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00:00That's a shocking start.
00:04Tom!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:14Where's Tom?
00:22No!
00:24I hate you.
00:26Let me out of here!
00:38Hello, welcome to Taskmaster.
00:40We're nearly at the end of our season,
00:42which means I might only have a couple more cracks at this
00:45before they replace me with someone younger
00:47and more active on social media.
00:49For now, I'm still Tom Gleeson.
00:54Let's meet the cast.
00:55They are again...
00:56Dave Hughes!
00:59Emma Holland!
01:01Lisa McCune!
01:03Takashi Wakasugi!
01:07And Tommy Little!
01:08Hello!
01:11And next to me, his two best friends
01:13are a cardboard cutout of one of the Spy Kids from Spy Kids
01:17and his own drawing of the other Spy Kid from Spy Kids.
01:21It's Tom Cashman.
01:27Alright, get us going with the prize task, Cutie Pie.
01:29Of course, our first task is a prize task.
01:31Each of our contestants have brought in a prize
01:33and the winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
01:36Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in
01:38what they consider to be the thing that most gives you the heebie-jeebies.
01:44Alright, Dave, what did you bring in?
01:46I brought in my own head.
01:50You can get them made.
01:54It's not that expensive.
01:56Oh, really?
01:57Oh, really?
01:58I had no idea.
01:59I had no idea, Hughsy.
02:00I had no idea.
02:01I had no idea.
02:04Despite all the cuts and bleeding,
02:07that head still looks so much better than yours.
02:12That is...
02:13I don't know how to react to that.
02:14That is...
02:15Sorry.
02:16Sorry, I think I can spell it out.
02:18You look better dead.
02:20Which I think is comforting,
02:22and so open casket at the funeral when it comes around.
02:24So, yeah.
02:25So, I've got that at home.
02:26My wife gets real heebie-jeebies from that.
02:28So, yeah.
02:29Okay.
02:30Waka, what did you bring in?
02:31Yes.
02:32I bought an alarm.
02:37Because you have to wake up.
02:39And if you miss the alarm,
02:41you're going to miss opportunity,
02:43you're going to lose money,
02:44you're going to miss flight.
02:45A lot of pressure.
02:46I feel like you've got the heebie-jeebies
02:48mixed up with just annoying.
02:49Heebie-jeebies.
02:52You seriously wake up like,
02:53oh, God, oh, an alarm.
02:54Like...
02:55Yeah, the timer.
02:56Oh.
02:57Oof.
03:02Waka's really got me with this one.
03:05All right.
03:06Lisa, what did you bring in?
03:08These are some photographs of terrible, terrible parking.
03:15That's obviously dangerous and annoying.
03:18This was a classic.
03:20This was actually outside my local supermarket
03:22and I photograph them quite often
03:23because I find them so amazing
03:25that that, to me, is incredible
03:28and it gives me the heebie-jeebies.
03:29I love that this is in a photo album with lines,
03:32so the implication is you've been writing
03:34how you've been feeling about the images.
03:37Okay, so, Tommy, what gives you the heebie-jeebies?
03:42This is one of the poorest career decisions I ever made.
03:45I decided to get in the ring with, at the time,
03:47world champion boxer Tim Zhu.
03:50I lasted 11 seconds and he broke and dislocated one of my ribs.
03:54And so the thing that gives me the heebie-jeebies
03:56is the glove he used to break that rib, signed by him.
03:59LAUGHTER
04:04OK, so this is not really an item that gives you heebie-jeebies,
04:07it's just an item that gives you an excuse
04:09to boast about being in the boxing ring with Tim Zhu.
04:12LAUGHTER
04:13If you think boasting about an 11-second performance
04:22is something worth doing, then we have different standards, TJ.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:27Yeah, 11's pretty good.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Alright, Emma.
04:31I've brought in a candy dispenser with your head on it, but...
04:35LAUGHTER
04:37Hang on, are you telling me my head gives you the heebie-jeebies?
04:39No, no, no.
04:40Cos it doesn't give me the heebie-jeebies.
04:41No, no, no, no.
04:43Inside of it, instead of candy, is my baby teeth.
04:46LAUGHTER
04:51That was brilliant.
04:53APPLAUSE
04:58You know what?
04:59I've always thought you were a bit of a weird unit, but that is off.
05:02LAUGHTER
05:03Where did you get your baby teeth from?
05:05Are you keeping them up?
05:06Aren't your parents supposed to keep them?
05:07No, I've been stocking them up.
05:08I didn't want the tooth fairy to take them
05:10cos I figured if I kept all that money in savings,
05:12the interest would build up.
05:13LAUGHTER
05:14OK, I should give out some points.
05:15Yes, please.
05:16Well, I'm going to give one point to Waka.
05:18OK.
05:19Cos it's just an alarm, it's annoying.
05:20I don't think it gives me the heebie-jeebies as such.
05:22Gives you the beepy-beebies?
05:23Yeah.
05:24LAUGHTER
05:25Can we cut that out?
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28Can we cut that out?
05:29No, no, no.
