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00:00Detroit, the near future.
00:03Officer Alex J. Murphy and his partner, Ann Lewis,
00:06fight to rid the decaying city of the criminal element
00:09which invests it.
00:10After being mortally wounded in the line of duty,
00:13Officer Murphy is outfitted by OCP
00:15with bulletproof titanium robotic parts
00:18and with computer-enhanced motor and sensory capabilities.
00:22He has become the ultimate super cop, RoboCop.
00:30And in local news, crime is up a whopping 41% in Old Detroit.
00:41However, police remain confident they can control
00:44the recent rise in criminal activity.
00:46Ah, these reports are exaggerated.
00:48The streets of Old Detroit have never been safer.
00:51In fact, I...
00:54So, until things cool down out there,
00:56we suggest you keep those doors and windows locked.
01:00See? Even RoboCop can't be everywhere at once.
01:03True, Dr. McNamara.
01:05Perhaps we should develop something new
01:07to help the police operate more effectively.
01:10What about my enforcement droid, Ed-260?
01:13No. I'm afraid we need a totally new approach.
01:16But, sir...
01:17Yes.
01:18A new approach could be very profitable to OCP.
01:21Please begin work immediately.
01:23Yes, sir.
01:25Come on! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
01:35Whoa!
01:37Wake up, Bukowski!
01:38This is a training drill, not a garden party!
01:41Yes, sir.
01:43Yaaaaah!
01:45Hmph.
01:46205.
01:47Not bad, men.
01:49What do you mean, not bad?
01:51If that's the best these overgrown Cub Scouts can do,
01:54why, they wouldn't last five minutes in Old Detroit.
01:56Let me show you how it's done.
01:58Set the difficulty factor at ten.
02:00But, Lieutenant, I don't think it's a good idea to...
02:03That's an order, Sergeant.
02:05Yes, sir.
02:06Ready when you are, Sergeant.
02:09I hope so.
02:24I know you don't.
02:26Did you see that?
02:27Keep your eyes open, kid. You might learn something.
02:30I didn't care less in my old age.
02:42Let me take the detour.
02:51Gangway!
02:57Bullseye!
02:58Yeah!
03:00Yeah!
03:01Great!
03:02Unbelievable!
03:04That was a new course record.
03:06Not bad.
03:08For an old codger, huh?
03:10Hey, look at that. It's RoboCop.
03:18Holy cow! Look at the size of him.
03:25Greetings.
03:26What in blazes is that fucking scrap he's doing here?
03:30I've just installed a new program,
03:32so his reflexes will be .07% faster.
03:35I want to test him.
03:36Ahem.
03:37Are you ready, RoboCop?
03:39Yes, Dr. Tyler.
03:40Oh, brother.
03:42That bucket of bolts moves like a three-legged tortoise.
03:46There's no way he can touch my score.
03:48There's no way he can touch my score.
03:50We'll see about that, Lieutenant.
03:52You may begin, Sergeant.
03:54Right.
03:55That bucket of bolts has some pretty good moves, Lieutenant.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Every cop should be equipped with titanium steel plate.
04:03But he'll never make it over that wall.
04:07You were saying, smart guy?
04:12All right, go, Robo.
