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00:00This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:05Button?
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:34Hello!
00:36Welcome to Taskmaster, as they call it in Wales.
00:39All right, boys, how's it going?
00:41Dear, it's called at the moment, isn't it?
00:43Ooh, I've had to wear my big court, fair play.
00:45It is called mine, didn't it?
00:47Hey, do you know my brother?
00:49He looks like my brother, he doesn't!
00:51The competition is really hurtling towards a conclusion,
00:55so please welcome the Warriors, holding on for dear life.
00:58They are...
01:14And next to me, a man who says that women
01:17should be like the landmark Shard Building in London.
01:20They should look attractive, remain silent
01:23and have a glass ceiling firmly in place.
01:26LAUGHTER
01:30Don't shoot the messenger!
01:32Shoot...
01:33Little Alex Hall!
01:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:37What's an opinion?
01:38Hello, Greg.
01:39Hello, mate.
01:40Hello.
01:41I've just got to do some admin before we start, I'm so sorry.
01:43But today, for the viewers at home
01:45and people watching at the big screen in Trafalgar Square,
01:48here is your bingo code.
01:50So just scan that now.
01:52One of you could be a lucky winner.
01:54And, um...
01:55Greg, if you wouldn't mind, we'll just do a quick selfie.
01:59Is that all right?
02:00It's just my...
02:01One of my mum's friends really fancies you, so...
02:03LAUGHTER
02:04One of your mum's friends?
02:06LAUGHTER
02:08Thank you to smile.
02:10Actually, it's a video.
02:11Actually, it's for Jennifer, really.
02:13Just...
02:14Hello, Jennifer.
02:15Lovely, yeah.
02:16I understand you fancy me.
02:17LAUGHTER
02:18Well, strap yourself in.
02:20LAUGHTER
02:21Thanks, Greg. She'll love that, honestly.
02:23Right.
02:24Let's have the price tag category, please, Alex.
02:26You sure can, Greg.
02:27This time you've asked them to bring in the best object
02:29that you've borrowed from a fairly close friend.
02:32Hmm.
02:33It's down to you to judge the best borrowed object
02:35and the winner of the whole episode will sort of own
02:37five things that actually belong to other people
02:39that are sort of friends of the cast.
02:40Done.
02:42Stevie, what have you borrowed?
02:43So, um, I went to a wedding,
02:46and it was one of my very close friends,
02:49and she really liked Lord of the Rings, but her partner doesn't.
02:52And so it was a compromise.
02:53She put, like, a secret bit on her website,
02:56and it said if you wanted to get dressed up
02:58as a Lord of the Rings character for the party bit,
03:00then you could.
03:01So I borrowed loads of things,
03:03one of which was this sword, a foam sword.
03:05Here it is.
03:06Um, four people in the entire wedding
03:08had just put some little cloaks on,
03:10and I went as the Witch King of Angmar,
03:12um, the Lord of Naz...
03:14APPLAUSE
03:18Is that the bride there, Stevie?
03:19That's the bride.
03:20I mean, I looked at that and I thought,
03:22God, you look different without make-up on.
03:24LAUGHTER
03:25And then I realised you were the Witch King of Angmar.
03:28LAUGHTER
03:29Well done.
03:31This is...
03:32Might be your best thing so far.
03:33Yes!
03:34Three points.
03:35LAUGHTER
03:36Oh, I...
03:37I don't see it going past three, for sure.
03:39LAUGHTER
03:40Matthew.
03:41Well, for me, it was a case of, er,
03:44Jim Howick's two-man kayak.
03:46And here it is.
03:47LAUGHTER
03:48So I remembered he had this,
03:50and I thought that would be a pretty significant thing
03:54to have borrowed from a fairly close friend.
03:56Yeah.
03:57So I managed to persuade him that I needed to borrow it
04:01to let my kids go kayaking.
04:03Why didn't you just tell him you were borrowed for this?
04:06Well, why did you have to tell this ridiculous life?
04:09Is that an option?
04:10LAUGHTER
04:12That wouldn't be funny!
04:14LAUGHTER
04:16How would that be funny?
04:18Fatia, can you beat a kayak?
04:20Yeah, I can.
04:21You know when you're struggling in life, yeah,
04:23and things are hard, and then everything,
04:25every part of your life starts to suffer.
