:28:39pretending not.
00:28:41You're looking so up.
00:28:43You slam a cup of mayonnaise.
00:28:46Roll 1d4 plus 1.
00:28:503, 4.
00:28:51Nice.
00:28:52You get 4 temp HP.
00:28:53It's zesty.
00:28:54It's not bad.
00:28:54It's zesty.
00:28:55It's zesty.
00:28:56It's really nice.
00:28:56That'd be nice.
00:28:57Extra dill.
00:28:58It's fresh lemon in there.
00:28:59Yeah.
00:28:59Some fries or something.
00:29:01I didn't eat the rat mayonnaise
00:29:03in case anyone was wondering.
00:29:04These were being jostled
00:29:06and the rat spilled the mayonnaise.
00:29:09Into your throat.
00:29:10No.
00:29:12I coughed.
00:29:13Unbelievable.
00:29:14On the crew's action,
00:29:16they have all gotten up from prone,
00:29:19so they can roll some attacks
00:29:21if you guys want them to.
00:29:22Yeah, dude.
00:29:23Hell yeah.
00:29:23Van, if you want to give me two shots,
00:29:25so they're only adding plus three to these.
00:29:28Great.
00:29:28But give me a harpoon from this one
00:29:31and a spotlight from this one.
00:29:33Go ahead and give me the harpoon attack.
00:29:34Harpoon is, oh boy, four on the die,
00:29:38so seven.
00:29:39Seven's a miss.
00:29:39You see that these are like not,
00:29:41people used to firing weapons.
00:29:42Harpoon shoots out past them.
00:29:44All right, we'll practice this after.
00:29:47And then a 13 on the second.
00:29:49Incredible.
00:29:49Okay, 13 on the second.
00:29:50You see, this one activates this.
00:29:53Bam.
00:29:53Hits the bullseye lantern back there.
00:29:55Yeah!
00:29:56And they're going to make a con save,
00:29:58which they fail.
00:29:59So you see this wasp is blinded back here
00:30:01as one of the GOTCH crew members,
00:30:04Diaz, holds the light up
00:30:05and begins to blind the captain behind them.
00:30:07Next turn, I'm going to do
00:30:08that skeezy insurance scam
00:30:10where I drive in front of it and stop.
00:30:13Yes!
00:30:13You can do that to any Tesla.
00:30:16They have auto brakes.
00:30:19And then I'm going to yell up to,
00:30:21can I yell up to Daughterdale?
00:30:22Yes, you can.
00:30:23Daughterdale, stop lollygagging
00:30:26and open the bloody sails!
00:30:29Incredible.
00:30:30Sails fly out.
00:30:32And as they do,
00:30:34Daughterdale up at the front
00:30:35is going to undo two of the sail components
00:30:38to give you guys some extra speed
00:30:40clearing out from Belle Nuit.
00:30:42As you guys step on the gas
00:30:45as fast as you can.
00:30:46The ship takes off.
00:30:48Boom!
00:30:48All right, that's the crew's actions.
00:30:50You gain some speed up there
00:30:51in the captain's quarters
00:30:52as the sails open up.
00:30:53And that is now going to be Monty.
00:30:56Your turn again.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:59Do the guns spin 360 degrees?
00:31:03Yes, they do.
00:31:04Nice.
00:31:05If you'll allow it,
00:31:07I'm going to grab onto the gun,
00:31:09swing off,
00:31:10be standing off the side,
00:31:12and I like to hail of lead.
00:31:15Give me athletics or acrobatics,
00:31:17if you please come call it.
00:31:18DC 10.
00:31:19Great.
00:31:20Oh, don't fall off.
00:31:23Do you have a wingsuit?
00:31:24You have to tell me now.
00:31:25I don't have a wingsuit, son.
00:31:30That's a 15.
00:31:3115.
00:31:32So Monty grabs the rotator gun,
00:31:34spins out.
00:31:35Your center of gravity
00:31:37is over open city.
00:31:40You are,
00:31:41you're like,
00:31:41the gun that you are firing
00:31:42is what you are holding onto
00:31:44with your feet like up
00:31:46on the lip of the ship,
00:31:48fully hanging off the side
00:31:49to fire onto the deck.
00:31:51Now, I'm going to make my friends
00:31:53do dexterity saving throws,
00:31:55so will you allow me
00:31:56to use Vigilant Guide
00:31:57even though I am not making it?
00:31:59Fuck yeah.
00:31:59Go for it.
00:32:00Hell yeah.
00:32:01Drop down.
00:32:02And I'll roll a D8
00:32:04that you guys can add.
00:32:06It's only one.
00:32:08I'll take it.
00:32:09A deck saving throw?
00:32:10Yes.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:1411.
00:32:1521.
00:32:1621?
00:32:17Great.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:1914.
00:32:20Oh, 15.
00:32:21Oh, sorry.
00:32:21Mario, you're in the captain's order,
00:32:23so I think you're okay.
00:32:24This is, this is,
00:32:26yeah, as you turn it around,
00:32:27it's Van, Pappy, and Max, right?
00:32:30My knees aren't what they used to be.
00:32:31Hell yeah.
00:32:32And what did you roll
00:32:33for your dex save?
00:32:3311.
00:32:3411?
00:32:3510.
00:32:3510.
00:32:3621.
00:32:37Dice is fine.
