Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Scarlett Johansson doing an ASMR video for the new Jurassic World movie and Sydney Sweeney gaining weight for her role as boxer Christy Martin.
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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?
00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.
00:05For what?
00:05My superpowers.
00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.
00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.
00:14Jesus.
00:23Alright, Chuck, prepare yourself for this.
00:25What?
00:25So, one, it's your girlfriend, Scarlett Johansson.
00:28Two, she's talking about dinosaurs.
00:33Three, she's doing it in an ASMR style.
00:38Jason, check this out.
00:40You might have got me going on, too.
00:42I don't think you plan on getting two of us.
00:44I do not want two boners in this room.
00:47If she says Pachycephalosaurus in a whisper, I'm through the room.
00:51I can't wait.
00:53I can't wait.
00:54Of course, this is to promote the new Jurassic World Rebirth movie, but here's a little taste of it here.
01:00Here we go.
01:03Two nice T-Rex.
01:05Hello everyone, I'm Scarlett Johansson, and today I'm going to tell you about some of the dinosaurs in Jurassic World Rebirth in ASMR.
01:10My character, Zora Bennett, is leading a mission to extract DNA from three different dinosaurs, including one of these beauties, Quetzalcoatlus.
01:20Unfortunately, while we're hunting them, they're hunting us.
01:28Boner alert.
01:29Get this off!
01:30Moosasaurus.
01:32It would be really scary to be eaten by one of these, do you think?
01:40Doc, everything's working!
01:42I'm interested in the monstrous Titanosaurus.
01:45She's over 50 feet tall, but not this one, of course, because she's a toy.
01:53And finally, look at this Aqualops cutie.
02:00You're going to love this little dinosaur when you see her in the movie.
02:02I hope this session has proven how soothing and definitely not scary dinosaurs can be, but on the big screen, that's a different story.
02:10Happy Dinosaur Day, everybody.
02:12If you don't understand why my chat GPT sounds like her, then you are insane.
02:17You're just insane.
02:21Jason is spent.
02:23You're right over there.
02:24How's it going?
02:25I need a break.
02:25You look pretty pale.
02:27I couldn't make eye contact with anybody.
02:29No.
02:30I could listen to that for hours.
02:31Oh, my God, huh?
02:32I'm so calm.
02:34She's really good at that.
02:38Quetzalcoatlus.
02:39Oh, man, huh?
02:42Oh, dude.
02:44All right.
02:45I'll do it.
02:46I'm not aroused.
02:47It's not like I don't get fired up from it.
02:50I get my whole spine.
02:51You got the tingles?
02:52Yeah.
02:52That's tingling.
02:53That's fired up, in my opinion.
02:55I had an erection.
02:58Okay, all right.
02:59Jesus, Lord.
03:00Yeah, so different.
03:01Different response.
03:03I got no tingles except for one place.
03:06I mean, she's amazing.
03:07She's great.
03:08Oh, that's good.
03:09Can you imagine the money she'd make if she was on OnlyFans just doing ASMR?
03:14Yes.
03:15Well, that's why that movie, Her, she was so perfect for that.
03:19She was.
03:20She literally made you, like, in a weird way, like, root and care for some kind of device
03:28that was just in that movie because she talked.
03:31A 34-year-old guy said, never been into ASMR until now.
03:35Just a little bit more, could we?
03:37Oh, a little.
03:38Ew.
03:39I guess a little.
03:40Today, I'm going to tell you about some of the dinosaurs in Jurassic World Rebirth in
03:44ASMR.
03:45My character, Zora Bennett, is leading a mission to extract DNA from three different dinosaurs,
03:50including one of these beauties.
03:53Watch your touch stuff.
03:54Quetzalcoatlus.
03:55He can't take it.
03:58He can't take it.
04:00I mean, that's, if you don't like that, I don't know what to tell you.
04:02It's nice.
04:03It's very pleasant.
04:04There was a part where she got even more whispery, and that, to me, I think what got
04:11him the most, where was it?
