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00:00As a matter of fact, look, I'm a matchmaker.
00:04I am. It's my new thing.
00:05People be getting married at my shows and all kinds of s**t.
00:08So, would you like me to help you?
00:10I can assist.
00:12What'd you say, sweetheart?
00:14Sure. You look really, really pretty, too.
00:16Beautiful, strong black sister.
00:18Stand up. Let me see you.
00:20Give us a spin. Let me see.
00:24Okay. Ain't got no ass, but your s**t is sitting right.
00:28She ain't got no ass at all.
00:30I'm a s**t stood up like, yeah, you like that?
00:35I'm the one that was drinking the coffee on Men in Black.
00:44But you're beautiful, though.
00:46Got a great presentation.
00:48Your jewelry on fleek, toes done up.
00:51How big is that goddamn foot, though?
00:53Before I...
00:55A twelve?
00:58Ooh.
00:58And men?
01:02Ladies?
01:03Ten and a half in men?
01:05Goddamn.
01:08You swim or something?
01:13Goddamn.
01:15Her foot like this.
01:16Big foot ass.
01:24Y'all about to go kick it?
01:25Not with you.
01:27Take this goddamn big ass shoe off of me.
01:33I'm stuck.
01:34How do you get your shoes off?
01:41How do you get your shoes off?
01:50Where do you get your shoes at?
01:52Them special order?
01:54Yeah, Amazon, huh?
01:55You'd be like, uh, uh, deliver tomorrow, uh, big and tall.
01:58You fine, though.
02:02And I don't know a man I've ever met in my life that give a fuck about how big your feet are.
02:07We don't give a fuck about no feet.
02:09We want them right next to our head.
02:11Ah!
02:11Ah!
02:11Ah!
02:14Your feet big.
02:14We be like, pass me the remote.
02:16She be trying to grab that b*** her toes.
02:20So what's your name?
02:24Kim.
02:25Okay.
02:26Is that just short for Kimberly?
02:28Okay.
02:28What do you do for a living, Kim?
02:31HR.
02:32For who?
02:33For the government.
02:36All right, you work that foot locker with that goddamn big-ass goddamn foot.
02:41What, can I ask more questions in regards to the government job?
02:49Who the f*** boo's that in D.C.?
02:51Kick this m*** out of here.
02:53What are you working for the government?
02:55What's, like, department over there?
02:59Employment and labor relations?
03:01Okay, so you, you, you in HR for all of the HR in America.
03:07Okay, and so what kind of men do you like?
03:10Tell me, uh, physically five things about him.
03:13Because he might be in here.
03:16Tall.
03:18Ambitious.
03:21Friendly.
03:22Okay.
03:22What you been going through?
03:23You need to say friendly?
03:27Damn.
03:28Okay.
03:29Friendly.
03:29What else?
03:34Outgoing.
03:35Okay.
03:36What about going out?
03:39Okay.
03:39Now, tell me five things about his personality.
03:44Funny.
03:45Ma'am.
03:47I'm leaving town tomorrow.
03:48I'm trying to help you find some love in here tonight.
03:54God-fearing.
03:54You should have led with that.
03:56What else?
03:58You got three more.
04:00Count it on your toes if you're losing track.
04:02What's your favorite candy?
04:07Fruit by the foot.
04:12That was corny, but I had to say it.
04:15I don't give a f***.
04:17What's your favorite sport?
04:20Football.
04:21Are you not going to catch on?
04:23She's like, basketball.
04:24Why?
04:33You'd rather put your ass all in his face than just say, excuse me, four times?
04:38It's because of the brother on the end, huh?
04:39He's like, I ain't moving.
04:40I don't give a f***.
04:42That's how you look, too.
04:43Go over this back of the day.
04:44I ain't moving.
04:46All right.
04:48So, Kim, you got two more.
04:53Show him.
04:53Oh, no.
04:54You got to poop?
04:55I don't like when people f*** at my show.
05:11Listen, matter of fact, look, I'm a matchmaker.
05:16I am.
05:17It's my new thing.
05:17People be getting married at my shows and all kinds of s***.
05:20So, would you like me to help you?
05:23I can assist.
05:23What'd you say, sweetheart?
05:26Sure?
05:26You look really, really pretty, too.
05:28Beautiful, strong black sister.
05:30Stand up.
05:30Let me see you.
05:33Give us a spin.
05:34Let me see.
05:36Okay.
05:36Ain't got no ass, but your s*** is sitting right.
