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00:00Previously on Men in Trees
00:02I'm married, and I love my wife.
00:04You know, Patrick, he's my son.
00:07What?
00:07We're still friends, right?
00:08Friends who are married and living together, dating other people.
00:12I'm keeping an eye on you.
00:14You notice any difference?
00:15You always look good to me.
00:16It's hard for me to trust a man with anything.
00:18Trust in a two-way street.
00:30Maybe it has to be, maybe it's love.
00:36Each time I see you, I just...
00:38I think I'm getting attached.
00:41I know it's too soon, but I can't help it.
00:44This book is so different than anything I've written before.
00:48It's not about finding a man.
00:51It's about finding yourself.
00:55I've only finished a few chapters, but I think it could be big.
00:59I can't wait to read it.
01:00It'll be a while, but I'm feeling inspired by Elmo.
01:06Yeah, it's hard not to be.
01:12What's this?
01:13Panopoea abrupta.
01:14Fancy.
01:17That's a geoduck.
01:20It's the oldest shellfish in the world.
01:21They could live to be 146 years old.
01:24I just published an article on them.
01:26Wait, you wrote an article?
01:29Yeah, it's in an academic journal.
01:32It's no big deal.
01:33Yeah, it's a big deal.
01:34Congratulations, fellow writer.
01:37Thanks.
01:42I've always wanted to go on a cruise.
01:44I don't know if he says soothing you'd be on the open water, an open bar.
01:54They dump their garbage into the bay.
01:56The fish eat it, the birds.
01:58They get sick.
02:00Every relationship with nature needs balance.
02:03Those ships, they just throw off the whole ecosystem.
02:05You know, there's plenty of better ways of enjoying the water, like kayaking.
02:13Oh, not everyone can kayak, my friend.
02:17And by everyone, I mean me.
02:19I'll take you.
02:21I grew up kayaking on this bay.
02:23I don't know.
02:23I have my own balance issues.
02:25I can barely keep my mucklucks planted on the ground.
02:28Then we'll go tomorrow night.
02:30The water's calmer.
02:33Come on, let me take you.
02:35You won't believe how many stars there are on the sky.
02:39Okay, it's a date.
02:41I mean, it's not a date.
02:43No, it's a date.
02:47Oh.
02:49Okay.
02:51Okay.
02:56Hey-ho!
02:58Hello, Patrick.
03:02Whoa!
03:04Sorry.
03:04I need a picture for my wallet of my new stepson.
03:08Wow, stepson.
03:10Okay, cool.
03:12Oh, did I come on too strong?
03:13I do that.
03:14It's just I've never been a stepmother before.
03:16Or a mother.
03:17But now that Buzz is your father, that makes me eligible, right?
03:20Right, yeah.
03:21I think I'm going to be good at it.
03:23I took a quiz in Parenting Magazine.
03:25Only two wrong.
03:26Oh, I have a present for you.
03:36Chinese phrases for dummies.
03:38I don't think you're a dummy.
03:39Welcome to your interracial family.
03:46I marked some pages for you to help you understand our people.
03:49We have people?
03:50We have people.
03:51I love people.
03:52Listen, I'm going to be making some homemade dumplings tonight.
03:55Family recipe.
03:56Buzz is off fixing up his cabin.
03:57I only make him when he's gone because he's allergic to gluten.
04:03Hey, you've got some nice hands.
04:06Good for folding dough.
04:08Just like Uncle Woo.
04:10You want to come?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Yeah?
04:14Okay.
04:15Hey, you like Annie?
04:17She's my lady.
04:18Oh, okay.
04:19She can come too then.
04:19Really?
04:20Thanks, bye.
04:23My family's your family, and your family's my family.
04:26Get it?
04:27Yeah.
04:27Yeah, I'll jump there.
04:28Crick, make it up.
04:29Bye.
04:30Bye.
04:31Good job.
04:35Breaking news, Elmo.
04:36Pull over to the side of the road and make a dash to your phones.
