Preston's New Character

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Listen, boy, The Advisor has good information from a man who's made mistakes,

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00:00okay here's another character for you the advisor the advisor yes oh man so I saw an article and

00:11I'm almost a little hesitant to pass this long this is gonna sound a little preachy but I think

00:17there's some good stuff you didn't write it no I didn't so you're just you're the conduit don't

00:21kill the messenger it was no I think you're gonna like this though it was from reddit and

00:24the the headline is adults are sharing things that teenagers today should avoid and it's actually

00:30helpful so this is there's some good advice there's a great line uh from the Billy Joel song

00:36tell her about it and he goes listen boy it's good information from a man who's made mistakes right

00:42and then it goes on to say just uh some some from her to you is a different that difference that it

00:47makes but anyhow the piano man the bottom line is is you know somebody who has learned from their

00:52mistakes is sharing information to you that might be worth listening to were you apt to I'm sorry

00:58Kathy um were you apt to listen to someone yes hell no no no that's what I was gonna say that's the

01:05problem you can offer this information but they will never listen to you because they know better

01:10some might some might I did take honestly I did take some advice I took some wow I broke my chair

01:17oh no you're so mad oh my god god damn it I want listen to me from a man who's made mistakes

01:24I broke my chair tell her about it it's fixed now sorry all right tell her everything you feel

01:31sorry give her any reason to accept that you're for real god damn it god damn you chairs are falling

01:41apart our pants heads are falling off oh my god anyway what were we talking about

01:47nick was about the captain jack will get you high tonight I think uh I think it was about listening

01:51I want to hear it I want to hear this advice uh it's some of them are are pretty standard okay uh

01:59but there are other ones that you're like stand in an open flame just something like that well

02:03that one of these says it says drugs don't explore things that you could get addicted to for the rest of

02:09your life like never smoke your first cigarette and then you won't have to worry about smoking your

02:13last that would be me so and and again in this case I can speak on that side of it you know people

02:20talk about I've never had a hangover I've never had right so there are other things that I've not

02:23experienced as well but on when you lay things out in the in the broad tally yeah I'm fine with where

02:30I am yeah so like sex and drugs for you know me I definitely want to talk to my children about it but

02:35the the big question is when okay when is the right time so that it will sink in Christmas dinner

02:41and and also how how can I talk about this so that it's more of a conversation and less of a lecture

02:48you come in you say hey can I rap with you yeah hey right off man uh but uh so so those are the big

02:56things and like you know I ended up I had to um I had actually had to have an early conversation with

03:03my children about drugs because and I you know my wife asked me not to talk about this but this is

03:09years and years ago um my son found on the street and picked up literally a bundle of heroin yeah I

03:18remember you telling me about that oh yeah and yeah you know I mean and you want to talk about how

03:21innocent these children are uh I think my youngest asked about jugs why why did Seamus pick up jugs and

03:29we were like no he did not pick up jugs it was drugs and it was like it's a really really

03:34I know like drugs would be all right um but that's just how innocent kids are they don't understand but

03:38like even at that time it was like oh man these guys have to understand right how serious this was

03:43all right there's a couple other things I mean I think drugs is okay that's a big one right yeah

03:47by the way that bundle of heroin was on the street it was not my house

03:49it was randomly that's why your wife didn't want you to talk about it because you wouldn't

03:57thoroughly explain that he didn't come across it in your living room here's one that's a little bit

04:02more uh a little bit more risque uh it says I think every male knows what I'm talking about here

04:08this is according to a person who's offering this advice avoid avoid using soap for lubricant

04:13listen no we've talked about this you know Preston shower sex horrible yeah it's it's overrated it

04:24looks good in movies yeah but in real life I know personally wait does this soap burn is that the

04:30reason it does yeah it's it's corrosive to I even tried your skin so I wasn't sure if you were talking

04:36about um singular maybe maybe solo use I think as well yes but also for you know togetherness

04:43togetherness do you know what but a man and a woman okay very much togetherness you're not actually

04:50talking to kids right now kids gather up by the radio we're going to talk about lubricants

04:55I I would say I'd say this Preston um though you found out that there's issues with it

05:01one of my first forays into exploring myself yeah uh talcum powder oh I've never tried that

05:09I can't it was recommended to me by my father no no okay I can bring myself to try that if you're a

05:13loose gripper then uh talking about what else is on the list yeah

05:16that's good Kathy Kathy's moving us along chicken delight all right how about the chicken delight oh yeah

05:24yeah you know what I got the NT uh no I guess probably the um uh the alfredo yeah it would

05:32be it's creamy yeah right yeah that might work no definitely you want to avoid no no no no no no

05:38no you don't want the friday allo no ragu introduces chicken tonight simmer sauces and suddenly everybody's

05:45saying I i didn't know oh yeah yeah you're gonna be my oh yeah oh yeah you're gonna be my oh yeah

06:04oh it was delightful

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