00:32:38You both are getting damaged.
00:32:39Here we go.
00:32:40I have resistance right now.
00:32:42Oh, yeah, right.
00:32:43Nice.
00:32:43And you got that 10 phase break.
00:32:46It's kind of helpful.
00:32:47I'm at 16 right now, so.
00:32:4815 damage.
00:32:5015 damage.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:52So would you say that the rat mayo saved you?
00:32:54Yes.
00:32:56Okay, awesome.
00:32:58That's, that's everybody.
00:33:00How much, how much damage is that?
00:33:0215.
00:33:0315.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:04So, Monty LaMontgomerie spins around
00:33:08and just fills the whole deck
00:33:10with flying lids.
00:33:11No, no, no.
00:33:14Take that, you cowards.
00:33:16Monty.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19He's passing it.
00:33:20I'll speak more clearly.
00:33:24This is totally normal to Mario.
00:33:25We've all shot each other before.
00:33:27Mario's assuming this is going up.
00:33:29I am going to, as I'm hit by my own ally,
00:33:34I'm going to use reaction to do bloodied but unbowed.
00:33:39When you take damage that reduces you
00:33:41to half your maximum hit points or less,
00:33:42you can use your reaction to gain temporary hit points
00:33:44equal to three times your pugilist level,
00:33:45so 18 and regain your moxie points.
00:33:47Hell yes.
00:33:48So I think I get knocked down
00:33:50and then I do a Shawn Michaels kick up
00:33:52to get back up.
00:33:54They're never going to keep you down.
00:33:55Perfect.
00:33:56Of the brutes that are on the deck,
00:33:58three of them dodge effortlessly out of the way
00:34:01and one of them takes 15 points of damage
00:34:05as his suit is riddled with bullets.
00:34:08That is your ship action.
00:34:10Great.
00:34:11And then I'll,
00:34:12so that'll just be swinging around,
00:34:14rain of lead,
00:34:15come back around
00:34:16and I'll shoot whoever's closest to me.
00:34:18The one who's injured.
00:34:20Hell yeah.
00:34:20Go ahead and make your attack roll.
00:34:21Olethra, you're on deck.
00:34:23Okay.
00:34:23That is a 19 to hit.
00:34:2719 hits.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:3212 points of piercing damage.
00:34:3412 points of piercing damage.
00:34:35Hell yes.
00:34:37Okay.
00:34:37Still up.
00:34:38Great.
00:34:38One more attack.
00:34:4213.
00:34:4313 hits.
00:34:46Only seven points of piercing damage.
00:34:49Seven points of piercing damage gets you over the limit.
00:34:51So you build that guy with lead,
00:34:53jump around.
00:34:54Boom, boom.
00:34:55And he falls to the ground
00:34:56as the glass shatters.
00:34:58There are only,
00:35:00I believe,
00:35:00three.
00:35:01Let's lose that guy.
00:35:02Get rid of these fallen ones here.
00:35:04Boom, boom, boom.
00:35:05There should only be three left on the deck,
00:35:07I believe.
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:07Only those three.
00:35:08Nice.
00:35:09Olethra,
00:35:10that is going to be your turn.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:11I'm in the captain's quarters.
00:35:13Yes.
00:35:14I want to go to the captain's log.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17Roll it up.
00:35:18Put it in my jacket.
00:35:19Okay, awesome.
00:35:19So it's like that size.
00:35:20Captain's log is a thicker book,
00:35:22but you can hide it on your person.
00:35:23Okay, great.
00:35:24Is there anything else?
00:35:25Can I do a quick scan for like material
00:35:29that may have like code on it?
00:35:31Give me investigation.
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:33So close to another.
00:35:37And actually do it with advantage as well.
00:35:3819 on the first one.
00:35:40Okay, amazing.
00:35:42Okay, yeah, 19.
00:35:44Okay, you're searching as quickly
00:35:46as you can through here.
00:35:47Looking, looking, looking.
00:35:49And there's just suddenly a word you remember.
00:35:54Neff.
00:35:55Remember the word neff.
00:35:57Okay.
00:35:58What's there?
00:35:59Neff?
00:35:59The word neff.
00:36:00Neff.
00:36:00I've been looking.
00:36:01Wow.
00:36:03What?
00:36:03Wait, are you in an escape room?
00:36:08Everyone needs to stop pressing buttons
00:36:10unless it's earned by experience.
00:36:12See, this is why you don't just press buttons.
00:36:15I grab all that shit.
00:36:16You grab all that shit as fast as you can.
00:36:17I grab keys.
00:36:18I grab all of that shit.
00:36:19You grab all that shit.
00:36:19Get it all out of here.
00:36:20Grab it out.
00:36:21Take all of it.
00:36:22How the heck do you guys keep surprising us?
00:36:26Oh my God.
00:36:28You grab the keys.
00:36:30It's everything you can.
00:36:31You grab a piece.
00:36:32A sandwich?
00:36:33A fucking sandwich.
00:36:34I told you.
00:36:35She did snacks.
00:36:36You got all this stuff.
00:36:37You look in here.
00:36:38In the bag.
00:36:41Fruit snacks.
00:36:43Wow.
00:36:43As promised.
00:36:45Try fruit snacks.
00:36:46Some sort of gadget.
00:36:49You grab your grandmother's artifacts.
00:36:51These trinkets.