04:27So there was a point in my life where I was struggling,
04:30with Faith particularly,
04:31and then there was a girl that I was working with,
04:34and she gave me a prayer mat.
04:37And here it is, on Taskmaster.
04:38There it is.
04:39Aw. Nice.
04:40And every time I struggle in something,
04:42I always look at this and remember, like,
04:44the hope at the end of it.
04:45So I'm grateful, and, um, yeah, that was it,
04:48and, um, good luck making that funny.
04:50LAUGHTER
04:52APPLAUSE
04:54There are not many people, I would argue,
04:58on television globally, in my position,
05:01who would have the sheer audacity
05:03to put a rubber sword above an Islamic prayer.
05:08LAUGHTER
05:13I've got to say, it feels like quite the test.
05:15LAUGHTER
05:16It's a really lovely story and a lovely object.
05:19Rosie.
05:21So, I... It's lovely. Really lovely.
05:23And I'm so glad it brings you so much joy.
05:27Erm, I brought in, erm, a pelvic floor exerciser.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:32APPLAUSE
05:34APPLAUSE
05:40Sorry, somebody wants that back.
05:42LAUGHTER
05:44You...
05:45..borrowed it?
05:46LAUGHTER
05:47I did, yeah.
05:48Who did you borrow it from?
05:49My fairly close sister.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52She'd have lied.
05:53She's being honest, which is good.
05:54I know, yeah, no, but I...
05:55We've got the same juice.
05:56LAUGHTER
05:57LAUGHTER
05:58Everyone's got their hands on their face.
06:00Everyone's got their hands on their face.
06:02Everyone.
06:03Like, I washed it in that, obviously.
06:04Obviously!
06:05She'll pop back to the prayer mat for a bit, or...?
06:06LAUGHTER
06:07One more, there's one more break.
06:08Oh, God, this is awful.
06:09I dread to think what you've brought in.
06:10LAUGHTER
06:11So, the best thing to borrow from a close friend,
06:12or a semi-close friend...
06:13Mm-hm.
06:14..is, for me, a prize that has previously been awarded five points
06:17in the prize task category.
06:18Let's see it.
06:19That's nice.
06:20He borrowed this...
06:21..from Fatia.
06:22You wank up!
06:23LAUGHTER
06:24LAUGHTER
06:25This is the Taskmaster pop-up book that Matthew brought,
06:29and Fatia won,
06:30and I asked to look at it, and she said,
06:31yeah, go ahead, borrow it.
06:33Take it as long as you want.
06:34This was...
06:3545 minutes ago.
06:36That was...
06:37..45 minutes ago.
06:38Oh, my God, that was...
06:39..a prize that has previously been awarded five points
06:41in the prize task category.
06:42Let's see it.
06:43He borrowed this...
06:44From Fatia.
06:45You wank up!
06:46LAUGHTER
06:47This is the Taskmaster pop-up book
06:48that Matthew brought,
06:49and Fatia won,
06:50and I asked to look at it,
06:52and she said,
06:53five minutes ago so give me them points baby okay that's everything I don't know
07:03no whether you should be borrowing a device for your vagina so so one point
07:13one point rose two points to Matthews thing two to the kayak got it kayaks
07:17are boring with three points to Jason how dare you Stevie wouldn't be getting four
07:24points just for the sword if I hadn't seen that picture of her in that outfit next to a
07:29bride and five points fatty because you know of course it was a genuinely
07:34touching story and I'm thrilled that it's so important to you yes we're gonna see
07:47them doing their best to impress in the garden first of all
08:03hello hi Alex hi Jason hello Alex lovely to see you lovely to see you we were just speaking inside
08:09hello what's cooking good-looking oh really I went on a school trip bowling and it went really badly
08:17knock over all ten skittles in ten minutes in America skittles are a candy ah what are these
08:26bowling pins the final skittle should fall exactly when the whistle sounds if any skittle is left
08:34standing after ten minutes you have failed you must stay behind the rope at all times closest to ten
08:43minutes wins your time starts now I I mean it's pointless asking there's not a bowling ball that
08:50you've got there is there you could do whatever you want behind that rope you alluded to a terrible
09:02bowling trip there yes do you want to talk about it okay I got bullied at school and that's where it
09:09started okay well first up and I hope they do really really well at this one it's Jason Matt and Stevie's
09:25attempts I'm gonna smash this because I went on a bowling trip with school and came last and it was the
09:34pinnacle of the bullying experience and I no one sat with me on the on the bus home so sorry to trigger
09:41you so I just need to clear them all but one for now that won't do it pretty great right pretty good
09:55so do you want the last one going down in nine minutes time three sorry about the pop not bad okay
10:08I care nothing for your cameras yeah you've done one look out
