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00:00Previously on Men in Trees
00:02Greta
00:03Oh, I'm Patrick
00:04One, two, three
00:06I can't do this
00:08If Mike finds out I'm playing Pokus, you'll kill me
00:10Alright, give me a week and I'll get you the money
00:12I don't know, I mean, what happened was so awful
00:14The way you were helping Julia
00:16I'm not giving Julia a part of me
00:18Are you sure about that?
00:20Waiting for the whales to come
00:30Waiting for the whales to come
00:34Been up since the crack of dawn
00:38So that is a whale mating call
00:40Not exactly Barry White, but gets the job done
00:44And then the hard work starts
00:46The humpback whale generally doesn't stay in long-term relationships
00:49I know it's like a typical guy
00:51Gets action and then moves on
00:55Okay, I guess that's it
00:57Thanks for having me
00:59Sadly, we have to let our guest move on
01:01Thanks, Jack
01:07You were great
01:09Yeah, that was fun
01:11Never done the guest lecture thing before
01:13You're a natural
01:15You were
01:17Jack, this is Caroline Todd
01:19She's head of our environmental studies department
01:21Would you be interested in doing this again?
01:23You need to do this again
01:37I can't, it's a one-of-a-kind mind
01:39Sergeant Pepper meets Pepper Anderson
01:41Andy Dickinson
01:43Andy Dickinson, policewoman
01:44Yeah, I get it
01:45You were just supposed to sew my new police patch on
01:47Sue me, I got inspired
01:49Well, I may have to sue you
01:51It's illegal to add anything
01:53Unauthorized to a government uniform
01:55What's illegal is making a woman wear a potato sack with a badge
01:59Especially with a waist like yours
02:01Don't think I didn't notice
02:02Alright, that's enough
02:03You need to take all this shiny stuff off
02:07Alright, I'll pick it up tomorrow
02:09Sorry, shop closed for the week
02:11Why?
02:12Because I am finally building my Florida room
02:18I'm gonna turn this whole front room into a glass solarium
02:22We can't afford to move south
02:24But I've saved up enough to build Florida right here
02:27I'm gonna have a water feature and palm trees
02:30And lots of neon signs
02:32So it's relaxing
02:33Like Miami
02:35Well, good for you
02:37After all these years putting up with Buzz
02:39You deserve a vacation
02:40You said it, sister
02:41Okay, 50 bucks
02:42To sew a patch on?
02:44I broke my bedazzler getting through all that acrylic
02:55Apple for the teacher
02:56Thanks
02:59So tell me
03:02It was fun
03:03Yeah, those kids really seemed into what I was saying
03:06And I guess I did pretty good
03:08Well, I bet you did
03:09The head of the department asked me to come back as a visiting instructor
03:13Cover for a woman who's on maternity leave
03:15Wait, they offered you a job?
03:17Well, yeah, not full time
03:19I'd spend the night in Anchorage once a week and do a class or two
03:22That's amazing
03:24But you just got home
03:26You wanna go away again?
03:27Well, I'm not moving away
03:28It's not a big deal
03:29Well, everything's a big deal when your boyfriend was just lost at sea
03:35Sorry, this is exciting for you
03:38I just rained all over your parade
03:41Julia said it's rare to get a chance like this
03:44Well, she would know, right?
03:49It's weird, I feel like she's become this integral part of your life
03:51And I haven't even met her
03:52I know, we were just talking about that
03:55Which is why we decided that we should all get together and have dinner tomorrow night
03:58Her and her husband, you and me
04:00Really?
04:02You'll like her
04:03I promise
04:06Our first double date
04:07Yeah
04:10This is a milestone
04:11Good morning
04:12Why are you here?
04:13We got plastered with Ivan last night, remember?
04:26Barely
04:27Oh, I know
04:28That's why I wanted to keep an eye on you
04:30Make sure you didn't lose consciousness
04:33Fall and crack your head open, etc
04:36I'm naked
04:38Yeah, I thought you'd be more comfortable
04:40Nothing happened
04:42Oh, good
04:43It's way too early in the relationship
04:45Relationship?