05:40She ain't got no ass at all.
05:43I'm a s*** stood up like, yeah, you like that?
05:48I'm the one that was drinking the coffee on Men in Black.
05:53But you're beautiful, though.
05:58Got a great presentation.
06:00Your jewelry on fleek.
06:01Toes done up.
06:03How big is that goddamn foot, though?
06:05Before I...
06:08A 12?
06:0910 and a half?
06:10Ooh.
06:12And men?
06:15Ladies?
06:1610 and a half and men?
06:18Goddamn.
06:20You swim or something?
06:26Goddamn.
06:27Her foot like this.
06:28What's that?
06:33Big foot a*****.
06:34Y'all about to go kick it?
06:38Not with you.
06:42Take this goddamn big-ass shoe off of me.
06:45I'm stuck.
06:52How you get your shoes off?
06:53Where you get your shoes at?
07:04Them special order?
07:06Yeah, Amazon, huh?
07:07You'd be like, uh, uh, deliver tomorrow, uh, big and tall.
07:12You fine, though.
07:14And I don't know a man I've ever met in my life
07:17that give a f*** about how big your feet are.
07:19We don't give a f*** about no feet.
07:21We want her right next to our head.
07:23Ah!
07:23Ah!
07:24Ah!
07:26Your feet big.
07:27We be like, pass me the remote.
07:30She be trying to grab that b***h her toes.
07:32Here you go, man.
07:34So what's your name?
07:36Kim.
07:37Okay.
07:38Is that just short for Kimberly?
07:40Okay.
07:41What do you do for a living, Kim?
07:43HR.
07:44For who?
07:45For the government.
07:48All right, you work that foot locker.
07:49Put that goddamn...
07:50Big-ass goddamn flit!
07:56What?
07:56Can I ask more questions in regards to the government job?
08:01Who the f*** boo's that in D.C.?
08:03Get this m*** out of here.
08:05What are you working for the government?
08:07What's, like, department over there?
08:11Employment and labor relations?
08:13Okay.
08:14So you're in HR for all of the HR in America.
08:20Okay.
08:20And so what kind of man do you like?
08:23Tell me physically five things about him.
08:25Because he might be in here.
08:28Tall.
08:30Ambitious.
08:31Friendly.
08:33Friendly.
08:34Okay.
08:35What you been going through?
08:36You need to say friendly?
08:39Damn.
08:40Okay.
08:41Friendly.
08:42What else?
08:46Outgoing.
08:47Okay.
08:48What about going out?
08:49Now tell me five things about his personality.
08:56Funny.
08:57Ma'am.
08:59I'm leaving town tomorrow.
09:01I'm trying to help you find some love in here tonight.
09:06God-fearing.
09:07You should have led with that.
09:08What else?
09:09You got three more.
09:13Count it on your toes if you're losing track.
09:16What's your favorite candy?
09:19Fruit by the foot.
09:24That was corny, but I had to say it.
09:28I don't give a f***.
09:29What's your favorite sport?
09:32Football.
09:33Are you not going to catch on?
09:35She's like, basketball.
09:36Why?
09:39You'd rather put your ass all in his face
09:47than just say, excuse me, four times?
09:50It's because of the brother on the end, huh?
09:52He's like, I ain't moving.
09:53I don't give a f***.
09:54That's how you look too.
09:56Go over this back and say, I ain't moving.
09:58All right.
10:00So, Kim, you got two more.
10:05Show him.
10:06Oh, no.
10:06You got to poop?
10:09I don't like when people f*** at my show.
10:24And what about y'all?
10:25Y'all look like y'all struggling.
10:29Just figuring it out.
10:30I want you to show Seal and Heidi.
10:34Boom!
10:47So, was she your public defender?
10:48How did this happen?
10:49This is a hustle and flow relationship.
10:56White lady with braids.
10:58I like this.
10:58Hell yeah.
10:59She knows how to make collar greens and everything.
11:02How did you meet your black king, sis?
11:08Do I really want to know?
11:09Ooh, I want to know so bad.
11:11Now that you said that.
11:13I'm not bullsh**.
11:13My f*** jumped and everything.
11:16Do you really want to know?
11:18It's correct.
11:19Everybody lean in.
11:20This f*** about to be wild.
11:22How did you?
11:23How?
11:26You were dating somebody he knew.
11:30He was dating somebody you knew.
11:33Both of them went to jail.
11:34I f*** told y'all this s*** is going to be good.
11:39I've been doing this s*** 24 years.