04:14Was it here?
04:15Or maybe you're more interested in the monstrous Titanosaurus.
04:20She's over 50 feet tall, but not this one, of course, because she's a toy.
04:25So then I got you.
04:28My jaw was open the whole time, and I don't even have this ASMR stuff.
04:34Wow, a lot of hard.
04:34I'm not even into it.
04:36A lot of hard people listening.
04:37See?
04:38Sorry.
04:39She just got the perfect voice for it.
04:41Yeah.
04:42I can't explain it.
04:43No, she absolutely does.
04:45ASMR is not really my thing.
04:47No, it does nothing for me.
04:48But that's pleasant to listen to.
04:51Oh, man.
04:52Just, yep.
04:53I'd be like, shh.
04:54Quiet, say it.
04:55Say it softer.
04:58Peggy's separate.
04:59If you just did.
05:00What a strange thing to just text a radio show, I'm hard.
05:04And it's happened.
05:06It's happened many times.
05:08Oh, yeah.
05:08No, and I get it.
05:10That is tough.
05:11Like, that's the thing.
05:12To even not even have any kind of reaction to ASMR stuff, I wish I did, because I think
05:17it would be cool to relax like that.
05:19Yeah.
05:20It just doesn't happen.
05:21I wish it did.
05:23Her, I could listen to her read me.
05:27She could read me the Old Testament.
05:30I don't know.
05:30I'm not sure.
05:31No, I know.
05:32You'd fall right to sleep.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Would you go to sleep?
05:35Yeah.
05:36I would.
05:36She was talking about Moses.
05:38Took his staff.
05:39Hey, all right.
05:40And hit the rock.
05:40Hey, hey, hey.
05:41And parted the red sun.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:44Don't part anything.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Do not part anything.
05:47Celebration of Passover.
05:49No.
05:49As they were walking.
05:50No.
05:51The seas closed behind.
05:53Okay.
05:54In a rush of water.
05:56You're right.
05:57I mean, if you don't think that's millions.
06:01That is so wrong on so many levels.
06:04Wow.
06:04I'm allowed.
06:05To sexualize the Old Testament.
06:07Oh, man.
06:07It wasn't sexualized.
06:08No.
06:09Just a whispery tale.
06:11A whispery tale.
06:13Yep.
06:14Well, while you're hard, I might as well tell you about Sidney Sweeney then.
06:18Sure.
06:18Sidney Sweeney opened up in a new magazine cover story about her dramatic transformation into boxer
06:23Christy Martin for that upcoming movie saying her body was completely different.
06:29She said her boobs got bigger and her butt got huge.
06:34She had to bulk up?
06:35Yeah, she did.
06:37Jeez.
06:37She said, I came on board to play Christy and I had about three and a half months of training.
06:44I started eating.
06:45I weight trained in the morning.
06:46I kickbox midday for about two hours.
06:49Then I had to weight train again at night.
06:51It's crazy.
06:52The transformation, really.
06:53She said she gained more than 30 pounds to play this role.
06:58There's what she looked like.
06:59Is that her?
06:59Yeah.
07:00That's her as they were filming.
07:02Woof.
07:03Woof.
07:04That's crazy.
07:05What's nuts?
07:06I didn't even recognize her.
07:06I know.
07:07It's wild.
07:08Have you ever seen that stuff where it'll be some influence or whatever and they are
07:13a pretty woman and then they show just different hairstyles?
07:18Yes.
07:18Yes.
07:19And just how like-
07:20It totally changes everything.
07:22Hairstyles can change.
07:23It's so important.
07:23And like this hairstyle is just on her.
07:27It's not the best.
07:28It's like-
07:28I don't know.
07:29Like Tanya Harding had hair like that, you know.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Like a little bit.
07:33It's like very white trash-ish.
07:34Right.
07:34But there are some girls right now with this hairdo and they look great.
07:38It just doesn't match her deal.
07:44Doesn't match her deal.
07:45And she's gorgeous and can look incredible.