04:46Oh, I thought that's what was happening
04:49Maybe that's not what's happening
04:50I thought you liked me
04:51But why would you like me when
04:52No, no, I like you
04:54Oh, good
04:55I like you too
04:56Oh
05:01Oh
05:03Oh
05:05Oh
05:06Oh, Annie
05:07Hi, Annie, I'm Greta, Patrick's girlfriend
05:09Oh
05:11Oh
05:13Hey
05:17Hey, wait, wait
05:18You do your own laundry from now on
05:20Okay, she's not my girlfriend
05:21I don't care
05:22I just met her at this Huskies party a few days ago
05:24Now she's, like, kinda into me
05:25Patrick
05:26We're just friends
05:27It's fine
05:28I thought Greta and I were just friends, too
05:30Yeah
05:31The whole being in bed together thing might be throwing up
05:34Hi, Annie
05:35How late do you guys serve breakfast?
05:37I'm dying for some coffee
05:39Patrick and I were up all night
05:41Breakfast is served until 10, but it's only for paying guests
05:45Perfect
05:47Perfect?
05:48Yeah, I'm getting a room here, so I'll be down in a minute
05:50Oh, if you have mocha non-dairy creamer, that would be super
05:53You're getting a room?
05:54Patrick, if this relationship has a chance of age, I can't be living an hour and a half away
05:59I need to make myself geographically desirable
06:02Yeah
06:03Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:07Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:09Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:12Hey!
06:13Good morning!
06:14Good morning!
06:15Good morning!
06:16Good morning!
06:17Good morning!
06:18Good morning!
06:19Good morning!
06:20Good morning!
06:22Mmm!
06:23Or should I say goodnight?
06:24It's all good as long as you keep kissing me
06:27Oh!
06:28Mmm!
06:29Mmm!
06:30I got you a good morning bagel
06:33Thanks!
06:34I thought it was time
06:45that you had a proper ring
06:46it's so beautiful
06:49and twinkly
06:52and substantial
06:54I saw it
06:57and I thought of you
06:58thanks for marrying me
07:03you're welcome
07:04I love it
07:09it's a little loose
07:12I should get it resized before I lose it
07:14can I ask where it came from
07:15you won't believe it
07:17Tiffany's
07:18Cartier
07:20the sanitation department lost and found
07:23I'm sorry
07:25what now
07:26yeah things sit there long enough they put them up for sale
07:29to the employees
07:30at sizable discounts
07:32I might add
07:33you got me a second hand ring from the garbage
07:36I bet it wasn't in the garbage
07:40probably someone lost it on the subway or something
07:42things end up getting stuck in the gunk under the seats all the time
07:45I had it cleaned
07:46and appraised
07:48the diamond is really good
07:50it's someone else's diamond
07:52that sat in gunk
07:54you didn't mind when I brought home this coffee table that I found on the street
07:59I was being polite
08:00you don't need to get all snobby on me
08:03snobby
08:04it's not about the money
08:06you looked at this and thought of me
08:08but before that some other guy looked at it and thought of someone else
08:11and it's probably looking for her ring
08:13I mean gunk
08:15you could have spent less and made me feel worth more
08:19I'm sorry you feel that way
08:24I have to go to work
08:27Mr. Benjamin
08:50I've been cutting you off
08:53you have a game in the box
08:53you can finish my
08:55Patrick
08:56the team manager's job
08:58is to get my players onto the ice
08:59not into rehab
09:01let him have another one
09:02what's the big deal
09:03says the guy who lost his shirt the last time I've been skated drunk
09:06I'm working a deal with my bookie
09:08it's all good
09:09recycle
09:10saving the environment
09:12Teresa
09:14do you still have that cookbook I loaned you?
09:17yeah
09:17right here
09:17oh good
09:18I'm making canard
09:19can what?
09:21duck
09:22I'm making duck
09:23out of a can?
