In or Out- What would you choose?

Beasley Digital

4/17/2025

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00:00All right, welcome to this week's in or out scenario, which y'all listening get to decide

00:06if you're in or out.

00:0799.5 QIK.

00:09It's Mark and Melanie, Tampa Bay's morning crew.

00:11So get ready to text us in or out.

00:14You can also call us as well.

00:15So here's this week's scenario.

00:18I just get nervous for these.

00:21Hold on.

00:21Is that the first noise you make when we say here's this week's scenario?

00:23Oh.

00:25Yeah.

00:25Uh-oh.

00:26Was it?

00:26Okay, so for the rest of your life, hold on.

00:32Man, let me get there, man.

00:35All right.

00:35Look at Kevin.

00:36He wanted to see a word.

00:37He's just staring.

00:37He's like.

00:38I'm waiting.

00:38Are you nervous?

00:39No.

00:40All right.

00:41So if the rest of your life you can only eat, you can pick one food and one beverage for

00:48the rest of your life, okay?

00:51That's all you can eat.

00:53Okay.

00:53But you will, it'll be calorie free.

00:57It'll never make you gain weight, but it is all you get to eat for the rest of your

01:02life.

01:02So pick one.

01:03So which, what would be your favorite drink?

01:05Just water.

01:06Really?

01:06Okay.

01:06So that's what would be your favorite food?

01:08Uh, probably pizza.

01:10Okay.

01:11So you can have water.

01:12Gosh.

01:13All right.

01:13I know.

01:14Why'd I pick you?

01:15So you can have water, which is already calorie free.

01:18I want avocados.

01:19Yeah.

01:19So you can have water and pizza.

01:21I'm not a big soda person.

01:23I don't know.

01:23No, it's good.

01:24So it's terrible for you.

01:25It's good.

01:26I thought maybe you'd say wine or something.

01:27Can I say coffee?

01:27Yeah.

01:28Yeah.

01:28All right.

01:28I switched my answer to coffee.

01:30Okay.

01:30Coffee and pizza.

01:31Coffee and pizza the rest of your life, but that's all you're eating every meal, every

01:35day, the rest of your life, but it's calorie free.

01:37There'll be no weight gain.

01:38That's it.

01:39It's just free.

01:40It's a free for all, but that's all you can eat in or out.

01:45Melanie.

01:46I'm out.

01:47What?

01:48Yep.

01:48So you can eat coffee and pizza the rest of your entire life, and there's no calories.

01:53You gain zero weight from eating it.

01:55I like food too much.

01:56I like cooking different things.

01:57I like going out to eat at different restaurants.

01:59I don't want to be eating pizza every single meal for the rest of my life.

02:04Gosh, that is crazy.

02:06All right, Kevin, what would be your beverage?

02:08A Coke.

02:09Okay.

02:09I would have a Coke and pizza.

02:10I'm with her on pizza.

02:11Okay.

02:12But I'm out.

02:13There's no way I could do that.

02:15Nah, I'm out.

02:16I can't.

02:17Okay.

02:17I'm out.

02:17I'm shocked.

02:18Okay.

02:18I thought about it.

02:19I was like, pizza every day.

02:20That sounds really delicious, but it would get old after a while.

02:23Right.

02:23So I'm out.

02:24But you can eat as much as you want because you're not going to gain weight on it.

02:27I'm out.

02:28It's calorie free.

02:28Okay.

02:29I'm out.

02:29Buck, you're up.

02:31All I have to say is-

02:32Well, we need your beverage first.

02:34Oh, my beverage?

02:37Bro, let's go with some Coors Light.

02:39Okay.

02:40Let's go with some Coors Light.

02:41Is there alcohol in that Coors Light?

02:42Of course.

02:43Well, then that's an interesting way to live your life.

02:46Well, hold on.

02:47Hold on.

02:48You're in a constant state of-

02:49Hey, you can't-

02:50Yeah.

02:50Where's this judgment coming from on Kevin?

02:52Interesting way to back off, Kevin.

02:54It's a legitimate question.

02:56Hold on.

02:57What food?

02:57What would be your food?

02:57Kevin, it is a good question.

02:59Food, and I think the audience is going to agree with me.

03:01Every day will be Taco Tuesday.

03:05I knew it.

03:07All right.

03:07So you are obviously in.