00:36:52It comes back to you.
00:36:53You open it up.
00:36:54That's your investigation.
00:36:55You have your movement.
00:36:55What else are you doing with it?
00:36:56You grab all of it that you can.
00:36:58Fuck.
00:36:58I'm going to run to a chair that's up against the wall and take out a knife and cut the back
00:37:05of it and stuff all of this into the chair and put it back.
00:37:08Hell yes.
00:37:08Go ahead and give me a stealth or sleight of hand check.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:10Oh, that's a nat one.
00:37:15You can tell a laugh word comes from people who are very suspicious of authority.
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:20Totally.
00:37:20So good at stealth.
00:37:21Totally.
00:37:21I think.
00:37:22All right.
00:37:22So the stealth roll was?
00:37:24A nat one.
00:37:25A nat one.
00:37:25Great.
00:37:26You slid open the chair.
00:37:27Put everything in there.
00:37:28You slid it open.
00:37:29It all falls right now.
00:37:29Oh, no.
00:37:31The chair's ruined.
00:37:31It falls apart.
00:37:32Okay.
00:37:32I put all this stuff on myself.
00:37:34Okay.
00:37:34That was a cool idea, but never mind.
00:37:36I'm going to carry all of this.
00:37:38I would like to, bonus action, hide.
00:37:40Yeah.
00:37:40Was that just object interaction?
00:37:42That was object.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:42I would like to prepare a shot with like a harpoon gun or any sort of weapon that's in
00:37:47this room through the window at the staircase that someone would have to climb to go into
00:37:53where Maria is flying.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:56So prepare a shot for if someone runs up that stairs to stop, the captain and I can like
00:38:00shoot through the window at them.
00:38:02Gotcha.
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:02Cool, cool, cool.
00:38:03I just feel like it's too dicey to try to run across that right there.
00:38:07Why?
00:38:07Because Monty just filled the whole deck with flying bullets.
00:38:11It's, he'll be back in 71.
00:38:1371.
00:38:14You're right.
00:38:14We don't know what that means.
00:38:17You know what?
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:18Fuck it.
00:38:19No, I dash across.
00:38:20You dash across?
00:38:21Hell yes.
00:38:22Full action dash out of the room back to where I was before the other window.
00:38:26You're, okay, you're going to get most of the way there.
00:38:28However, where's Alethra?
00:38:29Is she, she's over here?
00:38:31Yeah.
00:38:31You had 45 movement the last time.
00:38:33So you're going to get right here, right?
00:38:35As you start, as you start running.
00:38:37So you end up there.
00:38:38That's about 30 feet.
00:38:39But I can bonus action dash with hunting action.
00:38:42Can I do that?
00:38:42You want a bonus action dash so you can move 60?
00:38:45Yeah, so that I can get back into the window where Bert is cooking aioli.
00:38:48Okay.
00:38:48You jump back into the window where Bert is cooking aioli.
00:38:51So you're just fleeing.
00:38:53Okay, great.
00:38:53All the ovens are on.
00:38:54All the ovens cranking hot.
00:38:56This guy, it's...
00:38:57Aioli bubbling over the side of the pan.
00:38:59He doesn't know how to make aioli at all.
00:39:02He's a genius.
00:39:03My husband, I just, he's a rebel.
00:39:04Do it over a fire.
00:39:05I love coming home to the smell of simmering aioli.
00:39:11Incredible.
00:39:12Okay, three brutes remaining.
00:39:16They're going to listen to Kensington's instructions.
00:39:20I think they're going to go for the pilot.
00:39:22So all of them are going to rush in.
00:39:24They're going to rush up the steps to that other door.
00:39:28They're rushing past me.
00:39:29Are they rushing past you?
00:39:31Yes, they are.
00:39:31Sentinel.
00:39:32Oh, shit.
00:39:33Okay, nice.
00:39:36Go ahead and take your attack on opportunity.
00:39:37Great.
00:39:39That's a 10 plus 7.
00:39:4117?
00:39:42A 17 hits.
00:39:43Great.
00:39:43So immediately, one of them in the front, you just grab by the fucking collar.
00:39:49That's 7 damage.
00:39:517 damage, hell yes.
00:39:53He is stopped in his tracks.
00:39:55The other two are going to rush past you up the stairs.
00:39:58As they burst in through the door, they're going to take their attacks on Maria.
00:40:03And they both miss.
00:40:04Yeah, dude, I don't even notice them.
00:40:07Just...
00:40:07Mr. Magooing out of the way while you're steering.
00:40:12Okay, it's the wasp.
00:40:14One of them has been knocked out of the air.
00:40:16From a distance, another one is still firing.
00:40:19Disadvantaged from the smoke.
00:40:20Yeah, they're blinded, right?
00:40:21Oh!
00:40:22The one that's blinded is not even going to attempt to fire.
00:40:25Okay, okay.
00:40:26There's another...
00:40:27A third one is off in the way distance.
00:40:29One's been destroyed.
00:40:30Disadvantaged.
00:40:31Nat one.
00:40:32Missed fire.
00:40:32Gun jams way behind you.
00:40:34This one, from out of the choking smog flying over Bel Nuit, Kensington, alights and lands.
00:40:42Rushes forward.
00:40:43As they begin to strafe over here, they're going to make their attacks at disadvantage because the pilot's been blinded, but he's going to attack the Zephyr again.