10:20I'm on it five oh watch out
10:50yes what's the time 50 seconds okay
10:55you okay I think I'm over the line 12 seconds left three skittles still they need to all go down
11:14you pass me the brick yes
11:20you got four seconds on the brick
11:21five my hands are shaking no come on what
11:32I mean that was hmm I'm really sorry I'm just a bit upset I'm really sorry I'm really sorry
11:43I'm sorry this is so stupid I'm sorry I'm sorry Stevie there must have been an easier way Matthew
11:47stupid Jason
12:00what the hell is going on
12:08it's not a real episode is this rubbish rubbish rubbish all round what's next okay it was a shame
12:19well next up I'm just going to shut up and press play
12:22shall we yes fail the next task in the most heartbreakingly spectacular way
12:38I'm really sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry this is so stupid I'm sorry um Stevie if you succeed in the next task you will lose one point so the next task yeah are you going to succeed yeah how
12:53are you going to succeed in the next task you will lose one point so after this you're going to go out
12:59there turn left and do a task how long two seconds you need to fail that task if you
13:05succeed in the next task you will lose one point huh let's do it come on where are we
13:13going we're going out there hi Jason hello Alex lovely to see you lovely to see you we
13:22were just speaking inside were we yeah just like mere moments ago
13:27well thank god so that means that was a fake fall you did a planned fall it was real let me be let me be clear I fell hard
13:41really good Jason also chose violence for the 12th time in the series
13:47violence against myself I'm the cameraman when you threw oh yeah I don't think of them as people oh
13:52I'd love it if you were out of focus for the rest of the episode
14:01I genuinely thought that was your actual attempt because you've been so close to some sort of collapse
14:11mentally I thought yeah I mean he's nearly there now oh god thank god it was quite harrowing it's all right
14:15I felt very hot and sweaty and embarrassed I got bullied but not that badly and not at bowling
14:25so they all did well weren't you so far it's most heartbreakingly spectacular and they all came down
14:33right to the end so these two missed the final one at the last second and 20 seconds before the end Jason fell
14:39okay break time power nap or power crap that's up to you my friends but whatever you do
14:47please don't do both at the same time that's a nice sofa see you in a minute
14:52welcome back to part two of taskmaster there have been some unintentionally glorious failures
15:09on this show over the years and now they're trying their best to fail on purpose yeah boy this is some
15:15next level stuff wow isn't it the task they need to fail is to knock over 10 skittles in 10 minutes
15:23if they succeed at the task they will lose one point now for the final two heartbreakingly
15:28spectacular contestants it's rosy and fatia what do i what do i use what would you normally use
15:37are you looking for anything in particular yeah i'm looking for some balls these aren't really that heavy
15:47oh yes come on are you ready i'm ready
15:56i'll get one i'll get one oh
16:02that's a good strategy right they've all got to go down i know i'm trying i'm trying
16:07the next five minutes watch out everyone okay
16:12yes yes come on maybe if i'll throw it maybe hold on
16:21yes two left you don't knock them all down right
16:29oh
16:32the last one's gonna fall at exactly 10 minutes
16:37wow i'm coming okay you need to get them all down
16:45but you haven't knocked any down how do you feel terrible i'm the best thrower
16:50in my borough and now look yeah
17:00congratulations you've knocked over all 10 and there's just two and a half minutes left
17:04just um check the wording of the task fail the next task in the most oh heartbreakingly spectacular
17:17sorry i thought it was just shit
17:21and you didn't fail no i know i didn't really understand and he's he talked to me for ages
17:26about it and i just i nodded didn't i and i was like yeah and went i didn't have a clue
17:33so what does that mean rosie gets well it means it's mad that she's in second place in the series but
17:40she has to get minus one point that's it you have to go down a point in the series i'm sorry
17:44so all we know is that rosie definitely gets minus one point because she succeeded in the task the
17:53rest all failed so it's up to you who was the most heartbreakingly spectacular fatia do you think
17:57that was heartbreaking or spectacular i think it was bloody spectacular well i'm here to tell you it
18:03it was neither of you you're so cruel but it just makes me want you more exactly my tactics my friend