04:39Maren Frisk is back in the house.
04:41She's come back from retirement just for you.
04:43I did not retire.
04:45I miss a week of shows because I was working on my book.
04:47You call it a week, I call it forever.
04:50Our first lucky caller is James from Elmo Terrace.
04:53Isn't Elmo Terrace?
04:54Yep, if you have a tree house.
04:57Hi, James.
04:58So there's this girl that works with me over at the cannery.
05:01I like her, and I want her to go out with me.
05:03Sounds great.
05:05So what's the problem?
05:06She asked me out.
05:09Okay.
05:10I said no.
05:11Now what do I do?
05:12You go back and say yes.
05:14Seriously, guys, this is the 21st century.
05:17You should be happy that women are strong enough to take the first step.
05:21Because let's face it, if we didn't, a lot of you would still be single.
05:25A real man makes the moves.
05:27I was just waiting for the right time.
05:29How long?
05:30If you're not going to drive, you've got to let the woman take the wheel.
05:34Otherwise, you're not going to get anywhere.
05:36That's true.
05:36My new stepmother just asked me out today, and if I didn't say yes,
05:40I wouldn't have dumpling night to look forward to.
05:42Uh-huh.
05:43Well, thank you, Patrick.
05:44Sure.
05:48Okay, so tell me, Elmo.
05:50Does it really upset the balance of a relationship if you let the woman take charge?
05:55Step it up, gentlemen.
05:56Chop, chop.
05:57Not a peek-peak, but pick in the face.
06:01Jane!
06:02What?
06:03Jane!
06:03Jane!
06:03What are you doing here?
06:08Did someone die?
06:09Well, someone's career almost did.
06:11Oh.
06:12But it's breathing now.
06:14The New Yorker.
06:15You traveled 4,000 miles to bring me decent reading material?
06:19You better have me in touch, too.
06:20No, I traveled 4,000 miles because I read your first chapter.
06:24Oh.
06:25Amazing.
06:26It's your best work yet.
06:28And I'm not the only one who thinks so.
06:30Please refer to Exhibit A.
06:35What?
06:39I'm in the New Yorker.
06:40Your first chapter?
06:42That chapter was just for you to read.
06:44But it's not even polished.
06:45That was a first draft.
06:46Well, your first draft is on newsstands.
06:49You leaked my chapter?
06:52Oh, my...
06:53I...
06:53I can't believe this.
06:55I always wanted to be in the New Yorker.
06:58You can thank me later.
06:59No, thank me now.
07:02Because you, my featured writer, won't have time once we sign you with one of the nine publishers you're scheduled to meet with next week.
07:07Nine publishers want to meet with me?
07:10I know.
07:10I lied last year when I told you there are only five we cared about.
07:13We care about all nine.
07:14And now all nine care about me.
07:18The Menescence by Maren Frist.
07:21Catchy title, isn't it?
07:22I came up with it during my oxygen facial.
07:25I don't get it.
07:26It's the return of the real man.
07:30A movement.
07:32Forget metrosexuals.
07:33Think retro-sexuals.
07:36Women want the real man.
07:38And that's what you wrote about.
07:39I didn't write about a movement.
07:41Oh, God.
07:43Jack.
07:43This whole chapter is about Jack.
07:45I didn't even change his name yet.
07:47Honey, you're in the New Yorker.
07:49People are loving this.
07:51They'll be thrilled for you.
07:52You think?
07:54Yeah, I know.
07:56If he ever sees it, this is Elmo.
07:58Who he'll possibly read the New Yorker?
08:04Does Jack really live here?
08:11Do I know you?
08:12Well, no.
08:13But we know you.
08:14You're Jack from Elmo.
08:16Oh, I'm Cheryl.
08:18And Meryl from New York.
08:20And the cruise ship docked over in Pacumar.
08:22Oh.
08:23Cheryl, Meryl.
08:24Yeah, Lena.
08:25My name's Ryan.
08:26We just read your article.
