Peep Show: Butthole Bounty

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the reason Chuck would never want someone to see or have a picture of his butthole because of the power it gives them.  This leads to Lisa putting a bounty on Chuck's butthole and calling on women to get it.

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00:00you know who's turned into a disaster hope solo oh man holy hope i would argue she's always been

00:14a disaster yeah u.s women's soccer goalkeeper hope solo has run into some legal trouble in

00:21north carolina i just remembered we saw her be all right it was her behold hope so famous that's

00:26that's what it is isn't that what started the down downward spiral where do you think that was it

00:30it's all started with the b-hole when her b-hole pics leaked yes my butthole got out though

00:34i can't even i can't they'd find you passed out of the wheel yeah what do you guys think was gonna

00:39happen what do you take a picture of my butthole and leak that chuck post butthole that'd be a whole

00:51different life well you'd never see me again that's for sure it's just your b-hole

00:56yep i but i mean like just your b but i'm just saying you don't say that yeah you don't say it

01:03like that i remember the photo what i'm saying is oh wouldn't you be more embarrassed if it was your

01:10dong i mean think about it most of the time when a guy's donger pick gets out even if it's like

01:16whatever it still ends up working out for the person but i don't know if like jared leto's b-hole

01:23pick got leaked or or whoever name the celebrity man's b-hole pick ever leaked i don't think it's

01:31something people are after it's not something anyone's after we would have covered it number

01:36one i mean you're not in a position it's a very it's a very specific woman that wants to see a

01:43male b-hole yeah there are girls i mean they want to see it on a photo i don't think so let's put it

01:49out there let's put it out there so why would they do that are there any women are there any women

01:55listening that would love to see a man's b-hole before they date him wow are there any women

02:00listening that say yeah you know what show me that b-hole i just can't imagine breaking up with

02:06someone who has been all up in my business like if i'm gonna what happened like i don't need them

02:13like just like you said lisa i don't need them going around they're gonna talk they're gonna tell

02:18everybody their butthole tails between the b-hole or the bj so much more so much more really like

02:25you're holding some shame about your it's not to shame i don't want anyone to have that over me

02:30oh man the ladies are gonna be trying to get at that butthole now can i tell you what lisa it's

02:37off limits get the power ladies there's no chance you have to clock in some extra hours i don't know

02:44what i don't know how hot you'd have to be to open up that pandora's box manipulate him

02:51manipulate me jesus christ lisa i don't know get his butthole you will stop at nothing

02:58there has to be a young woman out there who would get chuck's butthole take it from him take his

03:06power that's like a dairy queen butthole trap where you have to get into a certain position to

03:11reach the dairy queen tree lisa no one is taking my power you will not take my power

03:17oh man i hope there's a woman this has turned into like the biggest marvel super villain of all

03:25time you must get chuck's butthole you will have the power you should put like a ransom on it

03:31i will give someone ten thousand dollars if they're able to take chuck's power from him

03:40like a reward i need proof of power the first one to bring me chuck's butthole

03:49i don't want to see it however you will have to show dave or andy or james james will be able

03:57to verify james can verify that yes that is his bottle i'll be one of anos's henchmen yeah put a

04:07price on his hoe

04:11right now there are thousands of young women vying for the title of your power

04:19i hope they take it i hope they get your power from you god i've never felt so violated in my

04:32life um someone said i'm a 28 year old guy and i have recently noticed more and more girls i talk

04:37to on tinder ask for backdoor pics yes i'm glad to hear you guys talking about it though because i

04:42thought there was something wrong with me no it had to be maybe it's a transition of power yeah there's a

04:46transition that's that's it maybe they just want the power they're not really interested in it

04:50it's a collective effort if you guys can't tell now i understand yeah i'm finally understanding

04:57chuck is right once you bang a b-hole you own that person's soul there's something to it get it

05:02ladies

05:20yeah take it back god i knew the world was changing i just didn't realize that this is what it was going to

05:28come down to and it's only now that i've seen my eyes have been opened butthole bounties yeah

05:36it all makes sense no it definitely does so listen i do believe that they're in this changing of

05:46the guard of this like opening up of women's sexual rights and their ability to

05:54to hook up with and do whoever they want whenever they want all that freedom the next logical step

06:02for them is getting our buttholes

06:07that was perfect

06:10that's perfect

06:14sends a chill down my spine it's absolutely it's terrifying i've never been more afraid

06:18god now i have someone actively trying to recruit

06:23steal his butthole someone said i can just see lisa laughing saying his hole is mine finish him finish him

06:34you know why you're here we've come to take your butthole from lisa

06:39we're we're after that ten thousand dollars oh my god damn it man damn it i never thought of it

06:49yeah that's the way it is it is the way it is they've taken it all like if a girl has a butthole

06:53pick it's like one of those markers in john wick you can just you can just come to you at any point

06:59you owe me a favor ah yes i have to cut my i have to cut my thumb right be like all right put my blood on the

07:05butthole pick but lisa just put out a butthole bounty as andy said yeah i feel like i've got a

07:11dog i'm john wick i've got to get through a city watch that it's just gonna be it's just gonna be

07:17i'm sure there i'm sure there i'm sure there's like 16 bigger women right now that are trying their

07:23luck i'll get it lisa don't worry lisa i will take it

07:27we will trick him that's why i don't drink it's why i don't do drugs

07:40just to save i am not gonna get put in a precarious situation where my power is up a grabs

07:46not this man's power the day lisa turned into a super villain it hit her like a ton of bricks she

07:52finally i got it oh my god when you said that about the power it's the power power switch made

07:59total sense so scared me when she said it i know i didn't i didn't even know it was this bad

08:08it's far worse than i imagined it is a butthole bounty we never expected

08:13i saw the temperature drop

08:14yeah five degrees at least well good luck good luck guys guys good luck to everyone out there

08:25all the males guard your b-holes

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