18:14okay two to fatia okay uh matthews was generally quite heartbreaking because it was uh you know part
18:20of his ongoing breakdown right but i think we have to reward jason's incredible stunt at the end okay
18:27that's spectacular three to matthew four to jason yeah and then no obviously yeah i mean i genuinely
18:34believed you were bullied oh i was but not that bad but not that bad so it's all cool five points
18:45hey what's the scores after two tasks rosie's got zero points at the other end of the table we've
18:50got stevie martin on nine points right another one then yes please well
18:57it's an arty team task next that's got them all in a spin
19:13you go first this time oh thank you hello team hello please stand on the spot yep good luck
19:21jv martukas each person must write down three words to describe a memorable scene
19:31you must be silent throughout and your teammate must not see what you have written
19:38you have one minute your time starts now three words memorable scene on that card please a memorable scene
19:47like a scene in a film just a memorable scene that's all the information
19:52okay i'm just going to collect in those cards
20:04and that's for you oh that's the second part of the task okay okay here we go paint your memorable scene
20:13so that your teammate can guess your three words you must not give any clues about your own free word
20:19scene except by painting the scene you must not write any words fastest wins your time starts when the
20:28turn the turntable turns turn the turntable
20:39what are you joking have we got to do it are you kidding me are you kidding me
20:44your nickname is not going to catch on yes it is it makes you both less memorable what what is it
20:56jv martzoukas jv martzoukas we should get a point for having a team name and team spirit
21:01and we've lost every team task so far you have been bad good good let's let's spin the canvases man
21:11will do i suppose we might as well start with a team of two jason and please use our technique
21:17better known as jv martzoukas thank you yes turn the turntable
21:26okay oh oh i see okay
21:32don't guess yet
21:33rabbit rabbit that is one of the words okay oh dang okay i'm bad at this
21:45now it just looks like boobs it looks like boobs but it's not boobs i won't guess boobs yeah
21:49wait guess guess guess based on oh sorry poison skull and crossbones pirate uh medicine um
21:55um
21:59what woman yeah uh graveyard oh son of a
22:04bitch like what more can i possibly do than what i've done dead dead is right
22:13car yes you've got all stevie she's got none of yours none of mine oh what is it oh it's a lip
22:20it's a car it's a boat but it's smiling smiling lip smiling sad face oh love kissing kissing kiss
22:26kiss is correct okay right memorable scene with kissing boobs kissing it doesn't feel like you're
22:32doing anything turn them around and start again maybe yeah great that's a great idea i'm gonna do that
22:36okay so we're starting again so we're starting again right here it comes oh baby baby's kissing
22:44it would be memorable oh oh i said slap yes correct one to go we've got two words right now okay kiss slap
22:56look um what is that glare flower oh yes yes yes please look glimpse um
23:06glance glance is right i've stopped the clock from flower to glimpse to glance
23:11i got glance from that that's incredible
23:18can i just say something is before we did it when we wrote the words jason went just so you know when
23:23we're writing these words we're probably going to have to paint them and then he wrote glance
23:30this was a real low point for jv martzoukas because i felt i felt particularly bad for stevie because i
23:36am dog shit at every element of this what this is going to come as a surprise i'm willing to say
23:43i'm not good at art and this ladies and gentlemen marks the first time that jason has admitted that he's
23:51bad at anything unless it's boobs which i can draw when i'm trying to draw anything it comes out looking
23:57like boobs thank you for saluting me this might be your journey to becoming british you know a bit of
24:03self-doubt oh daddy okay okay advert time in a troubled world what better moment to take the
24:13hand of that special person in your life and tell them that you love them
24:17do you want me to get the belt again i'm so sorry i thought you wanted me to no we'll see you in a
24:25minute here we are it's the start of the second half of the show there's a team task which needs closure
24:43so the task involves each contestant painting a memorable scene on their canvas which can be
24:47described in three words and they then have to guess what each other three words are from their
24:53paintings fattyo matthew and rosie are all in one team so this won't be straightforward oh for god's sake
25:01right that's yours then right this is mine