08:27You read my article about guinea ducks?
08:31No, no.
08:32He's so cute.
08:33Maren Friss' article about you.
08:35She's this famous relationship coach.
08:36Brilliant woman.
08:37Yeah, yeah, I know who she is.
08:38Oh, and when we read what she wrote about you,
08:40well, we have to come and meet you.
08:42We know you're not Mr. Chatty Cathy,
08:44but we would love to buy you a drink.
08:46Listen, I'm really not interested.
08:52Because of Lynn.
08:55What?
08:57Well, we know.
08:58You're wounded.
09:00Ted, too.
09:05Wait.
09:06Jack.
09:06Jack.
09:08Nice ass.
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:11Yes.
09:12Yes.
09:13Yes.
09:13Yes.
09:13Yes.
09:14Oh, hey, Annie.
09:22Have you seen Jack?
09:24He hasn't been in yet today.
09:26And I'm closing up early because Patrick has a stepmom I have to impress now.
09:30One blood end.
09:31And, yeah.
09:33Is everything okay?
09:35Kind of incredible.
09:37Actually, I got a piece in The New Yorker.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41That's huge.
09:43That's huge.
09:46Right?
09:46Um, well, I wanted to show Jack, so if you see him, could you tell him I'm looking for him?
09:50Sure.
09:51Hey, is that a panopi abrupta?
09:54Okay.
09:54Weird that you know that.
09:55Well, Jack's article just came out about them in Shellfish Monthly.
09:58Oh.
09:58You've both just been published.
10:01Yay!
10:01Hey, could I borrow that?
10:03My subscription just ran out.
10:04Oh, sure.
10:05Oh, by the way, skip the piece on the molting lobsters.
10:07It's a snore.
10:09Good.
10:11Hey.
10:11To Maren, the menace on, and the journey ahead.
10:21Put on your seatbelt, lady, because it's going to be quite the ride.
10:24Thank you, Jane.
10:25This may be the biggest thing that has ever happened to me.
10:27I'm not saying something.
10:30And it is all because of you.
10:34Find me one of these real men you're writing about, and we'll call it even.
10:36I can't remember the last time I had a date.
10:42I'm available.
10:43Might have some mileage on me, but the engine's still good.
10:47Oh, yeah.
10:48I don't drive.
10:56Honey.
10:58Honey, what do you think?
10:59Cute?
10:59Not cute?
11:01So cute.
11:03Maren Frist.
11:04That's me.
11:04We love you.
11:05We just read your article.
11:07See?
11:07People are loving it.
11:09I'm sorry.
11:10We're Cheryl and Meryl.
11:11We know.
11:12Our name's Rhyme.
11:14You found the New Yorker here?
11:16No.
11:17We brought it from New York to read on the boat.
11:19We're trapped on this Alaskan singles cruise, the SS Mantis-y.
11:22Ironic, because there were no men to see.
11:25Well, no real men.
11:26So, we took a little detour to Elmo.
11:29There are so many men here.
11:31I think I just ovulated.
11:33Can you sign this?
11:34Uh, sure.
11:38Um, I can't believe you came all this way to see me.
11:42Actually, we came all the way to see Jack.
11:44He's even better looking than we thought he'd be.
11:47You met Jack?
11:49Yes.
11:50So gorgeous.
11:51Not bad.
11:52We got to meet the real Maren Frist and the real Jack.
11:55And you were right about him.
11:57Not a talker.
11:58Oh, this is all happening backwards.
12:00I need to talk to Jack.
12:01It was really nice to meet you ladies.
12:04Oh, but, but, but.
12:04You didn't sign mine yet.
12:06Okay.
12:07Okay.
12:09Watch and learn.
12:10Put the water here.
12:12Then, fold, press, press.
12:17Fold, press, press.
12:23Hmm?
12:24Fold, press, press.
12:26Fold, press, press.
12:28Fold, press, press.
12:30Fold, press, press.
12:33I used to work at the hostess plant Twinkies Assembly.
