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00:00previously on men in trees we're still friends right friends who are married and living together
00:07dating other people i want you to move out i just don't want to see him get hurt you're worried
00:12about ben getting hurt hi sweetheart mom used to fly with her husband it's been going 26 years
00:19maybe it's time you moved on when did you two start sleeping together we're just gonna be
00:24friends it's all good do you think of a better way to celebrate this new chapter in our relationship
00:29we have chapters chapter one strangers chapter two sex chapter three friends
00:34this is elmo alaska's kzpz home of the mayor and fris show
00:58although the real mayor and fris show began the day she was born
01:03that's right folks elmo's fris lady has a birthday coming up next weekend
01:07and you're all invited to celebrate saturday night at the chieftain beautiful downtown elmo
01:12what
01:13how could you announce my birthday on the air sound like i announced your age which is but a number
01:35now i've given up birthdays along with red meat and diet soda and we'll shift that up because
01:41birthdays are a big deal in elmo and marin frist is a big deal in elmo so annie and i are throwing a
01:46party and you'll just have to live with it hey i hear we're having a party
01:50she's saturday night birthday girl cancelling now would be like cancelling christmas
01:55and you'll be like this short it's a game of sports
02:00so we might as well have fun while you're riding
02:03you're a guest
02:07uh
02:08hey
02:13hey
02:14um
02:16do you need a hand with us
02:18no thanks i'm good
02:19hey birthday girl
02:24it's not until this weekend
02:26what's all this
02:28i'm living here now
02:29until i find something more permanent
02:31oh
02:33ben felt it was time
02:34private
02:35hey how was your ride
02:37you know what
02:38i'm actually starting to feel a little excited about my birthday
02:41oh right big party in the works
02:43yes and the only would have hated it but the new me has given it a shot
02:46new town
02:47new chapter in my life
02:49new approach to everything
02:50what did the old you have against birthdays
02:53oh my younger sister eliza's birthday is the day before mine
02:56so
02:57practically my whole life we've had to share a birthday starting with
03:00my third birthday she was the new baby
03:03and she's still the new baby
03:05my parents actually still call her new baby
03:08so this party just for me
03:09is really great
03:10thank you pat
03:11so hypothetically if uh
03:12you know new baby were here for your birthday
03:15would that be a good thing or a bad thing
03:17surprise
03:19why is that
03:23no
03:25okay this is the chief and try not to judge it's not new york
03:32okay
03:33no it's not new york it's a lumberjack
03:35heaven
03:36she just got out of her relationship
03:37that's right i'm free and clear and ready for take off
03:41you are adorable
03:43thank you
03:44i want to put you in my pocket and take you home
03:46i get to pick which pocket
03:48liza jerome jerome my very enthusiastic sister liza
03:52smell that
03:54what
03:55man scent
03:56flannel and
03:58man
04:00yeah some of these guys don't shower too regularly
04:03oh no it's so refreshing
04:05i'm so sick of metrosexuals
04:07you know i want a man man
04:09i want a country sexual
04:11i want a guy who would kill a bear for me
04:14and make me a coat out of it
04:15did they do that here
04:16uh... the killing part
04:17yeah i don't know how they are with a sewing machine
04:20ben
04:21this is liza
04:22hi
04:22hi
04:26i think my next husband's here
04:29technically erin is still married to a husband number two
04:31you were no fun
04:32just saying
04:35can't help it if you fall in love maren
04:37love is bigger than all of us
04:39and i believe in love
04:40i love you
04:42jerome hands off my baby sister
04:44you are no fun
04:46i need to talk to my party planners
04:56oh at your service
04:57where's new baby
04:59could we call her by her real name please
05:01i left her at the chieftain playing quarters
05:03quarters at noon
05:04that's our gore
05:05yes that's my sister
05:07she's a handful
05:08should we not have invited her
05:10no no i love liza
05:12we're just very different
05:13she's a person nature
05:15and i'm the clean up group
05:16but um
05:18this is the new me
05:19the elmo me
05:20and i'm going to break that pattern
05:21and just let
05:22liza be
05:23liza
05:24breaking from the past
05:25that is a good resolution
05:27every birthday