11:41I know when it's going to be juicy.
11:51He started asking people your phone number.
11:54At jail or just...
11:58Got it.
11:58So y'all never went up there together for visitation?
12:00Save gas?
12:02I'll see you right after.
12:03So you got her number from a random person?
12:09But you were like,
12:10Hey, what's Rachel's number?
12:13Your name Rachel?
12:16The girl that got lucky?
12:19The girl in jail's name was Rachel.
12:22I felt Rachel energy.
12:23I didn't know who it was.
12:27Anyway, so you start asking for her number.
12:30Did you know her dude?
12:31The one that went to jail.
12:35But you knew he was gone.
12:37You an asshole.
12:39You lost your girl.
12:40You were like,
12:41I know somebody lost their s*** too.
12:42Let me start asking around.
12:45What's your name?
12:47Jessica.
12:48So you start asking.
12:49Hey man, Jessica,
12:50she's single.
12:50You talk black as a mother.
12:59She do da-da-da in the middle of her sentence.
13:02It's 12.
13:02What's up?
13:03Da-da-da.
13:03Let's get it.
13:04What's happening?
13:04Woo-wee, woo-wee.
13:05What's happening?
13:07Boop-bop, boop-bop, boop-bop, bam.
13:09Okay, Kendrick.
13:13How long y'all been together?
13:1616 years.
13:17Yeah, everybody shut the f*** up.
13:20This whole room was judging y'all love.
13:2316 years of cornrows and cornbread.
13:25And he's a special guy.
13:31I can tell he's not full speed.
13:32He's just been nodding this whole time.
13:35He's a little slow.
13:37All your bottom teeth look like top teeth.
13:41I want to see you buy the apple.
13:42Them veneers?
13:43God damn.
13:44How many teeth you got?
13:45You're only supposed to have 32.
13:48This n*** a shark.
13:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:52Hear that?
13:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:55Ah, hear that.
13:57I'm going to hand you back some corn right when you gave it to him.
14:01Enjoy it.
14:02God damn.
14:04You want some corn?
14:05God damn.
14:07Face ass.
14:11Do you do something in orthodontics or something?
14:18Ooh, you want some of this to drink?
14:22Your voice is raspy than a...
14:24I just take care of myself, you know what I'm saying?
14:27I'm taking care of myself.
14:29Based on your voice, I don't know if you really, truly take care of yourself, sir.
14:33I should be able to hear a note in that.
14:36You know what I'm saying?
14:37I just, yeah, I eat ashtrays.
14:39You don't drink or smoke?
14:43You don't drink or smoke?
14:45No.
14:45How do you get your voice like that?
14:48How is it?
14:49Why do you sound like an old ass uncle with a pipe sitting on a porch?
14:54You know what?
14:58Everybody can't hear you.
14:59Just say, uh...
15:00Say anything into this microphone.
15:03It's probably the food that I be eating.
15:04Look how ashy his voice is.
15:08It's probably the food I'm in.
15:10Yeah, it's here.
15:12I be eating soul food made by a white woman.
15:14So it's just with my voice.
15:17She made me sweet potato pie with real sweet potato.
15:21No yams.
15:22I be eating collard greens made out of cabbage greens.
15:30And f*** with your voice.
15:34Y'all got good energy, though.
15:36Like, that little 16 years, you can feel it, too.
15:38Like, y'all comfortable?
15:39She got her arm around you.
15:40Like, you got some good b***h.
15:45That's crazy.
15:47Look, sometimes you gotta take it from him.
15:49I don't know what you said.
15:50What'd you say, Jessica?
15:55Sometimes you got a little spoon.
15:56I like that.
15:57She called you a little spoon, bro.
15:58That's crazy.
16:01He said, she gonna pay for that.
16:03I'm gonna bite the s*** out of her.
16:06Y'all got dude here there.
16:11How many teeth you got, though?
16:12Have you ever felt each one?
16:14You ever just put your finger on each two?
16:16Like, one, two, three, one, five, six, seven.
16:19You can have seven by the time you get to the middle of the top.
16:22But I feel like you're gonna have about 12 or 13.
16:27He said, I got more than that.
16:28I got damn, yeah.
16:30I'm a tooth-a-lot-a-saurus.
16:34Who was that?
16:37It don't gotta be like that.
16:38Whoever that is, I hear the pain.
16:39I hear the pain and the loneliness in your voice.
16:44I know I don't got nobody.
16:47I need somebody, though.
16:49God damn.
16:50I'm a matchmaker.
