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00:00Dad, I'm making a list for tomorrow's shop. I want to get something special for Mum's visit.
00:26Do we have to discuss this tonight, Susan? I'm tired. I've been in the park all day, nailing warning signs to conker trees.
00:36Warning signs?
00:37When using the fruit of council-owned horse chestnuts for recreational purposes, goggles must be worn.
00:46Boom, you've totally made the Basil Ricky bugle, Gerald. Conker killjoys say no to fun. What a bunch of horse chestnutters.
00:54I am aware of the media backlash, Victoria, but I will not be pressurised into hypothetically endangering the notional sight of a theoretical child.
01:07Never mind the Basil Ricky bugle. I want to talk to you about Mum's visit. It's our first family tea since the divorce.
01:14Family? A family is what your mother left.
01:17Family's changed, Dad. I'm with Victoria now and Mum's with Kyle. And we have to welcome him. I want you to make your famous onion quiche with Italian salami.
01:28Susan, is that a satellite bin bag?
01:31What?
01:32It is. It's a satellite bin. How many times do I have to tell you, girls, when the swing bin is full, you have to empty it.
01:42Creating a satellite out of a plastic carrier bag from the supermarket can only defer and redouble the inconvenience whilst simultaneously diminishing the quality of the home environment.
01:56Oh, my God. Bin rage.
01:59I couldn't get the bag out.
02:01No, Susan, because yet again, you and Victoria have stuffed it fuller than a banker's bonus.
02:09It is a bin. Its capacity is limited by its parameters. Did you think it was bigger on the inside?
02:18Like Doctor Who's TARDIS. I'm going to have to clamp it between me legs and tease it out.
02:30Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
02:35This is so a YouTube moment.
02:38Nick, stop it.
02:39But he's humping it like a dog on a leg.
02:42What was your plan, girls? Were you ever going to address the core problem or just keep adding satellites until you'd exchanged a full bin bag in the kitchen for a kitchen full of bin bags?
02:55Never mind bin bags, Dad. Are you going to cook Mum and Carl your quiche or aren't you?
02:59No, I am not.
03:01I have agreed to attend this tea for your sake, but I am not going to play happy families with the preening bodybuilder.
03:10I knew he was a swine the first moment he showed up. The moment I saw that waxed chest.
03:17It's just personal grooming.
03:20Oh, is that what you call it? I call it fiddling with yourself.
03:23Why can't everybody stop fiddling with themselves? Piercing, waxing, shaving, plucking, sticking nails in their nipples and bolts in their belly buttons, rings through their noses, dinner plates in their earlobes.
03:42Just leave yourselves alone for a moment. Join a book club. Do some social work.
03:50I am so going to songify this. He probably waxes his scrotum.
03:56They do these metrosexuals. It was in the mail.
04:02Ten years ago, that sort of thing would only have ever happened on a Japanese game show.
04:07Now, if you will excuse me, I am trying to focus on the extraction of an overstuffed bin liner, which is a very delicate operation.
04:21Always being careful not...
04:25To rip the top of the bag. Don't you hate that?
04:30Good shot, Bernard.
04:40Welcome to the wonderful world of bonkers.
04:44Contrary to reports in the media, team health and safety is saying yes to fun.
04:49In fact, we're saying, hello, fun.
04:52You're welcoming Basil, Ricky, as long as you don't blind a child.
04:57So, Clive, on a scale of one to ten, how much fun were you having?
05:03Is ten high or low, Gerald?
05:05High, Clive, always high.
05:07As in ten out of ten, or a perfect ten.
05:10Ten top, one bottom.
05:12One bottom is always the rule.
05:14Yes, that is absolutely right.
05:16Thank you, Bernard.
05:17Although, antipodean opossums do have two vaginas.
05:22I'm sorry, Bernard. I think I must be going deaf.
05:25I thought you just said that antipodean opossums have two vaginas.
05:31Just a bit of pub quiz trivia for you there, Gerald.
05:34You said that one bottom was always the rule, which is in fact correct.
05:38No creature has two bottoms.
05:40But, amazingly, most female marsupials have two vaginas.
05:45Lucky male marsupials.
05:47We don't make smutty comments in our fluoro's, Clive.
05:52The males have double-headed penises.
05:56I hate to think of the state of their toilet flies.