05:27should have a resolution
05:28and hats
05:30yeah
05:31no hats
05:32no hats
05:33and also
05:34just checking
05:35liza's like my last
05:37surprise
05:38right
05:39my parents aren't going to
05:40jump out of a cake
05:41or something
05:42we didn't think of that
05:44how about we not
05:45no more surprises
05:49no parents
05:49oh yes
05:50and no parents
05:51oh hey
05:53are you coming to my party
05:55what party
05:56it's my birthday
05:57birthday
05:58i know
05:58oh
05:59everybody knows
06:00i already laid on my clothes
06:01can't wait
06:02good
06:03okay
06:05all right
06:05good afternoon
06:07finally paying that parking ticket
06:08actually i stopped by
06:11because i've got some news
06:12it affects patrick too
06:15apparently some backcountry hikers
06:18were up in a remote area
06:19that reminds off mountains
06:20and they found the plane
06:22what plane
06:25my fathers
06:27i've been waiting 26 years to find out what happened to that damn plane
06:43we all have
06:45how was not only a great friend
06:47he was a great business partner
06:48at least
06:49now you can have some closure
06:52right
06:52how do we know for sure
06:53it was my dad's plane
06:54me planes disappear all the time in alaska
06:56i flew over myself
06:58to check the call letters
06:59well still people survive
07:01stuff
07:02was there a
07:07the body
07:09no but
07:11see
07:11well that's not unusual
07:14i mean sometimes animals will
07:16dispose of things
07:18water and honey
07:21this is the best game ever invented new baby
07:38try not to swallow the quarter this time huh
07:41this is how to keep you busy
07:46yeah
07:47new baby equals new business
07:49can i get you anything
07:54no
07:55thanks
07:56thanks i'm good
07:57hi
08:11hi
08:25you're my company
08:26you know
08:31when i uh
08:32lost my father
08:33i kept hoping it was a bad dream
08:36used to wake up every morning expecting to see him at breakfast
08:42how long did that last
08:44that still happens
08:47sometimes
08:48i never even met him
08:52his plane went missing before i was born
08:57alaska's a tough place
08:59it takes a lot of lives too early
09:02but if your dad were here
09:07i better be proud of you
09:10the thing is though
09:13what if he has amnesia
09:16he could have hit his head in the crash
09:18and for the past 26 years
09:19he's been wandering around
09:20no idea who he is
09:21no idea he even has a son
09:24that's
09:29that's what i think
09:31he's been
09:44he's a little idiot
09:45Oh, yeah, no thanks, not here to dance.
10:13I'm trying to sleep in the house.
10:25Can I talk to you outside, please?
10:32I love this tale.
10:35Isn't it great?
10:37Listen, I so did not want to be the woman in the bathroom
10:41appealing everyone to keep it down, but Patrick would not allow this kind of thing at the end.
10:45Wait, but Patrick isn't here today.
10:47Right, because he's with his mother dealing with a family crisis.
10:51P.S. This is exactly what used to happen.
10:54Every time Mom and Dad would go out of town, you would throw this big, fun, crazy bash,
10:58and I would have to be anti-fun, which I don't want to be anymore.
11:03Then don't be. Grab a beer and join the party.
11:06I did join the party for the first three hours.
11:11It is 2 a.m. It's time for the party to be over.
11:19What the heck's wrong with hope?
11:22What do you mean?
11:24I feel like everybody wants me to accept that my dad's dead,
11:27but until there's a body, why can't I believe?
11:31Of course you can believe.
11:35One of the things I love most about you is you're always so optimistic.
11:40Do you think I'm crazy?
11:45What's crazy about wanting to have a dad?
11:51Do you believe you might be alive?
11:54If you believe, I believe.
11:56Right now, the numero uno reason I hope my dad's alive
12:03is so I can introduce him to my amazing girlfriend.
12:15Time for Annie to go.
12:16All right, I know it's been a tough day, but let's wrap it up.
12:21When I meet your dad,
12:27I hope he likes me more than your mom does.
12:32Goodbye, Annie.
12:43Mary, you still out?
12:45Yes.
12:46Yes.
12:51Is the music still playing, or is that just in my head?
12:57I'm sorry things got a little out of hand.
12:59Oh, it's okay.
13:02I just hope everyone can recover and die
13:05to rally for my party on Saturday night.
13:08Our birthday party is going to kick, but...
13:11Actually, Saturday was supposed to just be my party.
13:18But the town was throwing for me.
13:21Because Saturday's a big night, and I'm a big deal here,
13:25and this was all before you were coming, so...