00:40:53That was a 19 on the die and a nat one.
00:40:56Gun jams on that wasp from the blinded condition.
00:41:00This enormous mech leaps forward and Kensington, on his jetpack, flies like he's going for Maria, ducks down and smashes through the glass window into the captain's horse.
00:41:12Yes.
00:41:16Kensington rushes into the captain's quarters.
00:41:17Why is this chair so fucked up?
00:41:20You hear him calling out, the documents!
00:41:23We've been beaten to the punch!
00:41:24And this woman's chair is awful!
00:41:28And you see Kensington rushes in.
00:41:30Yeah, you actually hear him calling out, being like, we've been beaten to the punch!
00:41:34And that enormous, this like hugely armored, massive brute lands and is going to take a shot right away.
00:41:42Except for you, Monty.
00:41:4518 on the die.
00:41:48He is going to deal 6, 8, 12, 21, 27 points of damage to Monty.
00:41:57They did not have these back in 71.
00:42:02How's Monty looking?
00:42:03Actually, let's go around and say hit point total.
00:42:05I wanted to ask about, like, that gun.
00:42:07If I pass the check, did I take half damage?
00:42:09You took no damage.
00:42:10Okay, then I'm at 44.
00:42:14Because I second winded.
00:42:1644.
00:42:16Okay, Mario, you're unharmed.
00:42:1857.
00:42:1857.
00:42:19Did you say 21 points of damage?
00:42:20I said 27.
00:42:2127 points of damage.
00:42:22That's worse.
00:42:25I'm at 26.
00:42:27Max?
00:42:28I'm at 27.
00:42:2927?
00:42:29Because I got some temp HP back.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:3215.
00:42:3215.
00:42:33I haven't taken any hits, so I'm still at a solid 11.
00:42:37You say what?
00:42:38I'm at full health, and I'm at 11.
00:42:40Protect the child!
00:42:42Which is why I've been stilting.
00:42:43I'm not going to be on the bridge.
00:42:46Hell yeah.
00:42:47Incredible.
00:42:48That is...
00:42:49You guys have whittled this team of brutes way down.
00:42:53That's their whole turn.
00:42:54Misses from the blinding condition.
00:42:56Misses from the pyrotechnic smoke.
00:42:57We get back to the top.
00:42:58Van, that's going to be you at the top of this.
00:43:00Great.
00:43:01I am going to activate my Into the Fray knack.
00:43:06Okay.
00:43:07So until the end of my turn, when you hit a creature, it does 2d6 extra damage, and you
00:43:12can make three more attacks.
00:43:14Whoa!
00:43:16Whoa!
00:43:18So I am going to...
00:43:20But they have to be on different targets.
00:43:23Gotcha.
00:43:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:24So first attack, 25 to hit.
00:43:28Hits.
00:43:28Why can't I count today?
00:43:334 plus...
00:43:3413.
00:43:3513 damage to the guy who I...
00:43:38You just grappled?
00:43:39Just grappled?
00:43:40The sentinel?
00:43:41Or you just sentinel.
00:43:41So you swat him.
00:43:43He's looking bloodied now at this point.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:45And then you're going to run up the stairs to join Maria in the cockpit?
00:43:48I'm going to run up the stairs to join Maria.
00:43:51Hell yeah.
00:43:51One of the dudes is going to get a hit on you as an attack of opportunity, and it's
00:43:55going to deal 17 points of damage to you.
00:43:58I'm down.
00:43:59You're down?
00:43:59What?
00:43:59Oh, yeah.
00:44:01What?
00:44:01I should have done my second win before I attacked.
00:44:04No!
00:44:05The turn can be staggered in any order.
00:44:07What would you need to roll on your second win to stay up?
00:44:09Two, three.
00:44:09I actually wouldn't have to roll.
00:44:11Oh, you'd automatically stay up?
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:13If you want to state that you did your second win first, I'm totally okay with you.
00:44:16I would like to state that I did my second win first.
00:44:18Let's do that.
00:44:19Right.
00:44:20So that's nine extra points.
00:44:22Hell yeah.
00:44:23So that gets me up to 24.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:25So you take 17.
00:44:27You're at seven hit points.
00:44:28This piston shoots past you.
00:44:30There's also that metal guy right there, too.
00:44:33The new metal guy.
00:44:34They do this huge brute that just bleeped on.
00:44:35Yeah, I'm going to go for the guys who are going for Maria.
00:44:38I want her to focus on what she's doing.
00:44:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:40Hell yeah.
00:44:41Ten, I'm assuming does not hit.
00:44:43It does not hit.
00:44:44And then...
00:44:45Oh, yeah.
00:44:46Okay.
00:44:4719 on the die.
00:44:47So 26 on the next game.
00:44:49Go ahead and roll that damage.
00:44:51Is eight, nine...
00:44:5313.
00:44:5413.
00:44:5513.
00:44:55Boom!
00:44:56You slam your fist.
00:44:58Van is just tearing across the deck, thundering blows into all of these different...
00:45:02I've got two black eyes.
00:45:04My hands are bleeding.
00:45:06My nose is bleeding.
00:45:07I'm, like, reeling.
00:45:09Don't you worry, Captain.
00:45:10I won't get me.
00:45:12I won't get worried, but you're around.
00:45:14You're still...