25:03oh sugar you know what i like this yeah because i used to do art so i'm gonna smash this right up
25:14guess what the others are uh lightning no storm that is one of the words
25:21it's yours jaws not jaws it's three words captain phillips no no it's three words is it love love is
25:27one of the words correct are you guessing the film other ocean no you're just getting the three words
25:32oh just words oh giraffe no
25:40is it drowning correct we're looking for six more words wow you've added details is it a sex scene
25:48romeo and julia is it from titanic is it weirdly the titanic was what was in my mind for this can
25:55i tell him definitely not no that would give it away could i quickly draw some things that you might
26:00guess the words well i think you should have done that a while ago oh french women french is correct
26:07oh yeah i can't give any clues can i no you can by painting life drawing posing figurative masturbating
26:17touching yourself are you giving me a clue seduction yeah seduction seductive
26:22dragon yeah let's try it so your word mine is so easy where are they restaurant cafe cafe is right
26:31yeah oh is it um is it them the what's the film it's the i'll have what she's harry and sally correct
26:39high five bruh we've got harry sally cafe storm love drowning and french yeah sexy sexy is correct
26:48okay now my last word how the how do you draw this what's the film titanic and what's the scene the
26:54scene where he paints her naked using using paint pencil crayons
27:01charcoal correct
27:05i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i remember the bit where he drowns more
27:10well rosie i put it to you that for the vast majority of that task you didn't understand it
27:21no no no i didn't what's absolutely fascinating is even when you understood it
27:26you chose to depict the scene where kate winslet gets painted with the words sexy french charcoal
27:33she says draw me like one of those french girls it's just such a strange combination i don't know
27:41where these things come from in my brain and when rosie was arguably cheating by simply playing charades
27:48matthi's desk was figurative masturbation
27:54and then fatia stepped in and went what touching yourself
27:57i mean it's just madness okay let's hear the timings first yeah total timings i mean
28:04arguably the team of three had a harder job because they're three to get rather than two
28:08but they were substantially slower six minutes ten for the team of two 12 minutes 16 for the team of
28:13three so i suppose three minutes per painting or four minutes per painting the team of two definitely
28:18won it so they get five points i think five points for stevie and jason
28:27well done so how many points for the team of three yes i'm going to give them three points
28:33because you know there was some creativity going on there a bit of cheating they took twice as long
28:37three seems fair team of three get three the team of two get five
28:43i would like another task right away yes right here we go oh sorry can you go off a bit sorry lizzie
28:50that's it go back a bit back a bit back a bit back a bit more that's it stop sorry not that go go back
28:56back again okay yeah from there please good right here's the next task
29:10i came in with a bang jason lots of props
29:27obey the autocue okay the most authoritative delivery with the fewest mistakes wins oh
29:37oh your time starts when the autocue starts have you used autocue before no
29:49rosie i forget that you're a mother you've got two children right yeah and every now and again
29:53you just get a brief insight into it and the way that you arrived at this task and assessed it
29:59it looked like a mum going into a kid's room and going look at the state of this bedroom
30:03can you just show the clip i know the bit it's this bit
30:14okay good who's first yes it's time to try out our first three young science presenters jason
30:19matt and rosie commence the autocue oh hello folks my name is scientist dr rosie slash ramsey
30:29dr jackson mickey my name is dr dark stuff and i'd like to welcome you all to science today today
30:42science today science today what's gonna happen and science all your life get buckled in science today
30:53here we go so what's on today's science today show we're going to do two scientific demonstrations
31:01and i guarantee they'll both blow your mind let me think which two experiments should we do today
31:11on science today okay we will do one one and three number one and number three oh yes so that means
31:20you'll see me do the bounce experiment this ball is so bouncy that every time you drop it and that's
31:32drop not throw it bounces up to a much higher place than where it started i know mad watch this
31:43failure this fantastical orb has a tiny track out inside which means it
