What something you think about during sex to last longer

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00:00Spring Show, Wild 94, 1 Bay, it's Party Station.

00:03It's almost like whenever we are on the air when Meredith is out,

00:08it's a different vibe.

00:10It is different.

00:11And it's funny because we got a balance of the room.

00:14I mean, we got, you know, Meredith is very preparative,

00:18very, hi, I'm Meredith.

00:20And that balances us out when conversations come up

00:24that are like a little sketch.

00:26True.

00:27I'm looking down at this Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak interview.

00:31They did, Silk Sonic drops the evening with Silk Sonic 7, 8 song CD thing.

00:38And there was an Australian TV host that was talking to him and said,

00:43you know, he appreciated the fact that it was a romantic album.

00:47He said, I got to thank you for the track length,

00:49two minutes and 47 seconds on some of them.

00:51I can put it on in the bedroom and almost last the whole thing.

00:55So he's making a joke.

00:56And it took a turn because Anderson .Paak decided to chime in

01:00with some advice for him.

01:01He said, you got to think weird thoughts.

01:04And Bruno said, yeah, you got to take yourself out of it, man.

01:07If you want to go longer, you got to take your mind out of it.

01:09So they're giving up these kind of like clues where we were always told,

01:14think baseball.

01:14That was like an old school thing.

01:17Like they were like, think baseball.

01:18Think like, you know, throwing it second.

01:20Okay.

01:21The double play.

01:22Like just to take your mind out of it or whatever.

01:24What is your go-to for that kind of, how do you say, distraction?

01:34Yeah.

01:35I'm not a think about a sport kind of, because I think baseball,

01:40I think men playing baseball, not really the thought that I want to have.

01:44In that moment.

01:44Yeah, in that moment.

01:45I'm more of like a switch position, take your time, try to prolong it,

01:52try to break it up, break up the rhythm a little bit,

01:54just to buy myself some more time.

01:57Okay.

01:57So you use the pauses in between.

02:00I use the pauses.

02:01I'll, yeah, like, oh, okay.

02:03Then we'll switch it up a little bit like that.

02:05But as far as my thoughts, I'm usually fully, fully present in the moment.

02:09But I just use those natural position breaks to kind of prolong the act.

02:14So there's movement.

02:16Oh, yeah.

02:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:17Okay, well, I got to write that down.

02:20What about, what do you use?

02:21Honestly, I used to try and do baseball because I thought that was the standard.

02:26But I realized that my baseball experience wasn't really that vast,

02:30so that ran out.

02:32Okay.

02:32Then, I mean, honestly, when I was in, like, college,

02:36it was really, like, my grandma.

02:39Grandma?

02:40Yeah, which sounds so bad.

02:43But I would always, because she would call me or, like, check in,

02:47and so I would always think I need to be on my best behavior

02:51when my grandma's checking in.

02:54Like, you know what I'm saying?

02:54So I would have her as the, like, angel on my shoulder.

02:58Really?

02:59So when I was doing anything that I was too mentally into,

03:04I would then be like, oh, you know, I got grandma.

03:07Grandma told me I shouldn't be doing this, whatever.

03:10So I would buy myself a little bit of a lull.

03:12With grandma.

03:13Right.

03:14Right.

03:15You know what is a way to catch a little break?

03:20And this is more, if you need a little bit longer of a break.

03:22Advice from the freak show.

03:23Yeah, well, this is brilliant right here.

03:24If you need a little bit longer than a break,

03:28then the position switch allows you.

03:31You know what I've done a couple times is I'll go and pretend like I need

03:35to mess with the AC.

03:36It's too hot or it's too cold, even if the temperature's perfect.

03:39Gives you a second to walk over to the thermostat.

03:42That breaks up the whole vibe.

03:43Oh, no, no, no.

03:44We got to make sure everybody's comfortable.

03:45Oh, then you get right back to it.

03:47Hey, girl, you want some wine?

03:48You want a Netflix recommendation?

03:54Check-ins are coming in.

03:56I'm a cook.

03:57Out of the 352 said cooking.

04:00I'm a cook.

04:00So I think about food, and that helps with the needed distraction.

04:04Now, we got some advice via an Australian TV host from Bruno Mars

04:09and Anderson .Paak on how you extend or distract yourself from ending too early

04:18in, how do we say, a dance.

04:21Right.

04:22All right?

04:22So if you want to try and get your mind off of it, they got some tricks.

04:26They said you got to trick your mind.

04:28You got to think of something really weird.