06:00People, please!
06:02Can we drop the subject of marsupial genitalia and address the matter at hand?
06:07We are playing bonkers, Bernard, and I asked Clive for a score on a scale of 1 to 10
06:13on how much fun he was having, with 10 high, because 10 out of 10 is good.
06:19One should be high, because one is first.
06:21Yeah, Lady Gaga wouldn't want a number 10, would she?
06:24That woman's disgusting.
06:26Leaping about in a G-string.
06:28I bet she wishes she had two vaginas.
06:30Twice as many to shove in people's faces.
06:35I worship her.
06:36I'm one of her little monsters.
06:38Because of her, I've given myself permission to love myself.
06:42Well, I hope you'll be very happy together, Clive, but Lady Gaga is not germane.
06:47Yes, that's right.
06:48She's American.
06:49Germane!
06:52Bernard, not German.
06:53As in relevant, and in this case, relevant to my scale, on which 10 is high.
07:00One should be high.
07:01Malika, it's just plain logic.
07:04Oh, is it?
07:05Well, tell me this then, Gerald.
07:06Year after year, when you and Valerie came first in the dance-off at the works ballroom night,
07:12do you wish you'd come 10th?
07:13I expect you and the mayor will win this year's dance-off, Malika,
07:16now that Gerald and Valerie have...
07:17won't be competing.
07:20That's the first thing I thought when she dumped him.
07:22Can we please leave me ex-wife out of this?
07:25Team, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 high, because it's my scale,
07:31how much fun were you having playing bonkers?
07:36One.
07:39You overstepped the mark this time, Mr. Wright.
07:43The mark overstepped, have you?
07:45A stock laughing of us have you made?
07:49Proof what I, Mr. Wright,
07:51proof that conker playing dangerous is.
07:54Oh, I will see you sacked, Mr. Wright.
07:56Sacked, Mr. Wright, will I see you.
07:58That is all, and all I might add is that.
08:04Mrs. Mar-ha.
08:06A dance rehearsal this evening, Mrs. Mar-ha.
08:10Only five weeks left till the big ballroom night.
08:13Till the big ballroom night.
08:15Five weeks over.
08:17I'll be there, Mr. Mayor.
08:19Then, um...
08:20Cha-cha-cha, Mrs. Mar-ha.
08:22Mrs. Mar-ha.
08:24Cha-cha-cha.
08:28Oh.
08:28So you're really not going to cook Mum your quiche?
08:37No, Sue, I'm not.
08:40Blimey, how long have we been standing here?
08:43Shut up about the queue, Dad.
08:45This is what drove Mum away.
08:47You're just so stressy all the time.
08:48I've got frozen goods, Susan.
08:51I'm entitled to be stressy.
08:52I mean, mini-magnums are melting.
08:55Now, that silly woman's chunky Kit-Kat won't stand.
08:59Dad, it doesn't matter.
09:01It does matter, Susan.
09:03This is the nightmare checkout scenario.
09:06Frozen item meets faulty barcode.
09:09It's a supermarket perfect stall.
09:12It'll be fine.
09:13Will it?
09:13I once got stuck behind a woman with a tin of cat food that wouldn't beat.
09:17By the time I got to the till, me oven chips had turned into mashed potato.
09:21Well, it's your own form.
09:23The other queue was shorter, but you insisted on joining this one.
09:26Because, Susan, I know that woman on the other till.
09:30She's got form.
09:32Do you mean, she's got form?
09:34She's a bread crusher.
09:37Rips your granary like she's throttling a cat.
09:41And you can never get them back into shape.
09:44Every slice comes out looking like Marilyn Monroe.
09:48Dude, I'm so hearing you.
09:50She crushed my Vogel loaf.
09:53And the Vogel loaf is a very dense bake.
09:56Hello?
09:57Sunflower and pumpkin seed?
09:59Oh, my God, it's like a high-fibre breeze block.
10:01That bitch bruised it like it was a bat.
10:04I'm worried about you, Vic.
10:06I think you're going over to the dark side.
10:09Calm down.
10:10Cheryl!
10:10You shopping here?
10:11Yeah.
10:12No.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I'm shopping here.
10:14No.
10:14Yeah.
10:14Random.
10:15I know.
10:16I'm like, oh, my God.
10:17I'm like, oh, my God.