13:28So now it can be for both of us,
13:29just like always, except we're in friggin' Alaska.
13:32How fun is that?
13:33Well...
13:35I was thinking this year, I...
13:40I...
13:43Smell something.
13:48Is it...
13:49man scent?
13:51Smoke.
13:53Did you leave this thing?
13:54I'm just burning.
14:01Ah!
14:03That was crazy.
14:09What if your sister's getting a date out of this fire?
14:12My sister could get a date out of a wrong number.
14:14She's still married, you know.
14:16So am I.
14:17What's your point?
14:17Nothing.
14:19Just...
14:19She ignited her hotel room.
14:22I think she would wait until the smoke clears
14:24and throw herself into the arms of a...
14:27big, burly guy she met on vacation.
14:31No, you're no fun.
14:32Did she teach you that?
14:34Oh, great.
14:35Quote the new girl.
14:36You know, I was the new girl in town before Liza arrived.
14:39I was the new girl before you arrived.
14:41Prepare to pass the torch.
14:42Yeah, that's what she needs, a torch.
14:48That was cool.
14:50Cool?
14:51Yeah, my first real fire is a volunteer fireman.
14:53Sucks it was my place.
14:55Oh.
14:56What are the chances, huh?
14:58Patrick, I just heard the news.
14:59I'm sorry about your father.
15:01Sorry?
15:02We got the first clue we had in years.
15:04Finally found the plane.
15:05Now we just gotta find him.
15:08Who wants coffee?
15:09Oh, yes.
15:13Okay.
15:14I'm in love.
15:15Oh, she's always in love?
15:17No, but this could be the real thing.
15:18I mean, the guy saved me from a burning building.
15:21Yeah, that you were responsible for burning.
15:23Why are you wearing heels with your pajamas?
15:28Well, I couldn't leave them behind.
15:30They're Christian la boutonque.
15:31How do you walk in those?
15:33You don't wear heels.
15:35No, I'm more of a boot girl.
15:36Okay, come on, Cinderella.
15:37Bet we're the same size.
15:40Your sister's hard to say no to.
15:42Tell me about it.
15:43Sarah, come here.
15:44Doesn't Teresa look sexy in these?
15:50Okay.
15:51Dress-up time's over.
15:52No, you're keeping them.
15:54You must have at least one pair of heels.
15:56It's your duty as a woman.
15:58I heard there was a farm.
15:59Oh, yes.
16:00Very exciting morning.
16:02All right.
16:03Ooh, Sarah, you gonna join us for breakfast?
16:05All right.
16:06Um, I think I'll just take my coffee to go.
16:10Could I, could I have some cream?
16:14Wow.
16:16What happened to you two?
16:17Someone, steal someone's boyfriend?
16:19Husband.
16:20But it wasn't stealing.
16:22All right.
16:27Who's up for a nap?
16:29Oh, uh, quick housekeeping thing.
16:30You and Liza are gonna have to share a room on account of the fire damage.
16:34Is that okay?
16:35Of course it is.
16:37We're sisters.
16:37What do you think, Ma?
16:45Yeah, looks about right.
16:48I've never aged anyone before.
16:51You're aging me.
16:52Ma, be nice.
16:55So you'll put it on the wire?
16:56Will do.
17:00Fingers crossed.
17:01Bye, ladies.
17:09I want to be a totally supportive girlfriend, but I'm a little worried about him.
17:14You don't need to worry about him.
17:16Okay, I'll do the worrying.
17:17I'm his mother.
17:18I know what he needs.
17:19That's jaywalking.
17:37Excuse me?
17:39Half-crosses the light.
17:41There's only one light in this town.
17:44Get in the squad car, please.
17:45You're taking me in for this?
17:52I have no idea what my son needs.
17:59You don't need to arrest someone to have a conversation.
18:02You're the relationship coach.
18:04Not for families so much.
18:06Why can't Patrick just accept that his father is dead?
18:09I'm sure he will, eventually.
18:12It's been 26 years.
18:15You know, this damn plane has been the opposite of closure.
18:17It's just busted his poor little heart wide open.
18:21I know.
18:22I'm worried about him, too.
18:25Okay, nobody else needs to worry about him.
18:26I'm his mother.
18:27I...
18:27I...
18:30I've never been honest with him.
18:34About what?