05:30Can we just get a pick-up of him saying it
05:31so we can definitely include it?
05:33LAUGHTER
05:34Say it again.
05:35The beepy-beebies?
05:36There you go.
05:37LAUGHTER
05:38I just wanted to get it clean
05:39without me talking on top of you.
05:40And I'm going to give two points to Tommy Little
05:42because I feel like that was just an excuse to boast.
05:44I'm going to give three points to Lisa.
05:46Bad parking gives me the heebie-jeebies.
05:48Four points to Husey for the severed head.
05:51Five points to Emma because...
05:53..her baby teeth in my head.
05:56Bleh!
06:01It was too much.
06:02Alright, let's put some meat on this bone, OK?
06:05Of course.
06:06Here's a task proper.
06:07And this one goes out to all of you celebrating
06:09National Butterscotch Pudding Day today.
06:11Hope you're having a fantastic one.
06:13MUSIC
06:25As I live and breathe...
06:26Hi, Emma.
06:27Who isn't Tom?
06:28Hi, Dave.
06:29Hi, bud-o.
06:31There's a lot going on here.
06:32Very muscular.
06:34Taskmaster.
06:35I think he'll appreciate you doing that.
06:37Please choose an envelope.
06:38One of them.
06:39Hmm.
06:41Anything?
06:42Same?
06:43No.
06:44It's different.
06:49Wait.
06:51Oh.
06:54Today is National Zip Code Day.
06:56Today is National Paul Day.
06:59National Collector Car Appreciation Day.
07:02International Retainer Day.
07:04National Work Without Your Hands Day.
07:09Celebrate.
07:10Celebrate.
07:11Best Celebrator Day wins.
07:12You have 30 minutes.
07:13Your time starts now.
07:15It's a retainer.
07:16That's something you put in your mouth.
07:17Isn't that a retainer?
07:18Paul Day.
07:19Were you aware of this before?
07:20No.
07:21National Walk Without Your Hands.
07:22What do you mean?
07:23I don't know what a collector car is.
07:24Collector Car is used primarily in shows and historical exhibitions.
07:25Like, zip code as in, like...
07:26That's my real zip code.
07:27Baby, don't put that on.
07:28Okay, so just to be clear, these are actual national days.
07:29Each of the envelopes that they could have opened talked about specific days that on
07:35that particular day that they did the task was actually that day.
07:39For example, today, when we're filming this, it's National Fried Rice Day.
07:40It's National Concussion Awareness Day.
07:41It's National Gibberish Day.
07:42It's quite ironic that I mispronounced National Gibberish Day.
07:43Yeah, I know.
07:44It's giving me the beepy beepies.
07:45Each of the envelopes that they could have opened talked about specific days that on that particular day that they did the task
07:51Was actually that day for example today when we're filming this it's national fried rice day
07:55It's national concussion awareness day. It's national gibberish day
08:01Quite quite ironic that I mispronounced national gibberish day
08:07Yeah, I know it's giving me the beepy beepies
08:09Do you know why I said that then because that that means it'll be in the show now
08:18It is locked into the edit buddy
08:22All right, whose celebration will we see first first up celebrating national collector car appreciation day
08:27It's Tommy Little cool. What a beautiful day to take a collector car for a burn
08:31Oh
08:33No, you're kidding. Not on the second Friday in July. Everyone's favorite day. Let's have a look and see what the problem is
08:49No
09:01Oh
09:03Okay, that should have fixed the problem
09:12Yeah, it's time to party cue the awesome fireworks and royalty beat free music
09:25Collect the car day should we go?
09:31Can we go now?
09:32Let's go
09:33Let's go
09:34Can we go now?
09:35Let's go
09:36Can we?
09:37Can we go now?
09:38Yeah, let's go
09:39Let's go
09:40Let's go
09:41Wow
09:42I don't remember seeing that cool sports car at the Taskmaster retreat. Where'd you get it from?
09:56Bought it myself
09:57I don't want to like, you know ruin the special effects, but was it pulled by a string?
10:03No on collector car day they all come alive
10:12Okay, so how would you describe that celebration? How are you celebrating it?
10:15So what you didn't see in that shot because it was quite limited is it was a big rally of
10:20What's it called when a lot of cars get together?