10:18Oh, I've got to tweet this.
10:19Oh, I've got to tweet this.
10:21Ah.
10:22Excuse me, but this is a queue.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:25It's him.
10:25It's the nutter from the shop.
10:26I am not a nutter, miss.
10:28I'm just somebody who knows right from wrong.
10:30You've pushed in then, and you're pushing in now.
10:32She never pushed in.
10:33I saved her place.
10:35Don't give me that, love.
10:37You said it was random.
10:38You tweeted it.
10:40She's my mate.
10:40Everyone knows you can join a mate in a queue.
10:42Only if the mate is keeping a place, not if it's random.
10:46You just said it was random.
10:48So hop it, or I'll get a store detective.
10:55Hashtag awkward.
10:58He had this since I was little.
10:59We went to Alton Towers once, and he did the same thing to Mum.
11:02His own wife.
11:03Cheryl.
11:04That psycho, dot, dot, dot, stunned face.
11:07But I hadn't been saving her a place.
11:11She'd said she didn't want to go on the death dumper.
11:16Do you think I liked sleeping on the couch for three weeks?
11:23Our challenge, team health and safety,
11:26is to provide the mayor with proof that playing conkers is dangerous.
11:31The question is how.
11:32Well, don't we just whack them till someone gets a bit in their eye?
11:35But we won't get a bit in the eye, Malika,
11:38because we'll be wearing goggles in order to avoid getting a bit in the eye.
11:42But if we wear goggles to avoid getting a bit in the eye,
11:45how do we get a bit in the eye to prove we need goggles to avoid getting a bit in the eye?
11:49I've got all jitty.
11:50I've got all jitty.
11:51We approach the challenge scientifically,
11:56establishing a general recreational environment aptitude test,
12:02acronymically, G-R-E-A-T,
12:09by means of a ballistic information graph,
12:14B-I-G,
12:18to record conquer optimum collision knowledge.
12:23C-I-C-K.
12:33So, Clive,
12:34speak to me about my great big cock.
12:39Well, Gerald,
12:41we're still on conkers, I was.
12:44What else, Clive?
12:47Well, I've got this lovely box of Lindy Dindy doors.
12:51Yes.
12:52And they're just like little chocolate conkers, really.
12:55Same size, same shape.
12:58So I was thinking,
13:00if we played with chocolates instead of conkers,
13:04when we got a bit in the eye,
13:05it would just melt away.
13:09You've come up with that idea so you can eat chocolates at work,
13:12haven't you, Clive?
13:13I saw it as a win-win situation.
13:17Here's an idea, Gerald.
13:19Work with me.
13:20Run it up your pole.
13:22We need crash test dummies.
13:25Put some glue on the eyes,
13:27see if any bits stick to them.
13:29Job done.
13:29Bernard, that is blue sky thinking.
13:32Well done.
13:33But we don't have the budget for dummies.
13:36Remember, we hired one to test that seesaw in Clement Attlee Park?
13:41You sat on the other end,
13:42the dummy ended up in the duck pond.
13:44It cost us 35,000 quid.
13:48The shop I get my ballroom dresses made
13:50has got loads of old mannequins.
13:52I bet we could rent a few off her for 20 quid.
13:55Malika, that is inspired.
13:57You are really thinking outside your box.
14:03I beg your pardon.
14:08You know, Gary,
14:11I took him on to help me with the heating at the care home.
14:13Don't really follow your stuff in detail, babes.
14:16I know it involves pipes.
14:17He only plumbed the immersion into the grey water, didn't he?
14:21Them old ladies have been flushing their toilets without water.
14:24What a brilliant idea.
14:25Warm splashback.
14:27I'm going to have to sack him now,
14:29which is just horrible.
14:31Leadership is hard.
14:32I think she's totes amazed to have a business at all.
14:35I mean, I'm just crap.
14:36I'm like a kept babe.
14:38Don't say that, Vic.
14:39It's just more people need plumbers than DJs.
14:42Which is so wrong, I think.
14:43You'll get there, Victoria.
14:45You just need a start, that's all.
14:47Keep in the fifth, big guy.
14:49Perseverance, Victoria.
14:50A quality your generation would do well to consider.
14:54And here is a case in point.
14:57As you know, I have been Googling
14:59how to empty an overstuffed swing bin,
15:03and I have got another result.