31:48always returns to exactly where it was thrown from don't believe me you will soon
31:52let's move on to my second experiment did you know a rainbow changes the color of the whole sky
32:13i think that's right i can't remember i'm having trouble sleeping
32:16it was this time a few years ago when i actually was dropped from a very high height
32:26i hit hit someone in my car
32:35i think i think they were still okay but i was i panicked and i drove away
32:4010 years ago i was lost at sea anyway there's a way you can change the color of other things too
32:52and that way is called paint
33:02shut your eyes and really concentrate you can actually tell the color of paint by its smell
33:08take this tub here okay i'm gonna put the tub behind my back and open it without looking at it
33:14now i'm going to do a big sniff of the air in front of me
33:20that's definitely blue blue blue
33:22that's the one yellow i think that one's yellow
33:37it's yellow totally yellow
33:40But what happens if I mix these two together it'll make a brand-new color that color is called
33:48Lalo and that color is called
33:53James
33:56Once they're mixed together I can use my thumb as a paintbrush
34:01It's like a brown color isn't it what's brown a piece of turd
34:05Hey, presto, I've made a blalo car
34:13Boobs
34:15I've got to go now, but not before I sing the theme tune again exactly the same as I sang it first time round
34:21Oh, let's dance together. Goodbye everyone. Thanks today science today
34:27Dr. Rosie Ramsey science
34:29Science yes today not science tomorrow science today. I will kill you
34:43When I was a child growing up in the 1970s the BBC used to show really boring open university
34:50Lecturers it was so tedious and awful for the vast majority of it. That's what Matthew reminded me
34:56And then every now and then something weird just leaked it here's science Matt
35:06Science today and science all your life
35:13I guess those broadcasts when you were a child were different over in the state more aggressive. Yeah
35:18Yeah, get fucking buckled in
35:23How relevant I will kill you is
35:27Listen, you know what that's gonna do bring them back for the next episode
35:34She's just pretty good presenter
35:36Well, I'll say that was a task. Yeah
35:38Okay, let's stop for the last time and take a break come back when someone will win and then have to give back some borrowed prizes
35:46And there was me thinking this show couldn't get any more low-rent. We'll see you in a minute
35:51Thank you
36:02Welcome back
36:03It's the last part of the show and the cast are auditioning to be children's TV science presenters. Yes, they are
36:11Because that's what the task told them to do and no one seems to question the premise now for our final two. It is Stevie and it is fatiga
36:18Oh, hello, folks. My name's Dr. Darth Lightfinger.
36:24My name is...
36:27..and I'd like to welcome you all to Science Today Today.
36:35Which two experiments shall we do today on Science Today?
36:42I'm going to pick one and four.
36:45Number one, the bounce experiment.
36:48Boing, boing, boing, boing.
36:50Boingy, boing.
36:51This ball is so bouncy.
36:53Watch this.
36:55Good Lord!
36:57This fantastical orb has a tiny tracker inside.
37:01This is what...
37:02Whoo!
37:04And I'll also do number two, the toothpaste experiment.
37:09The balloon popping experiment.
37:12Nobody likes the sounds of balloons popping, do they?
37:15Especially not me.
37:16As everyone knows, elephants have teeth that can grow to this big.
37:22Well, you can easily stop a balloon from popping by filling it with liquid.
37:27The best way to get toothpaste for your elephant is to manufacture it in your home.
37:33Here we go, bro.
37:36This is not going to work.
37:39Stop!
37:40First, I just need to add this yeast to my warm water.
37:49I'm stirring vigorously.
37:52See?
37:53I told you I could do it.
37:55Now!
37:56This is crazy.
37:57And I'll put all the glitter into the Special Elephants toothpaste mixture bottle.
38:01I'm also going to blow a balloon up now.
38:04With the gas inside my body, I'm not farting into a balloon.
38:07Are you mad?
38:08I always make a horrible retching sound.
38:12Sorry about that.
38:13Watch the chemicals react.
38:23When I put a sharp pin on the first balloon, it won't make a noise at all.
38:30It will be absolutely silent.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:34Is it going to blow?
38:35Oh, my God.
38:36I can't do it.
38:37I can't do it.
38:38Ah!
38:39Oh!
38:40Oh!
38:41Ah!
38:42Brough.
38:43Look at that.
38:44David Attenborough.
38:45You can suck it.
38:46Look at that, brough.
38:47Now!
38:48Now!
38:49Let's give him a little clean.
38:50Whoa!
38:51Whoa!
38:52Whoa!
38:53Cover your ears.
38:54It's bang time!
38:55OK, here we go.
38:57Oh, my God.
38:58Ah!