10:22I think it's called traffic
10:25Yeah, we were in a big traffic
10:28Okay, well I keep that celebration going and go get yourself some butterscotch pudding and go full slot mode on it
10:34Back after this
10:37Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster where we are celebrating
10:40That's right our contestants are celebrating international days that took place on the days that they all filmed so far
10:58We've seen Tommy celebrate national collector car appreciation day and he didn't even beepy beepy
11:07Next up celebrating national work without your hands day and international retainer day it's Waka and Dave
11:13Thank you for coming today is a celebration say thank you to the hands and first we're gonna write thank you letter to the hands
11:24International retainer day let's celebrate it sometimes your smiles crooked like me your opportunities are limited
11:34All right tea all right good good good thank you hands
11:47Tom Gleason don't lie to us
11:49You've had the work done you tell us you had it work you had it done young and that's how that smile happened
11:55You wore your retainer because you're a focused guy who completed degrees
12:01Everyone have drinks
12:04Thank you for the hands
12:16Yum
12:18These teeth stood the test of time
12:20Tom should be smiling
12:21Your hair's gone
12:22But your smile's not gone
12:24The cake
12:25Cake
12:26Cake
12:27We're your retainers
12:32Love life
12:33And
12:34Be a winner
12:35International retainer day
12:37Thank you
12:38My
12:39Case is closed
12:40I'm not sure it was a celebration as such it just felt like a presentation
12:46It did feel like a presentation yeah yeah it was the best celebration is what I'm looking for yeah you were weren't you yeah
12:53You were weren't you yeah I'm just saying I I may not have found it in yours using yeah I'm becoming really aware of that
13:10All right
13:15All right Waka yes you were doing all kinds of things with your fate yeah because it was very impressive yeah and it's a celebration for walking without hands yeah and also that it was great how you decorated your feet you drew some pictures on your feet yeah how'd you do that
13:29Yeah how'd you do that
13:40By my feet
13:42Oh really
13:44You use one foot to draw on the other foot wow you were so much better at that than all the other tasks you did with your feet
13:51All right throw our hands in the air and make us care who's next
13:54Finally celebrating National Zip Code Day and National Paul Day it's Emma and Lisa
14:00Does anybody here know Paul?
14:04Oh two hands
14:06Maybe I can speak to their Pauls
14:08I could bake a cake
14:10Cake's a celebratory
14:11Oh celebration
14:13Can you sit mate?
14:15Oh hi
14:16I'm Paul I'm Lisa it's really nice to meet you I'm just um hello Paul
14:22Hello Lisa
14:23How much time do I have?
14:2424 minutes and 27 seconds
14:25I reckon I can bake in that time but I am also delusional
14:28Do you know why you were called Paul?
14:30I was told because I was going to be a saint they got that wrong
14:36I'm going to need baking pads something to make it rise
14:39What's that?
14:40What is that?
14:41I have no idea
14:44How would you like to see Paul celebrated? What are your thoughts?
14:48I said the music is a good one I love music
14:51I think they're cooked
14:54Brown icing for the
14:55Chocolate icing
14:56Oh
14:57Brown
14:58It's inarguably brown
14:59Okay
15:00Goodbye
15:01Thank you
15:02See you
15:03Bye
15:04Bye Paul
15:06See ya
15:07I'm not sure how to turn this phone off
15:10Yeah I'm having trouble too
15:11Yeah
15:12All right
15:14All right
15:16Do you know what Paul?
15:18Seeing you still there do you just want to stay with me while I work this out?
15:22Yeah
15:23All right I'm going to give you a tune Paul
15:25So something like this
15:27Today is Paul Day
15:30So can you sing that back with me Paul?
15:33Paul Day
15:34Paul Day
15:36Paul Day
15:38Happy zip code day to you
15:42Happy zip code day to you
15:49Today is Paul Day
15:51Paul Day
15:52Paul Day
15:53Paul Day
15:54Paul Day
15:55Paul Day
15:56Today is Paul Day
15:57Paul Day
15:58Paul Day
15:59Paul Day
16:00Paul Day
16:01Paul Day
16:03Okay see you later
16:04Happy Paul Day
16:05Yeah have a good one
16:07Brilliant man
16:08Do you want to have some?
16:09Yeah I'd love you to
16:13How is it?
16:14Oh
16:15It's extremely salty
16:16Is it?
16:17What's that?
16:18What is that?
16:22Oh my god it's so
16:23I'm so sorry
16:30So Lisa
16:31It seemed like a genuine celebration
16:32It was
16:33It really was
16:34I don't think it's a big stretch to say
16:35I reckon you really made Paul's day
16:36Look I had a great day with Paul
16:38I mean I feel like
16:39Have we got many Paul's here?
16:40Are there many
16:41A show of hands for Paul's?
16:42Oh there's one Paul?
16:43Oh well
16:44Next year
16:45I'll find you
16:46We'll celebrate you
16:47Yeah
16:48That was a great celebration
16:50And also it was good to see
16:51Lisa fumbling around with the phone again
16:53Because we all remember her trying to get through YouTube
16:55And that was a nightmare
16:57Okay so Emma
17:03Why were you so concerned about giving out your postcode?
17:06I didn't understand that
17:07Yeah
17:08No but I mean they bleeped it again just then
17:13That's their decision and they're trying to censor women so
17:16Okay now you made a cake that's a genuine celebration isn't it?
17:25Yeah
17:26So you made a cake and instead of using sugar use salt
17:28Yeah well
17:29Is that a celebration or a prank?
17:31Well okay so I thought because zip code day is inherently geeky what better way to celebrate than make a nerd suffer?
17:38Yeah I don't know that feels like a repair you've made to your task
17:42Well I have to give out some scores don't I?
17:44Yeah
17:45Well I'm going to give one point to Emma because I think a cake with salt in it
17:48You know I'm no expert but that could that really ruins a celebration
17:53What are you doing?