15:06Dad, I still want to talk about Mum.
15:09Now, the trick, apparently,
15:12is to not...
15:15to bag, then up!
15:18end the entire bin
15:23and shake it up and down!
15:28Oh, my God, Gerald's humping the bin again.
15:31I am not humping it, Victoria.
15:35I am emptying it.
15:38Bin liner splurped.
15:40But it is out.
15:43Now, all we have to do is contain the spillage.
15:46Dad, you haven't forgotten about Mum and Kyle.
15:48coming round tomorrow?
15:50No.
15:51Susan, I will be there.
15:53With your quiche?
15:54No, Sue, not with my quiche.
15:56Because are these things designed so you can't get into them?
16:00I think I'm supposed to blow on them.
16:01Good idea, Victoria.
16:03Victoria, the moisture will enhance the viscosity.
16:06They can detect trace radiation on the fringes of space,
16:15confirming the origins of the universe,
16:17but they cannot design a bin liner you can get into.
16:22Do not get me started.
16:23It would be a favour to me, Dad.
16:29I am not making me famous quiche for Valerie's boyfriend.
16:33It's bad enough.
16:34I've got to have him in me house.
16:35Rejecting Kyle isn't going to bring Mum back because she's gone.
16:38But she's still my mum.
16:40And we're still a family.
16:42And if you care about me at all, you're...
16:44Oh, Sue.
16:45Well done, Gerald.
16:46Really sensitive.
16:47I know you miss her, Dad.
16:50But you've got to get through this.
16:52We've got to get through this.
16:53You, me and Mum.
16:55You think I'm being selfish, don't you?
16:56Duh.
16:57No, you're right, of course.
16:59You're right.
17:00Valerie has started a new life.
17:03I've lost her time to accept it.
17:06I'm sorry, Dad.
17:07No, no, don't be sorry.
17:09It's me that should be sorry.
17:11So, I am in town tomorrow with me team.
17:15I shall pick up a salami and a couple of onions.
17:19That is so a beautiful gesture.
17:21Thanks, Dad.
17:23Mwah.
17:26You were trying to open the clothes, Dan.
17:34Astonishing what people seem to find amusing, isn't it, Kyle?
17:37We need to manhandle Malika's mannequins into conquer observation mode.
17:53They got a bit messed up in the service lift.
17:55This one's nearly doubled up, Gerald.
17:56Well, put it on the table, Clyde.
17:58Get between its legs and push its chest.
18:00Right.
18:01This one's bent over.
18:02I can't straighten it.
18:03Sit across its lap, Malika, and grab its shoulders.
18:06OK.
18:07Head on.
18:08This one's twisted.
18:09Right.
18:09I'll pull it from the front.
18:10You push from the back.
18:19Mr. Wright, what are you doing?
18:22Crucial conquer impact testing, Mrs. Johnson.
18:24Isn't it obvious?
18:26You're a filthy man, Mr. Wright.
18:30Nearly there.
18:31I've got news.
18:37Kyle and I have been talking about a big trip to Australia.
18:40Australia?
18:41Well, it's all just a bit grim here, yeah?
18:43And dirty.
18:44I mean, hasn't anyone in the UK got a bloody room?
18:47You blokes used to run the world.
18:50Now it's almost like you've given up, pulled stumps and gone home.
18:54Kyle says I'd look lovely on Bondi in a bikini.
18:57Of course you will, Mum, but Australia is such a long way.
19:02You see, that's the pommy problem right there.
19:04Ooh, big step.
19:06Scary.
19:06Can't do that.
19:07Wear poms.
19:08Don't do scary.
19:09Come on, guys.
19:11Get over yourselves.
19:12Kyle's been helping me look at the best way to invest my divorce settlement, Sue.
19:16And your degree in economics came from which fitness centre and juice spa?
19:20Yeah, it's all good, Sue.
19:21I've trained some of the richest guys in Brizzy.
19:23I'm talking major CEOs.
19:26I unblocked a dentist dishwasher yesterday.
19:29Don't mean I could do you a filling.
19:30Boo, your face.
19:32Hey, hey, hostile.
19:34Yeah?
19:35Are we doing that?
19:36Are we going there?
19:37We so don't need to go there.
19:39Ta-da!