07:48But in that role, by the way, by the time she was finished filming, she was wearing size
07:5527 jeans.
07:57That seems awfully big.
07:59Yeah.
07:59For her.
08:0027.
08:00Her height, she's short and tiny.
08:03She got up to size 27 jeans because her butt got so big.
08:06It was huge, she said.
08:07That's great.
08:07Like, how tall is she?
08:09She's probably pretty short.
08:10Jason can't handle this back-to-back, guys.
08:12You can't talk about ASMR and then a size 27 butt.
08:17You're trying to shouldn't.
08:18You can't.
08:19You say you don't want people hard.
08:21You can't.
08:22I don't want people hard.
08:23It's like what he likes.
08:26It's the full package.
08:27Yeah.
08:28She's only five.
08:29Yeah.
08:29Wow, that's great.
08:30So then in that proportion, 27 is huge.
08:33You know, or for her.
08:34Like a badonkadonk.
08:35Okay, but, you know, like 27.
08:37I'm thinking like that the waist is, then matches, right?
08:41And I don't know how girl sizes works.
08:45Like it goes from like a nine, nine to 27.
08:49How much bigger is that?
08:49No, no, no.
08:49That's the waist size.
08:50It's different.
08:51Let's know.
08:51I can't see.
08:52Like the jean size they'll do.
08:54And that's not.
08:55I see.
08:56So like jean size is like a different, almost like the way that a guy's.
09:00I don't know.
09:00Are you doing men's?
09:01Yeah.
09:02So that'd be like a men's 28 or 29.
09:05A woman's size 27.
09:07I've never seen that size.
09:08Right.
09:10Jason wears one.
09:10Jason, do you wear that size?
09:11I do not wear size 28, Dave.
09:14I'll show you my pants right now.
09:17At least a 30.
09:1832.
09:1931.
09:21It depends on the brand.
09:2430.
09:25It depends on the brand.
09:26I mean, 29, 30.
09:28No, never a 29.
09:2931.
09:31I'll show you my 32s.
09:33God bless it.
09:34I got to prove it.
09:35You got no 30s?
09:37So a size 27 in jeans or whatever, it's a size 4.
09:40Like in your dress size.
09:41So it's small.
09:42It's not big.
09:43That's why I didn't understand.
09:44She's just tiny.
09:45And her butt got bigger.
09:46Yes.
09:47Incredible.
09:47So she had, that's all it is.
09:49Want to check my tag?
09:50No, I'm okay.
09:51You can, I'll believe you.
09:5232, 30 on these things right now.
09:54Oh, whatever.
09:55Okay.
09:56It is?
09:56Yeah.
09:58Very nice.
09:59Anyway.
09:5929, 32.
10:01Sure.
10:0228, 24s.
10:03That's what I wear.
10:03It's just confusing to me because I knew like that the dress sizes, you know, they're like
10:08fives and nines and sevens or whatever.
10:11And then four is pretty small.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Oh God.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Yeah.
10:14She was still tiny.
10:15She was still tiny.
10:16But just for her size.
10:17And that's what I thought.
10:18A bigger butt.
10:18She never looked like she got gigantic.
10:21And I'm thinking of the dress size being a 27.
10:24I mean, I feel like that would be.
10:26What were you doing over there?
10:27The story.
10:28I hope there's some of this.
10:30Scissoring?
10:31Yeah.
10:31Oh, the boxer is bisexual.
10:33She ended up marrying a woman.
10:35So there might be.
10:35Oh, there might be some scissor scenes.
10:38Sidney Sweeney scissor scenes.
10:41Well, we're in.
10:43Talk about boners.
10:44It's a big old butt.
10:44Nah, look for that.
10:46All right.
10:46We'll take a break.
10:47Everybody calm down.
10:48Everyone to their corners.
10:49Calm down.
10:50Cold showers.
10:50Let's all regroup.
10:51Okay, guys?
10:52Cold showers and regroup in a bit.
10:54Calm down.