17:55Then I'm going to give two points to Hughsy because it was a presentation
17:58But at least it didn't ruin anyone's day by being a terrible salty cake
18:03I'm going to give three points to Tommy Little because it looked cool
18:06It was a bit of a celebration
18:07Four points to Waka because he did a lot of you know stuff without your hands
18:10But there's no arguing that I think Lisa McHugh made Paul's day
18:13Hmm?
18:14He was really thrilled
18:15Wonderful
18:16Paul's all over Australia would be absolutely thrilled so five points to Lisa
18:20Thank you
18:21So what about the episode scores how are they going?
18:23There's a few meaningless scores at the bottom but all that matters is Lisa is out in front on eight points
18:28Oh great
18:31Alright McCartney, Hogan, Milk we're going to take a break to celebrate some of my favourite Paul's
18:36See you after this
18:37Hello and welcome back Taskmaster episode nine
18:53How are we going baby cakes?
18:55We're going pretty well Papa Strudel
18:58We're about to do another task
18:59This one's a team task and things are about to get really bouncy
19:02Well for 60% of our contestants at least
19:07Swap, swap, swap, swash, swash, swash, swash
19:18Hi Lisa, hi Dave
19:19Buddy
19:20G'day
19:23Alright
19:24Hey Waka
19:25Hey Emma
19:26Hey Tom Tom
19:27Hey Tom
19:28Hi Tom
19:29I like your helmets
19:30Thank you
19:31Alright
19:32Paint a true life painting of three people jumping in a jumpy castle
19:39Paint a true to life painting of two people painting in a field
19:43You must be jumping continuously
19:45Only one person may touch the canvas at a time
19:48Only one person may touch the paint brush at a time
19:51Only one person may touch the paint and palette at a time
19:55Most true to life painting wins
19:58You have ten minutes
19:59Your time starts
20:00When your shoes are off
20:01When your shoes are off
20:02When your shoes are off
20:04When your shoes are off
20:05Awwww
20:08Did they not want to do it?
20:10That is funny
20:12Ok so Lisa, Dave, do you get why you didn't have shoes on now?
20:16Uh, yeah
20:17Didn't you trust us in a jumpy castle?
20:20You were going to break a hip, did ya?
20:24Um, to be honest
20:25Yes, it was a concern
20:29Ok Piscaso, I want to see some art
20:31Ok then, with opposite tasks but for the foot situation
20:34It's Dave, Lisa, Waka, Emma and Tommy
20:36Art is fun though
20:38Alright
20:39Ok
20:40That's cool, I want to do it
20:43I need green
20:45Oh f***
20:46I'm sorry
20:47This is much harder than I thought it would be
20:48It's so exhausting
20:50So I'm thinking of doing a round one
20:52Like
20:53Is there a trick here that we're missing
20:54Or is this just a straight up and down?
20:56Oh my god
20:59Pull the brush still
21:00Emma
21:01Keep bouncing Tommy
21:04Keep bouncing
21:05Keep bouncing
21:07I'm so out of breath
21:09Are they people?
21:10No, no, they're stars
21:11I'm decorating the jumping castle
21:12People are like this
21:13That's the one person
21:14That is, that's so good
21:16Yeah it's good
21:17That's the painting
21:18Well done
21:19When are we done?
21:20We're not nearly done
21:21There's no people in it
21:22Ok that's the canvas
21:24This one here
21:25Where are they?
21:26What's that?
21:27This person's really tall
21:28Why are they so high?
21:29Because they're
21:30They've double bounced them
21:31Yeah
21:32They've got double bounced
21:33Tommy
21:34Do you want a change?
21:35You ready to cut?
21:36Yeah
21:37One, two, three
21:39That was good
21:40Yeah that was good
21:41I think that's actually pretty good
21:42It's really good
21:43They're having the time of their launch
21:44Arm
21:45Arm
21:46Arm
21:47Leg
21:48Leg
21:49Keep bouncing
21:50I'm trying, it's tiring
21:51You've done really well
21:52Oh my god
21:53Hang on, what are you doing there?
21:54That's the lake
21:55Why are they on a lake?
21:56I don't know
21:57Because you know how you go to a fair
21:58And sometimes it's on a lake
21:59It's good
22:00I think it's really good
22:01Oh yes
22:02Who gives a shit about we?
22:03Does that have to be?
22:04We've got a job
22:05It's realistic
22:06It's wonderful
22:07And I think it works
22:09Can you add a bit of green?
22:10Oh shit
22:11There's a crow flying over
22:13In the Ferris wheel, you want it?
22:15Yeah
22:16And then I find
22:17Yeah just sign it
22:18Beautiful
22:19I reckon they look like they're having a good time
22:29So to the B team or better team, how tired were you after that task?
22:34Great
22:35It was equally crazy
22:36We were exhausted
22:37Now can you see why we didn't put the aged team in there?