00:45:15They're all right behind you, and you're still just in the rearview mirror.
00:45:18Still just looking in the rearview mirror.
00:45:19I, like, angle them out so it's just bad.
00:45:21I also loved this much shit behind you with a rearview mirror.
00:45:26It's just the back of the room.
00:45:28You see, go ahead, by the way, and roll a d6 for the recharge on Inspiring Invective.
00:45:36Okay.
00:45:37Two.
00:45:37Two.
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:38No Inspiring Invective.
00:45:39That is going to be...
00:45:40Pappy, that's you.
00:45:42All right.
00:45:43Wow.
00:45:44These guys are here now.
00:45:46There's two guys up next to us that you are...
00:45:50I think I might just try to throw off the big guy.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:53Ooh.
00:45:53And I will...
00:45:55There's one guy on the deck who's badly hurt.
00:45:57There's two guys in the deck, one of whom Vans just walloped, and this new guy jumped off the wasp, who is a much bigger...
00:46:04The other brutes are in, like, heavy canvas diving suits.
00:46:08This guy is in steel.
00:46:10He is in a metallic suit.
00:46:11I think I have to use my...
00:46:12I believe my bonus action to reload.
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:15So I'm going to reload my pistol, and then I'm going to shoot the guy who's fucked up near us.
00:46:20Cool.
00:46:21And I'm going to...
00:46:22I got a grit point back, I think, because I killed somebody.
00:46:25Yes, you do.
00:46:26And so I'm going to use this to get advantage.
00:46:31Two 11s.
00:46:33So 20 to hit.
00:46:34Hell yeah.
00:46:34Go ahead and roll damage.
00:46:35And then that would be...
00:46:37That's 14 damage on that first shot.
00:46:39Dead.
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:40Now there's two near us.
00:46:43And those two near you are actually up...
00:46:44Sorry.
00:46:45This guy's toast.
00:46:47And this guy is as well.
00:46:48The only one...
00:46:49Now that you shot him, there's only two in the pilot's cabin with Maria.
00:46:53And then there's the one big metal guy.
00:46:56Got it.
00:46:56I'm going to try to...
00:46:58And murder shares on here.
00:47:00And murder shares in the captain's quarters.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02So I guess I should run to the captain's quarters, because you're all fucked up, too.
00:47:08I'm going to see if I can make it to the captain's quarter in this round.
00:47:11The arcade lock is open to you.
00:47:12Whatever device Maria used, you can just walk through the door.
00:47:15I wasn't sure if I had enough movement from here to there.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:17But I'm going to go for that and say the password, heebie-jeebies, and open up the door.
00:47:22Like it always is.
00:47:24You walk in, see with his jet pack open, looking at the slit in the chair and the open drawer in front of him.
00:47:33Murder shares going, blast, blast it all.
00:47:36And whips up to see you.
00:47:38I'm going to use another grip point to use an attack with advantage.
00:47:42And I'm also going to take a penalty to be a minus five for sharpshooter to add 10 to the damage.
00:47:50Hell yeah.
00:47:51Go ahead, give me your tackle.
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:53Come on.
00:47:5518 plus 9, so 27 minus 5.
00:48:0022.
00:48:0022 hits.
00:48:01Okay, so I will do, this is my, okay, that is 20 damage to him.
00:48:10Gun out, you, 20 damage, in the shoulder, and you can see a puff of red gas, but not green like normal, comes out from a little canister.
00:48:23Nice shot, pappy.
00:48:25What you sniffing on, boy?
00:48:26The only thing I'm going to be sniffing is your body.
00:48:31What?
00:48:32Dead, dead body.
00:48:33You smell dead bodies?
00:48:34Shut up.
00:48:36You're getting weirder and weirder.
00:48:39The only weird thing is going to be your butt.
00:48:41We're out of here!
00:48:43My butt's going to be weird?
00:48:44Ah, shit!
00:48:46Buddy, it already is.
00:48:48Max, it's going to be your turn.
00:48:49Great.
00:48:49I'm going to just charge at this dude that just came down and just do four shove attacks.
00:48:59All right!
00:48:59This guy has a plus 8 to athletics.
00:49:03Okay.
00:49:04First one you had to beat is a 20.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07All right.
00:49:08First attack is a 23.
00:49:10Nice!
00:49:12So here.
00:49:14And.
00:49:15A perfect gentleman fisting form.
00:49:23Fists up, turn the body.
00:49:25Perfect, like perfect extension for a gentleman's punch.
00:49:29And this, you watch with your waxed mustache.
00:49:33Like this is an image of the age.
00:49:36A man in a suit covered in blood punches a robot soldier off the deck of a skyship.
00:49:42Woo!
00:49:42It falls.
00:49:44Screaming.
00:49:44Into the smog.
00:49:46He seemed scary.
00:49:48He had more than 100 hit points.
00:49:50Knocking him off the ship was a very smart decision.
00:49:54Wow.
00:49:57Max.
00:49:58That's one attack.
00:49:59Hell yeah.
00:50:00Who else is around?
00:50:01Who else is around?
00:50:02The deck is clear.
00:50:03The deck is fully clear.
00:50:04Who else wants it?
00:50:04You see that wasp up there.
00:50:06But other than that.
00:50:07Yeah, what battle station do I have?
00:50:09Let's see if it recharges.
00:50:10On a six, it's recharged.
