Peep Show: Ride the Gravy Coaster

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a theme park in Indiana that is going to introduce a gravy-themed rollercoaster next year and watch the hype video the park has produced.

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00:00how big are we as a country uh as big as it gets and getting bigger talk about the fact that

00:11america is one of the largest countries in the world when it comes to body size yeah and this

00:20highlights our love of fattening things a theme park in indiana is developing

00:28a gravy themed roller coaster you gotta call it the gravy train right they don't they call it

00:35miss good gravy well good gravy would be my second one um you race on this roller coaster in a giant

00:45gravy boat it has to be one person per car though right i think it sits two oh see it shouldn't it

00:52shouldn't they made a like hype video i love it for this this is the theme park in santa claus indiana

01:00the uh i guess whole idea is you got to race against time to help grandma make her famous

01:06gravy and save thanksgiving dinner in your roller coaster train shaped like a gravy boat wow

01:12it's like a fever dream of a fat person yeah

01:14what's happening are you okay i woke up in a cold sweat and i had it like basically like a

01:21download experience what was going on i was in a gravy roller coaster

01:26grandma didn't have gravy for a christmas dinner and i was feverishly racing another coaster to try

01:36help my god i'm writing it down right now did you make it it means something it means something

01:42uh if you didn't know the town of santa claus is home to a theme park called holiday world and

01:47splash and safari it opened in the 40s wow it actually has areas of the park that celebrate christmas

01:54halloween thanksgiving and the fourth of july just like all the time so in the thanksgiving section

02:01yeah all year long they celebrate these four holidays in the thanksgiving section next year

02:05they're adding the good gravy thrill ride it's in a corner of the park they call stuffing springs

02:12which i need to visit i was gonna say i mean i know that this is place is probably terrible but if

02:18you stumbled upon um if they don't have oh well i mean you a kiosk selling stuffing yeah you're gonna

02:26you're gonna say i'm gonna blow this place up i will blow it up yeah yeah no i don't i don't

02:32i don't want to be bad i don't blow it yeah i will not blow it up um here's their hype video

02:37for this new gravy themed roller coaster coming to this theme park

02:43something savory is coming the silver has been polished the green beans have been casserole

02:53the turkey has been stuffed the cranberry jelly is out of the can the family is all here the table

03:01is set and the gravy is gone already what where's the gravy where's the gravy good gravy how'd we run out

03:14oh my it's time to go over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go with good

03:26gravy america's graviest coaster oh my god what the hell what a production for a gravy ride thanksgiving

03:36dinner has flown by but never quite like this your journey is more 1500 feet long you'll soar over 70

03:45feet high forwards and backwards on good gravy travel at speeds up to 37 miles per hour all in the world's

03:54largest gravy boat slow down gee willikers that's some good gravy oh my god coming may 2024 to a

04:08thanksgiving theme section of a theme park possibly near you that is rough that is one of the fattest

04:15things we could ever do picture this picture this it's a gravy theme right you're in a gravy boat okay

04:28we don't want to go too fast about 37 miles an hour 37 about where i max out yeah that's it you don't

04:34want to get sick because i'm assuming you just ate a bunch of turkey exactly a bunch of turkey legs

04:38throw up on the ride yeah exactly 37 miles an hour we'll send you up and then we'll just

04:44it's kind of like the lazy we'll just let it go all the way back i like the idea of it

04:48it's all spawned from a dream you had yeah yeah fever dream i had a fever dream where i was kind

04:55of like lucidly in control wow this theme park has a halloween land yeah they have halloween

05:00they have it all christmas fourth of july and thanksgiving yep why aren't we going i know we should go

05:06james let's go where is this again let's see what's in the um stuffing springs because i want

05:11to see if they do have unfortunately you need to buy these according to it by the real name do you

05:18can get stuffing anytime you want i know but if i can get a stuffing cup i gotta go to indiana or

05:23wherever this is in order to get some stuffing come on i gotta go to christmas indiana

05:29santa claus indiana is that where it is yeah yeah yep rides and slides shows and events but

05:37where's the food section you they don't want to show you food and snacks there we go there better

05:42be like a stuffing cart there's no stuffing cart i guarantee it thanksgiving meals yeah there you go

05:49oh i don't know oh oh i'm sure they got stuffing chuck uh-uh roasted turkey there it is there we go

06:01stuffing has chicken chicken stuffing contains chicken yeah well at least they're not going to be blown up

06:09by dave that was such a far way to go and to go through for stuffing i know you need to relax

06:16davis fever session where is it oh they got pecan pie yeah they got everything i'm going

06:23get all that here too yeah legit like right around the corner i've never been i gotta go to stuffing

06:28springs links why no i mean i can't even imagine what it's like there um but go and let us know

06:36yeah please there's a blog you should check their blog out it's a magical land maybe when they open

06:42up this good gravy coaster i'll go with you go and broadcast live you and james okay guys go

06:48let us know how it is i've been to indiana a couple times those folks in indiana i'm sure have been to

06:53this park and know that i should go to stuffing land but a gravy boat is a good ride because it can

06:59fit the gravy lovers exactly that's what i'm saying now i thought it looks big yeah it was it was

07:05yeah if they step it up a little more i'll go if they have a lazy gravy river or a gravy water slide

07:12they can't no they can't do that because brown americans would just drink it up what about a

07:16cornbread bounce house jason oh my god they do have cornbread he almost passed out

07:21oh man cornbread bounce house yeah we should just build our own big people theme park yeah like a

07:30cornbread escape room you got to eat your way out of it and we're out i got us out no time flat

07:36gonna ride making bacon let's go god a cornbread bounce house now he's gonna dream about that bounce

07:42around your brain for a little bit yeah i'm hard as a rock jesus on earth but yeah so there's a park

07:48you didn't know existed but they're adding the world's first ever gravy themed roller coaster

07:52whereas i would have had like a fever dream about like a gravy roller coaster this is like

07:57a night terror for lisa oh my god lisa would wake up yeah oh my god yeah no i dreamt there was a

08:04stuffing towel he's trying to get out and a gravy coaster yeah i dreamt of a tomb fourth of july land

08:09i dreamt of the most terrible place on earth when they celebrate during seasons all year long

08:15everyone was in tank tops oh my god it was the summertime the place was called santa claus indiana

08:21they had a splash park it was a gravy splash park the water was brown

08:29yeah not for me it's not for everybody you know it's not for everybody you're absolutely right

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