04:18make it over that wall you were saying smart guy
04:48robocop demolished hedgehog's record looks like the tortoise caught the hair lieutenant
04:56congratulations murphy great score i'll say but not as good as i'd hoped we'll have to go back to
05:03maintenance for further adjustments yes dr tyler oh come on doc give him a break i'd like to give
05:12him a break right across his steel skull no look out pardon me sorry i said be careful with that you
05:30clumsy contraption thank you have a nice day i knew i should have replaced that ship in your logic
05:40circuitry but right now i've got more important things to do like testing this new fusion ray
05:55i'll have this to my new design whoever wears this robotic suit will be unstoppable
06:02yes i have finally made robocop obsolete
06:07he did what to your begonias don't worry ma'am we'll send out a patrol right away officer lewis
06:14domestic disturbance at the renaissance towers no sweat sarge i'm on my way
06:23oh i'm sorry lieutenant why i ought to report you for this lewis
06:28but i might be persuaded to forget this incident if you dump your pneumatic partner and step out with
06:35me tonight lieutenant i'd be happy to go out with you when pigs can fly
06:45someday i'll show her who's a better man and it isn't that clanking cyborg
06:50come on partner let's roll what's that again a payroll heist at granny johnson's bakery i'll get
06:59someone right off it i'll take that call sergeant come on man let's move out
07:06this is the police come out with your hands up
07:09stay back you try and move in the old lady gets it well i never you men hold the perimeter i'm going
07:20inside didn't your mother teach you to respect your elders and just look at those clothes no wonder
07:29you can't get a decent job you're beginning to get on my nerves lady drop it punk police oh no you don't
07:39get on my nerves
07:44looks like you're stuck copper oh dear
07:50we just got the bulletin what's going on in there i'm not sure lieutenant hedgecock went in alone
07:55stop that you hootigan it's been nice knowing you copper hold it right there laughing boy
08:03huh
08:07murphy are you all right
08:15robo
08:17murphy
08:18how do you like that got both you and robocop with one shot
08:23murphy
08:32murphy
08:33drop your weapon
08:35not a chance robo twerp you drop it and the old lady gets it
08:40that'll get you you young whippersnapper
08:55hey man i give up
08:57what's the matter molasses head all those sweets giving you a toothache
09:05robocop's the only pain i got that titanium tinker toy butted into my operation and stole
09:11my arrest you just want to make me look bad you reckless robot hold your horses hot shot murphy's
09:19simply doing his job like a good cop you're just jealous he's more of a man than you
09:25more of a man than me excuse me dr tyler said she wants to run a few more tests
09:33that woman's work is never done
09:37i've had it with mr buckethead he's gotten in my way once too many times
09:41if i had that chance i'd pulverize him really you bet doc i've been waiting a long time to pay
09:49back that talking trash compactor well then lieutenant i have a very interesting proposition for you
09:57one that i'm sure you can't refuse excellent everything is ready
10:12hey this monkey suit feels like a ton of bricks do not worry my friend once you see what it can do
10:19i don't think you'll have any complaints first a little target practice
10:32well that's what i call real shoot bravo lieutenant now let's see how good your reflexes are
10:43you're much more than that lieutenant try engaging the jetpack okay
11:04hey this is great so what else can this baby do patience lieutenant i have just one more test for you
11:17and 260 i order you to surrender are you kidding
11:32the enforcement droid series 260 is not programmed
11:45the first time
11:58robocop will never be able to match me that's exactly what i'm counting on lieutenant
12:04no problem doc because i'm gonna flatten that walking waffle iron for good
12:16man robo's stronger than ever
12:17why of course roosevelt i've revamped his circuitry thereby increasing his power input
12:23uh-oh something's up look who's here sir is something wrong dr
12:30mcnamara will be unveiling his latest crime prevention device here huh i wonder what that second-rate charlatan is trying to pass off
12:39now what in the world is that
12:48please identify yourself what's the matter shorty don't you recognize me
12:56hedgehog
13:00as you can see robocop is simply outmoded quite impressive doctor why thank you sir
13:08this is of course just a taste of what the power suit can do production of the new power
13:13suit should begin at once i beg to differ dr mcnamara nothing can compare to my creation
13:20hardly robocop is a thing of the past my power suit is the future wouldn't you agree sir my only
13:28concern doctor is which project would profit the company the most i propose a test to decide which
13:34one is truly the best what do you say tin man ready to go a few rounds with me i am ready when you are
13:44all right robo will make mincemeat out of that phony i don't feel good about this roosevelt if hedgecock
13:50wins it'll mean the end of robocop the rules of this test are quite simple the winner must disable
13:57his opponent i have no doubt that robocop will prove to be the superior machine i sincerely hope your
14:03boy has been taking his vitamins tyler because my power suit is invincible we shall see are we ready
14:10to begin yes sir everything checks out a-okay then proceed with the test all right
14:17wait wait wait i get my hands on that toaster hand
14:29i must find hedgecock before he finds me
14:33target located where is that a little bit of lunchbox i am here hedgecock then let's
14:56party
15:04i shouldn't even trickle try this on for size lieutenant
15:13you see robocop is definitely a superior product don't jump to conclusions dr tyler
15:19the test is over lieutenant
15:24what a big trash can man looks like you failed the exam with blind colors
15:29run
15:31the test has just begun
15:33the test has just begun to be great
15:49the test has just begun to crack
15:52is
15:56Nothin' to somebody grunt!