04:30Ben from Tampa said, since we're talking about baseball,

04:33I'm all about using PEDs.

04:35Call me Sammy Sosa.

04:36Oh, some performance enhancers.

04:38Yeah, apparently.

04:39Okay.

04:39Apparently.

04:40This is more mental, though.

04:41People are using mental.

04:42Somebody uses your method.

04:43It says, hey, ask her, did you hear somebody knocking on the door?

04:47And then go check the door.

04:48Yeah, that just bought you 45 seconds.

04:50Well, I mean, I never used the door that way.

04:53We got one at the 813.

04:54It says, hey, there's no shame in my game.

04:56I just tell them straight up, I need some time because it's too good.

04:59They don't mind because you're giving them the ultimate compliment,

05:02but you can still kiss and caress your woman.

05:04But you can only use that it's too good a couple of times.

05:07You can't use that all the time.

05:08Yeah, but you also can't be like, you sure was somebody knocking on the door?

05:12You just checked five minutes ago.

05:14I'm going again.

05:15All right, let's see.

05:16888-429-0941.

05:18Joe, what's good, man?

05:19What's going on, man?

05:21Good morning, Free Show.

05:22Good morning.

05:22We talking distractions this morning.

05:24So what's a good distraction?

05:26A good distraction.

05:27I like the baseball thing, but I used to play baseball, so I can't do it.

05:30I get all excited.

05:31I'm in a double play.

05:32Okay.

05:33Food.

05:33You know, I like food, so I get all excited about blueberry muffins and stuff.

05:37Yeah.

05:38Grandma, man.

05:40Oh, I know you were young.

05:42Listen, I was young.

05:43It was abrupt.

05:44I needed something to really help me out.

05:46I don't use that anymore.

05:48Okay.

05:49Understood.

05:50Let me tell you a little secret.

05:51Now, I don't want to tell everybody, so go ahead and just don't tell everybody.

05:55Okay.

05:56You find out what time the game is going down.

06:01Let's say it's 9 o'clock.

06:03Okay.

06:03I know that's a little early, but at about 8.30, 8.45, at 8.30, don't get caught.

06:10You go ahead and take care of round one.

06:13Go ahead yourself and take care of round one.

06:15Oh, okay.

06:16I got you.

06:17Now you're on the second playoff game.

06:20Okay.

06:20Starting from level two.

06:22Boy, you're going to just do your thing for a little bit longer.

06:24Okay.

06:24Start from one end.

06:27Okay.

06:27I got you.

06:27That makes sense.

06:29That's the something about Mary thing.

06:31Yeah.

06:31That's the clear the gun thing.

06:33Okay.

06:33Yeah.

06:33That makes sense.

06:34All right.

06:34There you go.

06:35Starting with round two.

06:36Come on, girl.

06:36Starting with round two.

06:38That's old player player right there.

06:39Okay.

06:39I got you, Joe.

06:40Appreciate you, man.

06:41We got to text out the 863.

06:42I find it funny that guys need a distraction, yet females literally have to focus in order

06:47to get the same result.

06:48It is.

06:48That is weird.

06:49Isn't that wild?

06:50That is weird.

06:51That is weird.

06:52Now, wait.

06:53Buck is in the building.

06:53Buck, you have some distractions that you was telling us during the commercial over here.

06:59Let's see.

07:00What you got?

07:01Yeah, so I've got two, and for whatever reason, I don't know how this happens, but I go to

07:06Golden Girls, reruns, and I never even really watched the Golden Girls.

07:11I don't know where it comes from.

07:12Just old women?

07:13Just old women knitting quilts and stuff.

07:16You got to think of the right episodes, though, because Blanche was the hot one.

07:18I mean.

07:19You mess around and bump into Blanche, and that'll end your game early.

07:22She can do it for you?

07:23Yeah.

07:24Back in the day, you ain't like Blanche?

07:25No.

07:25Okay.

07:26And the other one is Miami Heat, finals, Ray Allen, corner jumper, nails the championship

07:36with LeBron and D-Wade.

07:38Look at me.

07:39I'm already out of it.

07:40That takes your mind off of?

07:43That shot, that game, every time.

07:46If I need a little calm down.

07:48Okay.

07:49All right.

07:49Somebody said, think of dead kittens like Quagmire on Family Guy.

07:53Oh, no.

07:54That's what I'm saying.

07:55Listen, listen.

07:56Don't get any sexual advice from Quagmire.

07:59That needs to be said.

08:00Yeah, we can say that.

08:00Yeah.

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