09:24you can RSVP me no
09:27canard means duck gentlemen
09:28and I'm making it
09:29for my first couples date with Jack
09:31so Jerome you are not invited
09:33which is fine by me
09:34not much interested in that couple stuff these days anyhow
09:38I'm with Jerome
09:39all about being single
09:40go
09:42hey hot stuff
09:43like my new t-shirt
09:46rookie managers
09:51give me a zamboni
09:54very creative
09:56thanks
09:57I'm Maren
09:58hi
09:58I'm Greta
09:59Patrick's girlfriend
10:00oh
10:01you don't say
10:02anyway
10:03I'll see you back at the end okay
10:04I'm making margies
10:05you got it
10:07she's not my girlfriend
10:10she thinks she's your girlfriend
10:12she made a t-shirt
10:13I don't know how this happened
10:15I mean one night we're
10:16drinking
10:16and the next night she's making t-shirts
10:18margies
10:19and googly eyes
10:21so break up with her
10:22I don't know how
10:23what do you say
10:25I've never done it
10:26unless I have
10:27and I don't remember
10:28nope
10:28never even had a girlfriend before Annie
10:30here's what you do
10:32bring home another girl
10:34I usually get the hint
10:36they uh
10:37that they need to move on
10:38or they make out
10:39with the other girl
10:40either way
10:40you win
10:41nice
10:42Patrick
10:43you just have to be honest with her
10:45or stop her turning her clothes
10:46ah yes
10:47the slow fade
10:48one of my personal favorites
10:50Jerome
10:50you don't even have a phone
10:52so you think
10:53I thought Greta seemed
10:55kinda nice
10:56hot stuff
10:57who cares if she's nice
10:59he can't settle down
11:00Patrick has only been with
11:02one girl
11:02you don't need to advertise it
11:05there are women out there
11:06waiting for you
11:07you're single
11:08under 30
11:09not fat
11:10no
11:11you must take advantage
11:12you can't get hung up
11:14on one girl
11:15but you're totally a nanny
11:16it's different
11:17I've seen the world already
11:19have you been to Europe
11:20Morocco
11:21a mall of America
11:22no
11:23no
11:24I am intrigued
11:26dude
11:27there is a whole new world
11:28out there for you
11:29you're right
11:30so you're gonna go break up
11:32with Greta
11:32yeah
11:34right after I have another beer
11:35good boy
11:36hello
11:50Sam got me an engagement ring
11:52Sam him?
11:53from the sanitation
11:54lost and found
11:55oh
11:56yeah
11:57okay well
11:58it's a thought that counts
12:00right
12:00is it pretty?
12:01it's gorgeous
12:02and
12:03it's creeping me out
12:04well give it a chance
12:06it came from his heart
12:08what are you making?
12:10canard bastide
12:11that's your fancy meal
12:13what gives?
12:14we're having Julia
12:15and her husband
12:15for dinner tonight
12:16ah
12:17finally meeting
12:18the other woman
12:19other woman
12:20honey
12:20joking
12:21or not
12:22I mean I'll admit it
12:24it's weird Jack has this relationship
12:25with a woman I've never met
12:26I'm a little jealous
12:28so wrong
12:29poor Norma
12:30she's happily married
12:32and you and Jack
12:33are really solid
12:34he wants to go work
12:35when they're 200 miles away
12:37didn't he just get home?
12:39thanks
12:39sorry
12:40speaking of home
12:42I'm at mine
12:43once she gets a load of your deck
12:45she'll know who's boss
12:46thanks
12:47going somewhere?
13:01not just somewhere
13:02everywhere
13:04I'm gonna go around the world
13:06you're not fleeing the country
13:07just to avoid Greta
13:08are you?
13:09because trust me
13:09there are much cheaper ways
13:11to break up with a girl
13:12no
13:12I was thinking about
13:13what Ivan said
13:14he's right
13:15I've never gone anywhere
13:17it's done
13:19what is it with everyone
13:21wanting to leave town?
13:23I even have an itinerary
13:24tell me
13:26so I'm the new Patrick
13:27right?
13:28right
13:28so I'm going everywhere
13:30with new in the name
13:30starting in New York
13:32then I'm hitting New Guinea
13:33Newfoundland
13:35and New Zealand
13:36oh what about
13:38Newton, Massachusetts
13:39and New South Wales?
13:42this is gonna get pricey
13:43you're on
13:45hello Elmo
13:47Patrick and I
13:49were just talking
13:49about wanderlust
13:50travel is good
13:52for the soul
13:53it opens your eyes
13:54takes your mind
13:55and body
13:56to new places
13:56but
13:57what about the people
13:58who stay behind?
14:00how can we trust
14:01that you won't be
14:01seduced
14:02by these new
14:03sights and sounds?
14:05if you set
14:06something you love
14:07free
14:07can you really trust
14:09that it will come back
14:10to?
14:16hey
14:16Joe
14:17what's with the slurpee break?
14:20did you get that
14:21wall out already?
14:22yeah listen
14:22Mrs. Washington
14:24we um
14:24we couldn't start
14:25your Florida room today
14:26hey
14:27when Mike gives you
14:28a down payment
14:29Mike expects you
14:30to get down
14:30to work
14:31your check bounced
14:34what?
14:35impossible
14:36I have plenty
14:36of cash in my
14:37Florida room account
14:38sorry
14:41this was all
14:47I could buy
14:47before I realized
14:48you were
14:49broke
14:50you owe me
14:52ten bucks
14:53for that
14:54Buzz
14:57did you take money
14:59out of my
15:00Florida room account?
