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00:00now back to will and dibby on 95 7 the game yo dave fleming is my guy forever forever that
00:14dave fleming is my guy why i mean yes it's obvious no not because yeah but that's because
00:20he's a great broadcaster that's not it that call right there that's what i'm talking about
00:27there's two things that you need to be when you work for a team as a broadcaster one is just the
00:33standard like i'm a good broadcaster right okay dave you got that yep but number two dude you speak
00:40for the fan and you can hear in that man's voice the difference between oh that didn't go well for
00:49your team versus what in god's name are y'all doing out there can we get that again because i want to
00:55fully get the context of exactly what you're saying and and you're right but in you know in
01:00the dave fleming way
01:02oh my goodness a balk for another run yeah dave needed to go for a walk after that what the
01:17balk is going on here exactly brett wisely gets picked off third dave fleming said on uh on uh
01:23i guess that one was was that saturday saturday right dave goes that can't happen that's going
01:30to be a no from us dog right what are you doing in a run game right in any where are you going if
01:37you're up nine to two then it becomes ha ha kangaroo court you know a couple of towel snaps and you do
01:4310 push-ups and it's all fine getting picked off third i don't actually care what the situation is
01:49no where are you going what is it you're there's one thing you know you're getting a secondary lead
01:57you can if you get caught stealing that is a mistake of aggression you can take that a mistake
02:06of aggression when you get picked off third they're just flat being stupid where are you going what is
02:12it you're attempting to make happen hey brett you're gonna steal home is that what we're doing here
02:17you're gonna throw a fastball and you're just like i'm gonna i'm gonna fake him out i'm gonna
02:22steal like what are you doing he's gonna coax a throw and maybe the catcher throws it in the left
02:27field right where are you going dog get your butt on the base can't happen dave fleming forever
02:36okay oh yeah all right dff dave fleming forever i know you're right though about phlegm and the giants
02:43all have great broadcasters who do that because you don't want to rip your employer and rip your
02:48team but you also do need to speak to the fans and that call right there is a great one a balk
02:54for another run okay i mean well and i don't i don't really understand and i think evan did a
03:02great job of talking about how walker goes about pitching with like the cross body thing and so i guess
03:09when he steps forward to plant his foot it's even more important because he turns his whole body
03:14and then he steps and he throws all the way across but the last two outings the last two box yeah it's
03:20like i don't know if he something's going on i don't know i don't know you know they were guessing
03:25he has the yips right they were guessing on the broadcast right it had been raining yesterday so
03:30like was the footing bad on the mound did it did a spike clip i i don't know yep but but what dave said
03:37about wisely um is kind of what i feel about this like that can't happen it can't happen you do the
03:45runner at third i mean what what what's happening right now well and you're down one nothing and you
03:50are absolutely like a thirsty person in the desert you are dying for a drink of water you are just
03:58dying for a run and you actually have somebody at third base which i'm told is 90 feet away from
04:04scoring what they call a run right and you get picked off right that's the thing so here's what
04:10led me down this road to actually pull out a pen and jot down life experiences negative ones i'm into
04:18this that feel like watching a giants game let me just bring you into the room yesterday okay so i had
04:24somewhere to be at like because when did this game start yesterday what time did that 11 11 10 o'clock
04:30yeah so i had somewhere to be at um whatever i i think i was taking my daughter to go buy some
04:36shoes or something and i told her a certain time like one or whatever yeah whatever it was this
04:41late in the game it was after all of the ridiculousness it was after walker comes in
04:46and now suddenly you were up two to one and now you're down five to two and as soon as you go down
04:52five to two i know you giants fans i'm one of you i'm like well that's the end of that
04:57and then what happens oh what happens we got base runners here comes another white socks pitcher to
05:04miss the strike zone 47 times in a row and put ducks on the pond yep and as soon as they
05:11bit loaded the bases and ramos is due up here comes the white socks skipper to change pitcher
05:19will venable put some respect on his name what up will dad was a former giant sander fell high
05:24absolutely so will venable comes out to make a pitching change i look at that as that's my moment
05:31i gotta jump in the shower and rinse off i still hadn't rinsed from all of the exercise and dog