03:09You got it, buddy.

03:09So it's beer and tacos all day, every day.

03:12Calorie free.

03:13Calorie free.

03:14You are not gaining any weight.

03:16I'm going to have the beach bod every day with two tacos in my hand.

03:20Wait a second.

03:20No, no, no.

03:21You don't magically get a beach bod.

03:23That wasn't part of it.

03:23No, but you can work out because the food's never-

03:26It's never-

03:27Yeah, absolutely.

03:27You can have a beach bod.

03:28You're working out.

03:29Oh, okay.

03:30Yeah.

03:31That's a part of it.

03:32I thought you just had the body that you had currently, and then-

03:35When did we ever say that?

03:36Because you were just saying you don't gain any additional calories.

03:39So I thought you were just stuck with the body that you had.

03:41No, you can still work out and do everything else you'd always do.

03:43Okay.

03:44I'm going to be tan, probably wear a Speedo with a six-pack.

03:47Oh, please, God.

03:48He's really into this.

03:49Curling tacos at the gym.

03:51Who is this guy?

03:53All right.

03:54So, Melanie, do you want to rethink it?

03:57I'll give you mine first.

03:58So my food would be buffalo wings, and my beverage would be ice cold draft beer.

04:07So buffalo wings all day, every day, and ice cold draft beer.

04:09And you could eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of your life.

04:14And beyond.

04:15Okay.

04:15Anyway, still work out, and no calories.

04:18Oh, yeah.

04:19So are you in or are you out?

04:20I am 100% in.

04:21I'm way too excited about this.

04:23Buffalo wings all day, every day, and cold beer, and you don't gain any weight?

04:27That's right.

04:28I mean, it's like one big stress of life that's just totally gone.

04:32And, yeah, I get it.

04:33You're eating wings every day or drinking beer every day, but you just don't have to worry about it.

04:37People are like, I can't eat anymore because I'm on a diet.

04:39And I'm like, well, I'm never going on a diet because my wings don't have any calories, just like my beer.

04:43Right?

04:44A nice dry rub.

04:45On it for breakfast.

04:46Sure.

04:47Yeah.

04:47At dinner.

04:48Some heavy buffalo sauce.

04:50Absolutely.

04:50Oh, now we're changing up the seasoning.

04:52You don't get different tacos, by the way.

04:54You have the same tacos.

04:55Oh, no.

04:55I can do a veggie.

04:56Somebody's jealous about her decision.

04:59I'm just jealous that everybody's got abs in this scenario, except for me.

05:03I'm annoyed.

05:03You can have abs.

05:05It's fine.

05:05No, because my calories count.

05:07I'm out.

05:07Oh, yeah.

05:08Well, that's your – do you want to go back in?

05:10In – we have one more spot on the in boat.

05:12No, I'm out.

05:13All right.

05:13I like other – I like a variety of foods.

05:16All right.

05:16Well, you and Kevin enjoy stressing about your calories.

05:18That's right.

05:19Buck and I will be living the dream, the buffalo wing taco dream.

05:22Dang it.

05:22Boom.

05:23All right.

05:23Are y'all in or out?

05:24What would be your beverage and what would be your food?

05:28Well, it's funny because a lot of people on the text line at 800-992-1099 are also trying

05:32to negotiate, wondering if they can switch up the tacos from pork tacos, chicken tacos,

05:36beef tacos, and breakfast tacos.

05:38Someone even wrote in, can we go do the dessert tacos once in a while?

05:41No.

05:42No, absolutely.

05:42No.

05:43It's got to be the same topic.

05:44The same topic.

05:45Everything's the same.

05:46That's why – this is ridiculous.

05:47Yeah.

05:48Out.

05:49Okay.

05:49So I get a taco with everything on it and then I just take off.

05:53You could do that.

05:54You could do that.

05:54Right, because I love a meat lover's pizza, but maybe one day I'd like to just have pepperoni

05:58or maybe a pineapple, but I can't.

06:00Yes, you can.

06:01You can just take off those other topics.

06:02Yep.

06:03Get a supreme and take off what you don't like.

06:05Out.

06:08Fettuccine, Alfredo, and wine came in.

06:10I'm not mad at that.

06:12And you know how fattening that is, the Alfredo?

06:14Nope.

06:14Not for her.

06:15I know, because the calories don't count.