15:02what?
15:02me?
15:04no!
15:04you and I
15:05are the only ones
15:06with our names
15:07on that account
15:08so you tell me
15:09who took it there?
15:11a bank robber?
15:15alright
15:16uh
15:16I may have taken
15:18a loan
15:19what do you need
15:20a loan for?
15:21are you in trouble?
15:22I didn't want
15:23to tell you baby
15:24but business
15:25has been soft
15:26and I've been
15:26having problems
15:27paying for the
15:28plane upkeep
15:28but I'll pay you back
15:30you could have
15:31told me that Buzz
15:32we're in this
15:33together
15:34my Florida room
15:35can wait
15:36I know baby
15:37I just didn't
15:38want to worry you
15:39worry me
15:40hell
15:40I was gonna
15:40kill you
15:41thought you were
15:42gambling again
15:43or something
15:43what?
15:45gambling?
15:46what am I
15:47crazy?
15:48huh?
15:49yes
15:49I'm Jack
16:02I figured
16:03coconut cake
16:06it's Jim's specialty
16:22and the only
16:24product I've been
16:25able to successfully
16:25complete in six months
16:27he's been having
16:28a little sculptor's block
16:29oh I hear you
16:31on that one
16:31you should see our
16:32house when he's blocked
16:33it's floor to ceiling
16:34baked goods
16:34well Maren makes stew
16:36he could open a restaurant
16:38come on inside
16:40let's get you a drink
16:41ships that pass
16:47huh?
16:49just hear me out
16:51I've heard enough
16:53give me the ring and
16:54I'll return it
16:55no
16:55I was thinking
16:57the ring is
16:57gone
16:59oh my gosh
17:01it's gone
17:01no
17:04no Sam
17:05I swear
17:06I was wearing it
17:07I was trying to get
17:08used to it
17:08it must have
17:09slipped off accidentally
17:10while I was doing my
17:11errands
17:11or on purpose
17:12seriously
17:13you think I would
17:13lose a ring you gave
17:14me on purpose
17:15I don't know
17:16apparently you think
17:17I'm the type of guy
17:18who treats his wife
17:19like garbage by buying
17:20her a diamond
17:20I gotta go
17:24come on
17:30no seriously
17:30he was cracking jokes
17:32up there
17:32he's funny
17:33and those kids
17:35are a tough audience
17:36you don't think
17:37I'm funny
17:37I guess I never
17:38thought about it
17:39but we're making
17:40jokes about what
17:41whales?
17:42I don't do my bits
17:43when my day's off
17:44smart man
17:45oh man you didn't
17:47like your duck?
17:48oh it's good
17:49I don't love duck
17:50oh it's that whole
17:51fatty meat thing
17:52huh?
17:53yeah
17:53the what?
17:55we had a lot of
17:56time out there
17:56on the water
17:57Julia hates black
17:58olives
17:58you should have
17:59told me you didn't
18:00like duck
18:00it was hard to sleep
18:03so we would just
18:03talk
18:04she's still not
18:06sleeping
18:07I've been having
18:08nightmares
18:08it's been tough
18:10on Jim
18:10Jack too
18:11I've gotten very
18:12good at the
18:123am tea brewing
18:15I used to take
18:17care of him
18:17now
18:18the proverbial
18:19table's a turn
18:19Jack took care
18:20of me out at sea
18:21Jim takes care
18:22of me at home
18:22when did I become
18:23so helpless?