19:41Here it is.
19:42Dad's famous onion and salami quiche for you, Valerie, and for Kyle, with love.
19:50Up to you, babes, for white flour here, starch, hello.
19:55What you're looking at here is a fat arse.
20:03Well, it's a sort of closure, I suppose, Sue.
20:07I think I get it.
20:09She's gone for good.
20:10Happy now?
20:11Happy.
20:13Are you potty?
20:14Unworried, sick.
20:15Mum's being played.
20:17This bloke's planning to rip her off.
20:19Sif, you know, I'm a no-son bredren, go and mess him up, yeah?
20:22You want me to call my soldiers?
20:24Shank him good, cos I'm right, bangalang.
20:27This is really serious.
20:29Mum's making a fool of herself.
20:31We've got to stage an intervention.
20:33Dad, I want you to talk to her.
20:35Me?
20:35It's your fault she's with him.
20:37My fault?
20:37She's rebounded.
20:39Flung herself at the complete opposite type to you.
20:41Handsome, strong, confident, laid-back, dangerous, sexy...
20:47I am still here, you know.
20:50No wonder her head's been turned.
20:52You have to help her, Dad.
20:54Take a leaf out of Kyle's book.
20:56I am not waxing me scrotum.
20:58I mean loosen up a bit.
21:02This is important.
21:04If I can persuade Mum to talk to you,
21:06will you try and get her to see sense about her money?
21:08Yeah, well, of course I'll try.
21:11You think it would help if I loosened up a bit?
21:14I can do that.
21:15Yeah, right, except actually, uh, no, you can't.
21:18I can, Victoria.
21:20I can loosen up.
21:22And for the final time,
21:24when you've finished stirring your tea,
21:26will you not put the wet spoon back in the sugar bowl?
21:29Any bits stuck to the glue?
21:38I'm afraid not, Gerald.
21:40It's no good, Team Health and Safety.
21:42We're going to have to concede defeat.
21:44Listen, Gerald, just a thought.
21:46Leave it with you.
21:47We could just...
21:49Cheat.
21:49Cheat, by the way.
21:51Whoops, incoming.
21:52Ooh, kiddie cops a sixer.
21:54Look out, another one.
21:56Oh, double whammy.
21:58Nasty.
21:59Conker goggles all round.
22:00No, Bernard, that is not the way I roll.
22:03Although it is self-evident
22:06that the shattering of hardened nuggets of organic material
22:11in the vicinity of kiddies' faces is dangerous.
22:15We can't prove it.
22:18And I will not falsify the evidence.
22:22All we're saying is, don't rush, Mum.
22:27Don't rush?
22:29Don't have fun?
22:30Don't grab a chance to enjoy life?
22:32Is that what you're saying, Sue?
22:34I'm 43.
22:36It's about time I did some bloody rushing.
22:38Please talk to Dad.
22:40Dad's sensible with money.
22:42Oh, your Dad's sensible, all right.
22:44He's sensible about everything.
22:45Follow the rules, Valerie.
22:47There is a right way and a wrong way.
22:49There is when it comes to your savings.
22:51Oh, if only he could have loosened up a little bit.
22:53We might still be together.
22:56Oh, I don't know.
22:57Maybe.
22:58We were happy, you know, for a long time.
23:01He just ground me down.
23:04He has loosened up, Mum.
23:06Or at least he's trying.
23:07Your Dad.
23:08I'll believe that when I see it.
23:10No, believe it, Val.
23:11Last night I put a wet spoon in the sugar bowl
23:13and he was over it in, like, ten minutes.
23:18See?
23:19Please come round and talk to him, Mum.
23:22He'll make a fresh quiche.
23:24Oh, well, I wouldn't mind a bit of that quiche.
23:27He's got lovely pastry fingers, your father.
23:30But I do miss him, you know.
23:33It's just...
23:34He ground me down.
23:39Well, Mr. Wright.
23:40Mr. Wright.
23:41Well, progress.
23:43Any to it conquers.
23:45Shattered.
23:45Shards in eye.
23:46Thereof.
23:46Evidence pertaining.
23:48Not as such, Mr. Mayor.
23:50It's...
23:51It's a difficult procedure.
23:52It's an up-ball's total, Mr. Wright.
23:54Well, I would say more of a hiatus temporary than an up-ball's total.