06:16Calories don't count.

06:18Tea and potatoes was probably the most interesting text we got.

06:22I love that.

06:23That is the most Southern response to this ever.

06:27I don't know why we did this.

06:29It's terrible.

06:30Some taters and some sweet tea.

06:32Biscuits and gravy.

06:34Tea and potatoes.

06:35It's unbelievable.

06:36And I didn't even – I don't even know if this is iced tea or hot tea.

06:39And hot tea sounds so much more awful with potatoes, doesn't it?

06:43Oh, it does.

06:44French fries and hot tea.

06:46Ugh.

06:47Okay.

06:47I don't know.

06:47It's your life and you're in.

06:49So that's all good.

06:51Somebody – this is great.

06:53Somebody goes, do you get a buzz with the beer even though it doesn't have a calorie?

06:56Yes.

06:56Of course you do.

06:57Oh, yes.

06:58You're in a constant state of buzz.

06:59So I text back yes and then they wrote, I'm in.

07:04See, I was wondering if they were asking that because then they'd be out because you wouldn't

07:08want a buzz all the time.

07:09You want to function.

07:10That's why it's Coors Light.

07:11I'm not going to believe this as the text just pour in.

07:13Somebody else wrote, potatoes and Diet Coke.

07:16What is up with the potatoes?

07:17Potatoes.

07:18Gosh.

07:19I think they're thinking you can make them into a variety of things.

07:21French fries.

07:22Yeah.

07:22French fries, regular potato.

07:24All gratin.

07:25Uh-oh.

07:26The spiral ones that they have at the fair.

07:28Uh-oh.

07:29From the 360 area code, beer and cheeseburgers.

07:31I love too many kinds of food.

07:33I just can't.

07:34And a follow-up real quick.

07:36Actually, I changed my mind.

07:38A flip-flopper.

07:39Since I can make different kinds of burgers, I am in.

07:43Yeah.

07:43We had a mind changer there.

07:46I tell you.

07:46You've got to stick to the same burger, though.

07:47No, no, no.

07:48I think what she's saying is you can put all these different toppings on it and then take

07:52off, you know, just do like a supreme burger.

07:54Put everything on it.

07:55Yep.

07:56And then, you know what?

07:57Like, you'd have fried egg on it.

07:58One day you could have the fried egg on.

07:59One day you can take it off.

08:00It's true.

08:01I'm going to tell you, in or out really, really causes you to think about life.

08:05It does.

08:06It's a game changer.

08:07So, thank you for the text coming in from St. Pete real quick.

08:12Melanie, I'm a Jersey girl.

08:13Laugh out loud.

08:14So, that's why I said tea and potatoes.

08:16And then she writes, Mark, I drink hot tea all day, every day.

08:19And it's great with potatoes.

08:21Really?

08:21That's what she said.

08:22I'll, yeah, I don't know.

08:247, 3, 4.

08:25These are just piling in steak and Bud Light.

08:27And I am in.

08:28Steak and Bud Light.

08:29Steak and Bud Light.

08:30See, that's smart.

08:32That's a lot of money, too.

08:33I want to hang out with that person.

08:34Another one.

08:35Chicken Fingers and Coca-Cola.

08:37And then fish and iced tea.

08:41Fish and iced tea.

08:42Yeah.

08:43All right.

08:43Here is, oh, my.

08:44And potatoes continue to fly up the list.

08:47But this is different.

08:48Moonshine and potatoes.

08:50I'm a country girl, she says.

08:52Yes.

08:53All right.

08:53This is in her out.

08:54Keep the text coming.

08:55And get ready to win.

08:57This is Kenny Chesney.

08:59Kenny Chesney.

09:00Florida Georgia Line.

09:01Old Dominion.

09:02We need callers 9 and 10 for Mark and Melanie's world famous name game.

09:05As I think about all these different flavors in my mouth.

09:08What?

09:09Well, I just love that we were worried about you guys drinking Coors Light or draft beer every day as your drink, your beverage of choice.

09:15This girl said moonshine.

09:18She's not.

09:20And potatoes.

09:21She's trying to remember her life.

09:23Yeah.

09:23But then she justified in parentheses.

09:24She goes, I'm a country girl.

09:25Oh, that's fine.

09:26Don't worry about it.

09:27It's fine.

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