18:25to Jack
18:25for saving my wife
18:27oh
18:28we saved each other
18:29to Jack
18:30to Jack
18:31oh no no thanks
18:41I'm stuffed
18:42oh good
18:43more for us
18:44I love coconut
18:46if I could marry it
18:47I would
18:48good to know
18:49wow
18:57this is
18:59coconut
18:59this is coconut cake
19:03thanks
19:04um coffee anyone
19:07Julia
19:08black
19:08yeah
19:09yeah thanks
19:10good
19:10you're lucky
19:11it makes great coffee
19:13I'm gonna have to get
19:14a better coffee maker
19:15for the apartment
19:15what apartment
19:17the one we're sharing
19:18in Anchorage
19:19Jack didn't tell me
19:33about an apartment
19:34oh it's just this
19:35little divey place
19:36I keep near campus
19:37we live three hours
19:38from Anchorage
19:38so on the days I teach
19:39I stay there
19:40we would timeshare it
19:41oh yeah
19:42when I'm not there
19:42Jack can crash
19:43saves money on a hotel
19:45well it looks like
19:49you have this
19:50all thought out
19:51baby
19:54baby slow down
19:55honey
19:56we'll never be
19:57invited back
19:58hey buddy
20:00hmm
20:01oh yeah
20:04that's great
20:05hey
20:09where have you been
20:10I left messages
20:12for you all over
20:13but you never
20:13called me back
20:15yep
20:15yep
20:15that's
20:15that's the kind
20:16of guy I am
20:17mmm
20:17well
20:18if you are
20:19playing hard to get
20:20then sign me up
20:22this lady
20:23loves a challenge
20:24oh
20:25okay
20:25oh
20:27grunt up
20:27yeah
20:29I was thinking
20:30maybe we should
20:32have another girl
20:35over
20:35hmm
20:36okay
20:37okay
20:39tell them to bring
20:39extra tequila
20:40we're running low
20:41we're running low
20:41see the thing is
20:44I'm gonna be
20:45leaving town soon
20:45yeah
20:46yeah
20:46it's part of my
20:47new philosophy
20:48I need to get out
20:49and see the world
20:50hey
20:52we could go to
20:53Amsterdam
20:53and stay with my
20:54pimp onika
20:55that's probably not
20:56a great idea
20:57yeah
20:58she doesn't have
20:59great handwriting
21:00I bet she's messy
21:01hmm
21:02I'm still technically
21:05engaged to Annie
21:05you are
21:06yeah
21:07I should have
21:08told you that
21:09when we met
21:09I'm a bad
21:11bad guy
21:12and dishonest
21:14probably never
21:15want to see me
21:16are you still
21:18in love with her
21:19well
21:20technically
21:21no
21:22do you want me
21:23to talk to her
21:23for you
21:24I'm good
21:26thank you so much
21:31Maren
21:32the night was lovely
21:32it was
21:33I'm sorry
21:34you have to leave
21:34so early
21:35well we're an hour
21:36into the country
21:36from here
21:37I used to think
21:38rural Alaska
21:39was redundant
21:40till we moved there
21:41please
21:42please
21:43looks like
21:45I'll be caretaking
21:46on the way home
21:47see you on campus
21:50see you
21:50goodnight
21:52goodnight
21:53you're going to
21:58live with her
21:59no
22:01I'm just going to
22:02share an apartment
22:02it's no big deal
22:03it's no big deal
22:04why didn't you
22:04tell me earlier
22:05because
22:06I knew you
22:07weren't crazy
22:08about me taking
22:09the job to begin
22:09with
22:10so I would have
22:11found out
22:12when
22:12when I
22:13called one night
22:14and you guys
22:15were doing a duet
22:16on the answering machine
22:17Maren you met her
22:17she's perfectly nice
22:18and married
22:19then you should have
22:20told me
22:20well we did tell you
22:22we
22:22wait
22:23what is going on here
22:24what's going on here
22:25he is here
22:25we're pretending
22:26to be this loving couple
22:26with this other loving couple
22:28I'm not pretending
22:29but I feel like
22:30I don't even really know you
22:31and she does
22:31you hate fatty me
22:33you crack jokes
22:34you don't even tell me
22:35when you're sharing
22:36an apartment
22:36with another woman
22:37you've become a we
22:40with her
22:41and I'm not sure
22:42I know who we
22:43are
22:44anymore
22:45I don't think
22:49you should go
22:50you could get murdered
22:51get your passport stolen
22:53forget malaria
22:54not in China
22:55we're very clean people
22:56see you
22:58you're just afraid
22:59to let the boy go
23:00thank you dad
23:01I knew you'd think
23:03it was a good idea
23:03good idea
23:04it's crazy
23:05how you gonna afford this
23:07I'm glad you asked
23:08see this is where you
23:11my parents
23:12and my step parent
23:13come in
23:14I'm offering
23:15for a limited time only
23:17sponsorship
23:18for different legs
23:19in my trip
23:19it's like a walk-a-thon
23:21only I'm flying mostly
23:23and the good cause is
23:24me
23:26I like you moxie
23:29thank you
23:30my my
23:30can I sign you up
23:31for say the
23:32new deli to new zealand
23:34portion
23:34hell no
23:35okay
23:35well how about the
23:37New York to New Jersey
23:39leg
23:40it's just a bus ticket
23:41couldn't afford a ticket
23:42to the couch right now
23:44bus cleaned out
23:44my savings account
23:45you stole her money
23:47it was a loan
23:48which is going to pay me
23:49back with interest
23:50of course I'm gonna pay
23:51you back
23:52cleaned me out
23:53doesn't sound like a loan
23:54hey listen
