Why Is The English Language So Extra

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00yes listen i know that i i get paid to talk right and but i i hate the english language

00:10i really do hate it it is among if not the most difficult language to learn

00:14yeah like i was um after i started thinking about this last night uh because i saw i was

00:21just scrolling through instagram or tiktok or something and i saw the word tsunami i'm like

00:26why does there even have to be a t there there's yes it's asinine although it doesn't make any

00:32sense yeah that comes from a different language though i think tsunami doesn't it what uh maybe

00:35what about what about pneumonia why does there have to be a p there it's just a waste of everybody's

00:41time it is ridiculous yeah yeah but then like okay like restaurant uh wiser you yeah yeah it really

00:48is annoying like i'm sure one of i can't stand spelling restaurant i hate spell it i can't

00:56r-e-s-t-a-u-r-a-n-t hey did i get it right very good yeah i was i was working on getting the

01:02timer up and you just blew right past it that was our spelling bee guys i am on point today

01:06listen the coffee's working so uh then i mean spelling it's it's ridiculous it really is but

01:13then i saw um what about michelle pfeiffer that always bugs me why is there p there there's no

01:19reason give me one f honestly um the letter b a lot of the time is useless when you think about

01:28it like uh bomb call well the first one calm why is there a b at the end comb makes no sense

01:35comb yeah yeah subtle subtle yeah that's another one that's your beat subtle subtle can you imagine

01:42trying to learn this i mean i know we had to but like learning this as your second language has got

01:47to be the biggest pain in the ass learning it as the first language is the biggest pain like

01:51there there and there i know sure like i'm going to make fun of you on the internet if you get that

01:56right i will always yeah grammar police you that's like one of the things that i and i'm terrible at

02:01grammar but i i catch it you're like there there there yuck yeah i know or i hate people i always

02:09say lose instead of loser right like that's like my thing lose just gotta make it quick yeah but

02:13when people spell loose i hate it so much you loose i'm like i am not loose how dare you oh my god

02:22somebody said why um do english speakers say an hour and a half but not two hours and a half

02:30right it's a good point an hour and a half well how about like five uh five hundred and thirty dollars

02:37it's not like i was told in second grade don't say that's five hundred thirty dollars

02:41the and is like the decimal point so five hundred thirty and fourteen cents yeah so i don't know

02:48how come um people learning the english language why do we say get on a bus but get in a car

02:57it really depends on where you're from like on long island new york when they say that you're

03:04waiting for tickets they say they're online not in line they say they're online but that could be

03:11the internet right yeah but i think they've been saying that since before the internet and i keep

03:14saying it and it's weird yeah it is well i think once we all agreed that online was the internet

03:20they should have stopped but they keep going the little idiosyncrasy how about i before e except after

03:25c right there's a coffee mug i before e unless you leisurely deceive eight overweight heirs to forfeit

03:34their sovereign conceits like i was taught that in school and it's wrong yeah i i i'm not good you

03:43know who teachers are probably in their car right now because um they're getting back to school school

03:48starts um our phone is broken but you're more than welcome to shoot us a text yeah 702-597-1027

03:56help us understand yeah i just don't get it i really it just blows my mind always and like every

04:04once in a while i'll think and it's kind of like one of those you know things they make you go hmm

04:07it's like why things don't make sense to me but that's just how i live my life to be honest you know

04:13when when you first sent it last night you're like pneumonia and i'm like okay that's an interesting

04:17topic uh she does seem a little bit confused but then like now that we talk about it think about

04:22it english stinks i know it does it's the worst somehow like mandarin makes more sense i don't

04:29know how there's a bunch of shapes but like they probably make more sense i'm sure

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