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  • 7/11/2025

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00:00Detroit, the near future.
00:03Officer Alex J. Murphy and his partner Ann Lewis
00:06fight to rid the decaying city of the criminal element which invests it.
00:10After being mortally wounded in the line of duty,
00:13Officer Murphy is outfitted by OCP with bulletproof titanium robotic parts
00:18and with computer-enhanced motor and sensory capabilities.
00:22He has become the ultimate super cop.
00:27Robocop.
00:30And I assure you, Effendi, that these are the finest in my country's new top-line series.
00:41The absolute state-of-the-art worth an ayatollah's ransom on the black market.
00:45Wouldn't care to test it, Effendi?
00:47Oh, do not worry. These walls are soundproof.
00:50Sure, why not?
00:52Lightweight, smooth, accurate, and deadly.
01:00Bashim, you got yourself a di-
01:02You said no one could hear us.
01:03No one tagged, that is, no one human.
01:05He's not human. He's Robocop.
01:07You are all under arrest for the smuggling possession and sale of illegal weapons.
01:13You have the right to remain silent.
01:15Silent, huh? Let's show this ironclad freak some silence.
01:20And discharge. The discharging of an illegal weapon.
01:31Okay, I'm silent and not another syllable.
01:35And the foreign experimental weapons are now in police custody, out of the reach of the criminals,
01:40thanks to that half-man, half-machine law enforcer, Robocop.
01:44On a less optimistic note, the problem of teen gangs in old Detroit continues to increase.
01:48You two did a great job.
01:50But cataloging all these weapons is gonna take an awful lot of paperwork.
01:53And frankly, right now, I don't have the time to deal with all this bureaucratic red tape.
01:57Something bothering you, Sergeant Reed?
01:59More than just something, Officer Lewis.
02:02First off, I'm understaffed.
02:04Second, this teen gang problem is getting completely out of control.
02:07And third, there's... there's Dirk.
02:09Uh, hi, Unc. Ready to go, Unc?
02:12The game will be starting in about an hour.
02:14And it's an important one.
02:15Our school is playing against our top rival, Metro Sound.
02:19Okay, Chino, you're out of here.
02:21But next time, we'll get enough evidence to send you to Juvie Hall.
02:24Till you're old enough for prison.
02:26Who says there's gonna be a next time, Officer Russ, sir?
02:30Oh, the game.
02:31Listen, Dirk, I'm sorry, but with all that's going on, I...
02:34I just can't leave the station.
02:35On top of everything else, I've gotta catalog all these experimental weapons.
02:39I'm really sorry, but you'll have to go alone.
02:41Russ, will you give my nephew a lift back to the Metro East boarding school?
02:45No problem, Sarge.
02:48Right.
02:49Who'd want to go with somebody like me anyway?
03:11Bulma!
03:12More than that verse, J.D.
03:15Something bitin' at you?
03:17What's bitin', Lotus, is the Slammers.
03:19If not for those Scuzz buzzers, us assassins would be top gang in this Metro berg.
03:24But the Slammers outnumber us three to one.
03:27And they got more steel.
03:28If we rumble with them now, they'd zap our...
03:30Not if we zap theirs first.
03:32But what's that babble, Chino?
03:33You better not be jiving me, man.
03:35Hey, no jive man, J.D.
03:37I know how we can zap out the Slammers.
03:40Like totally.
03:41Using the hottest bad zap weapons in all of old Detroit.
03:45The ones rubber first leave.
03:47Yeah?
03:48And how are we supposed to get those weapons, brain boy?
03:50Trust me.
03:52Looks to me like Sergeant Reed and his nephew both have a problem, Murphy.
03:57Dirk obviously feels inferior because of his alleged handicap.
04:01But I understand, Dirk.
04:03That is why I must try to help him.
04:05Assuming, of course, that he wants to be helped.
04:15Hey, Mr. All-American.
04:18How come you're sitting out this game?
04:21Just leave me alone.
04:23Aw, come on, Durky-Worky.
04:25Don't be so sensitive.
04:27Tom and I just came over to keep you company.
04:30Yeah?
04:31Is this be kind to Invalids Week or something?
04:34Nah.
04:36I just had a thing for guys with winning personalities and distinguished walks.
04:45Murphy?
04:46Isn't that Dirk over there?
04:48Murphy?
04:49Isn't that Dirk over there?
05:04There were 51,337 traffic fatalities last year in this country alone.
05:10Be more careful next time, citizen.
