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  • 4/22/2025
MJTV: Study Shows 1 in 3 Gen Z'ers Don't Pick Up Their Dog's Poop

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00:00look at this i can do a poop bag puppet show look at hello hi it's the worst puppet show ever
00:06there's gonna be duty in me later
00:08i have a study finds story here that one in three adults in generation z do not clean up their dog's
00:22poop that generation z are not pooper scoopers that's outrageous per se i well i i don't have
00:28a dog right now but back in the day when i had the chihuahua how long has your chihuahua been
00:33missing well he's not missing he's dead you jackass kick the bucket how long no two years
00:39it's been two two years before he came but i didn't know that i thought your little chihuahua
00:44was it ralphie what was the dog's name bailey bailey the chihuahua bailey not ralphie summer of uh 19
00:50oh wow i took him to the asian vet in uh town and country and he's the asian vet i can't believe
00:56uh how long that thing lived without getting squished as opposed to the eskimo vet no he was
01:00he's a great vet why do you have to say the asian vet you just took him to the vet well no because
01:05that's the name of the place well the guy we had this whole exchange and he's like
01:08well sir then he put the dog down what why do you have to say why do you have to say asian vet i
01:17actually know the vet you're talking about he's really fantastic he's an amazing vet all right i'm
01:22sure he's a great vet but why do you have to qualify with asian vet it's being factual me off
01:27to who he was talking about yeah all right the fantastic asian vet in town and country it was
01:32wonderful i mean it's not a massage place all right uh coop do you have a dog have you ever had a dog
01:38so i grew up with dogs but i've never had like my own personal dog but if i did i would clean up the
01:44dog poop i would hope so and i've now i have a lot of questions now because like who are they
01:49surveying are they just going up to random people like how old are you do you clean up your dog's
01:53poop they pulled a thousand people never questioned the pool and one of the things that came out of
01:59this poll is that generation z 33 one in three do not clean up their dog's poop i hate that i hate
02:09when you're walking through the neighborhood and people just listen i i think i've got poop bags in
02:13my pocket right now hey this is like this this is like let's make a deal you know the tv show all
02:20right i'll give you a hundred bucks if anyone has uh a poop bag in their pocket if only you've been in
02:26johnny and amber's bedroom hang on a minute right here i got it hundred bucks oh my god you do i do
02:34nobody said nobody bet you yeah i've got i've got how loud is that bag i've got two poop bags look
02:41look i got my hand up in the poop bag i've got i've got two poop bags in my pocket are you wearing
02:46the same shorts as yesterday uh from last night yeah
02:50wait a second did you sleep in those i did not sleep in my shorts i don't need i don't need to
02:59change my khaki shorts every day did you wear them to work yesterday the no i don't think i wore
03:07these i think i wore my gray ones to work yet i yesterday i had my gray shorts on today i have
03:12uh khakis but i think just wore those for a brisk hour-long walk with your dogs last well i've got
03:17stuff lying around the house so you know i like to take my pants off in the house and when it's time
03:21to walk like my whole schnitz show the whole afternoon show i'm sitting there on my underwear
03:26are you because that's that's done at home yeah it's so weird hang on dude i heard about that
03:30dude too i've got i've got i've got poop bags on both hands right now we see we see you see look
03:39at this i can do a poop bag puppet show look at hello hi it's the worst puppet show ever there's
03:45gonna be duty in me later it's like the puppet show at the blind school it's all folks if you're
03:51watching mj tv you can see the poop bag puppet show hello how are you my name is polly the poop bag
03:58what we gonna ask fester i don't know

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