00:50:11You can rotate her cannon with that right now and try to attack the wasp.
00:50:13So uncivilized.
00:50:14How far is it to jump?
00:50:16I'll say it's a DC 15 athletics check to jump.
00:50:21Oh my god, this idiot.
00:50:22We doing it?
00:50:23Yeah, I'm too pumped up.
00:50:25Too pumped up.
00:50:27All right.
00:50:28No, this is very much Box of Doom.
00:50:29We're having our first Box of Doom roll.
00:50:31Murph wants to play some luck out here.
00:50:35Let's go.
00:50:35I made it a rule in my head that I'm like, Maxwell will never use a weapon.
00:50:40Okay, perfect.
00:50:41Great, great, great.
00:50:41That's gorgeous.
00:50:41So, come on.
00:50:4527.
00:50:4627.
00:50:46Wow!
00:50:47You punch a robot in the face off the deck of the ship.
00:50:51You leap forward and clear this distance through the smoke.
00:50:56You see there's a moment where you are framed.
00:50:58The crescent moon that always hangs over Belle Nuit because it is a literal 800-foot crescent of moon rock on chains from the subterranean ceiling.
00:51:08You pass over through the artificial moonlight framed in smoke and land on the deck, on the wing of the wasp with all of your attacks left.
00:51:18I'll just start trying to punch dudes out of the cockpit.
00:51:23There's only one pilot.
00:51:24I try to just lift him by the collar and drop him.
00:51:27So, go ahead.
00:51:29Off with you then.
00:51:32Go ahead.
00:51:33Give me the attack roll.
00:51:35Athletics check.
00:51:3626.
00:51:37He rolled a nine.
00:51:40He says, this is why you should always buckle.
00:51:43And you please up and you toss the pilot out of the wasp.
00:51:48This craft begins to just list to the right.
00:51:50And I'll jump.
00:51:52I'll jump back.
00:51:52All right.
00:51:53Box of Doom, give me your next athletic clinic.
00:51:56Hup, hup.
00:51:57Yes.
00:51:57All according to plan.
00:51:59All according to plan.
00:52:00No blood frenzy here.
00:52:0319.
00:52:0319.
00:52:04And you, as it begins to list off, you do a much more graceful little double foot hop.
00:52:09Hup.
00:52:11And you just, moments later here, as flame erupts from the wasp off here.
00:52:17Wow.
00:52:18Unbelievable, Murph.
00:52:19I start to, as I jump back, I start to come down from my bloodlust and just go, what the
00:52:24fuck was that?
00:52:25What the hell happened?
00:52:27I almost died.
00:52:28Honestly, give me a constitution save real quick.
00:52:33Uh, 13.
00:52:35You barf a little bit.
00:52:36Wheelwell goes, see?
00:52:40No one saw that.
00:52:41It's where that man is.
00:52:42Wheelwell, get a gun.
00:52:44What are you doing?
00:52:45What?
00:52:46Wheelwell's doing his best.
00:52:47I walk a different path.
00:52:49And you see he throws a playing card through the air.
00:52:52It flies off.
00:52:53It just shoots off.
00:52:54You hear.
00:52:55It's causing.
00:52:56That's the first time I've ever tried that.
00:52:59Tried what?
00:53:00Huh?
00:53:01Tried what?
00:53:01I'm getting aioli.
00:53:05You, that is your turn.
00:53:08Maria, that is you.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:09So there's no combatants on the ship right now.
00:53:12Two, there's still the two in the part with you and Van.
00:53:15Oh, okay.
00:53:16I'll just turn around and shoot them both.
00:53:18Hell yeah, go for it.
00:53:19Don't you worry about it, Captain?
00:53:20I'm glad.
00:53:21I think for this, can I just take out my blacksmith's hammer instead?
00:53:25Yeah, go for it.
00:53:26Okay, I'm going to do that.
00:53:29Okay, first one is a 12 to hit.
00:53:32That's cocked.
00:53:35The second one is a 15 to hit?
00:53:38Both hit.
00:53:3812 and 15 both hit.
00:53:39Oh, really?
00:53:40Okay, great.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:42As you roll damage, Monty, you're on deck after this.
00:53:44Right.
00:53:45You see the crew, by the way, who's also going now.
00:53:47The crew is just unloading all the sails.
00:53:50And you can see with these sails open up behind you,
00:53:53the two in the back with the engine are rotating
00:53:55at full steam ahead.
00:53:57You are peeling off faster than that last wasp can follow you.
00:54:0212 damage and nine damage.
00:54:04You turn around this, like, mechanical whiz,
00:54:07take out a hammer and bash the screen of this guy's suit open.
00:54:11Glass, hair mouth gone.
00:54:15Glass, hair mouth gone.
00:54:17Glass, hair mouth gone.
00:54:18And then I think, can I, I haven't seen if we've recharged our,
00:54:25our dangerous rise.
00:54:28Yeah, go ahead and give me, give me two checks for that.
00:54:30One, and then this rounds is going to be four.
00:54:34It does not, but you can still fly normally.
00:54:36Go ahead and give me a tinker's tool check just for piloting out of the city
00:54:39as fast as possible.
00:54:40All right.
00:54:40Oh, 27.
00:54:4327.
00:54:45The ship tears off.
00:54:47As it does, you see a number in the inky blackness.