23:54I don't think this is
23:55police business
23:56don't stick your nose
23:57in too long
23:58don't get so defensive
23:59what are you defending
24:00I'm never getting out
24:01of this town
24:02I don't want to fight
24:06about this
24:07neither do I
24:08if you really don't
24:09want me to do this
24:10anchorage thing
24:11I won't
24:11don't make me be
24:12that girl Jack
24:13what girl
24:13the girl who ties you
24:15down
24:16this is disgusting
24:19the truck started
24:33smoking a couple of
24:35miles down the road
24:35is there a service
24:37station open or
24:38something
24:38oh not this late
24:40uh stay the night
24:42we can have someone
24:43look at it in the
24:43morning
24:44are you sure
24:44yeah
24:45of course
24:47thank you
24:48back to the rescue
24:50again
24:51huh
24:51I really appreciate
24:58this
24:59of course
25:00Jim was supposed
25:02to get the truck
25:02serviced but I guess
25:03that was something
25:03else he blocked
25:04Jim is right here
25:07sorry
25:08he's not a great
25:14drinker
25:15or he is
25:17depending on how
25:17you define it
25:18I guess
25:18hey
25:19where's the coconut
25:20cake
25:20you threw out
25:29my damn cake
25:30oh
25:30see
25:31here's the thing
25:32it was so good
25:34that uh
25:35we were afraid
25:36that we'd eat
25:37the whole thing
25:38oh look
25:40look
25:41this side still
25:45looks good
25:45if you hear that
25:48you shouldn't have
25:48said so
25:49I'm so sorry
25:54you're up
26:09I can't sleep
26:11Sam
26:13I'm sorry
26:17about the ring
26:18I so appreciate
26:21that you got it
26:22for me
26:22and I did really
26:24like it
26:24it was twinkly
26:26and had those
26:28little diamonds
26:30inside
26:31baguettes
26:32and that one day
26:34I wore it
26:35it stopped being
26:36someone else's
26:37and started being
26:39mine
26:40I really miss it
26:42I miss my ring
26:44well maybe it'll go
26:49back to the lost
26:49and found
26:50and I can buy it
26:52for you again
26:53this is New York
26:55Sam
26:56things don't come
26:56back to you
26:57they get
26:59boned
27:00what do you hear me
27:11do you hear me
27:25Patrick
27:29what are you doing
27:32in my closet
27:32I'm hiding
27:33from Greta
27:34she would stay up
27:36all night
27:36and tell ghost stories
27:37while we tickle
27:37each other's arms
27:38well you can't hide here
27:39just give me another
27:40ten minutes okay
27:41she looked like
27:42she was getting grotty
27:43if you don't like her
27:45why don't you just
27:46break up with her
27:47because I can't
27:48okay
27:48I tried the slow fade
27:50the girl on girl thing
27:51the what
27:53it's a pretty advanced
27:54technique
27:55anyway
27:56nothing worked
27:56did you try
27:58just sitting her down
27:59and saying
28:00we need to talk
28:01and telling her
28:02the truth
28:03no
28:04hey
28:06maybe you could
28:08talk to her for me
28:09Patrick
28:10get out
28:14Jack's checking out
28:31the engine
28:31he's pretty good
28:32at that stuff
28:33I'm really
28:36embarrassed
28:37no
28:37come on
28:38I shouldn't let him
28:39drink
28:40he's really moody
28:42now he says
28:43it's part of his
28:44tortured artist soul
28:45I think he's depressed
28:48that must not be
28:50easy to deal with
28:51hasn't made for
28:53the easiest marriage
28:54sometimes he can be
28:56so optimistic
28:57and then it all
28:57just gets dark
28:59now the coconut cake
29:00I am so sorry
29:02about that
29:02no
29:03no
29:04it's
29:04it's lousy
29:06yeah
29:06I just
29:09I mean
29:10I don't have the heart
29:10to tell
29:11did you know
29:14he
29:14was like this
29:16when you married him
29:17I guess I thought
29:18it was just a phase
29:19it got worse
29:21when we moved up here
29:22for my work
29:22Jim wanted to go
29:24sculpting France
29:25we had to make a choice
29:26he still resents it
29:28I should have made him go
29:31I hope you don't mind
29:36me talking to you
29:37about all this
29:37I mean
29:37I know that you're
29:38a relationship coach
29:39I don't mind
29:40you know
29:42I was
29:43watching you
29:44at dinner
29:45and I thought
29:45you seem like
29:46a happy couple
29:47really happy
29:50not anymore
29:53we're not happy
29:54like you and Jack
29:55yeah I think
29:59it might be
29:59the fan bill
29:59might have a spare
30:02one I can rig up
30:03when it's light
30:04everything's better
30:07in the light
30:07hey
30:16does she work
30:16yeah
30:18I'm gonna drive
30:20in the morning
30:20to a gallery
30:21over in Sitka
30:21haven't sold much
30:22in the last few months
30:23yeah it must be tough
30:25yeah well
30:26doesn't make you feel
30:27like you got the
30:27cojones when your
30:28wife's the big
30:29breadwinner you know
30:30Julia seems pretty
30:31understanding
30:32it's not her problem
30:34is it
30:34yeah I guess not
30:36hey I like this one
30:41yeah
30:41it's one of my
30:42favorites
30:43how much is it
30:44two
30:44I'll take it
30:46yeah
30:47yeah
30:47the hell
30:50I'll give it to you
30:50for $1,500
30:51oh even $1,000
30:53just kidding
30:56this better not be
31:08bad news
31:09bad news always
31:10comes at 2 a.m.