05:12Or you could be number 51,338.
05:17Wake, Dirk.
05:19I want to talk to you.
05:20There's nothing to talk about.
05:22I couldn't come so he sent you instead, right?
05:25Can't blame him, though.
05:27Who wants a kid who's... who's...
05:29I came here because I wanted to, Dirk.
05:32To tell you that you can overcome your handicap.
05:35Yeah?
05:36Fancy words.
05:37But I'm the one who's got to wear this leg hardware.
05:40What do you know about...
05:41I know, Dirk.
05:43Look, you saved my life, okay?
05:45I'm grateful and I owe you for that.
05:47But otherwise, just do like everybody else always does.
05:50But out of my life.
05:51There's nothing you can do for him, Murphy.
05:53I know.
05:54It is up to him to realize his own worth as a human being.
05:57That is something we must all learn for ourselves.
06:00Right, Lewis?
06:01Right, Murphy.
06:07Hey, Dirk.
06:08We're shaking with you, my man.
06:10Huh?
06:11Who's out there?
06:12It's Gino.
06:13A friend.
06:14The best friend you'll ever have.
06:16I remember.
06:17You were at the police station.
06:19Right.
06:20But hey, the cops said I was innocent.
06:22And I was.
06:23Why are you here?
06:24To tell you that you got more good friends, Dirk.
06:27Who don't care if you got a limp or zap leg.
06:30Not like the Scuzz buzzers here at school.
06:33Or like your uncle.
06:34Yeah?
06:35And just who are these other friends?
06:36Come on, man.
06:37I'll show you.
06:39How do I know you're not lying to me?
06:41Hey, Dirk.
06:43Trust me.
06:49Wow.
06:50I forgot that old Detroit used to have a subway system.
06:53Yeah.
06:54So did everyone else.
06:55But me and our friends, remember?
06:56And got to know every tittle down here.
06:58Every inch of chat.
07:00Chino, you still haven't told me just who are these friends.
07:03Hey, Durkee.
07:05Welcome to the domain of the Assassins.
07:08The Assassins?
07:09You mean the gang?
07:11You tricked me, Chino.
07:12And gullible me believed you.
07:14Hey, why the takeoff, Durkee?
07:21Don't hurt me, please.
07:22I'm handicapped.
07:24Hurt you, man?
07:26Why do we ever want to hurt a friend?
07:28But you're a gang.
07:29What else would you want with a guy like me?
07:31We want to give you things, Durkee.
07:33Things you never got from that Laos House Boarding School
07:36or from your Uncle Fuzz.
07:38Things you always dreamed about.
07:40Like notoriety, respect.
07:43And like being popular.
07:45You'd like that, wouldn't you, Durkee?
07:47Especially with films like Lotus.
07:52I...
07:53Yes.
07:54I'd like it fine.
07:55We want you to join us, Durkee.
07:57Become one of the Assassins.
07:59After a little initiation.
08:01Initiation?
08:02All you gotta do is zap on down to Metro West Police Station
08:05and get us inside Evidence Storm Room.
08:08So, my friend, you gonna be an assassin or what?
08:11Inside the police station?
08:12I, uh...
08:13I'm not sure I could.
08:16I know you could, Durkee.
08:17You look like great assassin material to me.
08:21Well, um...
08:23Okay.
08:24I guess so.
08:25I'll do it.
08:26Yeah!
08:27Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:28Yeah!
08:29Yeah!
08:32It's amazing.
08:35I never thought it was possible.
08:37But an entire two weeks have gone by without my having to make a single major repair on you, Robocop.
08:43Still, perhaps a precautionary tune-up would...
08:46I tell you nothing is wrong.
08:48I am just under a lot of pressure.
08:50Sergeant, you can level with me.
08:52Okay, Ann.
08:53It's Dirk.
08:54He's missing from the boarding school.
08:56He's been gone since early last night, and I'm worried.
08:59I'm afraid he's run away.
09:01Dirk's a good kid, Sergeant Reed.
09:03He'll show up.
09:04You'll see.
09:05I should've taken him to that ball game.
09:07You know, since his parents died, I'm the only family he's got.
09:10I shouldn't have let him down.
09:12Don't blame yourself.
09:14He's a big kid now, and can probably take care of himself.
09:17Despite his handicap.
09:19I hope you're right.
09:20And, uh, thanks for the concern.
09:23You are really not worried, Lewis?
09:26So I lied.
09:29You mean this train still runs?
09:31After we fixed it, Durkee.