00:54:51Suddenly extra stars start to align
00:54:54as you steer towards the actual military vessels of Bel Nuit
00:54:58that begin to zoom past you towards the imperial vessels behind you.
00:55:04You can see that, like, Bel Nuit has noticed
00:55:05that, like, the empire's doing some shit here.
00:55:08And they sort of, they're like,
00:55:10these blimps are actually made of black velvet
00:55:13that have, like, these sort of scintillating lights
00:55:15along the outside of them.
00:55:16And begin to move towards these other vessels.
00:55:19I want to, I want to.
00:55:22Sensual blimps.
00:55:22Sensual blimps is the name of the very first album
00:55:25that was recorded on a wax cylinder.
00:55:28I do kind of want to salute one of the captains of the blimps
00:55:31and be like.
00:55:32A man with a sleek captain's hat
00:55:34who also has a full velvet mask salutes you.
00:55:38Wow.
00:55:39Is he playing at Coachella?
00:55:42Full velvet mask.
00:55:44Make of that what you will.
00:55:45Make of that what you will.
00:55:46With a zipper for a mouth.
00:55:48Is it up or is it sideways?
00:55:51Up on the very top of the blimps,
00:55:53another man in a velvet mask just plays sax
00:55:55going in towards the...
00:55:58And with that, there is one person left in there.
00:56:02Monty, that's going to be your turn.
00:56:03I'm going to look at Max.
00:56:05Are you all right, son?
00:56:07Yes, I didn't throw up.
00:56:09That was Wheelwell.
00:56:12On you?
00:56:13Yes, Wheelwell came over here.
00:56:14He vomited on me.
00:56:15I think he ate some rat mayonnaise.
00:56:17Something went wrong.
00:56:18Otherwise, everything's good.
00:56:19I'm good.
00:56:20Thank you for asking, though.
00:56:21Yes.
00:56:21I'm going to slowly walk into the captain's quarters
00:56:25where Murdisher is
00:56:26and fire on him twice.
00:56:29Give me two attack rolls.
00:56:30The gun is recharged as well.
00:56:32Well, but there's nothing to shoot at, right?
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Mario's flying faster than the wasps.
00:56:36Hell yeah.
00:56:37Has headed in the direction
00:56:38of these other Belle Nuit vessels.
00:56:40And there's only one combatant in the pilot's area.
00:56:44Great.
00:56:45And then one up ahead.
00:56:46Let's do it.
00:56:47Let's do it.
00:56:47We're going to walk in.
00:56:48I'm going to use steady aim.
00:56:50Hell yeah.
00:56:51I'm going to forego my second attack
00:56:52to give my first attack advantage.
00:56:54Add a D10 if it hits.
00:56:57Actually, that D10 is if it hits or misses.
00:56:59Okay, great.
00:57:00So we just throw that on top.
00:57:02Hell yes.
00:57:06That's a 19 on the die.
00:57:08Wow.
00:57:09Do you want to throw...
00:57:10And we'll put Tracker's Quarry on it,
00:57:12so that's a D4 as well.
00:57:13Oh, you are going to mark Kensington
00:57:16as one of your Tracker's Quarry.
00:57:17Yes.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:18The 19 on the die.
00:57:20You add the D10.
00:57:21Go ahead and roll your damage.
00:57:23One, two D8.
00:57:25Oh, it's for us.
00:57:28All right.
00:57:2911, 15, 19, plus three for 22 points of damage.
00:57:35Wow.
00:57:36Ooh.
00:57:38So, Pappy, Monty comes up right alongside you.
00:57:41You raise your rifle.
00:57:43Breath, stillness.
00:57:45Gut shot.
00:57:48Kensington leaps in.
00:57:50You see that, again, that sallow skin.
00:57:52And as it does, you, the blood splatters.
00:57:57You smell that blood.
00:57:59And you see the look on this man's face
00:58:02when he is frightened for his life.
00:58:05You will not forget this man's fear.
00:58:07You will know where he steps.
00:58:09You will know where he sleeps.
00:58:11You will be able to track this man
00:58:13wheresoever he goes.
00:58:15And at the end of that turn, Monty,
00:58:17he is still up.
00:58:19He is looking bloodied, officially.
00:58:21Olethra, that is your turn.
00:58:22I heard someone shout,
00:58:24they've beaten us.
00:58:26I'm really freaked out.
00:58:27I climb out of this window
00:58:29and I climb into the mech,
00:58:31which has been just my clubhouse forever,
00:58:34but it's been inoperable.
00:58:36But I just want to stash all the stuff
00:58:37that I just got in the mech
00:58:39and hide in there, I guess.
00:58:40You hide it all in the mech.
00:58:41Give me a dexterity saving throw.
00:58:42Sure.
00:58:45Ooh, my dex.
00:58:48That's a nine.
00:58:50You get a nine.
00:58:51As you climb it,
00:58:51you stumble a little bit,
00:58:52putting your stuff away.
00:58:54You're breathing faster.
00:58:55There's violence.
00:58:56There's things happening.
00:58:57And you just hear...
00:59:01The mech closes.
00:59:04Okay.
00:59:06And over the radio,
00:59:08you hear...
00:59:09And a little mirror shows up
00:59:16that points at you
00:59:17and you can see
00:59:19that there is a little dial
00:59:20that is flickering
00:59:21in time like a metronome
00:59:23to your quickened breathing.