16:04Hey, wait up, pal!
16:05What's going on here?
16:06The party's just starting!
16:10It looks like I got a big one!
16:14Cannot let him win.
16:20Whoa!
16:26Come back here, coward!
16:29You kick it off on me!
16:37We must find a place to recover!
16:44Where are you, whip?
16:46You're no mad, just a lousy, coward, tin cat!
16:50Come on out and fight!
16:52What's wrong with Murphy, Doc?
16:54His system is rapidly deteriorating.
16:57With his energy almost completely drained, Robocop is heading toward permanent shutdown.
17:02Oh, no!
17:03Hitchcock's out to kill him!
17:05You've got to stop the test!
17:07Let's not get hysterical, Lewis.
17:10Forfeiting the match might endanger the Robocop project.
17:12The test must run its course.
17:15I agree.
17:16What's wrong with you people?
17:18That's a man up there, not just another OCP product!
17:21I've got to help Murphy before Hitchcock kills him!
17:29This is not going to be easy!
17:34Can't hide forever, Robocop.
17:37Tired of my cat and mouse.
17:41There's the little tin soldier.
17:43This is what I've been waiting for.
17:44A small step for a man.
17:46One giant leap into oblivion for Robocop!
17:50Murphy, look out!
17:51Officer Lewis!
17:55Lewis!
17:56Robocop!
17:57What's that cop Lewis doing out there?
18:05This is the perfect resting place for you, Robocop!
18:09The junkyard!
18:11Lewis!
18:11No, it can't be.
18:13I've lost contact with Robocop!
18:16I think we can begin power suit production now, sir.
18:19Indeed.
18:20Look!
18:21There!
18:22Over there!
18:22Something's moving!
18:28Lewis!
18:29She's dead!
18:31Or dying, I can't tell!
18:34Systems faulty!
18:36Hitchcock!
18:37I must stop him permanently!
18:39Did you see it?
18:43I aced that sucker real good!
18:46No, you didn't, you idiot!
18:48He's right there!
18:50What the...
18:51Ah!
18:53Ah!
18:54Ah!
18:55You real monkey!
18:58Ah!
18:59Can it, Lieutenant!
19:01Ah!
19:02You're gonna kill me!
19:04You crazy robot!
19:05You can't do this to me!
19:06I got rights!
19:08I'm a cop!
19:09You're programmed only to harm criminals!
19:11You murdered Lewis Hitchcock, and you're going to pay!
19:16Now!
19:17No!
19:18Murphy!
19:19Don't!
19:20Don't do it!
19:22I...
19:23I'm okay!
19:25Just a little banged up, that's all!
19:28But Hitchcock is still guilty of attempted murder!
19:32Everything's on videotape!
19:34We can bring him up on charges later!
19:37You have the right to remain silent!
19:39Hey!
19:40You have the right to an attorney!
19:43This was a legitimate contest!
19:45She had no business being here!
19:47Congratulations, Dr. Tyler!
19:54Your cybernetic super cop is indeed a sound investment!
19:58Thank you, sir!
19:59Now, as for that videotape...
20:02Ah!
20:02Yes!
20:03Tapes are such, uh...
20:04delicate things!
20:06So...
20:07easily erased!
20:08Terminate the power suit project!
20:10I don't want to spend one more dime on that pile of junk!
20:14But I...
20:15Yes, sir!
20:18Oh, why did you do that?
20:20We could have nailed Hitchcock to the wall with that tape!
20:22We also could lose funding for the Robocop project if that tape got out!
20:27Robocop nearly lost control out there!
20:31Yeah.
20:32I guess he's more human than we'd like to think he is!
20:35Good night!
20:36Yeah!
20:37Sorry!
20:37Yeah!
20:38Yeah!
20:38Yeah!
20:39Yeah!
20:39I guess he might...