18:35None of your business.
18:40It's hard to be honest with family.
18:41I have trouble myself.
18:42That's why I'm sharing yet another birthday with my sister.
18:46I didn't pull you over to talk about you.
18:48Right.
18:49Okay.
18:51I have information that might make Patrick feel better, but it also might make him feel worse.
19:00What information?
19:01None of your business.
19:02Well, uh, I think we're supposed to, um, try and be honest if we want a break from the past.
19:11That's my birthday resolution.
19:14Again with you.
19:14No.
19:20What if I lose him?
19:22Forever.
19:22You won't.
19:26Can't break up with family.
19:27Believe me, I've tried.
19:30You're stuck with him for life.
19:35Can I, uh, go now?
19:38Oh, yeah.
19:38It's fine.
19:38Don't wake my sister.
20:00Too late.
20:01Oh, sorry.
20:02Sorry, sorry, sorry.
20:02We're just saying goodnight.
20:04Um, goodnight.
20:06See you, manana.
20:07Oh, isn't he dreamy?
20:12Dreaming would be dreamy.
20:13I've barely slept since you arrived.
20:15Same here.
20:16This town is crazy.
20:18And FYI, you say goodnight at the door to the inn, not the door to the room.
20:22The door to the room is not goodnight.
20:24It's welcome to my room, which is actually my room.
20:27I said I was sorry.
20:30We cannot share a room.
20:33Well, then where am I supposed to go?
20:36I don't know.
20:37But I'll figure out something.
20:47Yeah.
20:49This wasn't my first choice.
20:51But there's literally no room at the inn, and Patrick is with Annie, and I can't let Liza
20:57be Liza anymore, and I am desperate.
21:01Desperate?
21:02For sleep, need sleep, just sleep.
21:06Um, yeah, well, I, the thing is, is that my, um, uh, guest room is the, where I keep my
21:13traps room.
21:15Mm-hmm.
21:16But, since you brought your own pillow.
21:19When the morning comes, won't you show me just a slight affection?
21:38We don't need the sun
21:41And the mirror's here
21:45For what?
21:47Using all the hot water
21:48I was only in there for...
21:5023 minutes?
21:52I didn't even realize anyone was counting
21:54But while we're on the subject, soap is not shampoo
21:57A shirt is not a bath mat
21:58And you left the toilet seat up
22:00Well, it's my toilet
22:02And it will remain so unless you do something
22:04To make this place a little more inviting for women
22:06Or maybe I'll wait to find a woman
22:08Who waits for an invitation
22:10He's a morning person, ladies and gentlemen
22:13I gotta get to work
22:15Yeah, me too
22:17I got this radio thing
22:19You have a great day, Coach
22:20You too, honey
22:23Maren Friss is here to help you with your heartache
22:29Let's start with line one
22:31Hello, line one
22:32Yeah, I was really into this guy
22:35But I don't think it's gonna work out
22:36And I'm starting to feel like
22:37It's never gonna work out
22:39Liza?
22:40Isn't this supposed to be anonymous?
22:43This is supposed to be strangers calling in for help
22:46Well, I need help
22:48I really liked him
22:49I thought this was gonna be it
22:50This is it
22:51For you
22:52I will meet you with the chieftain in an hour
22:54Thank you so much for calling
22:56Okay, anyone out there not related to me?
23:01Joe from Homer on line two?
23:04Yeah, what time does new baby's party start?
23:10And it turns out he has a kid
23:12Ew
23:13Hard to believe this happened after you've known him for what?
23:17A day?
23:18Can you at least try to make me feel better?
23:22I am trying
23:23I have been trying
23:23But this is what you do
23:25You think you're in love
23:26You fall hard and fast
23:27You get hurt
23:28You cry on my shoulder
23:29And then two days later
23:30You think you're in love again
23:31Wow
23:33I'm sorry
23:34But it's the truth
23:35No
23:36The truth is
23:38When it comes to love
23:39You can root for everyone
23:41In fact, you've made a career out of it
23:42Except for your own sister
23:44I root for you
23:46No
23:46You don't
23:47You wait for me to screw up
23:48So you can say I told you so
23:49And lucky for you
23:50I screw up a lot
23:52Okay
23:54I'll tell you what
23:55Hmm
23:55Next time you fall in love
23:57I promise
23:58I will be completely supportive
23:59Thank you
24:03Hi, Coach
24:07Hey, Jack
24:08Oh, have you met my sister, Liza?
