Keenan's 2018 - Gum All Over Bill’s Face- - video Dailymotion

Beasley Digital

Five contestants have to pass chewed bubblegum using only their mouths and then put the gum all over Bill's face.

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00:00All right, so we're going to do our next contest, ladies and gentlemen.

00:04Let's get our first group up here, Marissa, and we're going to explain what exactly we are going to do in this particular contest.

00:12So we've decided we wanted to include our boss, Bill Weston, in this contest.

00:18He's not here this time. He usually stops by, but he couldn't make it today, right, Preston?

00:22That's exactly. So he will be here in effigy, actually.

00:25Yes.

00:25We have a game, and we like to have fun with Bill.

00:27So can I get the giant Bill head, please, if you wouldn't mind? Thank you very much.

00:32This is our boss, Bill Weston, and we've made like a three-foot-tall cutout of his head.

00:40And so who's going to hold Bill's head? Are you going to do that?

00:42All right, step over here.

00:45We have intern Christy. He was going to hold up Bill.

00:47Marissa has buckets of gum right here. We have these gumballs.

00:51And what we're going to do is we're going to do a contest, and we figured we'd do a little play on words,

00:56and a little play on Bill, we're going to gum all over Bill's face.

01:00That's exactly what we're going to do.

01:01It's going to be gum all over Bill's face.

01:04That's a semen reference, in case you didn't know it.

01:07All right, what we're going to do is we have five people here.

01:09We have Eric starting off, and they're in a line here.

01:11We have Eric, Peggy, Jackie, Brooke, and Dan is at the end.

01:17We're going to give Eric a piece of gum.

01:19He's going to chew it up, and then have you guys ever seen the game where you take an orange

01:22and you put it between your chin and your chest, and you hand it to the person next to you?

01:27Well, we're going to do that, but with gum.

01:28So you've got to chew the gum up, pass it into Peggy's mouth.

01:32Peggy has to chew it up, pass it into Jackie's mouth.

01:35Jackie has to chew it up, pass it into Brooke's mouth, and then on to Dan,

01:38and then Dan's got to stick it on Bill's face.

01:40The crowd approves, Preston.

01:42And we're going to give you guys 90 seconds to do this,

01:46and then we're going to have the second group go,

01:49and then you guys are going to do, by crowd applause,

01:51you're going to determine who did a better job of gumming on Bill's face.

01:54Let's get ready to go.

01:55Case, you got a timer?

01:56I do.

01:5790 seconds on the clock, and on your mark, get set, and begin.

02:01Here we go.

02:01Eric is chewing up the piece of gum.

02:03Peggy looks disgusted.

02:05Go ahead.

02:05They can chew more.

02:06Yeah, they can chew it more.

02:07You don't have to chew it totally up.

02:08Peggy, open your mouth.

02:09He just wants to have time.

02:10Go.

02:11Oh, but it tastes so good.

02:13Oh, she didn't even chew.

02:14You need to chew it up a little bit.

02:16You need to chew it.

02:16It needs to be.

02:17All right, let's see.

02:18It may not stick if it's not.

02:19No, it's stuck.

02:20He gummed on Bill's face.

02:22He just gamed on.

02:24He gummed on it hard.

02:26We have two pieces of gum on Bill's face.

02:29Oh, no hands.

02:31One minute.

02:32We'll allow it.

02:32One minute already?

02:34One minute left.

02:36One minute left.

02:36Oh, no.

02:37The gum is falling.

02:38Chew it up.

02:38This guy has never gummed on a guy's face.

02:40Casey, we're going to get to go.

02:41We're going to go two minutes.

02:42All right.

02:43It's moving too slowly.

02:44We don't field test these things, folks.

02:47No, no, no.

02:47We can't.

02:48All right.

02:48Eric is chewing up another piece of gum.

02:50Brooke is getting her gum passed on to her from Jackie.

02:53It's a whole girl-on-girl action, Preston.

02:55There you go.

02:56Oh, my God.

02:56It fell on Jackie's arm.

02:57Brooke is eating it.

02:59And now it's on to Dan.

02:59Dan, make sure you use a little saliva when you gum on Bill's face.

03:02All right.

03:03Very good.

03:04Use plenty of saliva when you gum on Bill's face.

03:07There's three pieces of gum on Bill's face so far.

03:10He's practically put them on his eyes.

03:12Casey, how are we doing on time?

03:13All right.

03:14We've got like 45 seconds left.

03:15All right.

03:16Come on, guys.

03:16Keep chewing.

03:17Keep chewing.

03:17Keep it moving.

03:18Chew it.

03:18Dan, chew it.

03:19Covered with gum.

03:20Saliva.

03:21Yeah, get gum all over his face.

03:23And in his hair.

03:24Yes.

03:25Get gum in his hair.

03:26If you get gum in Bill's hair, that would be awesome.

03:29All right.

03:29They're moving along.

03:30Brooke passing to Dan.

03:31Dan.

03:32Yeah, he's getting gum in the hair.

03:33All right.

03:3330 seconds.

03:3430 seconds remaining.

03:37They're chewing like bastards.

03:38By the way, unfortunately, they're dropping a lot of gum.

03:41You know what?

03:41Eric has the toughest part, Preston.

03:43He's the first chewer.

03:44Wait a minute.

03:46Jackie, is your lip bleeding?

03:48Oh, my God.

03:48Did she bite you?

03:50Oh, my God.

03:52You got 10 seconds.

03:5310 seconds.

03:55Come on.

03:56Come on.

03:56Just let it go.

03:57Pass it through.

03:57Five.

03:59Four.

04:00Three.

04:01Two.

04:02One.