22:39Hey
22:40We would have been complaining, we would have been here celebrating a great day on a jumpy castle
22:44So
22:46Husey you'd be dead
22:47I wouldn't be
22:50This woman won Dancing with the Stars against some of those
22:53That's an entirely different show
22:55Well Husey to be fair
22:57When I said the aged team were worried about the two of you
23:00It was actually you
23:03Unfortunately
23:04Lisa just got hooved up
23:07So Emma
23:09Is it true you have a fine arts degree?
23:11That's true yes
23:12Does it help in
23:13I don't think it's fine, I think it's great
23:18Can we cut that?
23:21Gave me the beepy babies
23:24Okay so I have to decide on points for the two paintings
23:28Yes it's most true to life wins
23:30Okay let's have a look at the two paintings
23:32Okay
23:34It would appear that being stationary was an advantage
23:39I think Dave and Lisa's painting slightly better
23:41Not heaps better because I like the other one
23:43I mean it has to be the most lifelike
23:44So I'm going to give
23:45Five five and three three three
23:47Okay
23:48Oh that's great Dave
23:50You did it, you did it
23:51We have been focusing I guess on the true to life bit of the task
23:54Could I just read one other bit here
23:56It says
23:57Only one person may touch the paint brush at a time
23:59Only one person may touch the paints and the palette at a time
24:05I think there's something you might want to see
24:07That's wonderful
24:08So now we can decorate the rest of the place
24:09Yeah but make it lifelike
24:10Okay here we go
24:12You've done really well
24:14Oh my god
24:15Bit of um
24:16Get your fingers ready
24:17Cause you're up next
24:18What am I doing?
24:19Last minute
24:21I need to do a bird
24:22Okay go
24:23You know like an ice cream truck kind of thing
24:25Ah yes
24:26A big ferris wheel kind of like at the back
24:28And then I'm just going to
24:29Oh I'm going to touch that
24:30Can you?
24:31So I take it back
24:38That's instant disqualification
24:42So it's actually 00333
24:44Okay
24:45Hang on but you
24:46What the?
24:47Just pop it
24:49But you cannot take the points back
24:51Once the points are delivered the points have to stay
24:53You know though Dave
24:54We're always going to have that moment together
24:56Just take that and we'll just delete it
24:57No we want the points as well
24:58Okay
24:59Hey Hughes
25:00I know how you usually bite your lip on things like this
25:02But I reckon it's your time to go for it
25:05You gave us the points mate
25:07People have walked out of the lounge room
25:08They're going to come back confused
25:16If they walked out of the lounge room
25:17It was only cause you were on screen Hughesy
25:21Don't clap that
25:22Come on
25:23Come on
25:24So yeah with the disqualification it's 00333
25:27Okay
25:29Watching all that castle jumping has puffed Hughesy out to the point of needing a water break
25:35So we'll be back after this
25:36We'll be back after this
25:49Hello welcome back to Castmaster
25:50Sometimes I say funny things when we return from the break
25:53This is not one of those times
25:55What's going on Cashman?
25:56Uniform, Papa, November, Echo, X-Ray, Tango
25:59We have a new task
26:00I like it when there's no one
26:01Can this Tom do it?
26:02Oh that's a long task
26:03Summon Tom to the caravan with the walkie talkie
26:04You may not lead the caravan
26:05Tom will move five steps for any correct word in the direction that the correct word corresponds to
26:10Once a correct word has been used it cannot be used again
26:11Once a correct word has been used it cannot be used again
26:12The first word stated in each transmission counts
26:13You must complete each transmission with the walkie talkie
26:14The first word stated in each transmission counts
26:15You must complete each transmission with the walkie talkie
26:20It is also polite to respond to any received transmission with Roger
26:23Fastest to get Tom to the caravan with the walkie talkie
26:27You may not lead the caravan
26:28Tom will move five steps for any correct word in the direction that the correct word corresponds to
26:34Once a correct word has been used it cannot be used again
26:37The first word stated in each transmission counts
26:41You must complete each transmission with the phrase over
26:44It is also polite to respond to any received transmission with Roger
26:48Fastest to get Tom to the caravan wins
26:50Your time starts now
26:52Caravan, over
26:55Roger, take no steps
27:04Okay, so it's pretty simple
27:05They can't leave the caravan
27:06And using walkie talkies they have to get you back to the caravan
27:09That's it
27:10First up for us to have a gawky with a walkie talkie
27:12It's Emma Holland
27:13Tom, is that you standing outside by yourself against a tree? Over
27:18Roger, take no steps
27:20Is that him? I can't tell if that's him
27:22Tom, move north, south, east or west? Over
27:26Roger, take no steps
27:28This is gonna be a nightmare
27:29I've gotta be missing something, right?
27:31Was this always here?
27:32Esky, over
27:34Roger, take five steps
27:36Take five steps
27:37Esky
27:39Emma, over
27:41Roger, take five steps
27:43Oh, is e... east?
27:46Spider, over
27:47Roger, take five steps
27:49Alright, I'm getting this now
27:51W for west
27:52Windscreen, over
27:53Roger, take five steps
27:55I get it
27:57Suddenly, over
27:58Stingray, over
27:59Superlative, show-stopping
28:01Roger, take five steps
28:03That's not Tom
28:06Who are you?