23:59You've failed, Mr. Wright.
24:01Failed, have you?
24:02Conkers not dangerous.
24:04Ah, full stop and stop full.
24:06Therefore, the honourable only thing for you to do
24:09is resign before I, you, sack.
24:12In that case...
24:13Designation accepted, Mr. Wright.
24:14Can I have his job, then?
24:18Nothing personal, Gerald.
24:19But we don't want him going to some time service on public toilets.
24:23Not quite right, Malika.
24:24I'd like to hand the torch on to one of our own.
24:28Well, Mrs. Maher, as long as assured I can be
24:32that duty's extra impact not on your preparations for the big ballroom night,
24:37then...
24:39Cha-cha-cha, Mrs. Maher.
24:41Mrs. Maher?
24:42Cha-cha-cha.
24:44Oh!
24:45Ferrara-lindididididals!
24:50My favourite!
24:54He's choking!
24:57Heimlich manoeuvre!
24:59Team health and safety!
25:00Oh!
25:04You saved my life, Mr. Wright.
25:07Life my saved you!
25:11Yes, Mr. Mayor.
25:12And from what did I use save?
25:17Ask I may.
25:20A conker dangerous, Mr. Wright.
25:24A highly conker...
25:26dangerous.
25:27Mature cheddar, French butter, fresh herbs, new jar of Dijon.
25:38This is going to be the finest quiche I've ever made.
25:42And whatever you do, don't go banging on.
25:44If she puts a wet spoon in the sugar, forgive her.
25:46If she doesn't screw the lid back on top of the branston, ignore it.
25:49If she tears off all of her clothes and throws them on the floor, don't make her pick them
25:53up and bother them and put them in a drawer.
25:55If she smells honey on hugger-zungers, don't wipe it off, lick it off.
25:59Vic!
26:00Shut up!
26:01This isn't about getting Mum and Dad back together.
26:04It's an intervention.
26:05The important thing is to get her away from Kyle.
26:08Oh, look, Cheryl.
26:09There's the nutter.
26:10All right, if we stand here, nutter.
26:12We're not breaking any rules.
26:14Hello, Gerald.
26:15Girls?
26:16Hello, Valerie.
26:18What a surprise.
26:19We were just doing a bit of shopping.
26:21Oh, I just popped in to get a bottle of wine.
26:23I thought I might bring it round tonight.
26:25Go with that quiche.
26:26Great minds, eh?
26:28Oh, I shall have to be careful.
26:30I'll get tiddly.
26:31Well, promises, promises.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:33Wrinkly flirting.
26:35So sweet.
26:36Don't be so fresh.
26:37I'm just coming round to talk about my finances.
26:40Ah, excuse me.
26:41But you're not letting her in, are you?
26:43Well, of course he's letting me in.
26:44And everyone knows you can join a friend in a queue.
26:47Only if the friend is keeping a place.
26:49In that right letter.
26:50And you just said it was a surprise.
26:52So send it to the back.
26:55Well, Gerald.
26:58Say no, Dad.
26:59Imagine honey all over hookazongas.
27:02I give pardon.
27:03I'm sorry, Val, but there's a right way and a wrong way.
27:08And this was a random encounter, not a pre-arranged liaison.
27:15You do understand.
27:17Oh, I understand all right.
27:19This is Alton Towers all over again, isn't it?
27:22I will never forget the humiliation.
27:26Winding my way up that bloody queue with all those snotty kids laughing at me.
27:30I'd be delighted to come to the back with you, Val.
27:33Gerald!
27:35I'm sorry, Sue, but this was never going to work.
27:39Dad is Dad.
27:40He will always be Dad.
27:42Took me 20 years to work that out.
27:44I can't believe I almost forgot it for a second.
27:46And if you want me, I will be at home with Kyle watching Crocodile Dundee.
27:57Well, it looks like I blew it, eh?
27:59You so did.
28:01All I have left, it seems, is me work.
28:05Thank goodness I still have me conkers.
28:16Negotiate more of The Right Way at 10.35 next Tuesday.
28:22Next, tonight on BBC One, our film, the legendary story of playboy Howard Hughes,
28:28Leonardo DiCaprio and Cate Blanchett star in The Aviator.
28:31The Right Way at 10.35 next Tuesday.