04:03Time.

04:04All right.

04:05Hold it.

04:06That was very impressive.

04:10Hold on.

04:10Eric, what'd you say?

04:11My jaw muscles are tired.

04:14It's got to be difficult.

04:15But wait a minute.

04:16Oh, but this is a story to tell here, Preston.

04:18A purple heart for Jackie.

04:20She's got a bloody lip.

04:22What happened?

04:23My friend took a chunk out of my lip.

04:25Preston.

04:26I love her to death, but I didn't love her that much.

04:28My God.

04:28You poor thing.

04:29I've seen some violent lesbian porn, but that was amazing.

04:34Hang on.

04:34What was that, Jackie?

04:35She has to buy me a beer now.

04:37Yes.

04:38Yes.

04:38Clearly.

04:39A beer.

04:39Wow.

04:40Yeah, exactly.

04:41That is...

04:41Go like this.

04:42Go.

04:42Let me see it.

04:43Stick it.

04:44Wow.

04:44That's a nasty cut there.

04:46All right.

04:46Well, listen.

04:47All in the name of entertainment and having a good time.

04:50And gumming on Bill's face.

04:52You took the words out of my mouth, Steve.

04:53All right.

04:54So, that's team one.

04:56Take a look at that.

04:56Look at all the gum on Bill's face.

04:59I thought that was impressive.

05:01By the way, last man in the chain, very critical.

05:04So, kudos to you.

05:05All right.

05:06We have our next five contestants stepping up to gum all over Bill's face.

05:12But, Carlos, you're the anchorman, okay?

05:15You're here at the end.

05:16So, I recommend you get a lot of saliva built up when you're going to shove that gum on Bill's face.

05:21I'm going to spit that s*** all over.

05:22Okay.

05:22Well, you can't say s, but I got you.

05:257.35, our first cursive.

05:27It's okay.

05:28That's why we have four jump butts back at the stage.

05:30All right.

05:30You ready to go, guys?

05:31Tim, Mary, Ryan, Tori, Carlos are saying no.

05:34They're not ready to go.

05:35So, let's begin.

05:36On your mark, get set, and go.

05:39Tim takes the first piece of gum.

05:40He's chewing.

05:41Ready to pass it into Mary's mouth.

05:43She looks horrified.

05:44Mary's got it.

05:45Dropped a little bit.

05:46That's all right.

05:46Now, on to Ryan, who's wearing a Delco t-shirt, by the way.

05:49A Delco trash truck.

05:51Tori.

05:53Oh.

05:53Oh, she was going for a kiss.

05:55She enjoyed that.

05:56Nice.

05:57All right.

05:57Carpetage just advances.

05:58And Carlos is gumming on Bill's face.

06:01So, what do we think?

06:01This is a slower, less aggressive approach.

06:04But.

06:04This yield better results.

06:06They look more methodical.

06:07They do look more methodical.

06:09They're using, again, Preston.

06:10Oh, hold on.

06:10Carlos is gumming on Bill's face.

06:12Five mouths is one.

06:14That's right.

06:14Tim is using a little bit of water to get started.

06:17Mary.

06:17That's it.

06:17I can't see Preston.

06:18How much gum is on Bill's face?

06:20There are three.

06:21He has gum on Bill's face three times.

06:24And Carlos is saying, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

06:26Carlos can actually do most of the chewing as he waits for the gum to come down the line.

06:31Carlos does this thing where he kind of moves his head like this right before he goes into Bill.

06:34He kind of moves it in a very seductive manner.

06:37And now he's gumming on Bill's face.

06:38All right.

06:38We've got one minute left on the clock.

06:40One minute remaining.

06:41And Steve, they look like they are slow and steady and methodically moving forward.

06:46This dude knows how to gum on a guy's face.

06:48Yes, he does.

06:49Keep chewing it up, girl.

06:50As you're waiting for Carlos, I would chew it.

06:52Yep.

06:52That's right.

06:52At any moment, you get to chew.

06:54Mary's chewing.

06:55Carlos is gumming.

06:57And Ryan is receiving it from Mary.

06:59Mary and Carlos is encouraging the crew to speed it up a little bit.

07:02Come on.

07:03I want to gum on this guy's face.

07:04How much time left, Case?

07:05All right.

07:06We have got right now 30 seconds.

07:0830 seconds remaining.

07:09We're on the home stretch.

07:11Carlos using a little bit of tongue to gum on Bill's face.

07:13Look at that.

07:14That technique is good from Carlos.

07:16That's a lot of gum.

07:17Yeah.

07:17And there's another shot on Bill's face.

07:19Dude, you've been saving up.

07:21Look.

07:21He gummed in Bill's eye.

07:23Oh, that gum shot right in his eye.

07:25All right, Case.

07:26How much time?

07:26All right.

07:27We have 10 seconds.

07:28At the 5, we'll do the countdown.

07:31Here we go.

07:32About to gum on Bill's face.

07:33And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

07:38And time right there.

07:40Carlos had a chance to gum on Bill's face one more time.

07:43Wow.

07:44All right.

07:44That is team number 2.

07:46We're going to have you guys step aside.

07:48Move down a little bit if you would.

07:49We're going to need a little bit of room.

07:50All right.

07:51What do you guys think of team number 1's gum on Bill's face?

07:54Strong.

07:57What do you guys think about team number 2's gum on Bill's face?

08:01Yeah.

08:02There you go.

08:02There's no arguing.

08:03There was a lot of hard gumming that went on there.

08:05Honestly.

08:06When it comes to gumming, slow and steady.

08:09Nice job, guys.

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Keenan's 2018 - Gum All Over Bill’s Face-

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