12:37Mom.
12:39I like you.
12:40You remind me of me.
12:42Smart and you know how to use a curling iron.
12:48You know, I always wanted to have kids with Buzz.
12:50I don't know if you noticed, but I'm very maternal.
12:53Now you have me, Mai.
12:55Yes, but you already have another mother.
12:57I don't like sharing.
12:59Yeah, but my mom's my mom.
13:01And you're my...
13:03Ma-mai.
13:04Ah!
13:06Ma-mai.
13:07That has a good ring to it.
13:09Mai likes it.
13:09Ha-ha-ha.
13:16Hi.
13:19Hi.
13:20So you heard about the article?
13:23Yeah, yeah.
13:24I met your friends.
13:25You're not my friends.
13:26I don't even know them.
13:27Yeah.
13:28I know what that's like.
13:30Okay, you're upset.
13:32But I swear, I did not know Jane was sending out that chapter.
13:35I was going to change your name.
13:36When?
13:36When the book came out.
13:39In two years, or five, or whenever I got lucky.
13:44Oh, and then you'd be long gone by then, right?
13:46You knew I was writing a book.
13:48Yeah, I just didn't know it was about me.
13:49Well, it's not just about you.
13:51It's about men.
13:54And life.
13:55And Elmo.
13:56And Lynn.
13:57And my tattoo.
13:59I can't believe you.
14:02Wait, were you even going to tell me?
14:03Yeah, I was.
14:04When?
14:05Look, you're a writer.
14:08You write about geoducts, and...
14:12I know it's different.
14:15I thought we were friends.
14:17We were.
14:18We are.
14:19No.
14:20Friends you can trust.
14:22You can talk to them about things that matter.
14:24And you know they're listening because they care.
14:26Not because it makes a good article.
14:29I'm not your friend.
14:31I'm a subject.
14:32Did you even read what I wrote?
14:34I don't need to.
14:36Please.
14:38Just read it.
14:54It's kind of like that thing that happens to women when they get old.
14:58Oh, yeah, yeah.
14:59My mom just went through the menaceans.
15:00That's not the menaceans, you morons.
15:04That's menopause.
15:05Oh.
15:05I don't care what it's called.
15:07Got the ladies here.
15:08I don't care about that.
15:11Menaceans.
15:11Sounds like the sauce we dipped trout in.
15:14Gentlemen, please.
15:16It's not a condiment.
15:18Think about the rise of the real man.
15:20It's a movement.
15:22You're a movement?
15:23Women want a man who takes charge.
15:25A man who has brawn.
15:27And a braid.
15:28And a Bentley, if possible.
15:30I drive a plow.
15:32Yes.
15:32Nice.
15:35My point is, sometimes a woman wants to be treated like a...
15:39Jewel?
15:40Yes.
15:41Like a Jewel.
15:42Oh, Jewel.
15:45Hey, could somebody give me a jump?
15:48My car's back at the turnoff.
15:49It died.
15:52Mary and Jack, and now Jewel.
15:53We should just pack it up and move here.
15:55Yeah.
16:00Hey.
16:01Guess who's over there?
16:02Jewel.
16:03Oh, yeah?
16:04Did she come to see Jack, too?
16:06I flew up your butt, Missy.
16:07How could you have published my piece without my permission?
16:10What?
16:11An hour ago, you were thanking me over a martini?
16:13An hour ago, I hadn't spoken to Jack, who was really pissed, by the way.
16:17The piece is setting the New York publishing world on fire.
16:19Yeah, well, he set it on fire, too.
16:21Literally.
16:22When I showed it to him, he threw it into the fire.
16:24Oh, Neanderthal.
16:26He was my friend.
16:28My friend, who I was going to have a date with.
16:31Did you even think about how this might affect me?
16:33Yeah, I did.
16:35I always do.
16:36I thought about you and your career, and that is my job.
16:39You used to care about your career, too, FYI.
16:40There's more to life than an article in The New Yorker.