05:38parking that happened earlier in the day i needed to rinse dibs so i jumped in to the shower and like
05:44a normal guy don't take too long in there no a little soap here soap there a little shampoo in the
05:50air let's move bang towel around the waist get my butt back to my bedroom where the tv is on
05:57and it's a commercial oh no and i know the timing of a baseball game right we've watched a million of
06:04these and i'm like ain't no way that pitch is still warming up no that that that's that's not good
06:13that we're already at commercial the bases were loaded with one out and especially with the three
06:19batter minimum like it couldn't have been grand slam home run home run and now we're gonna take
06:25him out like there wasn't time for that the thought went through my head right away i'm like did that
06:31young man ground into a double play so i went to my guy you know who my guy is i called upstairs
06:40hey jude what the hell did ramos do
06:45daddy grounded into a double play
06:50honey get your clothes on we're going to the mall i don't want to watch this anymore
07:00i don't want to watch this anymore you guys build up so much excitement and then don't deliver
07:08so often that my mind started flooding with all the things that happen in life
07:14that mimic that experience okay i had different guesses so your parallels are excitement built and
07:22then we're lack of delivery we're gonna do something good right we're gonna do something
07:26good we're not we're not gonna do something good we're gonna get walked three times in a row with
07:31nobody out and then we're gonna find a way to not score any runs yeah hit by pitch single
07:37bailey strikes out and then a walk to wisely and they're loaded they go to a new pitcher you go in
07:44the shower that's right and elliot ramos is coming up reigning all-star and best all-around hitter on
07:51the san francisco giants yep and he's been spraying line drives all over the field all day okay a little
07:58bit of optimism there yep hey guys i think something's about to happen here six four three
08:06yep you got any guesses well i got wrote down five okay life experiences some of them are general some of
08:12them are specific i was thinking more about general disappointment so i'll just give you my
08:16guesses i don't think that they're going to be on there one of them was uh going to the dmv
08:21where you know you're going to the dmv and you know you're looking at between 12 minutes and four
08:29and a half hours and you stare at that board and your number is d17 and they're calling the g and the
08:35b and the l and the p and they finally call your letter and it's like oh my god i'm still eight away
08:41in my category the dmv and the other one i thought was just getting a parking ticket where you go
08:47somewhere right you park and you feed the meter the meter's broken and you're just going to be a
08:52couple minutes and you come back and actually what happened to me about a month ago is i was sitting in
08:58my car and i didn't know this but in oakland they have uh buses now with cameras and so i was not
09:05parked i was just chilling in the bus uh lane and the bus comes by and takes a picture of my car and i
09:12get a ticket in the mail oh oh yeah oh i don't like that at all i got an ai to ai good lord but
09:18anyway yeah those are not the answers on your list but those are the first things i thought of the dmv
09:22thing i'm sort of expecting that to be a screwdriver in the year upon arrival so this is more like the
09:29hey this is going to be great sure no this isn't great and i try to like i try to build these as they
09:36go okay like let's start with a small one you know the experience when you go get burgers
09:41at in and out oh yeah and they jump they give you that number your number 74 okay and then you go
09:48sit down and you'll hear them start calling out numbers but those suckers will jump all over the
09:53place and the in and out i go to oddly does not have a drive-through so some people will be like
09:59you know it's jumping around because some people are ordering inside some people are right not the
10:04one i go to there's no drive-through so we're all in the same bucket together and they'll give you
10:09number 74 and then they'll go okay number 56 number 56 your order is ready and you figure
10:15there'll be some sort of like math to this right right and then like three minutes later they'll
10:20be like number 71 number 71 number 71 your order's ready you're like all right baby we're getting close
10:26those burgers are gonna be ready and then they go number 59 number 59 and you're like oh what are we
10:32doing all right right i thought we were like the dmv right it's a little like the dmv um that's just a
10:38little teeny tiptoe into the experience of watching the giants the second one you'll you'll you'll like
10:43even better this one's where i get specific my bet on the indiana pacers oh boy okay tyrese
10:50haliburton you like you all won game six going away and then burton you came out on one in game seven