16:53We can find you somebody.
16:58Are you single?
17:00Are you single?
17:02Stand up.
17:03Okay.
17:10Okay.
17:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:14Oh.
17:16Hey.
17:17Hey.
17:18Hey.
17:20Sit down.
17:24That baby jumped.
17:28You can sit back down, sugar.
17:29Nobody gonna walk.
17:30You was good till you stumbled.
17:35Some dudes are like, oh, you ready?
17:40That's not what I'm looking for.
17:41I'm looking for love.
17:43You ready for love?
17:45See, I like that.
17:46See, strong women, they admit it.
17:48They're like, I know what I need, and I will say something out loud.
17:50I am no shame.
17:51Let me see you stand up with these little Bantu nines.
17:58You got it on, you two.
17:59You got a little diaper on as well.
18:04Got all your teeth.
18:06Beautiful smile.
18:07Little cheekbones.
18:07Little butt nose.
18:09Okay.
18:09Little leather jacket.
18:10Little titties.
18:11Okay.
18:12Who you with?
18:12Is this all family on the road?
18:14That's my best friend.
18:15Hey, best friend.
18:15How you doing?
18:16She really single, or she got bunch of that in town?
18:20Best friend, be real.
18:22Don't be using my powers for negative.
18:25What's your name?
18:27Chance.
18:27All right, we're going to take a chance on love.
18:31She said, I'm single, single.
18:32That's why I believe in you.
18:35That's it?
18:37Okay, let's do it.
18:39Let's get into this.
18:40Because there's enough people in here.
18:42Your husband might really be here.
18:43Tell me five things physically about your dream man.
18:54That's the same lady.
18:55She keeps talking to everybody that don't want her.
18:57She's trying to fuck the gay dude.
19:00She's trying to fuck you.
19:01She's lost.
19:03She's literally lost.
19:04I'm just going to keep saying I love people and tell them someone fucks me.
19:09It ain't going to be Chance.
19:11And it ain't going to be Community Chest.
19:13That's the other cards on Monopoly.
19:17Now, Chance, five things physically only, physically, about your dream man.
19:21Six foot or taller?
19:25Gotta have nice teeth.
19:26Gotta have nice teeth.
19:28I like my men black.
19:30You like your men black?
19:32Yes!
19:33How black?
19:34I'm black.
19:34Like, God damn.
19:36You know what I'm saying?
19:40It's people that dark.
19:41You be like, oh, I'm sorry.
19:42You're beautiful, sir.
19:43Yeah, damn.
19:45How black?
19:46You are darker or just black?
19:48Just as long as they just woke?
19:54Got it.
19:55So they can be mixed?
19:56Black.
19:59Mixed is black.
20:00Oh, you want black and black and then black?
20:04Yeah, that's what she's trying to say.
20:06So it don't, the African diaspora, that's what you want?
20:09Okay.
20:10And what else you like?
20:11I'm sorry, white man.
20:12I tried.
20:12But she's, she's really stuck on this black, black, black.
20:18Okay, what else?
20:22What?
20:23That's it?
20:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:28You got a lot of shit.
20:30Okay, now tell me, but before we get into his possessions,
20:33matter of fact, yeah, let's get into him.
20:37Five things that he got, that he got to have.
20:40Job, car.
20:44That's it?
20:45Job and a car?
20:47Okay.
20:50Everybody gave up already?
20:53The Nigerian like, uh-oh, no, she not going to have him.
20:56She will not have him.
20:59What about his personality?
21:00Five things about his personality.
21:01Who he is.
21:03Funny.
21:04What else?
21:07Okay, good personality.
21:08What else?
21:11That's it?
21:12Relationship with God.
21:13Respect his mom.
21:15Family man.
21:15Definitely respect his mom.
21:18Caring.
21:18Loving.
21:21Oh, okay.
21:22I'm all, sometimes personality just, you know what I mean?
21:27I'm trying to get you some longevity.
21:28You know what I'm saying?
21:29So stand up one more time, and this time when you spend,
21:32do it real slow and make your sexy face.
21:34Tighten up.
21:35Tighten up.
21:35Hey, hey, tighten up.
21:37Put your arm, no, no, no.
21:39No, put your arms down, put your tongue in your mouth,
21:41and just be sexy.
21:44You ready?
21:45Take your time.
21:46Don't nobody want no good s**t.
21:48Tighten up.
21:52Tighten up.
21:54Right there.
21:56Hold that.
21:56Ah, ah, ah.