16:44Maren, everyone can have an unspectacular life.
16:47You are about to have a spectacular one.
16:49I don't want to be spectacular.
16:51I want to be happy.
16:53You know, I have plenty of clients who would have killed for this opportunity.
16:56Which, I busted my ass to get you.
16:58Well, maybe you should go spend time ruining their lives.
17:03Wow.
17:03Wow.
17:06Hey, we wanted to say goodbye.
17:09Our ship is sailing in an hour.
17:10Thank you for everything.
17:12Me?
17:13I didn't do anything.
17:13Yes, you did.
17:14You showed us real men really do exist.
17:18You gave us hope.
17:19We can go back to Manhattan, and no, we don't have to settle for some guy who wears more jewelry
17:23than we do.
17:25Elmo is pretty terrific.
17:27And Jack.
17:27Oh, don't get me started.
17:29I can't wait for your new book.
17:34Thanks.
17:41I can't believe you're in Alaska.
17:45Well, you know, you talked about it so much, and about growing up here.
17:49I just had to come and check it out.
17:51And you stayed?
17:52Mm-hmm.
17:52And you changed your hair.
17:54You really look great, Wendy.
17:55I go by Teresa now.
17:58Teresa?
17:59Mm-hmm.
18:00Okay.
18:01I like it.
18:01I'm just, I'm happy to see you're alive.
18:03I didn't know what happened to you.
18:05We used to talk every day.
18:07I know.
18:09I should have called you.
18:10So, is this where you sing now?
18:15No.
18:17No, I haven't been doing much of that lately.
18:19Okay, stop.
18:20You can change your name, but you can't quit singing.
18:22I bet, Jewel, doesn't every singer secretly long to be a waitress?
18:34Guess what's for dinner?
18:36It's a ton of fun on a bun.
18:38Sloppy Joes?
18:39Mm-hmm.
18:39No way.
18:42Oh, but I'm stuffed full of dumplings.
18:44And bloated.
18:46Yeah, I heard about dumpling night on the radio.
18:49But dumplings aren't dinner.
18:51Well, mine says they're like magic food.
18:53So tiny, but make you so full.
18:56Oh, my.
18:58She gave her a chance, Mom.
19:00She's heading cool.
19:02That's Chinese for very cool.
19:05She taught you Chinese?
19:07Annie, too.
19:07She loves Annie.
19:09Oh, come on.
19:10Mom-i's a drip.
19:14Mom-i?
19:15Yeah, that's what I call her.
19:16Get it.
19:16You're my mom.
19:17She's my mom-i.
19:18You don't have to buy my drinks, plow guy.
19:36You miss your ship?
19:37I'm not from the cruise ships.
19:39Well, you're not from here.
19:41I'll take that as a compliment.
19:43And I'll try not to take that as an insult.
19:47Okay, so you're not stupid.
19:50And you're not shy.
19:52Five minutes.
19:54Give me five minutes.
19:56Three.
19:57Four.
19:59You drive a hard bargain, plow guy.
20:00Are you cold?
20:09Sometimes.
20:10Strangers I meet in bars.
20:11Yeah.
20:12I mean, would you like my jacket?
20:15Oh.
20:15Yeah.
20:16Okay.
20:16Okay.
20:16Are you flirting with me?
20:24I have been flirting with you all night.
20:27Sorry.
20:28I'm a little out of practice.
20:30What do you do for fun?
20:32A lot of ease.
20:34It's a minute 55.
20:36Your turn.
20:37I have a chainsaw.
20:39On you?
20:40Please don't kill me.
20:42No.
20:43I do ice sculptures.
20:44For fun.
20:45It helps me unwind after plowing all day.
20:48Wow.
20:49That is hot.
20:57I guess we should call it a night.
20:59Okay.
21:12Where do you live?
21:15Easy, tiger.
21:25I can't see without those.
21:26Yeah, but I want to see you.
21:31You're beautiful.
21:37Honey, no talking.