10:58and he from an iron on the air and we've got i mean there's there's a handful of cash on the line
11:06you've got five to one odds and you're on the underdog and they're in game seven and your guy is
11:11on one and you've got a real chance to do this right and then his leg exploded yep that's what it feels
11:21like when the giants put runners on base hey hey hey uh when verlander left for the lead and then the
11:30bullpen in this analogy the bullpen would be tyrese haliburton's achilles um the third one i wrote down
11:37is when your flight gets canceled now i like i actually got this text earlier today apparently
11:43i'm supposed to be flying somewhere today i don't know today yeah alaska airlines texted me this morning
11:49at about eight o'clock and said your flight has been canceled we are actively working to find you
11:56a new flight what is going on here totally but if you'd like to now not travel at all you're entitled
12:02to a refund now the thing is because all of you will be like oh well it's just just spam there's
12:08nothing for me to click on it's just information like yep your flight's been canceled it had a flight
12:14number but it didn't ask me like oh click here dummy right click here yeah and you can fix your
12:21flight and the next thing you know all it sends all of your bank account information you know
12:26overseas sure no it's just hey your flight's been canceled and then like an hour later i get a follow-up
12:32text ha you may have mistakenly been given a text that canceled your flight it was a mistake
12:41don't worry your flight later today will leave as planned right i'm like i'm going i'm going to work
12:48with dan dibbley today i don't know where y'all think i'm flying so but anyway i say that just to
12:55bring us back to when your flight is canceled and the best example i can think of you know this was
13:00it three years ago two and a half years ago christmas yep okay when remember y'all remember
13:05the southwest debacle like we did dips at home and then drove to the oakland airport and got ready
13:13to fly down to my sister's house so that we could be with my whole family yeah and all of our favorite
13:18people and have a wonderful dinner and and open more gifts and be very festive and all of those
13:23things and and and dibs we never left the oakland airport right hours and hours and hours on end we
13:30never left the oakland airport in the end we turned around we drove home we got up at five in the
13:34morning next day and drove to my family's house in southern california that is a little bit like
13:42watching a giants game right now i mean base is loaded and you've got elliot ramos at the plate
13:46and you know you made the mistake well it turned out to not be a mistake but you jumped in the shower
13:51and it was a pretty good at bat and then it's you know six four three uh two a double play and two
13:59you know and that's just the way that goes and it's yeah adios pelota and uh two a double play
14:07wow are you kidding me yeah love them six five oh says yeah next time will you gotta stay stinky
14:13that's your fault kind of almost got it into a double play oh i uh well ever since you went to
14:19the previous verlander start and you guaranteed a win on a tuesday city connect i did i did like i'm
14:25bringing the family oh we gonna get a win tonight get a win and they've won thank you granny they've
14:30won once uh subsequently yeah they won once yeah that was only when i left town right i was in
14:36brooks california when that happened yeah you were yeah i'm loving this list though okay i got two more
14:40okay okay number four and this is uh maybe inspired by recent events okay when the dealer has a six
14:48oh boy and then flips over a face card y'all play blackjack right dealer's got a six showing
14:54you've got a 20 i got a king and a queen yep i'm gonna slide that thing right under my nickel
15:00yep and i'm like whoo we're gonna we're gonna win this one well and your your odds to win at that point
15:06would probably be about 88 to 90 percent what about when the dealer then flips over a face card to go
15:13with their six that's what i'm saying okay like yeah they got 16 they have to hit and they have to hit
15:17you sit on the royal couple right you get the royal couple there's only two cards in the whole
15:22deck that can do anything to you and one of them is only tie you a four ties you a five beats you
15:28anything else you win yep so that moment that thing that goes through your body when you know you have a
15:3720 and the dealer's got a six and the dealer then flips over a king to go with the six and reaches for
15:44the next card yep that you almost want to stand up in the chair like i'm about to we're gonna be
15:50championship this is a w yeah yep we're gonna win
15:55five oh shit
15:59thank you sir for trying i'll take that coin right here right put it in front of me the only thing that
16:08makes that worse is when the dealer does the faux disappointment for you like oh oh oh it's like
16:17you know what irv or jenny shut up i'm sorry shut exactly oh that's a rough one i didn't i didn't