24:10Uh, no
24:11Nice to meet you, Liza
24:12You too
24:13Jack, what can I get you?
24:15Usual
24:15Okay, I'm in love
24:18What?
24:19What do you mean, what?
24:20He's gorgeous
24:21Uh, he's okay
24:24No, he's more than okay
24:25That might be my next husband
24:26Liza, Jack
24:27No, you said you'd be supportive
24:28I know, but Jack is
24:29Married
24:30No
24:30Seeing someone
24:31Not really
24:31Gay
24:32Please
24:32Then I don't see a problem
24:33Jack
24:34Hi
24:35Um, what are you doing tonight?
24:39Uh, nothing
24:40Any chance you'd take a New York City girl
24:43Out on the town while she's in Elmo?
24:45Uh, which New York City girl?
24:48Me
24:49Come on, one night
24:50It's my birthday tomorrow
24:51And I really have to start celebrating
24:53What do you say?
24:57Uh
24:57Uh, okay
25:01Great
25:02It's the date
25:03Excellent
25:07Hey
25:11Just setting out for the night
25:12Ow
25:17Ow
25:17Is everything alright?
25:21This is why I don't wear heels
25:22I think I messed up my ankle
25:26Yeah, you've got some swelling already
25:32Let me get you some ice
25:34Try and keep it elevated
25:37Are you a doctor on the side?
25:41Mother of a boy
25:42Learned a lot about injuries
25:44Frozen pizza
25:45One of the great secrets of, uh, modern medicine
25:52Thank you
25:53Thank you
25:54Uh-uh
25:56Come on
25:59It's a good thing you were here
26:05I know it's for the best that I get in my own place
26:10But
26:11It's hard to imagine not having someone around
26:13See, you know, for me
26:17It's hard to imagine having someone around
26:18You get used to it
26:21So what, you trying to make up for this whole, uh, Ian thing?
26:34This has nothing to do with my brother
26:35Okay, so, uh, what are you doing?
26:38Oh, I'm just trying to be a good guy
26:40Plus your sister's not so easy to say no to
26:42Uh, yes, that has been established
26:45Do you want to come?
26:50It's just dinner
26:51I don't think so, thank you
26:53I'm perfectly fine staying home
26:55In my own
26:57Unless you're planning on having an overnight guest
27:00And you want me out
27:01I don't know how I ended up
27:05With the overnight guest I already have
27:07Wow
27:21Made all my favorites
27:24Well, I, I love you
27:27Whoa
27:28I would do
27:30Or cook anything for you
27:33You're my son
27:36My only son
27:39I need to talk to you
27:54About your dad
27:55Did somebody call?
27:58Is there a lead?
28:00No, honey
28:00Nobody called
28:02I know what you're gonna say
28:04I don't think you do
28:06Yeah
28:06You want me to admit he's dead?
28:09Okay, he's dead
28:10My dad's dead
28:11Can we eat now?
28:14Your dad is not dead, okay?
28:19We're taking a biscuit?
28:20What do you mean he's not dead?
28:21Patrick
28:24This is really hard for me
28:26Hal and I
28:30Our marriage
28:32Was not perfect
28:35And I had
28:37An indiscretion
28:39You know
28:40A one night thing
28:41I, you know
28:42I regretted it immediately
28:43And
28:44Well, Hal found out
28:45And he took off on his plane
28:47And
28:47Was never seen again
28:49But he's not dead
28:53I know
28:54I'm pretty sure Hal's dead
28:55But the main thing
28:57I want you to know
28:58Is that
28:59Hal
29:00Was not your father
29:03When there is
29:12I can't tell you that
29:15It's complicated
29:17You know
29:18Are you sure you don't want a biscuit?
29:19I want to know who my dad is
29:20Honey
29:21I want to know who my dad is
29:23I mean
29:24We have each other
29:25Right?
29:26I mean
29:26We've always had each other
29:27But I mean
29:28Who else do we need?
29:30Patrick
29:31Patrick
29:31Can we please
29:44Just talk about this
29:45Patrick
29:47Patrick
29:51Patrick
29:55We're family
29:57You can't bring up
29:58We're family
29:59Sleeping on the floor, Cush?
30:29Oh
30:30Hey
30:32Wow
30:33I missed it
30:36So how was it?
