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Josiah Siska- 3 Tequila Floor
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
Josiah Siska- 3 Tequila Floor
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00:00
In the little canteen I had my cock-a-wobble
00:10
I poured a shot of Miss Cal in a glass
00:13
I started talking to the worm at the bottom of the bottom
00:16
We cried and we laughed
00:19
About then I started losing all feeling
00:22
For every shot I had I must have had one more
00:25
Next thing I knew I was staring at the ceiling
00:28
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
00:31
Well it got a little while at the bachelorette party
00:40
Little Katie Shepard weighed a buck over five
00:43
She went for quiet and shine
00:45
I want to fight everybody
00:47
White dress and a black eye
00:50
Teardrops falling, makeup running
00:53
My Tammy Faye bake a cream to the Lord
00:56
Started out fun but now she's done
00:59
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
01:02
For a good time, oh
01:05
Add some salt and lime, oh
01:08
Makes you feel so fine, oh
01:11
You keep one more
01:14
A few shots of agave
01:17
Makes your knees get wobbly
01:20
And it wrecks your body
01:23
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
01:26
Tommy turned twenty-one like a rockstar bike
01:31
Tommy turned twenty-one like a rockstar bike
01:35
Quero gold round after round
01:38
Thought he was bully-proof till the shots start flyin'
01:41
Thought he was bully-proof till the shots start flyin'
01:42
Bottoms up and a man down
01:44
Flyin' on the barroom floor head spinnin'
01:47
Down for the count lookin' for the door
01:50
The last thing he said all blurry-eyed grinnin'
01:54
Was one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
01:57
For a good time, oh
02:00
Add some salt and lime, oh
02:03
Makes you feel so fine, oh
02:06
You keep one more
02:09
A few shots of agave
02:12
Makes your knees get wobbly
02:15
And it wrecks your body
02:18
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
02:21
Mouth horn
02:33
Well, the spaceship crashed in the Roswell desert
02:36
A little green man stumbled into a bar
02:39
Tried to blend in with all the other fellers
02:42
So good, so far
02:45
A few drinks and he was havin' fun
02:48
Until some military men walked through the door
02:51
And they traveled off to Area 51
02:54
Singin' one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
02:57
For a good time, oh
03:00
Add some salt and lime, oh
03:03
Makes you feel so fine, oh
03:06
You keep one more
03:09
A few shots of agave
03:12
Makes your knees get wobbly
03:15
And it wrecks your body
03:18
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
03:22
Oh, thank y'all, thank y'all, thank y'all
03:29
Thank you
03:32
Thank you
03:34
Thank you
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