21:38Jane.
21:48Jane?
21:50Jane?
21:57Booyah, girls.
21:59Patrick.
22:03Ni hao.
22:04I'm just speaking the language of the people.
22:08My people.
22:09And your people are Chinese?
22:11Well, I'm technically Blasian.
22:14Black and Asian.
22:16Uh, you're not Asian.
22:19Yeah, but my, my is.
22:20Who?
22:21My.
22:23Oh.
22:24I see.
22:26Uh, Patrick, have you seen Jane?
22:27I really need to talk to her.
22:28It's not really for me to say.
22:31But somebody didn't bunk here last night.
22:33Really?
22:35Dway.
22:37That means yes.
22:38Oh.
22:44Hey.
22:46What are you running off to?
22:47Oh, I'm fine.
22:48I'm not that kind of girl.
22:49I don't need to cuddle after.
22:51You still need to eat.
22:52How about some salmon Benedict?
22:55Seriously.
22:56I'm gone already.
22:59I'm sorry, plow guy.
23:01I've got a book deal to make and a plane to catch.
23:07Let me help you.
23:08No, no.
23:08I love my sad machine.
23:36Want to have lunch?
23:38Me?
23:40You mean me?
23:44Oh, but I brought my lunch.
23:47I normally don't believe in coincidence.
23:50But I have mine right here.
23:53Can I join you?
23:55Of course.
24:02So, I hear you like dumplings.
24:06Um, yeah.
24:11And you like mine?
24:13She's really very nice.
24:17I don't think you should be jealous of her at all.
24:20I'm not jealous.
24:22I'm happy.
24:23I'm happy that he's happy.
24:25Patrick's my baby boy.
24:26I want him to be as happy as possible.
24:29Okay.
24:30So, you're saying he's happy when he's with mine?
24:35Happier than he is with me?
24:37Chief Celia, I feel a little uncomfortable with this conversation.
24:41Fine.
24:42I just thought we could have a nice meal together.
24:45Okay.
24:46You need any help?
24:47No, I'm good.
24:49Wendy.
24:51I was gonna tell you.
24:52What?
24:53That you used a tour with Jewel?
24:54That you used a different name?
24:56Those are the kinds of things that you usually share with your husband.
24:57It's complicated.
24:58It usually is with you.
25:18it's complicated it usually is with you i didn't talk about the past because
25:26it's pretty messed up i was messed up
25:29okay
25:32what happened
25:37i used to date a guy who was kind of a jerk
25:43what kind of a jerk the kind that hits
25:47you beat me up
25:51oh my god
25:53no no
25:57how long did you guys three years i know
26:02look i never wanted to talk about any of this why because of the way you're looking at me right now
26:12because i was ashamed because i wanted to forget that it ever happened
26:20you can tell me anything
26:26i know
26:33it's done
26:35that's the point
26:36i came here i changed my name i changed everything
26:41you could have told me
26:43it's not like it would have changed anything between us
26:47but it did
26:48you know what it's really crappy that you have to know and get away from the south as well
26:53you know what it's really crappy that you won't read my piece
27:19well the damage is done
27:21just so you know this kind of opportunity doesn't come along in my business ever
27:25congratulations so you're just gonna shut me out it's a lot safer that way you know
27:32you want your feelings to be respected it's a two-way street what i do writing is what i love
27:40it's my passion when i do it well i can actually give people hope you should at least be able to
27:45respect that you should at least read what i wrote i would have read it you'd have brought it to me
27:52yourself before it was published in a magazine well that ship has sailed and taken a lot of copies with
27:56it by the way i read your piece on my bracelet the gooey duck and i learned something you know
28:05why because you're really good at what you do just like i'm good at what i do i didn't say you're not
28:10good at what you do hold on you wrote and i quote that even when the balance of the ecosystem is
28:18upset in time it can correct itself if it's given the chance yeah but it's never the same again