28:08Buongiorno, my name's Roger
28:13Oh, f***
28:14I hate you
28:16I hate you
28:17What if I just get Roger to come here?
28:19Southport, over
28:20Take five steps
28:21Egg
28:22Take five steps
28:23What do you know?
28:25Can you call Tom?
28:27You can't do anything, can you?
28:28Have you ever experienced a great loss in your life?
28:31Is Roger allowed to talk to me?
28:33Roger is not permitted to talk to you other than to introduce himself
28:36Buongiorno
28:37Buongiorno
28:38Ok, Roger, I'm going to send you in that direction and see what happens
28:41Nosebleed, over
28:42Roger, take five steps
28:44Noose
28:45Take five steps
28:46Mmm, er...
28:49Oh my god
28:56Um, nepotism, over
28:58Roger, take five steps
29:00Knew
29:01Nay, like the horse
29:02Nab
29:03Never
29:04Wave
29:05Hi Emma
29:07Can you like angle your...no
29:08I only work on a grid system
29:10Wake
29:11Over
29:12Nirvana
29:13Over
29:14Edging
29:15Over
29:17Can I go now?
29:18Am I allowed out?
29:19Thanks Emma
29:20Bye
29:21I must say, I knew it wasn't lesser Tom straight away because he wasn't annoying
29:31We've met Roger before, haven't we?
29:33Yeah, he was in The Pizza Task in season one
29:36His name is Oliver and he brought us chocolates
29:38Ok, so Emma, I liked your small talk with the Roger
29:42You made small talk with him by saying, have you experienced great loss in your life?
29:47It's a difficult question to ask someone who's only allowed to say bonjour or not
29:50I just thought it'd be a nice way to connect
29:53When did it dawn on you how to play?
29:56The code pretty quickly, but then I spent quite a while with Roger interrogating him
30:01The code was pretty obvious, wasn't it?
30:06Ok, so they were looking out the window and they were looking at Roger, but where were you?
30:10Oh, it was real close
30:11Would you like to see a photo of where I was?
30:13Yeah
30:14This is where Roger was on the retreat, that's the contestant's position in the caravan
30:19That's where I was
30:25I was only 17 metres away
30:28Alright, so how'd Emma do?
30:29Emma took 31 minutes and 44 seconds to get me to the caravan
30:34Felt longer
30:35Ok, who's finding you next?
30:40Like James Bond, it's time for Roger Moore
30:44With Lisa David Walker
30:46Ok
30:47Anything here now? Nothing there?
30:49Darn it, this is going to be a tough one
30:51Tom, please come to the caravan, over
30:54Roger, take no steps
30:58Run, over
31:00Take no steps
31:01Please walk backwards
31:03Take no steps
31:06This is going to be something simple
31:07South, over
31:08South, over
31:10Take five steps
31:15Sunshine
31:16Take five steps
31:18Shark
31:19Take five steps
31:21So, something from S
31:24Kookaburra
31:25Come hither
31:26Barbeque
31:27Please
31:28Roger, take no steps
31:30Wind
31:31Wind
31:32Take five steps
31:34I got it
31:35Yes
31:36Yes
31:37South West, over
31:38Take five steps
31:39Opposite of North
31:41Take no steps
31:43Hang on, I don't think I'm looking at Tom, over
31:46Roger
31:47Roger
31:48Take no steps
31:49And sounds like you've met
31:50Roger
31:52That's not Tom
31:53Wait wait wait wait wait wait
31:54Where the f*** are you?
31:58Over
31:59Roger
32:00Take five steps
32:02Were those steps towards you?
32:04Over
32:05Sorry for the visit.
32:07Look at me. Over.
32:09Roger, take no steps.
32:11I want to talk to him first.
32:13Easter. Over.
32:15That's scary.
32:17I'll give you 20 bucks if you cheat. Over.
32:21Take no steps.
32:23Tip-toe set. Dance.
32:25Banana. Situation. Lunch.
32:27Sydney. Moonwalk.
32:29Where's Tom?
32:31Dropping trolley. Over.
32:33Roger. Take five steps.
32:37Notebook.
32:39Take five steps.
32:41Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
32:43Have you figured out a pattern? Yeah, I have mate.
32:45It's taken me a while, I get it, but you know,
32:47we're here now. Envelope. Take five steps.
32:49Roger's in.
32:51You and so not leaving, Roger.
32:53Take a seat. Where are you?
32:55Over. Take five steps.
32:57What? Okay.
32:59I don't need Roger to leave.
33:01If I attempt to do something harmful to you, he may have to come.
33:05What's going on?
33:07We're just chewing the fat. Over.
33:09Roger. Take five steps.
33:11Needless. Take five steps.
33:13Noose. Take five steps.
33:15Wonder. Take five steps.
33:17Is someone there?
33:19Is someone there?
33:21Yeah.
33:22I can't do this to you, Roger.
33:23I've just got to nut this out somehow.
33:29You're notorious. Over.