30:39Did you
30:40Have fun?
30:42Uh
30:42Your sister
30:44Something else
30:46Hey
30:50Okay
31:03Annie and I were working on the banner at the inn
31:18And
31:20Why are you on crutches?
31:21Your sister's shoes
31:22Anyhow
31:24Liza saw us making it
31:26So we had to add her name
31:27But remember
31:28This is your party
31:29Everyone is here to see you
31:31Oh
31:31Is your baby here yet?
31:35Almost everybody
31:36I lost my husband this week
31:41And now thanks to you, my son
31:43Happy birthday
31:44You fraud
31:45Hey, what happened?
31:46I was honest
31:47And now
31:48Patrick hates me
31:49Won't speak to me ever again
31:51Oh, I'm sure it's not that bad
31:52Um
31:53Chief Celia
31:54Apparently you're not on the guest list
31:58Yes, she is
31:59What is going on?
32:01Tell you later
32:02I don't want to ruin your birthday party
32:04By talking about my mom and the lion hussy
32:06Oh, great
32:07Because so far
32:08Going like gangbusters
32:09Okay, this is our most adorable birthday party ever
32:31Isn't it adorable?
32:32So, uh, what, uh, happened on your date last night with Jack?
32:36You've asked me that four times already
32:37Well, I want to know some details
32:39Come on, I'm being supportive
32:41And I was fine, okay?
32:43Can we just leave it at that?
32:44Okay, you know who would take this party up a notch?
32:47Seven minutes in heaven?
32:48Huh?
32:49Seven minutes in heaven
32:50The kissing game that we played in sixth grade
32:53In Jill Schumacher's basement
32:54Uh-huh, I'm in
32:55Me too
32:56Let's do it
32:57Oh, come on, it'll be fun
32:58Oh, well, I'm not going to be the anti-fun at my own birthday
33:03Kissing game, who's in?
33:04Uh-huh
33:05Woo!
33:07I think I'll pass
33:08Now you're the anti-fun
33:10Yeah, I'm okay with that
33:12Jerome, it is your sixth do-over
33:20I think you're done
33:21I think we're all done, right?
33:23But you haven't been in the closet yet
33:25But you have twice?
33:26Yeah, I don't knock it till you try it
33:28Ladies and ladies
33:29It's my turn
33:31All right
33:31Woo!
33:33Benny!
33:33Woo!
33:35Kevin!
33:35Kevin!
33:37Woo!
33:42In the closet, Ben and Sarah
33:45In the closet, Ben and Sarah
33:49In the closet, Ben and Sarah
33:51I'm leaving
33:52Hey, what about the birthday cake?
33:54Sorry, kid, I gotta go
33:55Happy birthday
33:57Thank you
33:58Excuse me
33:59Buzz, do me a favor
34:09I am not spending any time in heaven with you
34:13It's Patrick
34:16The boy's in pain
34:18What do you want me to do?
34:22I don't know
34:23Keep him company
34:24Be nice to him
34:26He needs someone right now
34:28And it's not me
34:29I'd buy you a beer
34:44But the bartender's in the closet
34:46How you doing over there?
34:50Let's see
34:51I never knew my father
34:53And I don't want to have anything to do with my mother
34:55Doing super
34:56If you want, I could
34:59Fly you out to the crash site tomorrow
35:01Or would that
35:03Just make things harder?
35:05Do you think things could get any harder?
35:08How about I pick you up at noon?
35:10Woo!
35:15Your turn now, birthday girl
35:19Come on, come on
35:20Isn't it time for cake yet?
35:21Aw
35:22I'm not playing the game.
35:32Oh, yes, you are, mister.
35:50I don't want to kiss you.
35:52I just needed to talk to someone.
35:54Watch your party. Talk to whoever you want to.
35:56No, it's not my party.
35:57I wouldn't be playing a kissing game at my party.
35:59And I've become this person that I always become around my sister.
36:02This person I don't even like.
36:03And I made a resolution.
36:05What the hell happened last night?
36:08Nothing happened.
36:10After dinner, she met some other guy.
36:12And then I went home and I found you wrapped up in a plane.
36:15Okay, okay, I know that part.
36:18Listen, no offense, but Liza, she isn't really my type.
36:22Oh, thank you for saying that.