28:24so you don't want to give me that chance i don't want to fight neither do i i want to go back to
28:29what we were what we are we aren't anything
28:33so the last couple of months we're just what hanging out to kill time no the last couple of
28:42months i actually thought that we could have had something that's not fair it's not supposed to be
28:49so if i go back to new york if i write this book our friendship is over done
28:57i'm not sure what this is but you left it on my phone
29:23my blackberry i've been looking all over for this
29:28that was the kind of greeting i was hoping to get
29:32hey what's wrong nothing is wrong
29:37no sarcastic greeting you haven't even called me plow guy yet something's got to be wrong
29:44i thought i'd come back here and maron would be waiting for me
29:48and it would all be okay i haven't seen her all day
29:53i have a client who i thought knew what she wanted and now she's blaming me for helping her get it
29:59i knew this would happen
30:03maron's gone soft on me
30:06there were signs i didn't read the signs
30:09it's my job to read the signs seriously she wrote a book about reading this
30:14i'm sorry
30:18you didn't come here to hear my work problems
30:22i want to hear
30:23no one's ever listened to me complain this long without my paying them
30:27you and maron
30:30you seem close
30:31we are
30:33i don't want to talk about it anymore
30:36talking helps
30:38you just had a fight with your friend
30:40she's my best friend
30:41sometimes i forget that
30:45thanks
30:49flower guy
30:52it's sam
30:54thanks sam
30:57whoa
31:03where are your boots
31:04it's high noon
31:06we always dress up for westerns
31:08go get your dad's partner
31:10oh man
31:10i forgot
31:11mama has taken me and annie to see jewel at the chieftain
31:15sorry cowboy
31:18but you're not going anywhere
31:20you may think you have two moms now but it's friday
31:23and i get friday
31:24i have always gotten friday and friday is movie night
31:27fine
31:28it's movie night
31:30why
31:31by the way you're not
31:34belaysian
31:35you're belirish
31:37give it up for my friend
31:41jewel
31:42i said to myself
31:43so
31:44why are you
31:46awake again
31:47it's 1 a.m
31:48and you're standing here with the fridge door wide open
31:51and you're staring
31:52at such a sight
31:53fluorescent light
31:54the stars are bright
31:55i might make a wish
31:57if i believed in it
31:58but as it is
31:59i might watch tv
32:00cause it's nice to see people
32:02more messed up than me
32:04i say to myself
32:07smile at the wall
32:12let myself fall
32:17it's gonna be
32:20all right
32:22no matter what they say
32:24it's gonna be a good day
32:26just wait and see
32:28it's gonna be
32:30okay
32:31cause i'm okay with me
32:34it's gonna be
32:35it's gonna be
32:37it's gonna be
32:38it's gonna be
32:39okay
32:40okay
32:40i'm gonna be
32:42all right
32:43it's gonna be
32:44it's gonna be a good day
32:45just wait
32:46just say
32:48gonna be
32:49okay
32:50cause i'm okay with me
32:53it's gonna be
32:54it's gonna be
32:55it's gonna be
32:56it's gonna be
33:10yeah
33:12oh
33:13thank you
33:21thank you
33:22thank you
33:23thank you almo
33:24everybody knows
33:25there's no place
33:25warmer than alaska
33:26and thank you so much
33:27for allowing me your waitress
33:28wasn't she great
33:29thank you
33:32hey what do you think
33:35about coming on tour
33:36with me again
33:36patrick
33:44can i help you
33:50where's patrick
33:53i'm here
33:54he's right here
33:55where he's supposed to be
33:58he's supposed to be
34:00with his mamai tonight
34:02yeah about that
34:04listen dumpling
34:04i've had it up to here
34:06with the mamai's
34:07patrick is with me tonight
34:08he doesn't need you
34:11he likes me more
34:14just stop fighting
34:15patrick be quiet
34:16listen to your mother
34:17hey we will all speak
34:22english here
34:23do you think you deserve