38:59There we go.
39:01That was science today.
39:03Today.
39:04Whoo!
39:05Goodbye, everyone.
39:06Science!
39:07Science!
39:08Science!
39:09Science!
39:10Science is a shit!
39:11Science!
39:12My hands are in sticky.
39:13Science!
39:14Science!
39:15APPLAUSE
39:20Dr. Darth Leithfinger.
39:22Yes.
39:23I just thought she was quite a good presenter.
39:25OK.
39:26Until...
39:27I just...
39:28The noise you made when you were cleaning the elephant's tusks.
39:31I didn't hear it.
39:32Well, let's have a listen.
39:33Here we go.
39:34Whoa!
39:35Whoa!
39:36Whoa!
39:39OK, I get that, yeah.
39:40Not yet.
39:41Yeah.
39:42OK.
39:43The scientist was called...
39:44I couldn't...
39:48Do you know what?
39:49As soon as I walked in, I saw the balloons on the side, I was like,
39:51oh, shit.
39:52So I couldn't really think of anything.
39:54I just wonder...
39:55Yeah.
39:56If you were a children's science presenter, OK, when you put the pin into the balloon that
40:01has a bit of water in it, you, Fatia, were genuinely amazed it had worked.
40:05You went, oh!
40:08Then you had to get back into fair character.
40:13And I just wonder if, should a children's science teacher, when she sticks a pin into a balloon,
40:19and she's amazed by it, should she say, David Attenborough, you could suck it?
40:24Look at that bruv.
40:25LAUGHTER
40:26And I'd argue, should anyone in this country say, David Attenborough, you should suck it?
40:32Look at that bruv.
40:34LAUGHTER
40:35Well, it's most authoritative delivery. She was authoritative, I think.
40:41She was authoritative.
40:42But also with fewest mistakes, and arguably, you ignored quite a bit of the instructions.
40:46I feel that Rosie was the most accurate and authoritative, followed by Stevie,
40:53and then Matthew and Fatia and Jason, to me, were all very engaging and very interesting,
41:01but had moments of such madness that it didn't sit within the word authoritative.
41:09So you won't like it, but I'm going to give them all three points.
41:11So it's three to Fatia, three to Jason, three to Matthew, four to Stevie,
41:14it's five to Rosie Ramsey. There we go.
41:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:18Can we see the scores, please?
41:20Yes, well, it is still hers to lose. Stevie's in the lead with 18 points now.
41:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:28OK, everybody, please.
41:30Stay where you are for the final task of the show!
41:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:42Who's going to read the task? I think Fatia is going to read the task.
41:46Say whether the next person will have a higher or lower number of things
41:50than the previous person.
41:52The category of things will change each time.
41:56If you make two mistakes, you are eliminated.
41:59Last player standing wins.
42:01So, we start with a picture of me, so it's whether the next person
42:04has more or less things than me.
42:07And Greg will tell you what the category of things is.
42:10Ready?
42:11Does the person next in line have a higher or lower shoe size than Alex?
42:16Not many people have a higher shoe size than me.
42:26In fact, it's only, Greg. It is Rosie Ramsey, it is lower.
42:29You are all right.
42:30Yes!
42:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:32Does the person next in line have a higher or lower Wikipedia entry
42:37word count than Rosie Ramsey?
42:40They've all gone higher.
42:41All gone higher.
42:42Well, I can tell you, it is actually...
42:44It's Matthew Bainton, and it is higher.
42:46It is higher.
42:47APPLAUSE
42:48Sorry, I've broken one of my paddles.
42:52How and why did you do that?
42:54I was using them to clap.
42:56You even destroy stuff when you don't mean to.
42:59You're welcome.
43:01OK.
43:02Does the person next in line own a higher or lower number
43:05of trainers than Matthew Bainton?
43:08OK.
43:09We've got three lowers, we've got two highers.
43:11Matthew, how many pairs of trainers do you own?
43:13Five.
43:14Greg, how many do you own?
43:1616 pairs.
43:17Higher was right.
43:18We have lost a life here, here, and at the end.
43:21All the females lose a life.
43:24Has the person next in line owned a higher or lower number of dogs?
43:29Life total, please.
43:31We've gone higher, higher, lower, lower.
43:32Matt goes higher.
43:34How many dogs have you owned, Greg?