00:59:25You think the machine could tell
00:59:26that you were scared.
00:59:29You see a massive steel hand
00:59:31on the outside of its stomach.
00:59:39as the mech comes to life
00:59:42for the first time.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:47That is your movement
00:59:48to get into the mech.
00:59:49I ready an action.
00:59:51I don't really know
00:59:51what it would look like
00:59:52or if I could even operate the mech
00:59:54now that it works,
00:59:54but I ready an action
00:59:55to shoot an enemy
00:59:57if they come this way.
00:59:58Hell yes.
00:59:59Does your mech have ranged stuff
01:00:01or is it mostly melee?
01:00:02I think it's mostly...
01:00:03I think it's mostly melee,
01:00:04but I guess a shove attack
01:00:06to shove someone off
01:00:07the side of the...
01:00:08Hell yeah.
01:00:09I'll say if you want the mech
01:00:10to tear off
01:00:11with its movement
01:00:13to like the last brute
01:00:15on the ship,
01:00:15you could absolutely do that too.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:18Hell yeah.
01:00:18Yeah, I run up
01:00:21into where the captain is.
01:00:23Hell yeah.
01:00:23Give me athletics
01:00:24if you want.
01:00:25And if you want to go
01:00:26into combat mode,
01:00:27you can deal with advantage
01:00:28as well.
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:30We're in it.
01:00:31That's going to be a 19.
01:00:3219.
01:00:33Van and Mario,
01:00:34you smash that one guy.
01:00:34The last guy who's left,
01:00:35you hear...
01:00:36And a thing
01:00:40that you again
01:00:41have only...
01:00:42You saw it years ago
01:00:44in schematics,
01:00:45a prototype
01:00:46when the professor believed
01:00:48that Sood was more
01:00:49than just a myth.
01:00:51She built something capable
01:00:52of not only surviving there,
01:00:55but a thing that would
01:00:56help be able
01:00:57to find it at all.
01:00:59A suit of travel,
01:01:01of discovery,
01:01:02something that would
01:01:03allow her
01:01:04and her family
01:01:05and her crew
01:01:06the legacy
01:01:07of searching
01:01:08for the lost,
01:01:09the forgotten,
01:01:10the unsearchable.
01:01:11And it reaches forward,
01:01:13grabs this brute,
01:01:15and flies off
01:01:18into the mist.
01:01:19And you see
01:01:20through the screen
01:01:21at the controls
01:01:23is Olethrum McLeod.
01:01:25In Ader.
01:01:27Below in the captain's quarters,
01:01:29looking up at Daisuke
01:01:31and Monty,
01:01:33Kensington sees
01:01:33his last brute
01:01:34go overboard,
01:01:35looks in your eyes,
01:01:37Monty,
01:01:37and can see
01:01:38that he has been marked,
01:01:39falls backwards
01:01:40in a blast
01:01:41of green smoke
01:01:42that covers you both
01:01:44in the noxious fumes
01:01:45of the queen's smog.
01:01:47He blasts out the window
01:01:48into the city
01:01:49and is gone.
01:01:50That's all for this episode
01:01:52of Dimension 20,
01:01:53Cloudward Ho.
01:01:54Tune in next week
01:01:56as we take to the skies.
01:01:57Skyu and Vizraze.
01:01:59We'll find it.
01:02:01You are beholding
01:02:02Olethrum in the now
01:02:03active mech suit.
01:02:05Holy strap.
01:02:06And I gave him
01:02:07some other information
01:02:08when I thought
01:02:08we were still doing diplomacy.
01:02:09You gave him information?
01:02:10It was an exchange
01:02:11of information.
01:02:11Certainly not first.
01:02:12What did you call an exchange?
01:02:13That's incredible.
01:02:14To the South Pole.
01:02:15To the South Pole
01:02:17and Goldbeard's came.
01:02:19Don't you touch my husband.
01:02:21Don't you bloody touch my husband.
01:02:22You don't talk to me that way.
01:02:23Get your hands on him right now.
01:02:24Get your hands off him.
01:02:25I have not heard this.
01:02:26Marshall, you're cursed.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28Everyone knows
01:02:30that the seventh God's son
01:02:31is cursed.
01:02:32You guys feel
01:02:33the door closed behind you.
01:02:34All right,
01:02:35some investigators.
01:02:37Survived the beast.
01:02:38It wasn't the beast.
01:02:39It was these tiles.
01:02:39What did you do?
01:02:40I found tiles.
01:02:41We need to go.
01:02:42We need to go.
01:02:43He leaves still.
01:02:43Ha!
01:02:44Ha!
01:02:44Ha!
01:02:44Ha!
01:02:45Ha!
01:02:45Ha!
01:02:45Ha!
01:02:45Ha!
01:02:46Ha!
01:02:46Get him!
01:02:47Get him!
01:02:47Get him!
01:02:47Get him!
01:02:48Get him!
01:02:49Get him!
01:02:49Get him!
01:02:50Get him!
01:02:50This is such a symbolic gesture
01:02:52and you don't even understand vibe.
01:02:54Huh?
01:02:55You have to be more normal.
01:02:57Ha!
01:02:57Ha!
01:02:58I completely agree.
01:03:00Well,
01:03:00that's what we're here for.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:02Or we just don't investigate
01:03:04any further
01:03:04and then immediately leave.