21:58You can smile, but just don't go,
21:59ah, I saw you.
22:01You ready?
22:03All right, hit him with that slow turn, baby.
22:06How does it feel?
22:11You pretty than a f**ker.
22:13Somebody's going to snatch your ass up.
22:14Fellas, clap two times if you're interested.
22:18Right there.
22:19Right there.
22:21He with his woman, sir.
22:23What the f**k?
22:25He literally with his girl.
22:27Clap all on her hands.
22:28She like, f**k, f**k, Dorian.
22:29I told you it's old s**t.
22:34Sir, you are not eligible.
22:35You're literally with your queen.
22:37No?
22:38Who is that?
22:40You don't even know her?
22:43Okay.
22:43When we said physical, you didn't say nothing about, uh, being in shape.
22:48As a fat dude, I listen.
22:50Spin around, team.
22:55Yeah, you built bad.
22:56I don't f**k.
22:57All right.
22:58Stay up.
22:59Stay up.
23:00Man up.
23:00Stay up.
23:03She s**s you.
23:07That's that big dog right there.
23:12You the bros.
23:14There's some bros upstairs.
23:15Two, Kyle Bible, Spring 03, Deuce Dog, Tail Dog.
23:23Make your memory say, ayah, ayah, dawg.
23:25Now, are you a Q or are you an Omega man now?
23:32No, no.
23:32Have you transitioned into being a good man?
23:34Because Omega men don't cheat.
23:38No, no.
23:38Black men cheat.
23:39Omega men don't.
23:43What do you do for a living?
23:45Law enforcement.
23:54Hold on.
23:55I don't know why y'all, but we need more of him.
23:59What do you, hold on.
24:01Hold on.
24:01Hold the f**k up.
24:02Wait, don't answer what she said.
24:04What do you mean, what department you work at?
24:07Are you, are you the police too?
24:10Your best friend already nodding like, the f**k's the police.
24:14I'm not going no further.
24:15I want y'all to make a little police baby.
24:17Come right here.
24:18Come here, Q.
24:19Right here.
24:19Get your ass out.
24:20Come on.
24:22Come right here.
24:25Wait right there, team.
24:25Wait right there.
24:26Wait right there.
24:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:28We hugging.
24:29We hugging.
24:29I want to see y'all energy.
24:30Hug her.
24:30Get her, get her phone number right now as we speak.
24:39Get her, put your number in her phone right now.
24:43Put your number in her phone right now.
24:46Big back ass n***a.
24:47You done found your wife.
24:48f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f**k's the f
25:18And that's how it that's how it works we find some love
25:25Let's go to the death brother with the poof on his head now
25:28This is what I want you to do if he when he's signed to you you got to turn to me and say it because I don't know
25:32What his hands are saying
25:35What's your name?
25:38Chris that's how you say that
25:44You got to do your fingers like that
25:46It's time for you blind somebody and Chris what do you do for a living?
25:54You're a football coach
26:11Oh
26:13So you do is everybody deaf on the football team
26:24Yes, it's a deaf football team
26:27How they know when to stop playing
26:31You can't hear the whistle how you know when to stop
26:33They silently communicate how but what what's the signal for the play is over?
26:40This
26:45But what if you ain't looking
26:49Everybody looking
26:52Are there more referees at your games than our games?
26:57How many referees y'all got?
27:0170
27:01Oh seven
27:05Y'all are y'all winners y'all been winning y'all undefeated
27:08Two-year straight champions
27:12Two-year straight champions
27:22Y'all play teams that uh
27:23What's the right way to say it?
27:27Can't hear just don't feel right
27:28I don't feel right
27:33Hearing you play hearing teams
27:38I drown my side
27:39You don't
27:44You got me taking you to practice every goddamn day
27:47Monday through Saturday to get out here and lose to 11 days
27:49You got me
27:54He can't hear me
27:55I'm saying what I'm saying
27:56Stop hey stop you stop
27:58Put your hands in your pockets
27:59Put your goddamn hands in your pockets
28:01No, they ain't gonna tell them
28:02Put your hands in your pockets
28:03I'll be mad
28:06I've been working all goddamn day
28:08You got me standing out here
28:08I'm cutting up orange and I'm a teen dad
28:13You got me
28:14Can't even hear hike
28:19You know what would be awesome though
28:24If there was really
28:25Is there deaf players in the NFL already?
28:29Almost
28:32There was somebody?
28:39Hold on
28:39Give me the other
28:42We need both of y'all
28:50Walker for Denver
28:51What position?