33:31Take five steps.
33:33Tommy!
33:35Tommy!
33:37All right.
33:39Neutral.
33:41Roger.
33:42Take five steps.
33:43Nautilus.
33:44Earthcanville.
33:45Nature.
33:48Oh my God.
33:49Oh my gosh.
33:50Say sorry to Roger.
33:52You can say.
33:53Nah. I don't want to see his face again anymore.
33:55You sent me all the way off the property.
33:57I was on the road.
33:58You know where I went, man?
34:00I went to hell.
34:10Now that looked like a very long time to be stuck in a caravan.
34:12I just first feel like I have to ask all of you,
34:14are you okay?
34:16No.
34:17That hurt?
34:18That broke me.
34:19I went home that night and I went back over old Taskmaster episodes
34:23to try and find other people who'd experienced things similar.
34:27I was broken.
34:28It's the equivalent of going to like a trauma support group.
34:33Well Hughes, you said in your head you went to hell.
34:35It was the worst day of my life.
34:38Nah.
34:39That was awful.
34:40That was...
34:41I'm ringing Amnesty.
34:42That was bad.
34:43Seriously.
34:44You can't do that to people.
34:45Can I read out some things that Dave said?
34:47Yeah.
34:48Please, I have a family.
34:52It's like this task has been directed by that Shyamalan bloke
34:55from The Sixth Sense.
34:58And this is my favourite.
35:00I have missed something here, I think,
35:01and it's caused me to be in a less than relaxed situation.
35:03I feel like we need some scores.
35:08Well, after Lisa took Roger hostage, she took 53 minutes and 48 seconds
35:13to get me to the caravan.
35:14Waka's focus on Roger took him 56 minutes and 15 seconds
35:18to get me to the caravan.
35:19But for Dave's, I climbed over three fences,
35:22called through four cars,
35:24was out on a public road for more than 20 minutes,
35:27and it took a total of one hour and 16 minutes and 24 seconds.
35:34OK.
35:36We've got one more left and he's been very quiet throughout,
35:39which makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my tummy.
35:43Back after the ads.
35:44Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
35:59What's going on, Cashman?
36:01Our contestants are trying to get me to the caravan.
36:03The problem is there's a guy that looks like me,
36:04called Roger, standing in their view.
36:06There's also a code to move me and Roger at the same time.
36:09It's an easy code. We get it.
36:12Last up, it's Tommy Little.
36:17Hey, Tom.
36:19That's not Tom.
36:20I don't think I'm meant to talk to you yet.
36:22Roger.
36:23Tom, where are you?
36:25Over.
36:26Roger, take no steps.
36:28Why don't you just tell me how to make Roger move? Over.
36:31Roger, take five steps.
36:36Oh, hey, Tom.
36:37Hi, Tommy.
36:38Have you got any clues?
36:39None I can reveal.
36:40Mmm.
36:41White shirt.
36:42Over.
36:43Roger.
36:44Take five steps.
36:45Wow!
36:46Can you please take more steps over?
36:47Take no steps.
36:48Range Rover.
36:49Kiwifruit.
36:50Fight.
36:51Apple.
36:52Over.
36:53Take no steps.
36:54Dammit!
36:55Oh!
36:56Can you please take more steps over?
36:58Take no steps.
36:59Range Rover.
37:00Kiwifruit.
37:01Fight.
37:02Apple.
37:03Over.
37:04Take no steps.
37:05Dammit!
37:06Help!
37:07You can figure it out.
37:08I can't, bro.
37:09It's a brain game.
37:10I'm not good at brain games.
37:11I believe in you.
37:12Give me a hint!
37:13Roger, take no steps.
37:15Who's Roger?
37:16Over.
37:17Roger, take five steps.
37:19Oh!
37:20This game sucks, bro.
37:22Over.
37:23Take no steps.
37:24Tom, wait, bro.
37:25This actually hasn't got anything to do with the game.
37:27I just really need to chat to you, so can you come to the caravan?
37:31Roger, take no steps.
37:33Tom, this is where I'm going to die.
37:35Roger, take no steps.
37:36I can't even see you anymore, bro.
37:38Both Roger and I have reached the bounds of the retreat.
37:42He is committed.
37:43The poor boy's in the fence.
37:45Take no steps.
37:46F*** you, Tom.
37:48Over.
37:49Roger, take no steps.
37:50Nah, nah, that wasn't for Roger, bro.
37:52That was just for you.
37:53Go f*** yourself forever.
37:54Please.
37:55Over.
37:56Take five steps.
37:57No!
37:58Stop f***ing moving, Roger!
38:00Trees.
38:01Dylophone.
38:02Helium balloons.
38:03Over.
38:04Take no steps.
38:05Carrible Tuesday.
38:06Grapes.
38:07Can we start again?
38:08Over.
38:09Radical radishes.
38:11Over.
38:12Roger, take no steps.
38:13Goddammit!
38:14Eat an apple.
38:19Over.
38:20Roger, take five steps.
38:22Tom, this is where I'm going to die.
38:27Take no steps.