34:24to be his mother
34:25what do you even know
34:26about my patrick
34:27our patrick
34:28do you know why he won't
34:31mix fruit and chocolate
34:32i could
34:34or why he can't look
34:36a reindeer in the eye
34:37you can't
34:39or what his favorite
34:41christina aguilera song
34:42is
34:42stop
34:42shut your crab traps
34:44oh
34:46nice manners
34:47you taught him
34:48i can't live like this
34:51my two moms need to get along
34:53because i love you both
34:55you love her
34:56you love me
34:58yeah
34:59okay
35:02enjoy your movie
35:04well don't leave all mad
35:08mad
35:08my boy loves me
35:10i'll see you next tuesday
35:11internet macho
35:12you love her
35:19well not like i love you
35:21but more family means more
35:23love to go around
35:24right
35:25get in there
35:28or someone else falls in love
35:30with you
35:31we should have been recording
35:39that tonight
35:39because that was perfect
35:41yeah
35:42gotta say
35:44i haven't had that much fun
35:45in a while
35:45but i can't go on tour
35:48with you
35:48this doesn't have anything
35:51to do with mike
35:52does it
35:52because
35:52you can't let a guy
35:54control your life forever
35:55no
35:55it's just
35:57me
35:58it's time i started singing
36:00on my own
36:00if you change your mind
36:03call me
36:05i mean it
36:07the offer stands
36:08oh
36:09bye
36:10bye
36:11bye
36:12how could you pass that up
36:22i just wish
36:26that when you looked at yourself
36:28you could see even a little bit
36:31of what i see in you
36:33i do
36:34now
36:35it's taken a while
36:38i'm stronger because of you
36:41i just can't be anybody's backup anymore
36:48so
36:52i made you strong enough
36:54to leave me
36:55yeah
36:56but i'm not going very far
37:01when the sky is falling from above you
37:23and the wind is raging from the coast
37:30and you want someone who truly loves you
37:38i will be the one who loves you the most
37:45i will be the one who loves you the most
38:10it's a blackberry
38:22i made it this morning
38:27and i'm getting dsl so you can blackberry me from new york
38:31i should tell you
38:35my doggy daycare legally adopted
38:38my dog
38:38and
38:39i only call my parents on holidays
38:41and
38:41i only know their holidays
38:43because dean and de lucas is closed
38:44and
38:45well i'm
38:46a busy lady
38:47so
38:47i can't really promise that i can keep in touch
38:50okay
38:51okay
38:56i will be the one who loves you the most
39:07yeah
39:09cause i will be the one who loves you
39:13the most
39:16hi
39:22i am so sorry
39:25look honey
39:27look i know i pushed you into all this
39:30i'm pushy
39:31a smidge maybe
39:35but it makes you a great editor
39:38but a great friend
39:40not so much
39:41so no more pushing
39:43i want you to do what's gonna make you happy
39:46that's right
39:48i said it
39:48one email
39:50and the meetings are cancelled
39:51and
39:51you can stay in this
39:52snow cone of a town
39:54and you and me
39:57we'll be fine
39:58i'm coming with you
40:02i'm not gonna go on my own journey
40:09who will
40:09it's gonna be
40:12all right
40:14no matter what they say
40:16it's gonna be a good day
40:18just wait and see
40:20it's gonna be
40:21okay
40:23cause i'm
40:24the menaissance
40:25by maren frist
40:26my friend jack
40:28has taught me
40:28about balance
40:29that it's just as important
40:32in nature
40:32as it is in yourself
40:34that when you care for someone
40:42they can care for you back
40:44that you can trust other people
40:50to help you out
40:51get back in bed
40:54turn off the tv
40:55you say it'll be all right baby
40:58just wait and see
40:59and that you can trust yourself
41:03you don't have to say
41:21everything you feel
41:22i know this
41:28because i met jack
41:29the first real man
41:32i've ever known
41:34it's gonna be
41:35it's gonna be
41:37okay
41:38you know
41:44you
41:44you
41:44you
41:46you
41:46you
41:47you
41:48you
41:50you