09:33Next stop, Metro West Fuzz Station.
09:42I'm sorry, Dirk, but your uncle's not here.
09:44He punched out hours ago.
09:46Uh, he did?
09:48Yeah, at this hour, we just got a skeleton crew on duty.
09:50Even Robocop's asleep.
09:52Hey, that's odd, Dirk.
09:54You should know your uncle's work schedule by now.
09:56Uh, right, Lieutenant Hedgecock.
09:59I guess I should.
10:01Promise I'll remember next time.
10:06You get it, Durkee?
10:07I think so, J.D.
10:09Yeah, this ought to do it.
10:11Hey, J.D., Christo, open up.
10:14Can you bring it busted into a fuzz station?
10:24Remember, your uncle's getting what he deserves for dusting you off.
10:29This combination had better work.
10:34There they are.
10:42That's the evidence room alarm.
10:44If there's been a security breach, my SWAT team will handle it.
10:47Do it what you can, then let's blast out of here.
10:58Remember the strategy, men.
10:59Get hard and fast.
11:01They're kids.
11:02How do we fight kids?
11:04All right, kids.
11:06It's play time.
11:07Let's test out our new toys.
11:10Get back.
11:11They got those new...
11:15I can't believe it, but Sergeant Reed's nephew is one of them.
11:18This will stop those fuzz buzzers.
11:27Time to blast out of here.
11:33We gotta stop those punks.
11:34If they get away with those weapons...
11:39Good.
11:41Like they just disappeared.
11:43The youths responsible for the Metro West break-in were later identified as members of the Assassins, the second most dangerous team gang in old Detroit.
11:52Positively recognized with the gang was Dirk Reed, the nephew of Metro West's own Sergeant Reed.
11:57No way, Lieutenant.
11:59Stolen weapons or no stolen weapons, your SWAT team is not gonna march through the streets like Nazi stormtroopers hunting down the Assassins.
12:06But, Reed, this is all-out war.
12:09Unless you're making an exception because one member of that gang of lowlifes happens to be...
12:14Correction.
12:16Suspected member.
12:17SWAT team intervention could severely aggravate the situation.
12:21I suggest that Lewis and I handle this one alone.
12:24Agreed, Lieutenant?
12:25Agreed, Tin Can Man.
12:28At least for now.
12:33The question is, why would the Assassins want such weapons?
12:37Bet it's not to rob convenience stores.
12:40The logical answer, to war on their arch-rivals and become the city's number one teenage gang.
12:46You mean a high-tech rumble with the Slammers? With those weapons, it'd be a massacre.
12:51Which is why we must go to the Slammers' territory and attempt to prevent this massacre.
12:57JD, please listen to me. You can't go through with this. Somebody could get...
13:02That's the general idea, Durky.
13:04If I'd have known it'd lead to this, I'd never have made friends with you.
13:08Friends?
13:10Listen, Crippo. We were never your friends. We used you so we could gleep this hardware from your Uncle Fuzz.
13:16All right, get ready to rumble, because we're rolling out to Slammerland.
13:21Hey, Slammers, where you hiding? Under the trash cans with the other vermin?
13:27I think the Slammers are overrated, JD. Otherwise, they'd choke.
13:32Maybe they got feathers, Chino.
13:35Who let anybody tromp on their scuzzed-out turf?
13:41Your first mistake was strutting your assassin tails into a war zone.
13:51That was also your last mistake.
13:54Eh, wrong, Crippo. You're the one who made the mistake.
14:00Assassins, zap them!
14:02You are in violation of participating in an unlawful assemblage
14:07and of the possession by minors of illegal weapons.
14:10I suggest you put them down and surrender without resistance, or else...
14:15Or else what, Robo-Buzz?
14:17What's getting put down is you!
14:20I repeat, surrender now.
14:24He's slowing down. The hard way's too tough for him.
14:28Let's give him the whole payload!
14:35Oh, man! You gotta stop this! You're killing Robo-Buzz!
14:47He can't take much more of this!
14:49I don't know where the assassins got those weapons, but if they can zap out Robo-Cop, think what they'll do to us!
14:57We're outta here!
14:58We're outta here!
15:00Lewis... Lewis, I...
15:03I need...
15:04Murphy, what's wrong?
15:06Murphy!
15:14No! No!
15:15I said I owed Robo-Cop!
15:17Now it's time to pay him back!
15:19Huh?
15:20You got brain fast, Cripple?
15:22No!