31:11oh geez
31:19I gave you a week
31:20Buzz
31:21I want the rest
31:22of my money
31:23so my loan
31:28was to pay off
31:29your bookie
31:30my
31:31let me explain
31:32you knew Buzz
31:33you knew
31:34if you ever
31:35gamble again
31:36that's it
31:40I'm leaving
31:41I'm
31:55they're gonna be
31:55okay
31:56me too
31:57I want you to
32:02take the
32:03lecturing job
32:03Jack
32:04really
32:07it's two days
32:11a week
32:11and you're
32:12good at it
32:13Julie is
32:16really cool
32:16and I don't
32:20ever want to
32:20regret not
32:21letting you go
32:22I'll miss you
32:32I'm right here
32:35what
32:37you know
32:37I was really
32:38behind the motel
32:39down the street
32:40why do we even
32:40why
32:41this is
32:43a week
32:43yeah
32:44what the hell
33:04I left
33:07Buzz
33:08hey
33:17who is it
33:18you lose the ring
33:20oh my god
33:21do you have my ring
33:23who are you
33:25medallion number
33:2615P3
33:27I dropped you off
33:28at this address
33:29at 3.54pm yesterday
33:30you're good
33:31I'm a New York City
33:32cabbie ma'am
33:33can I have my ring
33:34can you identify it
33:36someone else lost a ring
33:37in your cab yesterday
33:37this is New York buddy
33:39you can't trust anyone
33:40I try and tell them
33:41that all the time
33:41it's a rectangle
33:43with all these
33:45little edges
33:45that make it twinkly
33:46facets
33:47they're called facets
33:48oh and it has
33:50baguettes
33:50those are the little
33:51diamonds on the side
33:52and it's a little
33:54dinged on the inside
33:55of the band
33:55but that's okay
33:57I love it anyway
33:58there you go
34:03thank you
34:04thank you so much
34:06can I give you
34:08a reward
34:08I'm part of the job
34:10nice coffee table
34:12by the way
34:13yeah
34:14it's yours
34:23hey thanks
34:24I thought you loved
34:28that table
34:29but you didn't
34:31besides
34:32this is New York
34:33the table is just
34:34a dumpster away
34:35sorry I'll get
34:45your breakfast started
34:45mocha non-dairy creamer
34:48right
34:48that's okay
34:49I made breakfast
34:51already
34:51for like ten people
34:53toast
34:54okay
34:56Patrick went out
34:58with Ivan last night
35:00at like one in the
35:01morning
35:01and they never
35:02came back
35:03I kept making toast
35:04so I wouldn't think
35:05about where he might
35:06be or what hot girl
35:07he might be with
35:08I'm sure he's not
35:10with a girl
35:10promise
35:11well
35:13no
35:14I can't promise
35:15but I doubt it
35:16I just like him
35:18so much
35:19so much
35:21like crazy
35:22like him
35:22that's a lot of like
35:24I know right
35:25sorry
35:27I know you guys
35:28used to be engaged
35:29I bet we're not
35:30anymore
35:31it's fine
35:31then
35:33why do you still
35:34wear that
35:34engagement ring
35:35to have it
35:41I guess
35:42no I hear you
35:44I mean I would
35:45totally never take
35:46off a ring
35:46if Patrick gave me
35:47one
35:47which I really hope
35:49he gives me
35:49in Amsterdam
35:50it's supposed to be
35:51very romantic
35:52good
35:53we need to talk
35:55hey
36:09I got the truck
36:10running
36:10oh good
36:11what's this
36:12oh
36:13I bought it
36:13from Jim
36:14oh
36:15that's beautiful
36:18yeah
36:19I think so too
36:21hey are they
36:22my kid
36:23I don't know
36:24I hope they're
36:25still talking to
36:26each other
36:27morning
36:31esteemed host
36:32morning
36:33morning
36:33we just took a walk
36:34around your pond
36:35it's gorgeous