28:55Defense
28:56Man that's amazing
28:59You learn something every day
29:00I'm talking
29:00But this is amazing
29:02A deaf player in the NFL on defense
29:11He don't never jump off sides
29:14You can't get him
29:17Fourth and one quarterback doing everything he can
29:19Yeah
29:20Hut hut hut hut
29:23Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
29:29Hut hut hut hut
29:31Walker like
29:38Come on
29:38You're amazing Chris
29:45That's absolutely amazing man
29:48Outstanding
29:50This your girlfriend?
29:53That's your wife?
29:54Uh oh
29:56Hell yeah
29:57You asked her to marry you
29:58You're like
29:59I'm sorry
30:00I have to stop
30:04I have to stop
30:06Nobody's gonna stop me
30:07They're just gonna let me dig my own little
30:11How long y'all been married?
30:1211 years
30:1511 years
30:1611 years
30:17Oh
30:18That's a real
30:18That's a long ass time
30:20Uh oh
30:24Oh here you go with the excuses
30:27He's deaf like
30:27Well actually technically
30:30We were just
30:31for 11 years
30:32And now
30:33I had to get serious
30:34Cause she's like
30:35Yeah I'll take all your hearing aids
30:36So then I had to get her
30:38I had to get down
30:39With her
30:39You know what I'm saying
30:40I was just
30:40You feel me
30:41You know what I'm saying
30:46Maybe having excuses
30:47Deaf or not
30:50So we're married
30:5111 years
30:51Or no
30:54You can't see who
30:56He right there
30:57I don't got somebody for blind people
31:04I'm already overwhelmed with this
31:07Somebody said
31:07We can't see him
31:09You can't see him
31:13Oh is it because the old boy in the front
31:24The Washington DCA
31:27He's beautiful sir
31:30I don't know what he said
31:35Oh my god
31:36We gotta move on
31:38Somebody up there is a piece
31:43This next one
31:44We're gonna take some honesty out of y'all
31:46Are there any men
31:48Who love life is in shambles
31:52But you ready for an honest shot at love
31:55Now I don't want no
31:57No I don't want no
31:58Uh ashy ass bitter woman
32:00Pointing out no man
32:03You sir
32:04You single
32:06Who is she
32:08Your friend
32:11You what
32:13You painted her house
32:14For how much
32:18For free
32:20No
32:20You
32:21You trying to get that
32:22I can't
32:23Look
32:25You ever painted a house before
32:27I painted one wall
32:28It was like
32:30I need to go to home depot
32:32And get one
32:32From outside
32:33I'm about to get carpal tunnel
32:36It was a roller for me
32:38I was like
32:38God damn
32:40You did a whole house
32:41I know you trying
32:42I'm not even gonna get in the way
32:43Matter of fact ma'am
32:44Give me
32:45Later on tonight
32:46Don't look at me crazy
32:47You know he wants
32:48You an asshole for denying him
32:51At least show it to him
32:52Can he see it
32:53God damn
32:56Just be like
32:57Look
32:58And then close it
33:00He'll paint your barn too
33:01He'll be out there painting again
33:03You paint your car
33:04He'll paint your toes
33:04He'll paint
33:05The other dude's nails
33:06He'll paint them again
33:12So you're not eligible
33:13Because you're chasing her too hard
33:14And your body language
33:15Would suggest you still like her
33:17You're leaning all the way into her
33:19I know what I'm talking about sir
33:21You can keep acting like you're not
33:22But if tonight
33:23She got drunk
33:23Crawled across your kitchen
33:25Your bathroom
33:25Your bedroom
33:26Butt ass nigga
33:27With her booty up
33:29You can be like
33:38You don't have to pay me for any paint
33:39Thank you
33:45Ma'am you're f***ing up
33:50This is the type of man
33:51You need to give a chance to
33:53He painted a whole house for you
33:57For free
33:59How much does that cost?
34:01You you you do
34:02You're the electrician
34:03How much is that
34:04You get the whole house painted
34:08Ten grand
34:08You didn't even know it was worth that much
34:12And it was raining
34:13And it was dark
34:13And it was cold
34:17You should get with him
34:18That's the type of dude that love you for real
34:20See women be picking the wrong
34:22You need to pick him
34:23He painted a whole house
34:24And you was inside of it with another
34:29You got that pain in your house
34:30Looking in the window like
34:31Yeah
34:37I should just leave it halfway
34:44Give him a chance man
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