16:27want to uh you know profile any individual irv is a nice safe fair play but i like irv you know
16:34handlebar mustache he grew up in el dorado no doubt absolutely 64 years old he's told you all
16:40about how it used to be exactly multiple tattoos and you know what irv yeah you really want me to
16:46win don't you shut up irv with your fake sympathy i that that makes it work what irv wants is a tip
16:55that's what irv wants right they are rooting for you because they'd like you to give them some more
17:00of your money not after that irv no pull a five on me irv that's that ain't happening you pull a five
17:08that's actually a that might be my favorite one yet that's yeah it's the best one the last one is
17:14really just for effect watching a giants game right now is just like foreplay without closing the deal
17:20well that's what it is and i offered my version during the break i know i've got a racer version
17:25too but it's summer and there might be kids in the car but that's what watching the giants offense
17:32feels like right now those are my life experiences that feel to me the same as sitting down yeah with
17:39a drink and some food with your feet up after a long hard day to watch the giants hit the baseball
17:46it's it would be better quite frankly if they just sucked but they don't just suck they worse than suck
17:53they put people all over the bases yeah and then find new ways to not bring them in every single
18:01freaking night yeah tantalize and tease and that last one really brings it home because in that analogy
18:08you can't score and neither can they and that's really what this is right and it's one thing like
18:14i was talking earlier if wisely gets picked off in a game where you're up nine to four it's like okay
18:20that stupid wisely whatever but you're down one nothing and you're actually 90 feet away from
18:26scoring an actual run and you get picked off that to me becomes even more frustrating where
18:32this team is having such a hard time scoring runs and the only way they score runs it seems is when they
18:39pull out the old safety squeeze and you know even yesterday you're up two to one verlander is finally
18:46gonna get off the schneid and he pitched he pitched well enough i mean whatever he gave up a lot of
18:52loud long outs but set the outfielders on the warning track and had them wait there didn't matter
18:57the outs are outs and outs are outs and he got them and he left with the lead and it's like okay
19:02giants this is not pretty but go ahead and win the series against a bad team and do it two to one
19:09and then you know you got bacher come in and all the rest of it and the whole thing comes apart i can't
19:15believe they were one and five last week that's a joke you went one and five against two baseball
19:23teams i watched all six games and i've still never heard of any of the players on either of the other
19:30teams i've never heard of any of them any of them you went one and five against those two teams
19:41winning pitchers in order for the opponents you could say anything you want right now and i'd
19:46believe you go ahead gibson sure voucher simpson voucher that was her vaccine what was sorry go
19:54i'm sorry gibson voucher simpson hauser gilbert those are the five pitchers who got the wins
20:03against your boy i'm a giants fan well it's getting harder and harder dibs well and i mean
20:13what are they up by seven and a half now giants down to third doesn't even matter it's never really
20:17mattered where the dodgers are it's not about catching the dodgers it's about playing good
20:20baseball and getting your butt into the tournament get into the tournament yeah that's all you need
20:25to do stop worrying about the los angeles dodgers you worry about them in a week and a half when
20:30they're here and you try to beat them that's it other than that i do not care what the dodgers are
20:36doing just play good baseball and stop doing quite frankly sophomoric things out there on the baseball
20:44field constantly constantly every time you say picked off third my shoulders go up through my ears
20:52picked off third right that phrase shouldn't even exist it shouldn't even exist it makes no sense
21:00truly baseball people tell me where someone is going off of third base and what they're trying
21:07to achieve with nobody out and rafael devers at the plate what is it you're even attempting to achieve
21:14by leaving down the third base line you're not going anywhere and the other one that probably gets
21:19you is the phrase uh out at home because during this stretch you've had a couple runners throwing at
21:25home you had a guy picked off first and a guy picked off third these are all the little things
21:30that you're supposed to be really good at because you're a team that relies on the one run win
21:34650 on the text line just wrote shut up irv i know where the best buffet is and i don't need to know
21:42where you think the best steak and eggs are totally irv do me a favor when you get 16 pull a six oh 22
21:51congrats all right
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