36:25Everybody in this town, everybody in the whole world always thinks Liza's more fun than me.
36:29I know, I sound like a baby.
36:32Old baby.
36:33Yeah, okay, me.
36:34And I thought, and Elma, maybe people would come to my party to see me.
36:39Well, Liza did.
36:40She spent half the dinner telling me how much she misses having you in New York.
36:43Really?
36:45Why is family so complicated?
36:47Figure that one out.
36:48Let me know.
36:48What's my chocolate chocolate cake?
36:53Should we make it look like we made out?
37:06Just wanted to make it convincing.
37:08I'm just going to mess my hair up a little bit.
37:10Hey, happy birthday, Coach.
37:17Happy birthday to you.
37:22Happy birthday, dear Mary.
37:28Happy birthday, my love.
37:31Happy birthday to you.
37:36Oh, no, did you want to do it?
37:45Who's got a match?
37:48Match?
37:49Matches?
37:52Thanks, Ben.
37:53Quick.
37:56More chocolate chocolate cake?
37:58Oh, no, I'm stuffed in cake at the end for me today.
38:05So, uh, why didn't you want to tell me what happened with Jack last night?
38:10Because you would have judged me for meeting some guy by the jukebox, because that's what I do.
38:16I meet guys, and I spend time with them, and you would have judged me.
38:20I don't judge you.
38:22You judge me.
38:23All right, maybe a little.
38:23Yeah.
38:25I didn't sleep with him.
38:26Jukebox guy.
38:27Okay.
38:29Jukebox guy?
38:30Does he even have a name?
38:32Oh, right.
38:33Judging?
38:34Why didn't you tell me you were interested in Jack?
38:37I'm not interested in Jack.
38:41We're friends.
38:43But he did kiss me in the closet.
38:45Yay?
38:47I don't know if it's yay.
38:49I don't know what I feel about him.
38:51I don't know what I feel about anyone after what happened with Graham.
38:53And I'm the elder sister who's supposed to have it all together.
38:58What am I, the mess who falls in love every 20 minutes?
39:00Hey, I admire that in you.
39:03Your belief in love.
39:06You don't believe in love?
39:09I mean, you write all about it.
39:11I know.
39:12But it scares me.
39:14There's only one of two ways love can go, right?
39:17One way is really painful.
39:19But you just can't think about that.
39:21Yes, I can.
39:22All the time.
39:26And I think I was a little jealous.
39:29Me?
39:30Yes.
39:31You're so...
39:33People really like you.
39:35You're fun.
39:35I think sharing your birthday party with you always made me feel like I was being upstaged or something.
39:46Upstaged?
39:46Please, you're the successful one with your books and your lectures, and I'm the one with two divorces and a pony.
39:54You have a pony?
39:55This guy gave it to me.
39:57Wow.
39:58A pony.
39:59Point is, birthdays and weddings are pretty much all I have.
40:03The rest of the days, you upstage me.
40:09I'm glad you came to town.
40:12Me too.
40:13And when I get back to New York, I'm going to live on my own.
40:17No guys.
40:18No help from anyone.
40:21You need to stay in my apartment.
40:30Sometimes it's easier to take care of strangers than the people you love.
40:36And then again, sometimes the people you love are strangers.
40:41Remember when we were young and brave?
40:47Nothing could tear us apart.
40:50And although it's tough at times, you have to try to be honest.
40:55You have to try to be there for each other.
40:58And you have to believe.
41:00But then...
41:01Not just in love, but in the people you love.
41:05Now there's so much you got...
41:07And you have to say the things you want to say, before the chance disappears forever.
41:14Hi, Hal.
41:17I'm sorry that I never got to know you.
41:22There's things that I wanted to tell you.
41:24Learned from you.
41:25I bet you would have been a great dad.
41:32Even though, you know, you're not my dad.
41:35Apparently.
41:36He's not?
41:37No, it's a long story.
41:39Choo!
41:40Bless you.
41:40Choo!
41:41Bless you again.
41:42Oh, no!
41:43Bless you again.
41:45I always sneeze in sevens.
41:48Same with my father.
41:50Same with my grandfather.
41:51It's the weirdest thing.
41:53Choo!
41:54Choo!
41:55Choo!
41:56Choo!
41:57Choo!
42:01Me too.
42:02Always in sevens.
42:05While I was finding my way back to you again
42:09I found a way back to me