43:35Two dogs!
43:36Oh, fuck.
43:38How many dogs have you owned, Fatia?
43:41Zero, cos they stink!
43:44It's right.
43:45Laura is correct.
43:46If you've gone higher, we have lost Fatia Al Gorey.
43:48She gets one pin.
43:49Does the person next in line have a higher or lower number of nieces
43:56than Fatia Al Gorey?
43:58She's got family.
44:00Well, I have six nieces.
44:04Fatia?
44:0516.
44:06They're all correct.
44:07They all stay in.
44:08All good.
44:09It's going to be a big wedding, Greg.
44:10Have you got the dollars?
44:11I have.
44:12Does the next person in line have a lucky number that is higher or lower than Alex Horne?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Can I ask what the logic is?
44:24I just think he's got a very obtuse, annoying...
44:26Like, 103 or something.
44:27Like, 734.
44:28Exactly.
44:29He's not going to just choose six like a normal person.
44:31LAUGHTER
44:32Well, let's find out.
44:33Jason, you've gone higher and you are the next person.
44:37What is your lucky number, Jason?
44:3811.
44:39Perfectly normal.
44:40My lucky number is...
44:42One.
44:43Whoa!
44:44Oh, no!
44:45It's a trillion!
44:46It's a trillion!
44:47We've lost Jason Mantzoukas.
44:48He comes fourth.
44:49I knew it.
44:50Has the person next in line visited a higher or lower number of countries this year than
44:54Jason Mantzoukas?
44:55Americans don't usually leave America.
44:56Yeah, but he's a famous man.
44:57Yeah, he is.
44:58And here he is in Britain.
44:59Well, the next person, it's interesting.
45:00A duge?
45:01It's only Greg Davis.
45:02Jason, how many countries have you visited this year?
45:03I believe it's five.
45:04Is it higher or lower?
45:05It's two, actually.
45:06It's lower.
45:07We've lost Rosie Ramsey.
45:08Oh!
45:09It's Matthew versus Stevie.
45:10Has the person next in line run a higher or lower distance ever in their life than Greg
45:11Davis?
45:12Yeah, he is.
45:13And here he is in Britain.
45:14Well, the next person, it's interesting.
45:15A duge?
45:16It's only Greg Davis.
45:17Jason, how many countries have you visited this year?
45:18I believe it's five.
45:19Is it higher or lower?
45:20It's two, actually.
45:21It's lower.
45:22We've lost Rosie Ramsey.
45:23Oh!
45:24It's Matthew versus Stevie.
45:26Has the person next in line run a higher or lower distance ever in their life than Greg
45:32Davis?
45:33LAUGHTER
45:35It's this person.
45:36Stevie?
45:37Oh!
45:38What's the highest distance you've ever run in one go?
45:4010k.
45:41I tried to run a mile once.
45:43LAUGHTER
45:45And the man in the park said, we've been talking, we don't think you should run any more.
45:50LAUGHTER
45:52Well, this is the final one.
45:53It could, of course, be a draw if you both get this right or wrong.
45:56Has the person next in line failed a higher or lower number of driving tests than Stevie
46:01Martin.
46:02And Stevie Martin.
46:03Lower, higher.
46:04It's you, Matthew.
46:05How many of you failed?
46:06One.
46:07How many of you failed?
46:08None.
46:09She's never taken a test.
46:10We have a winner.
46:11It's Stevie Martin!
46:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:14Stevie Martin wins.
46:16Well, that's the final scores.
46:18We'll see you back down there.
46:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:22She's done very badly in almost every episode.
46:27Oh, my God.
46:28She's been rubbish.
46:29LAUGHTER
46:30But in this particular episode, she has got a grand total of 23 points.
46:35She's won the episode.
46:36It's Stevie Martin!
46:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:41Stevie is today's winner.
46:43Please bowl up to the stage to behold your Brian Belangu!
46:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:49Well, it's just two episodes to go, but for now, it's tonight's winner.
46:53She's done it!
46:54Stevie Martin!
46:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:59CHRYSIC.
47:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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47:05HI завтра
47:08friendly
47:09ởled
47:12it
47:14какую
47:15undoubtedly
47:16it
47:17is
47:17like
47:19that
47:20hmm
47:22what
47:24I'll
47:26hear
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