Peep Show: Kinky Mistakes

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their kinky mistakes. Stories include a clone-a-willy mishap, a smothering gone wrong and surprise butt-crack toilet paper.

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00:00all right here's a question for you on dave and chuck the freak how did your kink backfire

00:13what was your kinky mistake if you can share something with us uh feel free to reach out

00:19on the dave and chuck lines 1-855-954-6969 1-855-954-6969 you can text us at 4-69-69

00:29what was your kinky mistake rachel's with us next hi rachel how are you i'm good how are you doing

00:36okay thanks what was your kinky mistake oh it was actually just last night um i got one of those

00:43like do-it-yourself kits off amazon to clone my husband's oh um wiener wiener yeah and i just

00:50like shoved it on his hard penis yeah and it just started like oozing down his leg and i shoved it

00:58too hard so it like hit the top and so now um yeah now he's got silicone all down his leg silicone

01:04all on the floor but i won't know how it turns out until tonight at like 11 30 because it has to sit

01:11for 24 hours okay rachel i have an idea but what's the main purpose behind the clone of willy does he

01:19travel a lot no my husband works at um the plant the ford plant and she works by 90 hours a week

01:27midnight and so i never get to sleep with him i barely ever get to see him and so i miss him

01:32yeah so you want a little you want him in you when he's not there yes yes yes yes yeah is he gonna

01:39be perfect penis let it be recorded okay this is a great call he's like he's like listen uh tell

01:48tell them where i work uh tell them about my perfect penis go ahead and go ahead and tell them my name

01:54yeah go ahead you can tell them my name show them whatever you want i don't mind i mean i hit the

02:01end he hit the end silicone yeah we almost didn't have enough of the powder i'm like i should have

02:06ordered more because there wasn't enough right because he's just so big well he hit the end of

02:10the container so should have got a cone of willy xl yeah i'm sure they make those they must not have

02:15kids yet huh no oh my god it's fun cloning willy call it a few years when you have those kids

02:20you think i'm 11 30 with kids i got time to get my willy clone what the hell what do you get the

02:28get the hell out of here with that clone of willy like put on a shelf in the back of the closet

02:32dusty in the attic anyone seen that clone of willy i hate that clone of willy

02:38you mean you don't sleep with it oh god i hate it there was a time it was a shrine what happened to

02:45you what's going on i'm making some broncos we had two kids and it all went to hell you don't

02:53want that in you yeah he still works at four and i thought it'd be better oh that's too bad

02:57life would be better remember when he used to call my willy and sleep with it

03:01i don't like to think about it tonight he's rolling into work with this part of the podcast

03:08blasting as it clocks in oh my god you guys hear this show

03:11yeah i wonder who that was oh the shirt says it's me has a wife named rachel

03:17yeah yeah

03:19got a real big dog yeah anyone know this guy huge perfect penis he's got the shirt that says the

03:25man pointing up to his face and the legend pointing down to his crotch yeah lady can't live without his

03:30penis anyone know that guy best pr he ever could have received right there he got a full two minute

03:38dick commercial on david really did too bad now he's gonna leave her my kinky mistake was having

03:44a rather large girl come over and squash me she laid on me with her boobs in my face that was fine

03:52sure we turned the other way 69 style she was so big i couldn't breathe so he loved it and my arms

04:00were in a position where i couldn't tap on her to tell her to stop i couldn't push her off

04:05i passed right out oh yeah that's how he wants to go apparently she finished me off while i was passed

04:11out jesus when she got up and realized i wasn't moving she immediately called 9-1-1

04:17oh god no i came to with all these people around me naked on a bed and this really heavyset girl

04:24wrapped in a blanket truly my most embarrassing moment my god he was probably gone he's probably

04:31gone like you think death i think he was i think he almost died on the way to the other side

04:37that's the weirdest near-death experience you can have oh watch these things on near-death experiences

04:43usually something's really terrible yeah it's like a fat lady crushed me i saw the light i floated

04:51over top of my body um let's go to t-top who's with us how you doing all right um it's just a little

04:59funny for you okay um i was up doing doggy style with my boyfriend yes and he was back he was cracking

05:07up laughing why and i didn't understand why until he told me i had toilet paper stuck in the crack of

05:14my butt oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god sounds like name should be tp top

05:23that's embarrassing oh man it was all in it was all in fun we were both laughing about it oh yeah

05:33yeah that's just good times you know

05:37it's just good times it's just good times i hear you so you just you kept going that doesn't

05:43stop old t-top right no i figured i'd give you guys a good laugh thank you t-top great thank you so

05:50much here and i listen to you guys 24 hours a day oh thank you so much nice all the best to you

05:57take care see ya bye bye that's crazy he he uh

06:03nothing nothing nothing no he like uh no no i'm saying her boyfriend her boyfriend from too much

06:15back door put her right in the chair t-top t-top yeah i think that's her nickname i know

06:19man uh toilet paper in the butt crack

06:23turn off that's like waving the white flag to me that's like yeah

06:28war is over cleaning has not been done yeah war is over you need more than just tp you know i surrender

06:34as well let's get a good old hose up in there or something i don't know i just

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