15:23No!
15:24Watch it!
15:30He's got him cheap!
15:32Hey, look!
15:33You are all under arrest!
15:34You are all under arrest!
15:35Oh!
15:36We're on my uniform!
15:46Drop your weapons!
15:51You are all under arrest!
15:53I agree!
15:55I'm under arrest!
15:56Yes, sir!
15:57Take me to the can!
15:58I'm all yours, Officer Robo-Cop!
16:00Sir!
16:01You okay, Murphy?
16:02They stopped me for a while, but caused no real damage!
16:06Well, here comes our backup!
16:08But as usual, they missed all the fun!
16:13You mean it's all over?
16:15But somebody's gotta cart these punks to their new concrete lodgings!
16:18Looks like no one was hurt!
16:20But what about Dirk?
16:21Is he...?
16:22Dirk, he's right here, Uncle Fuzz!
16:23And he'll keep breathing,
16:24long as you and your copper barbers back off
16:26and let me zap out of here, free and clear!
16:29Dirk, this is all my fault!
16:31If I'd given you more of my time,
16:33then the uncle I should've been!
16:35Trash the soap opera, Uncle Fuzz!
16:37Am I out of here, or does Dirk do his big fade-out?
16:41Just say the word, Sergeant, and I'll...
16:43No, Lieutenant!
16:44All right, you're free to go!
16:45Just please, please don't hurt him!
16:47Just don't try and follow us!
16:50And maybe I won't!
16:53We should've moved in on him!
16:55We may never get another chance to nail that gang leader!
16:58Never say never, Mr. Fuzz!
17:00J.D. sold us out!
17:01So maybe...
17:02Maybe we should return the favor!
17:04We can help you find that mutant!
17:11Don't move, Dirk!
17:12And maybe you'll survive this ride!
17:15And just where do you think you could go, Mr. Big Shot Gang Leader?
17:18To the end of the line, Durky!
17:21Out of this crummy city, and away from the Metro West Police!
17:27According to Chino, those sewers connect with the city's abandoned subway system.
17:31The computers at headquarters should provide data on the subway.
17:34But those are just maps, and the subway system spreads into the whole city!
17:39That train could be anywhere!
17:41But electrical power will only register from one tunnel!
17:44Murphy!
17:45They're headed toward the end of the line!
17:47But that's been...
17:48I know!
17:49OCP is building a new facility there!
17:51That means that the subway track may already have been removed!
17:59It won't be long now, Durky!
18:00And who knows?
18:01I may just keep you around for a while!
18:03Just in case!
18:05No way, J.D.
18:06The ride's ended, here and now!
18:08What the...
18:09Give me...
18:12That weapon!
18:16Overline the car gets crippled!
18:18You jerk!
18:19You're ruining the controls!
18:21That trains run the wild!
18:22Nothing can stop it!
18:23We're gonna be total!
18:25I don't wanna die!
18:30But you can't do this!
18:32It's suicide!
18:33Wrong is my job!
18:35I'm sure!
18:41You're writing this out alone, Durky!
18:49Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:06Ah!
19:07Ah!
19:28Don't even think about it!
19:31How is Dirk?
19:32Is he a...
19:33Dirk is alive!
19:34But his legs are crushed beyond medical repair!
19:38Then Dirk will never walk again?
19:40There may be one chance!
19:43Well, I've done what I can, Sergeant Reed!
19:45The rest is up to Dirk!
19:47Of course, OCP will assume all costs!
19:50After all, Dirk did try to save Robocop!
19:56Hi!
19:57They say that with these new braces,
19:59I'll soon be able to walk and run as good as anybody!
20:02Easy, Dirk!
20:03It takes practice to get used to them!
20:05Take it from me!
20:07Dirk, uh...
20:08There's a big game today down for Sports Arena and, uh...
20:11Let's do it, Unc!
20:13But soon I'm gonna be playing instead of just watching!
20:16You know what else?
20:17When I get older, I'm gonna be a policeman!
20:21You mean like Robocop?
20:22Sort of, Officer Lewis.
20:24But actually, more like my uncle, Sergeant Reed.
20:52Can't see me now!
20:54Let's get now!
20:55However...
20:58I think we need something else,
20:59if we do a whole game,
21:01it's ever coming to somebody else!
21:02Sorry, so not!
21:03I'm not an African DP.
21:04All on a party,
21:05Can't see me now?
21:06Can't see me now!
21:07Don look around,
21:08let's take the part where I can go arm!