00:00We all got into a little bit of trouble. I feel like everybody got into a little bit of trouble
00:04in middle school, high school. It's harmless fun. No, it's not. Not for teachers. Not for me,
00:11if you're bullying me. I was a wreck in middle school. I wasn't ever, I wasn't bully. I just was
00:16the class clown wholeheartedly. And I loved attention. So I feel bad looking back. I feel
00:24terrible for my teachers. 702-597-1027. Shoot us a text or give us a call. What trouble did you get in
00:32in middle school, high school? Yeah, absolutely. Let's go. Actually, we just got a call from Henry.
00:37Henry, how are you, sir? I'm doing good. Yeah, that's great. I love new friends, by the way.
00:42Haven't heard Henry's voice before. It's great to have you, Henry. Henry, thank you. What trouble
00:46did you get in in school? You got in pretty serious trouble, actually. Yeah, I was expelled
00:53for selling Kool-Aid. Henry, Henry, the businessman, the entrepreneur. What did you mix the Kool-Aid
01:00with? There's vodka? What, do you have some seagulls in there? No, it was, it was powdered sugar
01:05and the powdered Kool-Aid mix in Ziploc bags. But what they claimed was, I was impersonating
01:10paraphernalia. Oh my. Wait a second. So wait a second. Oh yeah, you have us beat, for sure. So they,
01:18they said, hey, you were pretending that's illicit drugs. Right. And it wasn't, but I mean,
01:24they had seven police officers at my locker. Oh my goodness. You're kidding me. Yeah. I mean,
01:30well, they didn't realize it was Kool-Aid, so they actually tasted it. They didn't believe
01:33me at first. Wait, they tasted it? That is. Yeah, they actually had to eat it. Okay, hold on
01:38a second. So let's get this straight. So like, let's say it was drugs, right? Look. They're like,
01:44let me taste it a little bit. What are you, scarfing? Yes, sure. So Henry, what grade were
01:50you in? I was in the sixth grade. So, okay. So then you ended up not getting in trouble,
01:56right? Uh, yeah, it took some time, but I was out of school for about 10 days and then
02:01finally they voted on it and I was able to come back. They should have paid you for time
02:05spent. Honest to you. Yeah, exactly. Absolutely. Or given you all A's for time spent. In the school
02:09clink. Goodness gracious. Henry, thanks so much for the call. We appreciate it. Henry, that was awesome.
02:13Man, I'm sorry about that. That's ridiculous. All right. Thank you. What do you do now? What
02:16do you, what do you, what do you, what are you selling now? Well, now I sell a turkey legs
02:21on a restaurant. There we go. There we go. There it is. I love that. It's very good. We have
02:26another call. We'll put you on hold there and catch you in a second. I mean, we're talking
02:29about the stuff that got us in trouble. There was one teacher that I had, Miss Burrill. She
02:34just had this attitude. I didn't like her at all. We did not click. Uh-huh. What grade? Uh, 10th
02:41grade. Okay. Okay. She would, first of all, she would give you extra credit if you went
02:45to her husband's show because he was in a rock band, which is so dumb. Like, okay, so I
02:49can't go to the show. That means I don't get extra credit. That's not fair. So one day
02:53I had to go to court because I had $500 stolen from me by the subway system in Boston. I left
02:59my wallet. I did. It was an MBTA employee. They gave it back to me. My money wasn't in it.
03:04I was going to buy my Palm Pilot, my sweet 16 money. Oh my God. I was going to save it
03:08a lot of money. Oh yeah. It was a lot. I go to court, but I didn't know I was going back
03:12to school. My dad brought me back. I'm like, I don't have my books. He's like, you'll be
03:14fine. And I said to her, Hey, I just came from court. I just came from court. We were talking
03:20about a book. She said, I couldn't take a book. There was a million of them on the freaking
03:23thing. I couldn't take a book. I had to write down dictionary definitions. Oh my God.
03:28So I took it. So bad. I took a dictionary and I just tossed it on my desk, but it landed
03:32perfectly and it went. Yeah. And she's like, get out. I'm like, certainly will. And I just
03:37walked out. I couldn't stand her. Miss for real. That's so funny. Yeah. I, I got into some
03:44trouble. Uh, I had Mr. Snyder's class and he was government, I believe. And I believe
03:50cause I, I wasn't there very often, but I knew on Fridays was test day. So I would do everything
03:55in my power to get, try to get kicked out of test day so that I could go to the
03:58testing center and have my girlfriend do my test for me. And, uh, one Friday I was
04:04passing a note around and I wrote on the note and I passed it around, right?
04:09Halfway through the class, he grabs the note off the table. He doesn't open the
04:15note. Even doesn't even open it, puts his arms in the air and says, yes, Amy, I have
04:19pit stains. He said, can we continue now?
04:25That is the worst feeling. The intercepted note.
04:28Yeah.
04:28He, it honestly said, look at Snyder's pit stains. It really did say that.
04:35That's amazing.
04:36He knew what I was doing the whole time.
04:39Oh, wow.
04:39And then, so after that, he's like, he raised his hand. Everybody good? Can we go on?
04:44And then I was like, you win, Mr. Snyder. You literally win. There's nothing I can do
04:48from here.
04:49That is, that is amazing. It's not his first rodeo. He knows there's somebody talking about
04:53his pits every class.
04:53He had my mom, but that's why he knew what I was doing.
04:56Did he really?
04:57Yes.
04:58Wow. Mr. Snyder, there's some old pits.
05:00Old man, old man.
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