38:28I'm not good at playing games.
38:30I believe in you.
38:31Eat an apple.
38:32Take five steps.
38:33Who's Roger?
38:34Take five steps.
38:35That's not.
38:36Take no steps.
38:37Five steps.
38:38Take no steps.
38:39Oh, my gosh.
38:40Eager Beavers.
38:41Over.
38:42Roger, take five steps.
38:44Earth is flat.
38:45Over.
38:46Roger, take five steps.
38:47Oh, my God!
38:48No one's going to work that out.
38:51Even a genius wouldn't work that out.
38:53Over.
38:54Roger, take five steps.
38:57Neither of you are invited to the Christmas party.
38:59Over.
39:00Nickelback is Tom's favourite band.
39:02Over.
39:03I've never been happier and angrier to see you.
39:05Earrings are beautiful.
39:06Take five steps.
39:07Come to papa.
39:08Big ones.
39:09Big ones.
39:11Yes!
39:12Good time.
39:13You did it.
39:14That was awesome.
39:15Thank you, Roger.
39:20Um...
39:23No need to check the scores, let's just say it was quick.
39:26Talk us through your emotions.
39:28It was a pretty dark place, Tom.
39:31And so, you've got your pilot's licence.
39:32Yeah.
39:33And to get your pilot's licence, you had to learn about navigation, right?
39:36No, we don't do that in riddles.
39:39Quite shocking.
39:40Good to know.
39:41Okay, we're all desperate to know the score.
39:44Well, Tommy saw me after seven minutes and eleven seconds.
39:47Oh!
39:48Oh!
39:49But it still took him 51 minutes and 20 seconds to get me to the caravan, which is the second
39:54fastest.
39:55Well done, Tommy.
39:56We're so smart!
39:57Suck on that, Hughes!
39:58Oh!
39:59How?
40:00So that means Dave gets one point, Wakka gets two, Frida Lisa, Tommy gets four, and Emma
40:16wins the task with five points.
40:21Okay, use those newfound senses of direction and navigate your way up onto the stage for
40:26the final task of the show!
40:33Dude, who's reading the task?
40:35Emma will read this one.
40:37Oh.
40:38Sing an original love song to the Taskmaster over your 30-second melody.
40:42A bonus point will be given for the best lyrics.
40:46I've got some great news for you, Emma, as well.
40:49You're up first.
40:54Take it away, Emma.
40:55Wakka.
40:56Tummy.
40:57Lisa.
40:58Dave.
40:59Tom, Lisa, your head is nice and shiny.
41:05I could not love you more if my heart was so tiny.
41:11That's the master.
41:12Don't listen.
41:13You're beautiful, smart, good-looking.
41:14Everyone likes you.
41:15My name's Tommy, and your name's Tom.
41:16Together we could be the motherf**king bomb.
41:20I want to get to know you in between the sheets.
41:21And everything you do, yeah, I find it really neat.
41:25I'm dreaming of you with those eyes oh, so blue.
41:30Be the mother bum I want to get to know you in between the sheets and everything you do
41:38Yeah
42:00Layton
42:04I just want to look at you and be measured by your smile
42:18What oh my god wow what lip sync to your original love song
42:31The slip syncing wins emma, please step up
42:37Emma take it away
42:46Tom please sing your head is nice and shiny
42:53I could not love you more if my heart was so tiny
43:00I wish you were married and I wish I wasn't either
43:06But that's
43:14Next up Raka please step up to the plate
43:17Take it away
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46:39So I have to hand out some scores.
46:43Yes, please.
46:43All right.
46:44It's just the best lip-seeking.
46:45Doesn't matter what the song is.
46:46That's right.
46:47One point to Waka, because his lips kind of didn't move.
46:51I'm going to give two points to Husey.
46:53His lips were moving very much out of sync with the lyrics,
46:56plus it was just horrific to have to be dragged through that again.
46:59Three points to Tommy Little.
47:00Again, great lip-seeking and a great performance.
47:03Four points to Emma Holland.
47:04Almost couldn't tell that you were lip-seeking,
47:06but five points to Lisa McCune, because it was...
47:08It is perfect.
47:13You've also got to give a bonus point for the best lyrics.
47:16Oh, easy. Lisa.
47:17OK.
47:19Buying six points.
47:21So what does that do to the series scores?
47:24Well, as usual, we've got Dave Hughes at the back on 112 points,
47:28but Emma is still in the lead with 157 points.
47:33And then for this episode, Dave is on nine points.
47:36We've got Waka on 11, Tommy on 15, Lisa on 17,
47:40but just pipping her by one point,
47:41Emma Holland's won another episode with 18 points.
47:44All right, Emma, get out of our sight
47:47and take your heebie-jeebie-giving-z's with you.
47:51But what have we learnt?
47:53We learnt once again that Husey has zero musical talent.
47:56And we learnt that Tom Cashman wants the words
48:00beepy-beepies on his gravestone.
48:04Give one more cheer to Emma for cleaning up with another one.
48:08Thanks for watching.
48:09See you next time.
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