36:36very well
36:36mask
36:37thank you
36:38oh and Jim
36:39made coffee
36:39it's no slattery
36:40brew but it's
36:40pretty damn good
36:41well I accept
36:42your faint praise
36:43with love and
36:43understanding
36:44hey you're taking
36:47that one
36:48yeah I am
36:49I like it
36:49I'm surprised
36:50Jim would part
36:50with it
36:51it's one of his
36:51favorites
36:52well
36:53it's going to
36:55a good home
36:55I love how the
36:56light hits its
36:57curves
36:58does it have
37:00something
37:00it's the torso
37:02of a woman
37:02Julia actually
37:04oh
37:06wow
37:08so now
37:09we'll all be
37:10living with my wife
37:10where do we go
37:19my friend
37:19man
37:20what did we
37:20drink last night
37:21Mr. Benjamin's
37:22leaker cabinet
37:23if you wanted
37:28to break up
37:29with me
37:29you should have
37:29just said so
37:30goodbye Patrick
37:32what just
37:38happened
37:38I broke up
37:40with her
37:40for you
37:41hello Annie
37:42Ivan
37:43will you
37:43excuse us
37:44Patrick
37:45we need
37:46to talk
37:47I need us
37:58to be over
37:58I thought we
37:59were over
38:00not in my
38:01heart
38:01in my
38:03heart
38:03I was still
38:04holding out
38:04hope that
38:05you would
38:05wake up
38:05and just
38:06be in love
38:08with me again
38:09but that
38:10didn't happen
38:11not yet
38:14no
38:14or maybe
38:16ever
38:17Patrick
38:20I've hit
38:23rock bottom
38:24I'm breaking
38:26up with other
38:27women for you
38:28and I've
38:29lost my
38:30self esteem
38:30and it's
38:32not fair
38:33I have to
38:36shut the
38:36door on us
38:37this is yours
38:43Annie
38:45it's time
38:51I'm setting
38:56us both
38:56free
38:57oh hey
39:15Patrick
39:16what's this
39:17I'm sitting
39:18shivering from
39:19my Florida
39:19room
39:20I'm already
39:31married
39:32to a no good
39:33liar
39:33and technically
39:35you and me
39:35we're related
39:36but thanks anyway
39:38no I
39:38want you to
39:40sell it for me
39:41Annie's engagement ring
39:43yeah
39:44it's time
39:47for me to go
39:47I'm gonna use
39:49the money
39:49to see the world
39:50good for you
39:54at least
39:55one of us
39:56will
39:56humans
39:59are born
40:00with the desire
40:01to roam
40:02the earth
40:02we crawl
40:03then walk
40:04then run
40:05all in an effort
40:07to move further
40:08away from where
40:09we came from
40:09from home
40:11I know
40:13firsthand
40:13the thrill
40:14of what
40:15changing one's
40:15surroundings
40:16can do
40:16for one's
40:17heart
40:17and now
40:19I also know
40:20that sometimes
40:21staying home
40:22and letting
40:23others go
40:24can be its own
40:25fantastic journey
40:26of us
40:28like this
40:30it will live
40:33on
40:33with or
40:35without
40:36us
40:38say what
40:40you needed
40:41to
40:42because when
40:47you let go
40:48of something
40:48you make
40:50room
40:50for something
40:51else entirely
40:52you never
40:59expected
41:00something that
41:04makes home
41:05seem like
41:06its own
41:06unexpected
41:07adventure
41:08a trip
41:14where new
41:15treasures are
41:16found around
41:16every old
41:17corner
41:17where the world
41:25and all its
41:26complexities
41:26come right
41:27to your doorstep
41:28because in the end
41:35the power is not
41:36just with those
41:37who go away
41:38but also
41:39in what they
41:40leave behind
41:41too
41:42to
41:43to
41:43to
41:43to
41:44to
41:44to
41:45to
41:45to
41:46to
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